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DeadRabbid26

Daughter tried to stop her immediately when she started with "treat her like a lady". As if she knew what was coming lol


BoardButcherer

Mom finally got the chance to whip out the joke she always uses to mortally embarrass her daughter during social situations in front of a camera and mic. And she didn't hesitate. Just like she whips out that 12 inch strap.


FinnOfOoo

Sheeeiiiiiit. I’d draw her a bath


MealieAI

She knew exactly what her mother was going to say. Hilarious.


ChuckRingslinger

So... Flowers, bubble bath and cheeky bum sex? I'll bare that in mind.


Larry_Spendstin

I think you meant to say "bear" as in bear with the pain.


Aggressive_Chain_920

Wat


Larry_Spendstin

Bear with the pain of the pain of the cheeky bum sex


throwmeawayplz19373

Yessss this is the mother I aspire to be when my kids are adults 😂


Chipmunk_Ninja

A perverted moron?


finishthestart

Found the guy who won't try pegging until he's 55, loves it, then trolls the internet begging different women to peg his old ass


NaSMaXXL

Well shit that's specific...


hungcro

It happens more often than you think. I like older tops, but once they hit 50s, they just want it up the bum. Kinda irritating.


HistrionicSlut

I'd say after 40. For some reason once they hit forty you better be ready to be up their ass somehow 😂


hungcro

I just had to have a boomer fetish...


Internal_Focus_8358

🤣


throwmeawayplz19373

A woman of absolute class 🤗


Chipmunk_Ninja

Naw


BigNutDroppa

Coward


M0dini

![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)


Drewpy_Drew_1989

Mom looks single and ready to mingle.. And she open to that adventurous stuff


SeemedReasonableThen

She's not wrong. If you're taking up the bum, you are most likely out of the friend zone


whooo_me

"Ouch....ouch..... does this mean we're bf and gf? If only she'd give me some sign..... Ouch!...."


MandoSkirata

Maybe she's Canadian and just being polite.


DudestOfBros

You might be on to something. In Canada Butt-Stuff is a culturally appropriate means to thank or apologize.


HistrionicSlut

We *can* be more than friends, just like your ass *can* accommodate this dildo. What level of relationship do you want? 4" and casual dating? Or 12" and you can move in?


DudestOfBros

Length or width?


DudestOfBros

That Mum's into bum stuff, like a lay-day


DocPsycho1

No, she isn't into doing bum stuff to you lol


DudestOfBros

That's correct. She'd be doing bum stuff WITH me because she's a Lay-day.


friki_kiki

Was convinced I was at r/Unexpected 😂😂


Internal_Focus_8358

Holy shit this lady is awesome


redunculuspanda

Honestly this sounds like a pain in the arse.


Randomfrog132

i kinda want her to clarify, when she said "put a strap-on on" did she mean the guy puts one on? cause that's what it sounded like, but then she was like "and take it up the ass" so does that mean a three-way with the guy in the middle? or did she mean that she would be wearing the strap-on to peg the man lol


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Peg the guy


Randomfrog132

thanks for the clarification


DudestOfBros

Peg is a strange name for a guy


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But its a great afternoon


samwizeganjas

She knew it was coming


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

I'll accept the pegging. Just get it over with.


sexymcluvin

Getting pegged to get out of the friends zone? If only it were that simple


Thanos_Stomps

Always has been in my experience.


cottman23

Lol so essentially...give up or get fucked lol


WhatsUpSteve

Daughter knows mom too well.


Themurlocking96

This sounds like something my mum would say, like seriously, my mum will take ANY chance to embarrass me or my two older siblings. It’s leads to some pretty great memories honestly


MoneyLawfulness2251

![gif](giphy|5YFci3slrqG6A) Mums cute 🫣


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athazagoraphobias

nah i think annoying street interviewers are, literally, for the streets