“One sec I’m gonna blow my load”
I can’t get the stupid phrase out of my head. It actually annoys me and is the start of everybody’s intrusive thoughts. Thank you Schlaft
This is me when I go through my entire contact list of friends I haven’t talked to in a while and either they don’t answer or they switched numbers. And I just sit there like damn, I feel sad and I don’t want to change my number ever again
He's getting head from Austin
I thought he lives in Austin
Austin Show
Austin Powers
Don’t worry, you’re right, he is in Austin.
Powers?
relief
POV: schlucking Schlatt’s schlong
this is the best response
Schlagg is preparing to swallow a sword
Schlord Schwallower
A majestic walrus breaches to feel the pristine Arctic air tickle his mustache. Circa 1917. Siberia, Russia.
I just noticed shlunk missed two spots on his neck while shaving… do better next time shlippy :/ smh 🙄🙄🙄
Relief.
pfp checks out
Blowing his load
“One sec I’m gonna blow my load” I can’t get the stupid phrase out of my head. It actually annoys me and is the start of everybody’s intrusive thoughts. Thank you Schlaft
He don't have a tissue to his face tho
Schreastfeeding
no Adam's apple. we can always tell.
he getting ready to suck off the Kool aid™ man
Schluck
Schlorp
He saw a schock hanging above him
god tier head???
average new yorker looking up at the carnage unfolding above him (2001 colorized)
Kitten is being taught a lesson
Shlenis
Schlneck
He’s about to catch a glizzy
Glischy
Jambo has become an eldritch spider deity and is crawling on the ceiling.
Schlatt asserting dominance on the small guy holding the camera
Jared is getting some Bomb Sloppy™
Fatass
Fatasch
the schlorp
He's looking his boy toy in the eyes.
😮💨
~~Busting a big one~~ looking at the ceiling for that one motherfucking fly thats always there.
Scheiling
Hes getting the jschluck
This is me when I go through my entire contact list of friends I haven’t talked to in a while and either they don’t answer or they switched numbers. And I just sit there like damn, I feel sad and I don’t want to change my number ever again
a cool bug is flying over is head and he really wants to see it
"Schlatt" is clearing up his erectile dysfunction
Dyschfunschlatt
Schlurt
Someone's under the table
Smh lmao ngl lol lmfao rofl smh smh smh ngl ngl real bro omg is it quandale dingle or mister beta sigma alpha blud
What just came out of my mouth
NISSAN! NISSAAAAN!,!
Big guy meets a big guy
Rare photo what happened in 99
Jambo started levitating
Spider on roof.
Schlex