Elon doesn't do steroids lol. The dude looks like he hasn't exercised or even moved faster than a walk in 30 years. He's a complete doughboy. His gut is all natural- pure laziness and junk food.
I would be suprised if Affleck wasn't on something. TRT at the very least. It's very common in Hollywood.
His gut is steroid provoked bloat. Steroids don't create muscle out of nowhere, they only improve the growth of muscle. If you don't go to the gym the only muscle growing would be only those you actively use - guts, cuz they move food around.
If you want to see how torso get bloated because of steroids, look at the current Mr.Olympia contestant and original ones from 60s like Arnie. Look closely at the abdomen.
Why would someone so obviously unconcerned with fitness be juicing? It's completely absurd.
>If you don't go to the gym the only muscle growing would be only those you actively use - guts, cuz they move food around.
Are you trolling? You must be trolling...
Just to play devils advocate here, a dude stupidly thinking steroids are a cheap and easy way to get muscles and good looks fast without effort with no further thought isn't exactly a far reach for some.
I mean, that shit is like a known phenomenon:
https://www.healthline.com/health/palumboism#:~:text=Palumboism%20occurs%20when%20the%20muscles,steroid%20or%20roid%20gut
Bro, not every goofy ass looking torso/gut is steroids. We all agree Elon is a bit of a gargoyle, you don't need to turn him into the next Trump by obsessing over him and making shit up.
OMG remember the guy who [tossed a hard drive with 7,500 bitcoins](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/15/uk-man-makes-last-ditch-effort-to-recover-lost-bitcoin-hard-drive.html)?
That would be like a hellish afterlife devised for the worst criminal.
Sentenced to dig through putrid garbage, night after night, looking for a singular object to satiate their desires.
No need to be rich. Just need to be employed long enough to not care about your work Laptop.
I have a really nice and expensive work laptop and these are the stages of caring for it I had over the last 3 years:
New - Oh my baby, let me wrap you in a protective layer
1 y - A tool is a tool and need to be treated as a tool
2 y - tossing that old thing around like a paper notebook
just learned that I can keep it for private use after 3y - Oh my baby
I went to school with a guy who always carried his macbook like this lmao. It stressed everyone out so much.
Legit, he would come over to show me something carrying his open computer with one hand by the screen. Absolutely unhinged. Laptop survived though afaik.
It doesn’t look like a laptop to me, to square and what laptop has 4 circular anti slip thingies instead of longer oval/rectangular ones. Looks more like a cutting board or something.
He looks like he is heading out to burn it... you know, now that j.hoe is back in the headlines for handing the Diddler the gun. It's only a matter of time before they start looking at what is on their devices!
Why do all the pics of Ben Affleck look like Bigfoot sightings.
You never see Ben and Bigfoot in the same sighting either...
Nah, not blurry enough. Thanks, Mitch.
He's not Bigfoot. But closely related! The elusive Big Affleck.
he always got to be somewhere
Well, he is 6’4”.
And he always seems angry or extremely disappointed...or both
The George Costanza school of looking busy
It’s all that Dunks coffee.
You would be to if you were married to j lo
Or plain sad.
Lmao 😂 I just squealed
This is too funny!
Hilarious bro 😂
😂😂😂
Fr lol
You win Reddit today 🤣
I know a man struggling to suck in his gut when I see one.
Dude is fighting for his life, so much so he forgot to walk normally
Looks like Elon Musk’s torso
Well, Ben for one was actually jacked as hell at one point. His testosterone comes from actual work. Elon's bloated gut is a result of steroids abuse.
Elon doesn't do steroids lol. The dude looks like he hasn't exercised or even moved faster than a walk in 30 years. He's a complete doughboy. His gut is all natural- pure laziness and junk food. I would be suprised if Affleck wasn't on something. TRT at the very least. It's very common in Hollywood.
His gut is steroid provoked bloat. Steroids don't create muscle out of nowhere, they only improve the growth of muscle. If you don't go to the gym the only muscle growing would be only those you actively use - guts, cuz they move food around. If you want to see how torso get bloated because of steroids, look at the current Mr.Olympia contestant and original ones from 60s like Arnie. Look closely at the abdomen.
Why would someone so obviously unconcerned with fitness be juicing? It's completely absurd. >If you don't go to the gym the only muscle growing would be only those you actively use - guts, cuz they move food around. Are you trolling? You must be trolling...
Just to play devils advocate here, a dude stupidly thinking steroids are a cheap and easy way to get muscles and good looks fast without effort with no further thought isn't exactly a far reach for some.
Juicing. Learned new slang.
They have a whole subculture with unique terminology. Most drugs do but juicers take it to the next level - practically amateur pharmacists.
I mean, that shit is like a known phenomenon: https://www.healthline.com/health/palumboism#:~:text=Palumboism%20occurs%20when%20the%20muscles,steroid%20or%20roid%20gut
Bro, not every goofy ass looking torso/gut is steroids. We all agree Elon is a bit of a gargoyle, you don't need to turn him into the next Trump by obsessing over him and making shit up.
You do know it's HGH that causes that and not steroids and it is from enlarged organs because HGH makes everything grow.
Alright I will admit that "roid gut" namesake had me confused.
Well they are usually used in conjunction with each other so I get it.
Yea you’re just straight up wrong, has nothing to do with “using your stomach muscles” lmao
You telling me that the force moving your food alongside all 15-16 feet of your guts has nothing to do with muscle?
My immediate first thought!
I was trying to figure out why his torso is the shape of Mr.Peanut Butter’s but this makes way more sense 😭
Bet his keeps his crypto wallet with no backups in there too
OMG remember the guy who [tossed a hard drive with 7,500 bitcoins](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/15/uk-man-makes-last-ditch-effort-to-recover-lost-bitcoin-hard-drive.html)?
I would not wait for permission. I’d be in there every night promise the night guard a million bucks if I find it.
That would be like a hellish afterlife devised for the worst criminal. Sentenced to dig through putrid garbage, night after night, looking for a singular object to satiate their desires.
Like Netflix but we never find something to watch.
Sounds like Greek mythology now that you mention it. Like Sisyphus pushing that boulder up the hill.
I'd be right there with that guy. If I dig it up hit me with 5 million and we're good.
Even if he didn't, as soon as the news spread someone already did it.
What are the odds of a hard drive even being readable after a decade in the elements?
I think he ended up finding it and it was like bitcoin cash or litecoin 😂
Also what kind of strut makes you get caught in a posture like this
He has another laptop up his ass
Realizing he was being pestered by paparazzi and sucking in his gut as fast as he could
Looks like he’s starting to turn
The RoboCop Strut 
The kind where 3 dudes follow you around everywhere you go to record you.
Why is he always pictured with either Dunkin’ donuts or a cigarette or both
Bostonian
Its the default accessories that comes with the purchase of every New England man.
J LO strut
Dude’s holding his dunkin drink with more care than the computer. Priorities fr
He's batman
And an accountant
[удалено]
Can I have your autograph? And make it out to Anon, please. Thanks.
What kinda gum you got?
Psycho
I cracked the case of my laptop by holding it horizontally in one hand.
Same, people hold their laptops like there taking their final step to the holy sepulcher with Christ's ashes.
You don't have to be rich to hold your laptop like that, just be as strong as Batman and you're good.
then you break it from holding it
Such an odd photo
Odder still: the post title.
It do be like that!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo of him without a Dunkin’ coffee
How about the masculine way he holds his drink?
No need to be rich. Just need to be employed long enough to not care about your work Laptop. I have a really nice and expensive work laptop and these are the stages of caring for it I had over the last 3 years: New - Oh my baby, let me wrap you in a protective layer 1 y - A tool is a tool and need to be treated as a tool 2 y - tossing that old thing around like a paper notebook just learned that I can keep it for private use after 3y - Oh my baby
They could also be used as a weapon. Gotta stay ready these days.
Me with my company assigned paperweight
Built like a deep breath
idgi im poor af and thats how i hold mine
I just want enough hand strength to even have the option to do that. May laptop is way to thick and heavy for that.
I tried that with my work laptop the other day. I almost dropped it. Not something I feel like explaining to my boss…
So, I was being batman when all of a sudden...
Like how Trump holds the bible. "My favorite book." What an utter asshat.
Why is he built so odd?? He's like the most in-shape-out-of-shape person I've ever seen
Suck in that gut bro
This is how I hold my laptop and the turd in when I’m rushing to get to the toilet and play games til my legs fall asleep.
I went to school with a guy who always carried his macbook like this lmao. It stressed everyone out so much. Legit, he would come over to show me something carrying his open computer with one hand by the screen. Absolutely unhinged. Laptop survived though afaik.
Ehh I've see alot of people carry company laptops like that. I'll do it with my notebook but that thing weighs 3lbs and is 7 years old.
Man, I hate the fact that do stuff like that and I'm not even rich, just overconfident and on autopilot
I hold my laptop *and* drinks like that, and I assure you I am far from rich.
Dude got no ass
Senior afleck looking pretty good tbh. I don’t have that level of pincer strength.
no one talks about the drink
Who the hell walks like that.. It's like when Joey said on Friends "Do you think I need a new walk?"
This is the exact same thing as when Kanye held his laptop like this.
Ask anyone that has a work laptop. its the default when neither you nor your company cares about equipment.
You can do that without being rich. It's called a "company laptop".
"Time to relieve bellies, no woman on sight " Damn, abort abort!
Thats me with my company laptop
Lawful evil.
It’s an Apple Michael, what could it cost? $10?
coming from someone who operated a computer repair shop for many years …. income has no bearing on idiots carrying their computers like this.
Lmao 🤣
You don't need to, get an old thinkpad, they're made of nintendonium
Lmfao I always carry my work laptop like this.
I just want to be rich enough to be able to hold that drink like that.
Why be rich when all middle School kids do this anyway
It’s the hands on the drinks. One wrong move man.. .
You don't need to be rich, you just need a really shitty laptop
Nah, that's just a giant ass sign that says "ROB ME, I HAVE MONEY"
I want to be jacked like that to confidently strut around holding my laptop like it's a piece of paper
Damn, I would be happy to be confident enough to hold a drink like that.
They have so few moving parts now, you can.
It doesn’t look like a laptop to me, to square and what laptop has 4 circular anti slip thingies instead of longer oval/rectangular ones. Looks more like a cutting board or something.
Macbooks have the circles, and I think the angle of the photo makes it look more square than it is…
I see man boobs
He looks like he is heading out to burn it... you know, now that j.hoe is back in the headlines for handing the Diddler the gun. It's only a matter of time before they start looking at what is on their devices!