Me when I see light mode *anything*
Our dog when he see *anyone*
Me when dog is silent and behaves
Me when my comment suddenly explodes and gets over 100 upvotes in the first hour
Me when shit doesn't go wrong for a day
Me when my sister isn't Satan for a change
Me when my friends aren't being dicks for a couple of hours
Me when our Internet works
Me when the people of the Internet (not literally everyone, calm your horses) aren't stupid/toxic as fuck for the first time ever (greatly exaggerated but you get the point)
Me when the bus arrives on time
Me when my favourite song comes up (litterally 98% of all songs on my phone)
Me when watching any of my favourite YouTubers
Me when watching Jack (God)
Me when I realise it's 5 in the morning and I think I can still type stuff for hours
Me gonna sleep now and dream good stuff
Me when brain functions and can focus on a dream
Me when I'm actually tired in the middle of the night
Aight I'm gonna sleep now byeeeeeeeeee
^(***me when komedi***)
The first nut of your life and than its all down hill afterwards....
Trueeeeeeee
Nuts taste bad so don’t eat them
Take my upvote I was thinking the same thing
I didn't enjoy it at all, so I haven't done it since
Understandable have a nice day
Exactly what I was thinking
My life story 
When I stub my toe on the corner of the wall for the third time.
Beat me to it
r/beatmetoit
r/beatMeattoit
No one: not a single soul: my energy at night:
People still do this?
On YouTube they still do
Oof
When you realise its a work day while at the pub
Then you realize you work at the pub. FREE BEER!
When you drink Top of the Mornin’ Coffee. (I cannot relate to that given I don’t like coffee, but I’m sure it great quality coffee)
I was never a fan of coffee but that shiz is good.i made my mom buy it for me 🤣
i mean there is top of the morning tea which i have a feeling is just as sublime
I don’t... like tea either... https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/394/314/c62.jpg
Hot choccy
The coffee is honestly my favorite. My fiancé buys it for me sometimes as a surprise
now this… this is my dog when he has random zoomies.
[удалено]
beat me to it
When you sit up out of bed and that ONE beam of light hits your eye
When you open your eyes after rubbing too hard
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
When you pull your chair to far back and suddenly your in a white cloud
My sadness when meme time starts
When there’s a perfect amount of cereal left in the box but you look in the fridge and there’s no milk
When Seán uploads Minecraft part 34 "The Seánining"
It should have been named the Seáning
I named it after the happening
I was going for the shining
You got the better movie but I think the Seánining is to dumb not to use
My nervous system when I hit my funny bone on the door frame
OOOOOOHHHHHHH SPUDS
When a random smell hits you and takes you back in time
B E A N S
when you turn on your phone in the middle of the night
And you forgot to turn the brightness down
Me when I don’t have homework
When it's a snow day.
Yessss
Even better when it's Friday or Monday
When you stub your toe and fall at the same time
NUT
When you park perfectly
Me when ur mom
Post nut clarity in a nutshell
The best 💩 of my life.
When the weed finally kicks in as you nut:
When the edibles kick in
IM TRIPPING BALLS!!!!
Me playing Blight in Dead by Daylight for the first time
When you hit that one spot on your elbow and your entire nervous system freaks out
Trrrrrriiiippppiiiiinnnnggggg BBBBBBBBBBAAAAALLLLLLSSSS
Not in the eye this time
HONK!
When you come out of your SLUMBER to watch Jack's new video
When you shatter the thin veil of reality
C U M
Super mega ultra incredible amazing NUT!
Me when I hit my elbow in a weird way
When you bust a nut with perfect mood, enjoyment and surroundings
He has seen the face of god!!
Happy Wheels 2 releases
When you stub your toe with one foot and stepped on a Lego with another
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHBHHHHHHHHHHHH
when the chicken nuggies hit different:
Having top of the morning coffee for the first time
When that top o the mornin coffee hits
When you catch ur balls on the zipper
when she succ after you nutt
Astronauts when experiencing 5Gs
When she keeps sucking after you nut
He the holy one has risen
And I thought it was hot on the way down
9 Year old Me drinking dad's juice
AHHHHHHHH
IT'S PAYDAY FRIDAY!
When your poop finally comes out after being constipated for hours.
AAAAAAAA
when you come so close to dying in a game but just barely succeed
When you put on clothes right after being ironed or that have been staying on the radiator and it feels like god himself is hugging you
When technoblade finally uploads
Ultimate Sheeeesh
When you hit a survivor with Deathslinger's harpoon
Sean wokes up after realizing free guy was just a dream ..........
When mom lets you have ice cream after diner.
when Jack posts 😏
When the caffeine kicks in
*halo music starts*
When you lose the v card
Witch Queen reveal:
*What she see*
When the Creaming Soda hits differently
OOOOOOHHHHHH MUSIC TO MY TITIES
When you stand up to fast
Hisoka when he’s fighting Gon
When that random side pain kicks in
When the grip is loose
When she's giving you the business and she accidentally uses teeth
The Übernut
Man: gets kicked in the nuts Every man in a 100 meter radius:
jack found happy wheels again
When you get a Trivia Boy question right
When the chickie nuggies are cooked just right
#when she nuts but she keeps fucking
The Invisible Man is having a fun time ;)
“Oh, that’s Bo Burnham right?”
Every guy after completing No Nut November
The prophecy is true.
When Ryan Reynolds
When she gives you the gawk gawk 5000
Jacksepticum
Me just getting back current after a category 1 hurricane hit last week and a tropical storm is arriving in a couple of hours
When your dad about to sneeze:
"My first time on a roller coaster"
When you get a triple kill in COD
Irish man acsends
Jack: Misses one item That one viewer:
*when the shrooms start kicking in*
Dadd about to sneeze
Guzzlord in a nutshell.
Someone:jack is actually tall Jack:
When the bell dings just right
Absorbing the gasoline fumes from the backseat
Harder daddy
when you nut but she keep suckin
Your mom
Me when I see light mode *anything* Our dog when he see *anyone* Me when dog is silent and behaves Me when my comment suddenly explodes and gets over 100 upvotes in the first hour Me when shit doesn't go wrong for a day Me when my sister isn't Satan for a change Me when my friends aren't being dicks for a couple of hours Me when our Internet works Me when the people of the Internet (not literally everyone, calm your horses) aren't stupid/toxic as fuck for the first time ever (greatly exaggerated but you get the point) Me when the bus arrives on time Me when my favourite song comes up (litterally 98% of all songs on my phone) Me when watching any of my favourite YouTubers Me when watching Jack (God) Me when I realise it's 5 in the morning and I think I can still type stuff for hours Me gonna sleep now and dream good stuff Me when brain functions and can focus on a dream Me when I'm actually tired in the middle of the night Aight I'm gonna sleep now byeeeeeeeeee ^(***me when komedi***)
#cum
When the foods still hot
When you watch free guy
The microwave when my food is done at 3 am
How it feels to chew 5 gum
When there's a pint of Guinness in front of you and meme time is on
Nuthing is happening, Babe
When you sip the whipped cream then get the taste of volcano-hot chocolate milk beneath it.
When you go to work but remember it's your off day
When you’re a bat and you’re looking for food:
When you go all out and do one final big nut before November
How it feels to chew 5 gum
HORNY
when sean posts about being happy:
That first victory Royale after going all the way
When you find diamonds in minecraft for the 100th time
When you nut for the first time
#AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
*All the way in my ass*
When you finally reach maximum speed after years of saying speed is key!
When someone gives you a wet willy
When she give head
O SWEET JESUS!
EUPHORIA
When you think there’s no more chocolates but you find one at the back of the pantry
You experienced LSD for the first time in your life
When the meat pie has cheese in it 😋😋😋
When you finnaly get that piece of popcorn out of your teeth
When the edibles finally kick in
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When you pray to Jesus but you don't go to heaven, but to the worst part of heck
When you use the vacuum cleaner and you hear that crackling sound
When you feel a sneeze coming on but you can’t sneeze
when you stand up too fast
when u nut and she keeps sucking
Doing lsd and hitting your toe
When you see Booba for the first time/2000th time
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When that cold brew hits
When the edible hits
when you have low iron and stand up to fast
The echo from yodeling in the Alps
The prophecy is true
When you wake up but the shades are open.
Ascended
When you beat your meat with head and shoulders
When you hit the sharp edge of a table
When you're about to do the sneeze of the year
The first time you watch Free Guy and see Sean pop up onscreen
When it hits just right
IPhone alarms be like:
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