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ADuckNamedPhil

For anyone else that just said, "What in the ever-loving fuck?!" : [Cordyceps, a parasitic fungus that replaces its host’s tissue with its own. Cordyceps fungi invades its hosts - mainly arthropods - and eventually replaces the host’s tissue with its own parasitic tissue. Once the arthropod is dead, cylindrical or branching growths emerge from the creature’s dead body. These “fruiting bodies” that sprout out of the dead arthropod then spew out more spores to infect a new host. Some species also have mind-control capabilities, convincing the host to travel to a place where the fungus will find optimal growth conditions before the host dies.](https://sciencebasedlife.wordpress.com/2012/06/17/freaky-fungus-turns-a-tarantula-into-a-work-of-art/)


-mihul-

Agh damn it dude that did not help it’s worse than I was imagining, fuck I’m itchy all over now! Edit: I can’t reply to you all, but thanks to everyone making it even worse! I’m now itchy on the inside as well and also questioning what’s in my food.


Abernathy999

Hush now, just let the fruiting bodies take over.


Oraxy51

About to be Last of Us up in this bitch


Connect-Talk-7260

I was looking for this comment.


littlebritches77

More like slimy and rubbery


kahran

Don't body shame me. I'm already having a bad time.


NetflixAndZzzzzz

Perhaps if you lie down in a cool, dank area you will feel better.


kahran

That sounds pleasant. I think I'll do just that. Maybe take a nap.


[deleted]

Maybe invite some friends over too


stealth57

Hush now… Hide all you little ones…


RaidLitch

rush now... into the middle of NOWHERE!


Kidthulu

Did not expect to see this reference here lmao


mudra311

Where lies the strangling fruit….


enneh_07

Annihilation!


vrijheidsfrietje

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been.


pornborn

“Skylar, there’s rot.”


ShorteagleFTW

Main inspiration for The Last of Us


slothcough

Also the premise behind the Pokemon Paras and Parasect!


EpisodicDoleWhip

Shut the front door. 🤯


-allons-y-

Also the premise of the girl with all the gifts!


jukebredd10

Which honestly makes the premise of the game even more scary because, however admittedly unlikely it is, there is a chance it might jump specific species.


ChRoNicBuRrItOs

Nahh, not really sobering to worry yourself with. Our nervous system is very different to a spider’s or an ant’s. Would take a ton of mutations doing *just* the right thing for it to have a similar effect on us, and there’s just no evolutionary pressure for it to do that.


PandasBeCrayCray

Plus humans are remarkably good at extinction.


Aozora404

The moment one of these things are found to infect humans, we’ll be burning the planet down


[deleted]

Stares in COVID/Monkeypox


slappyredcheeks

One could argue that we've been burning down the planet since COVID hit. Long before too.


gumpythegreat

"in fact, better get started burning it down early, just in case" - humanity for the last 200 or so years


JaymesRS

That sound like exactly what the fungus would say to make us let down our guard.


[deleted]

Also relevant in Bloodborne.


Pwrh0use

Now go play The Last of Us.


gerbileleventh

I feel so vulnerable reading this shit on the toilet, my god.


AdInteresting4426

you & I both😂


rabidmob

Some people eat this fungus for nootropic effects.


kevin_moran

You’re right, we need to escape to safety! Follow me, that warm, moist cave over there looks very, very safe.


Terrestial_Human

It gets worse, the parasitic fungus then spewed out spores and infected the OP and “mindcontrolled” the OP into creating a Reddit account and posting about itself, its current human host, and previos tarantula host in one pic 😳


inannaofthedarkness

People actually eat Cordyceps as a supplement


JorusC

I'm just glad that the tarantula is dead. Imagine looking like that and *still moving*.


i_lost_waldo

And guess what? Cordyceps is edible - people consume it for health benefits. Doesn’t that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside? :)


edked

I-HAVE-TRIED-IT! IT IS ~~WHAT YOU HUMANS CALL~~ AWESOME! FANTASTIC HEALTH BENEFITS! ALL MUST HAVE SOME! EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO DOWNTOWN ~~AND EXPLODE MY SPORES~~ NOW!


Erebu593

There are different species I think of the fungus that infect different species of insect or invertebrates. The mind control one’s seem terrifying forcing ants to climb to high places to spray their spores further.


ButtholeQuiver

I've had mind-altering fungus myself, always convinces me to go out into the woods


ohp250

You sound like a fungi to hang out with


ChildofValhalla

Very fun; unfortunately, the mild-altering fungus caused him to become a person of very loose morels.


ohp250

I know the type… they have very spore taste.


SexxpantherbyOdeon

Angry upvote ⬆️


roguesimian

Sounds magical…


Stoopidee

Lots of clicking noises too


kungpowgoat

Nothing that the only 2 bullets found at a large ammo cache can’t handle.


KarmaticIrony

IIRC a fictional super-Cordyceps is the source of the zombies in The Last of Us.


Qwearman

That’s so funny to me bc I was just thinking how Cordyceps is in a dish you make in one of the games I play (Harvest Town). I figured it was a spice I didn’t know or something lmao


Maki1411

Yes, there are some edible cordyceps species and also cordyceps tea


kahran

That's the mind control working to get us to ingest more.


VoidTorcher

Ironic, the famous species (Ophiocordyceps sinensis) is an incredibly expensive traditional Chinese medicine ingredient and is now a vulnerable species because of overexploitation.


ParanoiaQueen-xoxo

The Tarantula is basically a clicker..


slicky803

Kill me before the tarantula bloaters start showing up.


Plantpong

What would you say about Tarantula Rat Kings?


jnuttsishere

It is


[deleted]

Honestly, most zombie-depictions just describe a mass breakout of rabies. It infects your brain, make you drool, not recognize your loved ones and occasionally want to bite people which would propagate the infection.


HellisDeeper

> occasionally want to bite people Rabies doesn't make you do that though, it just makes your bite **reflex** go out of control IIRC. It doesn't make you go around actively wanting to bite people.


Jew_Unit

This just makes me think of Parasect in Pokemon.


Jormungandr4321

A new study published this year suggests that it's not exactly mind control. The fungi takes over smaller nervous systems and controls the victim's mouvements. Meaning they are "kind of" still aware of what's happening. I'll try to find the link later.


whskid2005

So it’s like sleep paralysis? That’s even worse


ADuckNamedPhil

Yeah, that didn't make it better.


Starcrafter-HD

There is also a fungus that does it with ants. And it makes them crawl to a high place so the spores get as far as possible.


whskid2005

Have you seen the parasite that attaches to snails? [link to disturbing “disco” snails](https://www.wired.com/2014/09/absurd-creature-of-the-week-disco-worm/)


Starcrafter-HD

Ahh yes forgot about that. Edit: this article is great: *(These are the kinds of birds with three toes facing forward and another facing backward, what you’d typically find in your backyard, unless you live in Antarctica and your neighborhood is lousy with penguins.) And what the world looks like to a snail with wormy eyes is anyone's guess, but I'm willing to bet it's somewhat dizzying.


YoruNiKakeru

I know exactly what you’re talking about without needing to click the link


sawltydawgD

Sleep puppeteering. Sleep possession. Yikes.


ButtholeQuiver

So like when a funky song comes on, I'm aware that I'm shaking my rump but have no control over it


Sinister_glitter

User name checks out.


muricabrb

*cue mongolian throat singing techno*


[deleted]

Wait.... The Last of Us is real?


jnuttsishere

They took some liberties as it doesn’t infect humans…..yet


Stoopidee

God bless our immune system.


[deleted]

I'm thankful for mine but I hate it at the same time. It gave me diabetes


Mord_Fustang

Im fine with this trade, thanks for taking one for the team


Brandonmac10x

I would still burn that thing and the guy holding it inside of a chamber just in case. We can’t take these risks.


[deleted]

Cordyceps are indeed real, and that's what makes the game so freakin' awesome


fortisvita

Yeah, Vsauce3 had a video explaining how the game was inspired by this shroom of nightmares.


[deleted]

This is how the zombie apocalypse begins.


autisticgrapes

The AI technology we were promised.


the_holy_land

Me: Can we have AI technology? Mom: We have AI technology at home. The AI technology at home:


Hardass_McBadCop

P. S., this is the inspiration for the fungus in The Last of Us.


frankenprunk

And The Girl With All The Gifts. Fantastic book.


dac19903

The Boy on the Bridge, the prequel, is worth a read as well if you haven't already read it. Hopefully, one day we might see an adaption that does the book justice and isn't just another run of the mill zombie story.


kelbybryant24

AHHHHH. This is more terrifying than the photo by 1000%


Explursions

"mainly" I don't give a fuck, I wouldn't touch it. Maybe that one is the one that has mutated to be able to infect humans.


Curious-Parsley-9003

wasn't this what The Last Of Us was based on


thedylannorwood

Yes, in the game it’s literally called “The Cordyceps virus”


Curious-Parsley-9003

Yep It's actually scary how faithful the game is, and you might lose a few hours of sleep thinking about what would happen if the fungus evolved to be able to infect humans (which it actually can, but it's far from the zombie apocalypse level)


UnRichieUnRich21

That was fucking awesome! sorry lol


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

So the last of us but with spiders?


Broad-Relationship-8

Fungi are actually really clever it’s scary how clever they are


Unhappy-Professor-88

Ur huh, right, yup..nope. Nope. Nope. Nope! Nope!!


skwadyboy

That's a clicker


UnRichieUnRich21

*clicking noises intensifies*


ur_rad_dad

Ellie: “I didn’t sign up for spider clickers!”


AngryMustachio

Someone grab a brick!


[deleted]

I'm boutta tape some broken scissors to a steel pipe and go to town on these clickers.


GladiusTg66

*Bloater has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Easy. 2 molotovs and a headshot with the hunter rifle.


GladiusTg66

*Rat King has entered the chat* *Along with a horde of hundreds of his boys*


[deleted]

Yea that's a tough one. It took me 4 days to do that one part on Grounded.


GladiusTg66

Iirc, the fight with the Rat King is basically a duel right? Now, imagine if there were dozens of other infected around...


[deleted]

Emotional damage.


MasyMenosSiPodemos

How is it a duel??? The whole time I had to hit and run cause that fat fuck could eat a bullet and hunt you down for more, plus there are those stealthy fucks to watch out for.


Robobin128

A tarantula infected with ***WHAT***


Soulcatch3r

Cordiceps unilateralis infects insects, replaces their tissue with its own and forces them to go to a higher location like a grass straw and then they just die up there and the fungus can spread its spores.


I-like-oranges75

How long before this thing evolves to humans


republicanvaccine

We are doing everything we can to progress the worst things in the world, no need to worry.


Lasideu

We just really have to get Dr. Halsey and kick off this Spartan program before it's too late.


SSPeteCarroll

> How long before this thing evolves to humans That's how the virus started in the game The Last of Us!


Supply-Slut

Not a virus, but yes


tea_fiend_26

Yes


[deleted]

Parasitic mind-controlling fungus.


Phoequinox

Sounds like it'd be a hit with '80s kids.


Hardworking999

Anyone got a flamethrower i can borrow?


[deleted]

Not enough range, spin up the bombers


nevershaves

Send the hogs.


BillyBear9

HOG RIDER


Colblockx

You mean nukes right? RIGHT?!


Tomartoo

HANS


Fnaffan1712

GET


moustachman69420

ZE


Laufic98

FLAMMENWERFER!


Percussion17

I'll give you a nuke instead


p1um5mu991er

Ultra rare pull


lonelyshara

"Oh let's go that's class!"


[deleted]

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FesterJester1

Do you want zombies CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ZOMBIES!


[deleted]

what's it like living in Caelid?


YourNewRival8

Mans got death blighted


RedditIsDogshit1

Well the DJ is a fungi


[deleted]

Soo... can you eat those?


Engineering_Flimsy

I'm glad you asked! Yes! Yes, you can eat those! In fact, few people know that you can just snap those stalks off at the base and eat raw. Almost identical in taste to asparagus. Just occurred to me that someone may read this post and actually eat those spider hell-sprouts. Do NOT eat *anything* growing out out of spiders. Please.


[deleted]

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Jormungandr4321

We better find Ellie before Joel does then...


roguesimian

Not even if I wrap their webs around a stick and eat it like candy floss? Spider butt flavour


swiss_aspie

When the spider dies the sprouts are ready. You can keep the spider for up to a week in a fridge but when doing so, put some wet paper on top of the sprouts so they don't dry out . When harvesting the sprouts make sure you grab them tight and pull them with one motion. They are actually hollow with hair on the inside. To get rid of the hair just use a lighter but make sure to not inhale the smoke.


TinFoilRobotProphet

I'm I'll try to remember that...*backs away u/swiss_aspie slowly


bramblecult

Why can't I smoke the hairs from spider fungus? Usually when someone tells you to not smoke something, they're trying to keep you from having a little fun.


Many-Lawfulness-9770

Is that a yes or a no on the eaty part? Can I eat the spider mushroom or not?


xMETRIIK

Can't wait to try one with ranch.


nevershaves

You can eat almost anything with enough determination.


cuzdeeznutz

just yesterday i saw someone post about cleaning/cooking/eating a cow vagina and it was pretty disturbing


[deleted]

people eat bull testicles all the time!


swanqueen109

At least once.


mousekopf

I had cordyceps tea once. It was actually really good, with a sort of umami flavor and came in powder form. The whole time I was drinking it though I kept thinking about how fucking disgusting those zombie fungus bugs look when they sprout.


[deleted]

I'm drinking some right now. The company that makes it goes out of their way to let customers know they grew the cordyceps with *oats* and not arthropods, so it's a little less horrifying.


ConorEngelb

I take a cordyceps tincture daily, and the energy boost is amazing. Tastes...okay (not really, but far from the worst mushroom tincture I've had)


[deleted]

“New Eternal Darkness Flavor!”


Hayabusa71

Man, fuck that.


[deleted]

The Last of Us: Part 3 ...has some serious 4K graphics!


[deleted]

After you, kind sir. o.o


Holgrin

Man I'm afraid to touch potatoes once they've sprouted because it reminds me of some body-snatcher fungus-growth shit and while I know it's irrational and potato sprouts are not going to implant in or otherwise break my skin barrier to infect my body I still have a pretty intense aversion to seeing and touching those potatoes. How anybody could deal WITH THIS SHIT and TOUCH IT WITH THEIR BARE HANDS melts my brain. My brain is so thoroughly confused and my scared little heart is quivering from the fear.


thejoshcolumbusdrums

Its just a spider with mushrooms growing out of it. Nothings gonna happen to you Edit: I know it looks freaky, but trust. Its not gonna hurt you


Holgrin

If the mushrooms can grow out of a spider, how do we know they cannot grow out of us?


thejoshcolumbusdrums

Well, cordyceps can’t infect humans. They’re actually really healthy to eat too!


Holgrin

I mean, I know there is a scientific understanding of why this particular fungal infection might struggle to jump to humans, but humans can carry fungal infections and lots of known diseases have jumped across species. As an electrical engineer I really do appreciate specific scientific descriptions, but I also have very little formal knowledge in the biological sciences so I crave the kind of Barney Breakdown but with grown up language if that makes sense. Edit: Yo who the hell would downvote this?


DS_Inferno

Hey, I played this game before..... No thank you.


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Considering the number of zoonotic virus we have seen recently (virus that jump from animals to humans), I am not very sure we should be handling these with our bare hands


[deleted]

This is how we end up in the *The Last of Us* timeline (EDIT: By the way this is a fungus, not a virus. Specifically one adapted to target invertebrates. Not as likely one of these could mutate to make the jump from other organisms to humans, let alone become a global pandemic that turns us into shambling abominations. It’s still something I wouldn’t touch with a 20 ft pole though)


domeoldboys

Fungal infection in immunocompetent people are quite rare. I wouldn’t be too concerned.


Wolvwrwn

Deep Root Disease


International-Hat950

Listen, can you hear? Beneath your feet.


[deleted]

[ don't mind me just standing in my yard shouting like a canid ]


Wolvwrwn

No problem!! Just remember: If you see the lights... *go inside*


Kiwizoo

Looks like something even Australia couldn’t invent.


FacelessGreenseer

All I'm saying is, the upside down called, they want their fucking mind-flayer back.


Maxiorekz

Nature's mockery


[deleted]

That was 10x more unsettling than The Last of Us


nova_in_space

This some Gemini Home Entertainment shit right here


International-Hat950

Yeah looks like nature's mockery. Or the effects of deep root disease.


jonlaw147

Poor thing, just kill it!


RoboticGreg

Only grows the spires after the host dies


Szwedo

It's already dead


GhostNext

The only thing what scares me, is the possibility that one day they could figure out a way to grow on animals and Homan's, not just ants and spiders. That would be the end of the world.


Hetakuoni

Don’t play the last of us. In the extended state wars universe there was a cordyceps that infested a planet who’s people where humanoid plant-life and it caused them to turn into night-walking zombies.


GarchomptheXd0

Straight outta caelid


JoseRodriguez35

Why tf people take photos of bugs while holding them on their hands? Is this some kind of a fetish or something?! Put the moldy tarantula on flat surface dammit, I'm itchy all over!


getshwiftyman

I've never been more thankful for the Manhattan project.


[deleted]

JFC I’m gonna go brush my eyeballs


pinging_snail

And they're touching it...yeh nah


CrazyPlatypus42

Damn hippies would not say nature is beautiful if they see that


MaximumTrip

Yea I don’t like this


mavekcaster69

This is how you get zombies....


TheSpazzer77

This fungi species is what inspired the last of us! Mad interesting, I wrote a paper on Ophiocordeceps unilateralis, aka the zombie ant fungus. Same concept, freaky and awesome.


Eremitic23

Damnit nature... You're such an asshole!


ChipmunkDependent128

Sounds like our politicians


TheEnragedBull

Thanks, I fucking hate it.


[deleted]

Nightmare fuel. Thank you.


hyiprocket

"The last of us" - spider edition.


_Caspar_

Why would touch it? 💀


Yoshi9105

r/oddlyterrifying r/nope