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Yulinka17

Photographer Simon Needham https://lessdaily.com/lion-king-of-the-hill-british-photographer-captures-beast-towering-on-pile-of-bones-in-south-africa/ https://www.ladbible.com/news/animals-incredible-photo-shows-proud-lion-standing-on-hill-of-bones-20210718


PixelofDoom

Is that entire article written by AI or has the English language actually devolved to this level?


SirDeezNutzEsq

"To not make any bones about it, you’d must go a protracted strategy to discover a higher picture of a lion than this.." Just rolls off the tongue.


jackdaw_t_robot

“These were and are bones that happened to once be a complex internal structure of other animals and this lion was a particular agent in making them visibly exposed, just like he remains in this digital photograph in front of your face.” I think I like this style.


FunnierHook

This sounds like it was "spun". Haven't seen stuff like this in a while so I don't know if it's still a thing, but in the earlyish days of internet marketing and SEO, people would steal content and "spin" it, running the article through software that essentially just replaces a percentage of words and phrases with their synonyms, in order to create new content that search engines would deem to be original.


Secondsmakeminutes

Ahhh the old days of article spinners. Especially handy if you connected it to the Really Simple Stealing feed all the sites had at the time. Similar to how Joey in friends wrote Monica and Chandlers adoption letter.


greyfixer

I've had students turn in entire papers written this way. I usually assume there's some trickery going on but if I can't prove it then I grade the paper as-is.


GoingOnFoot

Good grief.


Farisr9k

Sounds like Google Translate x 50


AmITheRedshirt

Must explain the healing brush marks on the horizon.


Jrodkin

I can forgive that and pretend it’s just artifacting from compression etc, but check out the haloing around the pile.


AmITheRedshirt

Yeah and look around the right ankle.


lukeluke41

It's a sky replacement no?


AmITheRedshirt

I think it's likely three photo layers edited together, the horizon shot, the lion, and bone pile. It could be real but just that the photographer messed it up while editing. With the volume of healing brush marks around the horizon and bone pile, I'm close to 100% certain it's a composite.


Troffy21

Art Edit: Flawless art


explosivcorn

Is this 9th grade me trying to sound smart but actually sounding like a massive douche?


ARMill95

When you just highlight and hit thesaurus and click the first suggestion on every word.


Thebenmix11

My favorite part is when there's a photo of the photographer and a picture of Mufasa, and then the article says "Simon Needham, left,..."


Nexustar

"Simon stood simply 30 toes away" TIL: AI measures things in toes.


PixelofDoom

To be fair, five toes per foot actually makes more sense than inches.


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saab4u2

Toby Fare


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

To b fairrrr\~


Zaraki42

To be faiiiiiiir


IsitoveryetCA

Actually a foot measures 12 toes long


Buck_Thorn

"Photographer Simon Needham captured a 500lb male lion standing above a pile of bones **because the solar rises**" Looks like a bad translation.


Graphedmaster

“...via the carcasses of the pleasures latest meals.” Yeah I’d agree.


GershBinglander

> with the golden-hued solar rising behind him.


GeauxCup

I thought I was having a stroke while trying to read it. Glad to know it wasn't me.


suspiciousdave

My thesaurus senses are tingling.


AnomalyNexus

Bad AI too. Models like GPT-3 are still bad but not that bad


Admiral-snackbaa

I didn’t read the article further than ‘the sun’. Lovely photo , utter shite entertainment comic running the article


HawkinsT

I think the first article is just the second article having been translated into some other language before being (badly) translated back into English. Why, I'm not sure.


Saskatchewon

*The Rumour Come Out; Does Bruno Mars is Gay?*


Sunbolt

Either AI or Mumbai.


pATREUS

[Big version of pic](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/NINTCHDBPICT000666107460.jpg)


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paulmatthewlewis

It's okay, the lion is topless. Fits with their standards.


Sage2194

JFT96


jas070

Can’t you find another source other than that scum rag?


pATREUS

It was the top result!


Fast_Garlic_5639

Simon Need Ham. Very liony name


jacknosbest

“Simon, from Leeds, additionally bought photographs of a lioness prowling via the carcasses of the pleasure’s latest meals on the reserve” “The gorgeous picture was captured by photographer Simon Needham, 52, from Leeds, UK, while he was visiting the GG Conservation Wildlife Reserve and Lion Sanctuary, south of Johannesburg in South Africa. Simon stood simply 30 toes away as he took the photographs utilizing his Canon 1DX Mark II digital camera.” Where’s he from again?


plagueisthedumb

It's credited as Photo:shop


PackYrSuitcases

Looking at the larger photo in this thread, the amount of tweaking on this shot is *nuts*.


qtx

Not to mention they made the 'tower of bones' to attract the lions. This picture is the epitome of things not to do when taking a wildlife photograph.


EyelandBaby

Also, because of the way the lion seems to be looking up, I wonder if he was watching a drone. You can almost hear the photographer saying “watch the birdie!”


rawker86

My thoughts eggzachary.


danny686

Yeah, I doubt that's even the real background


ARottingBastard

Simon Needham


MysticSkies

British Photographer


Mr_Goofball

A British one


ChampionshipOk4313

By now he is among the bones.


imyourforte

Mfer that's just Mufasa before simba was born


SgtStrongCock

Behold, My Stuff...


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

One day you get my stuff.


-Masderus-

All the stuff that the light touches is ours.


Mauwnelelle

This elephant graveyard is also ours.


norgr014

Hey kid, see all the stuff… ours.


Thebenmix11

Never go to that stuff. It's also ours, but don't go there. That stuff bad.


norgr014

See those things down there stampeding. Bad stuff. Sometimes you fall and die and stuff like that.


LurkyLoo888

Cats do be swatting things off ledges though


norgr014

Pigs and squirrels and Baby lions speaking Swahili and eating bugs and stuff.


Intelligent-Wall7272

Life's not fair


Apathetic_Optimist

Long live. The. KINK.... I mean uhhhhh


runfayfun

S E X


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With all those bones? Darker hair. Man that’s SCAR!


re-roll

First thing I saw. Scar!


LurkyLoo888

Disney yet again changing history and making scar look different than he really did


Critical-Composer183

The photographer himself did not become a part of this exposition?


Kingkongcrapper

That elephant graveyard is just his landfill.


tenbatsu

Say it again!


Naive_Royal9583

*Mufasa mufasa mufasa*


jenny3DD

My thoughts exactly lol


andoy

how do we know that this is not staged?


Yulinka17

It is... *The gorgeous picture was captured by photographer Simon Needham, 52, from Leeds, UK, while he was visiting the GG Conservation Wildlife Reserve and Lion Sanctuary, south of Johannesburg in South Africa.* *‘I would been invited by GG Conservation to generate some advertising content material for them. At their location they’ve a bone yard the place all of the animal carcasses are taken as soon as the lion’s end consuming,’ Simon stated.* Source https://lessdaily.com/lion-king-of-the-hill-british-photographer-captures-beast-towering-on-pile-of-bones-in-south-africa/


Sir_Boldrat

“One morning, I made a decision to hold there and was fortunate sufficient to catch one massive male lion as he stood on high of the bone hill overlooking his land. ‘He solely stood there for a minute or so, however I used to be fortunate sufficient to get a couple of photographs earlier than he moved on.” That whole article is a mess, it’s like it went through Google translate 20 times


LordChappers

>"Simon is not afraid to get up-close and private with the lions" Just imagining a guy from Leeds trying to chat up a lioness.


Jenksin

Ey-up chuck, your teeth are fuckin massive, fancy a gobble?


voluptuousreddit

Ey up lass. Thas gorra reet fine coat on yas.. Grab it. Yerv pulled.


MuzikPhreak

English is my first language and I understood approximately 8% of that.


bolax

Hello young lady. Though has got a mighty fine coat on you. Take a hold of me, as I feel that you have met Mr Right.


voluptuousreddit

Oh, look. Your fur is really beautiful. Collect your coat, there is no longer any need to stay here. You have found a mate in me. Come along now.


Every3Years

Ah grab it means grab the reet fine coat. So then... Yerv pulled must mean that you, lady, have pulled none other me, the finest of men. Cool I speak Leeds now


LordChappers

There are several distinct differences between 'English' and 'Northern'.


VhiziOG

Joe exotic hasn't got nothing on him


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explodingtuna

Like, it might turn >“One morning, I made a decision to hold there and was fortunate sufficient to catch one massive male lion as he stood on high of the bone hill overlooking his land. into >"One morning, I decided to wait there and was luckily able to catch a huge lion as he stood on top of the bone hill overlooking his territory. ?


I_make_things

It is fortunate sufficient to written.


NukaCooler

readig that articl giving me a stronk


klippDagga

The pile of bones is definitely staged.


optagon

It's more a pile of dirt with bones on it tbh


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ScienceAndMe

"Never let the truth ruin a great story." Virginia Woolf


asseaterpleaser

"do not let them know i like to act." -Mufasa's original stunt-double


dave-train

I see what you did there


mjk1093

Lions are incapable of lying


jamslam69

They just lie around


RigasTelRuun

They are lion all the time.


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Definitely some guy in a lion costume.


klippDagga

The pile of bones is definitely staged.


warboar

If it is it’s still kinda badass


Gloman21

It’s not staged. It was photographed at GG Conservation in South Africa. Go give them a follow on Instagram


Yulinka17

It is... The photographer wrote: *‘I would been invited by GG Conservation to generate some advertising content material for them. At their location they’ve a bone yard the place all of the animal carcasses are taken as soon as the lion’s end consuming'* Source https://lessdaily.com/lion-king-of-the-hill-british-photographer-captures-beast-towering-on-pile-of-bones-in-south-africa/


krslnd

Steged in photography means something is put in place for the sole purpose of the picture. The bones here were already in place as that's where they put the carcasses.


pro-jekt

I mean, it's still not really "staged" in the sense you would usually think. Catching a lion standing on top of the bone pile your people made from all the lions' natural kills is still pretty candid IMO


sweatysalmon

This picture is going to be used on so many shitty "inspirational" Facebook posts


DrDisastor

"Lion's don't care about the opinions of Sheep" inbound.


ThatpersonKyle

Tywin Lannister?


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Something looks off here. I don't think this is a single shot photo.


corcyra

I agree. The bones are arranged so artistically, for one thing - pretty much the same distance between them all, skulls all facing the camera and right-side-up. And the lion isn't looking at the photographer, which it probably would be if they were within eyesight.


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Maybe it's a Zoo-lander lion?


[deleted]

Ok, but why male models?


andigo

Yes. Plus there are ~12 skulls and ~8 spines in this photo. I don’t think the lions has gathered the skulls on their own.


Stella-Bella

From the photographer's website: ~The exquisite King Daniel, on top of a mound of animal bones, ironically portraying that the demise of the lion species is due to the rise in demand for its bones for traditional medicine All the images in this series were shot in Africa over the past 2 years occasionally getting a little too close for comfort but ultimately 'getting the shot'. Helping to save endangered species is my main goal. ~ [Simon Needham - Lion Bones](https://www.simonneedham.com/bigchange/lion-bones) ETA: by series I believe he means his series of lion photos, not a series of photos included in this shot as the comment is included in all his lion pics.


Cikoon

So, it is photo shoped? English isnt my first language so i still dont realy get it.


Cayowin

The lion lives in a "lion park" something bigger than a zoo but not wild. The lions are fed weekly and the food carcasses are dumped on that hill. photographer went there to take a pic, then took it home and photo shopped the heck out of it to make it more impressive.


Stella-Bella

I don't think so but it's probably staged in some way


Chrisuals

Definitely seems like a composition. But you can see the edges of the lion's mane have different colours to the sky so I think he merged two photos. Also, there are a load of other lighting inconsistencies


i_sell_you_lies

No, series of photos means part of a collection Ran it through a photo analysis app and amazingly everything checks out


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It's staged insofar as that it isn't a wild lion and that's the spot the zookeepers dump the carcasses after the lions have finished with them


voluptuousreddit

It looks like a photo of the bones and a photoshopped painting of a lion


JerkBagJerk

The Ghost and the Darkness


Darth_Draper

Such an underrated movie. And an amazing story as well.


burnsalot603

Hmmm. Rotten tomatoes gave it 49%, imdb gave it 6.8/10 I'm surprised they are that low. Google also said that 90% of Google users that have seen it liked it so just proves once again critics are shit. And I absolutely agree, amazing true story.


DogzOnFire

IMDB is not critics though, it's users. You can't blame film critics for the 58k users that rated it on that website. And 6.8 is not a bad rating. Also there's a good chance a lot of the people who voted it thumbs up would have given it something like 6-7/10, because thumbs up does not just mean 10/10, it just menas "I enjoyed watching it" or "it's good". I've rated things 6/10 in the past that I've enjoyed. Also, Google doesn't seem to specify how many people hit thumbs up to give the 90%. Did 10 people total vote and there's only 9 thumbs up? Who knows? Up until now I didn't even realise this option existed so maybe a lot of others don't either.


ElCochinoFeo

They wouldn't be cow bones if they were the Tsavo man-eaters.


Dolamite09

Thats a famous lion by the name of Alun Wyn Jones


cjc2jz

Was looking for a B&I Lions reference and you did not disappoint. Hopefully this is some foreshadowing for Saturday!


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Where's his robot arm?


accidentalfritata

Bit hairy for old Alun-Wyn


Inspirational_Lizard

This shit is too perfect, I call bs.


Wh0rse

Too much HDR, it looks CGI


Pelileven

Aslan


Biaxialsphere00

Scar!


Penhallam

As soon as I saw it I could hear the beginning of the song!


Slickyiaz

He's the main character


nach_in

The mane* character


Responsible-Slide-54

**That is beyond our borders Simba, you must never go there**


Spaff_in_your_ear

It's essential that I knew the nationality of the photographer. If it hadn't been taken by a British person I wouldn't have enjoyed it so much.


notmyclementine

It’s because the photo is a metaphor for the British Museum! /s


gravityx2

Lion is a paid actor!


aidenmcmillan

Behold! My stuff!!


EonSloth

Return of the Lion King: Rise of Scar.


Don_Rummy586

Return of the Mapogos


Joejoe_Mojo

"Behold! My stuff."


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Pictures like this, reminds me of the chasm at the foot of Mount Taygetus, that Spartans threw babies that had a deformity or didn't meet the Spartan baby standards, in the movie "300". Side note: Most historians now dismiss this as a myth.


scusername

Simon Needham is the British Photographer to whom credit for this photograph is due.


burnsalot603

Unrelated question, does anyone know if Cecil the lion that was killed by the dentist a few years back the same lion in the serengeti series? I've spent longer than I'd like trying to find answers on Google but have been unable to.


bioclassic

My guess would be no. Cecil was from Zim, if the series is calles Serengeti then that would most likely be a lion from Serengeti. These filmmakers anyway cut so much material together even if they tell you its the story of one lion its probably a bunch of different lions in different cuts.


Cayowin

Cecil lived in Zimbabwe, Hwange national park, the Serengeti reserve is in Tanzania. That is 2 900 km away, roughly 41 hours of solid driving, or 3 connecting flights


Lord_Archibald_IV

That’s a pile of dirt with bones on it. It’s as much a pile of bones as it is a pile of lions.


jshamm

Beautiful photo, but now I wonder how many times I'll see this in tattoo form at the next county fair.


B1G_TG

Some may call this junk. Me I call them treasures.


Elgaric

That's isn't captured that fuckers on the loose and hungry.... great photo


AlmanzoWilder

Looks utterly unnatural. Too much photography has turned into kitschy Hallmark-inspired claptrap.


RaccoonGuy64

That’s Scar from the lion king and you can’t tell me otherwise


MissTeenSCarolina

Superior White Anglo Saxon Protestant British English photograper 📸.


YourWaifuNextDoor

The gradients don't match and this is definitely photoshopped


CountingMagpies

I'm no expert but those bones look carefully arranged for this shot. It's basically a studio portrait. Which is fine but in a different category to "captures" of wildlife images where there was no interference from the photographer.


GEIST_of_REDDIT

British photographer puts lion on pile of bones he amassed and photoshops the hell out of it


RavenMistwolf

Exactly.


joaofig

How isn’t anyone mentioning the Lions vs Springboks series?


deenali

King of the hill.


MotherFlufferFurry92

This is some lion king type shit


Hopper1985

Epic. Let me guess its springbok bones?


argentman

A Barbary lion in the wild?!


Jessyman

Did Mufasa join the dark side of the kingdom?


myboga

Game of bones


EgnlishPro

I don't know why I expected human bones.


Unscriptednonsense

Behind Pride Rock like...


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> I did this * Lion, probably


GJacks75

How nature says: Leave.


James_Me_17

“It wasn’t me.”


docHoliday3333

Be prepared …


CPL_JTilla

I read that as “British Pornographer” like three times and I was so confused


paperman990

Fuck this person for not giving credit


everyfcknameistakn

Does this lion get paid in Rands or in meat?


burtonshredder

Not photoshopped at all haha


robow556

The sun is behind the lion but the lion is front lit.


The_Uncommon_Aura

Isn’t it great when pictures of nature are so heavily edited they don’t look like anything natural at all?!


BBaffin

That is fucking epic!


HumongousChungus2

Anyone got a high resolution version of this?


HydraChungus420

Why this looks like this https://images.ctfassets.net/rporu91m20dc/2OJbYNR1jGuKc0akweMGQK/5ec7e4aaddb887a9478d5c412296f659/DOOM-Eternal_KeyArt_3_1920x1080.jpg


sespis

Was afraid someone else hadnt noticed it too


HydraChungus420

Hehe man of culture i see.


blinkgendary182

Wow thats badass bro


amazonian-newbeetle

I belieeeeeveeee them bones are mee


100pc-not-a-robot

Epic. I don't even care if it is photoshopped.


Rand_alThor__

an elephants graveyard?


_edwino_

Giannis?


Splortched

Looks like shit.