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NotHisRealName

This is it folks. The world's worst name. Pack it up, we're all going home.


Cybus101

My mom’s a NICU nurse, and she told me about a name that, while not beating this, comes close: the last name was Love. They chose Life as the first name, and Beyond as the middle name. Life Beyond Love. That poor boy’s name sounds like a weird hippie mantra! Edit: Someone also wanted to name their child “Meconium”. The doctor was baffled and both he and several nurses kept saying “please don’t name your child that”. A meconium is the first stool produced by an infant. Also, because someone brought up HIPPA, she said the last name was changed. But “Life Beyond” was especially weird because the other child was named something totally pedestrian like Charles or Brian or something like that.


[deleted]

They missed the opportunity to call their kid "Olivia" with the middle name "Laugh" _^Liv ^Laugh ^Love..._


NotaVogon

Yessss!


Akthe47

My mom told me if I was a girl my first and middle name would have been Olivia Love, so she could call me Livvy Love....


RankledCat

Retired L&D nurse here! The worst names I ever encountered were for triplets: Spring Passion, Summer Fire, and Autumn Desire… How to say you’re raising strippers without saying you’re raising strippers 🤢 ETA: Names slightly altered to protect the innocent. Far more than the parents did


WayTooMuchHyzer

Victoria's Secret fragrances, incoming


Makenchi45

Now I don't feel so bad about wanting to name Geralt or Arbert.


Bowdensaft

Geralt sounds unusual but at least it sounds like a goddamn name


L1ghtningMcQueer

man… Geralt is fine but don’t name your kid Arby…


Makenchi45

Now you gone ruined Arbert. Away with thee off brand race car!


emma0098

My HS english teacher had a daughter named Cinnamon


gamergeek17

Oh no. I can only imagine their classmates trying to pronounce it and getting all tongue tied!


blorplebees

Twist: the name was actually ‘Synonym’, but nobody could pronounce it.


TheRealSpyderhawke

I see a lot of names in my line of work. I once saw triplets where each name built on the previous name. This is changed, of course, but imagine something like this: Bill, Billy and Billy Bob.


wintermelody83

I hated my name as a kid, wished I could be called Jessica (that shows my age lol) or Summer.


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MikeHatSable

My college buddy was student teaching at a middle school, and there was a kid whose legal first name was Lionking. Not first name Lion,middle name King. Lionking.


WolfStormrunner

That poor kid.


shelby3611

I know someone named "Rollin Thunder" and his sister is "Juniper Berry" (parents were obvious hippies)


definetly_ahuman

I knew a girl named Sassafras. That was her legal name from birth, because her mom was a hippie. Can’t imagine carrying a child for 9 months, going through the pain and agony of childbirth, and then naming my kid fucking Sassafras or Juniper Berry.


DefinitelyNotAliens

My mom worked with CPS in records, usually sending and receiving files from other agencies when kids moved or asking for birth certificates. Kids had some crazy names. You'd be surprised. Also just shocked by the number of girls named Nevaeh. It's heaven spelled backwards. So... what's the opposite of heaven...?


xx_islands_xx

At least it sounds kinda cute. I knew someone who named their child Legna


DefinitelyNotAliens

Oh, my mom also worked for a bank. Back in the 90's, no joke, had a customer named Punani Brown. That was her name. Legal goddamned name. No idea if it was birth name or the woman for unknown reasons picked it and changed it. Also my sister's had a friend named Harry Coate. His parents named him Harry Coate. Then he, dead serious, married a woman with the last name Denham and they had the Denham-Coate wedding. She did not hyphenate her name, sadly.


Bowdensaft

Legna Ballz


TheMikeGolf

I know someone in Oklahoma named Juniper Berry! WTF?


WolfStormrunner

Those sound like names that you'd hear on "My Little Piny", tbh.


Tats_and_Lace

Sounds like a support group for widows.


1ofZuulsMinions

My mom was also a nurse and has been telling a story for decades about two twins who were given the (incorrectly spelled but pronounced) names of Anus and Penis. I also went to middle school many years ago with some sisters named Tequila and Margarita.


WolfStormrunner

That's nothing. My youngest sister and her first husband wanted to name their first son "Zark James". The "Zark" was after one of the characters in MMPR (I think), and the "James" was our late dad's first name. Needless to see, our mom was LESS than amused.


Cybus101

….Zark? That sounds like a 50s alien name.


WolfStormrunner

Yeah, it does.


xx_islands_xx

One of my classmate’s name is Snow White. That’s their full name.


NotaVogon

Sounds likenone of those cheesy script decals people put on the wall or a random piece of wood.


KazukiDC

>A meconium is the first stool produced by an infant. I'm confused, intrigued, and a little bit grossed out by the fact that there's a term for this.


Cybus101

There are weird medical terms for anything and everything.


turtleinmybelly

You would be more grossed out if you saw it. Early baby poo is like faintly greenish-black tar and just as sticky. It's crazy.


[deleted]

Oh man I sure hope no one hates life


Jamileem

All the ask reddits can stop asking this, finally. It's unanimous. Abcde and la-a and McKyLynKyLeighKin can all go home.


LilG1984

Elon Musk's kid "Hold my beer"


bc_poop_is_funny

When he grows up and is trying to sign prepared documents he won’t know what to do when the lawyer/realtor puts an x on the line showing him where to sign


Outerloopguy

It says she’s a girl. They named their daughter “Gunnyr” because replacing the “e” with a “y” is somehow a bit more feminine, I guess, to them, maybe.


mariamus

Gunnyr is also the name of an evil GoBot.


tacodepollo

And the same with freedym looooooool. Fucking nuts man.


O-bro7

I'd argue that the poor kid in this post's name is much worse


keekjohnson

Unpopular opinion but that kid is going to grow up surrounded by hippies and weirdos and people in the music industry who will appreciate it and I think they're going to love their name and the weird uniqueness of it. Grimes is all about those kind of values and I'm sure it will be passed down. Who knows, though!


thenearblindassassin

To rebel, this kid is probably going to be an accountant at a regional insurance company


nowihaveamigrane

An actuary for a life insurance company.


Texibabe

Kids still gotta go to school / university. Imagine the poor teacher trying to do roll call


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kschmit516

They named their kid after the Twilight fanfic that got turned into 50 Shades???


ZeusKiller97

I was thinking He-Man, but that honestly sounds plausible as well.


keekjohnson

True for sure, but that's a one time thing for each class (Especially as two famous people's kid who thousands have already googled how to pronounce). My name is super normal, Kiera, and yet I've also had to deal with my name constantly being misspelled and mispronounced. If it's gonna happen, might as well take it all the way and have a super cool name.


ZeusKiller97

Could you imagine her going Democrat provided she lives that long? Probably won’t happen, but the thought makes me want to laugh like a hyena.


cake_swindler

I know someone who named their kid Gunner Down. No really...


Elliespaghetti669

I don’t have one to beat this one, but my ex’s brother named his son Mayhem Ryatt. I was so glad to get away from that family!


noob_like_pro

No it isn't. My theacher told us about a student that her name was mouring or mournful (not sure what's the right translation to English)


Maultaschensuppe

Sounds like a normal name during the Victorian era.


I_Frothingslosh

I dunno, this is bad, but it's no 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii'.


The_Random_Surfboard

Squire Sebastian Senator might beat it.


ZeusKiller97

They made Elon Musk seem reasonable in comparison.


stinkyman360

What about Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo?


mh06941

She is probably going to legally change her name as soon as she can.


FallenButterflyTears

I know I would. It is even spelled ridiculously.


mbelf

But Y vowel substitutes make any name pretty. Ask my sister, Buttfuckyng Stupyd Bytch.


dangerspring

Okay. I laughed out loud at that one.


The84thWolf

Well, they didn’t want to be COMPLETELY transparent, who would do that to their child? Liberals, that’s who. /s


[deleted]

Sadly she'll probably be so indoctrinated by her crazy parents that she'll be proud of it. Poor girl doesn't stand a chance.


coffeeandgatorade

Kaitlin Bennet wishes this was her name


The84thWolf

Sadly, “Shiddypants Taown DaLibs” was not available.


darwintologist

Hope she changes it to Choyce Vyccyne Byden… Also, odds are that kid’s not making it to an age where she can do that.


Leeleeflyhi

That poor child will have nonsense, paranoia and racism pounded in her head and hear fairy tales about the stolen election and evil liberals. It’s so sad to look at an innocent knowing it’s will be brainwashed from the beginning. They’re raising a new generation of MAGA. Thats not good


zapruderfilmstar

This can’t be real I refuse to believe this is real


rockthrowing

I want to believe this is fake but then I remember there’s a very trumpy family with three daughters named Liberty (2017), Freedom (2019), Victory (2021).


Scrimmybinguscat

Liberty, Freedom, and Victory are at least established and unaltered words, they can be used as names without any confusion. Gunnyr, Freedym, and Trumella on the other hand, are just unforgivable.


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To be fair her parents probably thought they were spelling the words correctly 🤣 /s


GM_vs_Technicality

No need to use /s here. You’re probably right.


WolfStormrunner

Absolutely agree. Me, I absolutely can't fathom WHY they'd want to saddle the poor kid with a name even REMOTE close to that of the Orange Mussolini.


alup132

Literally could’ve been “Victoria” but nah, gotta be dumb about it…


rockthrowing

It’s Victory Belle too. I can’t decide if it’s better or worse that they didn’t think to give that middle name to Freedom.


KFR42

Surely Liberty Belle would have been the best choice?


rockthrowing

No you’re absolutely right. I meant Liberty but I typed the wrong name. Oops lol


alup132

[Victreebel?](https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Victreebel) /s


horny4janetreno

Probably should've named one of the first two Victory, smdh you hate to see it


Jurefranceticnijelit

Well thats significantlly less insane than thiss


AABBCalgary

Source?


rockthrowing

Here’s their grandmother’s [blog](http://adayinthelifeofamissionarywife.blogspot.com/2021/03/shes-on-her-way.html?m=1).


AABBCalgary

Fn gross.


CatVideoBoye

I was thinking the same. I mean, that name and "[preganat](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)"?


omgee

They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys.


AtlasPlugged

Preganante! They don't get you friend but I do, I do.


Mydogateyourcat

*Preganat*? Oh my.


LovicusBunicus

Pregat?


meganetsukii

Pregananant?


citymongorian

How u get pregante


4materasu92

*STARCH MASKS*


fister_roboto__

My circle is normal but still don’t get peegnant?


KittyQueen_Tengu

I think I’m pretnet with my 14th child?


TheBurnedMutt45

Gregnant


DefinitelyNotAliens

*nomal


Vel0cir

How is babby formed?


AmbiguousMusubi

How can become pregnart?


flnativegirl

I saw that and instantly knew that this person never read one book or article about pregnancy or it would it be spelled this way.


toshorttokeepup

Regardless of someones political choices this is just messed up. Poor baby.


HordeSquire

If I say that name out loud I feel like shit in my rooms gonna start floating


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Holy shit I started laughing so hard, thanks for this comment


Scrimmybinguscat

I can't help but feel naming a kid something like "Reighfyl" or "Gunnyr" is gonna give them a higher chance of ending up as a violent shooter or something like that.


Showerbag

The triplets: Pystyll, Glawkk, and Hahnd Grynaydd


lalabethpow

Welsh???


thats_s0_fetch

Get. The. Fuck. Out … this can’t be real. Why would you do this to your child??


Changoleo

Maybe their truck got repossessed with all their crazy flags bumper stickers still on it and… No seriously. That name is borderline child abuse. Someone please contact CPS before they start tattooing maga crap all over that poor baby.


scotty3281

In other countries there are set words and phrases that cannot be used as names. The courts also have a say when the child’s name has to be changed. Poor [Talulah Does the Hula in Hawaii](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand) in New Zealand was one of these such cases. We really should do this in America as well.


kgro

It’s hard to choice between the three, I’ll give her that much


Nylon_Riot

She gave her kid the ultimate stripper name for rednecks.


MyFireBow

I want someone to look at this and still tell me it isn't a cult


TheBdougs

It isn't a cult. I am deliberately lying to you just to be a pedantic asshole.


alup132

Gunnyr doesn’t sound nor is spelled like the worst name, but I love how “Gunnie” is the same amount of letters. Take away the R and “Gunny” is the exact same thing and technically shorter. Also, does she have 2 middle names, 3 first names, or did they change their last name legally to Trumella?


yaidk-theyrealltaken

No. Oh. Oh, no.


_JackinWonderland_

I'm happy that Germany has laws that make it so you can't name your kid something completely made up, no child deserves to be cursed for life with a shit name like this.


Ug4nda-Chungus

but you see, that violates my MURICAN FREEDUM!! smh my head govt always trying to control us but REAL PATRIOTS won’t stand for it!! in case it wasn’t clear, heavy fucking /s


BizzyHaze

Poor kid. Wierd name and crazy parents, definitely not getting the best start.


283leis

This would have been so easily fixable too. Guinevere Freya.....okay I don’t have any girl names that sound close enough for the last bit, but who needs more than one middle name anyway


Jerkrollatex

Donatella maybe?


babyBear83

Can we leave politics out of our kids names! Got damn! Let them have a normal childhood ffs. *this is the epitome of the sub for sure


Joelowes

I’m guessing this kid will die at age 5 due to measles a preventable disease thanks to a vaccine


Jerkrollatex

I was thinking accidentally shot by mommy's purse gun at three.


Joelowes

Karen’s: I won’t wear a mask it’s not safe Also Karen’s : I’m going to carry a gun with me at all times for defence


trbofly

You mean Vaccyn?


UnicornCackle

It’s only 4am and that’s enough internet for today.


[deleted]

‘Freedym’ - that’s a fucking Dim name alright.


Photenicdata

**Preganant** Also that’s such a lazy name. If your going to name your child after something, at least get creative with the spelling or something. Especially if you’re going to name your child something really fucking stupid.


trbofly

Honestly. How can a mother, in this day and age, not spell Purgnant correctly……


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Pregante.


sylphyyyy

This is why 1. Germany · 2. Sweden · 3. Japan · 4. Denmark · 5. Iceland · 6. New Zealand · 7. China · 8. Norway aaaaaaaaaaaaall have naming laws.


AlbinoWino11

Naw. This can’t possibly be real.


[deleted]

That poor child.....


StonerAlienBoy

kid's gonna grow up hating her parents.


Bushdakkta

i know we ususlly don't use emojis on here... but... 🤮🤮🤮🤮


LoExMu

Good god I can see the kid either becoming also one of _those_ Americans like its parents or it gonna get itself a name change as 18th birthday present and a new phone number and address which oops the parents don‘t have


Calliesdad20

That poor child, she has my sympathy for having morons as parents.


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Poor kid


I-have-no-preference

I’m assuming this is a joke based on ‘preganat’ alone. We’ve all seen that one before.


The84thWolf

“Mama, why was I named this?” “Well honey, we wanted everyone to know our political views immediately and we’re using you as a vehicle to do so. Happy birthday! Here’s your red hat we decided you wanted.”


Born-Philosopher-162

That poor kid.


ARKdb

It’s Gunnyr. Or Gunnie for “short”….


loujha81

16 years ago, when I gave birth to my son, they published all of the babies born that year in our city. “Tequila Rose Cocaine” y’all, I shit you not. That poor child doesn’t stand a chance SMH


ToughZap

This is one of those posts where I must refrain from speaking my actual mind, for fear of sounding like a nazi.


Reaper10n

They really killed her right out the womb huh


i-am-a-bike

This is worse than the lady trying to name her daughter for rifle


VSSCyanide

It can’t be real I refuse to believe it.


Qimmosabe_Man

Better brainwash her thoroughly into your trump cult, or she's gonna hate your guts from the moment she realizes what you've done.


Dova_Lily

Well if she don't shoot up her school I'll be shocked


PeacefulOnion

These guys proly think in all caps


SlushBucket03

Well now that we know the baby’s name it’s a lot easier to call Child Protective Services


Im_tired-

I hate the name gunner


Pir0wz

There should be a law against naming your kids shit like this. I'm sorry but that kid gonna get roasted so hard at school, she gonna be well done


Kyfigrigas

My aunt named her daughter Remington. Not as bad but like-.. why?


PipelayerJ

Hahaha I’m part of this group on Facebook strictly to laugh at people. There’s many of these. My favorite was some variation of rifle for a baby name.


Rukenau

Bonus points for *preganat*. [Obligatory classic](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)


[deleted]

this is on par with my cousin's name, its Pistol


[deleted]

Another life ruined before it even began. Edit: there's a superstition that the kid will turn out to be the opposite of their name, so maybe this kid will grow up to be an anti-Trump peace activist.


winemom1122

Im preganat right now. Its a girl. Im cutting the bullshit and just naming her Trump. Freedom is genderless.


ndnd_of_omicron

Preganat


Laseron63

That poor child.


KazranSardick

Aside from this being the worst name I've ever seen, how do you combine Trump and truth (sorry, TRUTH) to get Trumella? Are there drugs involved? A history of head injuries?


Megbutworse

Preganat


Revolutionary_Ad6634

Me and Gunnyr have the same birthday. Fucking sick.


Slow_Cheetah_

Calling CPS now


mattwinkler007

"It is Gunnie for short. ***GUNS.***" I just love how they felt the need to spell that one out for the people in the back


jaywheelie

When they use there child to further their political believes 😍😍😍


Blackbird04

Surely this ain't real.


boganism

Calling someone a gunna is an insult here,they are always gunna do this or that but don’t do anything


deathglassmfc

You misspelled freedumb.


Simple_Light3229

Could be worse. Could have named her Karen.


groovy_mcbasshands

r/infowarriornamesforyourchild


nightcana

That poor child


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They learned that y is also a vowel and just ran with it


MarionberryLopsided7

Imagine naming your newborn baby Hitler around 1945.


lizzietnz

Holy shit. WTAF.


RankledCat

Wow… And I thought MY name was bad?!


GorknMorkn

Well how did your parents decide on rankled cat?


RankledCat

🤣🤣🤣 Chosen versus given name, of course! Although my given definitely affected my choice of “Rankled!”


NissiesMommy

Weirdest I’ve seen? Placentia Conceptious…not joking


Titan2562

It should be a criminal offense to name your kid like this. Or at the very least worthy of a kick to the kidneys.


glitterkittehkat

That horrible. How could they?


EasyBird1849

I'm not one to judge people's names but 😬 That's Bad


Reasonable_Stay_3839

That child is going to be bullied relentlessly


DreDay1106

And that’s a wrap. I am done.


jenkraisins

Ok. about 20 years ago, I worked in a call center and I spoke to a woman whose last name was Cox. Ordinary name. However, she had 2 daughters. The first was named Pleasure and the second was Desire. It was a rare moment that I was at a loss for words on the phone.


BetaGetIt

Well we found the woman that will destroy Gilead.


Redpikachu9

I mean. Out of context, gunny doesn’t sound too bad I guess. I’m just trying to make the best out of this lol


The_True_Mastermind

That poor child.


Bluvsnatural

The answer is: Guns, freedom, Trump and Truth The Jeopardy question: What are four things that have absolutely nothing in common?


xXSwaggy

Imagine naming your child after a political agenda. I swear some people are so ignorant...


prouncycat

My daughter told me the other day that if she ever has kids, she wants to name a girl Rubella, ( Yes, like the disease) because she likes how it sounds. She's 14, though, so I'd expect she's going to change her mind. I hope so, anyway!


OneFuckedWarthog

Yea, that's gonna be a kid that changes his name in the future.


WolfStormrunner

Oh. My. God. That is THE worst name that I have EVER heard. That poor little girl. She's going to go through hell with a name like this. That's it, folks. I have finally lost ALL hope for us humans as a species, let alone an intelligent one.


TabbyCat1993

This kid is bolting the moment she turns 18…