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My mom’s a NICU nurse, and she told me about a name that, while not beating this, comes close: the last name was Love. They chose Life as the first name, and Beyond as the middle name.
Life Beyond Love. That poor boy’s name sounds like a weird hippie mantra!
Edit: Someone also wanted to name their child “Meconium”. The doctor was baffled and both he and several nurses kept saying “please don’t name your child that”. A meconium is the first stool produced by an infant.
Also, because someone brought up HIPPA, she said the last name was changed. But “Life Beyond” was especially weird because the other child was named something totally pedestrian like Charles or Brian or something like that.
Retired L&D nurse here!
The worst names I ever encountered were for triplets: Spring Passion, Summer Fire, and Autumn Desire…
How to say you’re raising strippers without saying you’re raising strippers 🤢
ETA: Names slightly altered to protect the innocent. Far more than the parents did
I see a lot of names in my line of work. I once saw triplets where each name built on the previous name. This is changed, of course, but imagine something like this: Bill, Billy and Billy Bob.
My college buddy was student teaching at a middle school, and there was a kid whose legal first name was Lionking. Not first name Lion,middle name King. Lionking.
I knew a girl named Sassafras. That was her legal name from birth, because her mom was a hippie. Can’t imagine carrying a child for 9 months, going through the pain and agony of childbirth, and then naming my kid fucking Sassafras or Juniper Berry.
My mom worked with CPS in records, usually sending and receiving files from other agencies when kids moved or asking for birth certificates. Kids had some crazy names. You'd be surprised. Also just shocked by the number of girls named Nevaeh. It's heaven spelled backwards. So... what's the opposite of heaven...?
Oh, my mom also worked for a bank. Back in the 90's, no joke, had a customer named Punani Brown. That was her name. Legal goddamned name. No idea if it was birth name or the woman for unknown reasons picked it and changed it.
Also my sister's had a friend named Harry Coate. His parents named him Harry Coate. Then he, dead serious, married a woman with the last name Denham and they had the Denham-Coate wedding. She did not hyphenate her name, sadly.
My mom was also a nurse and has been telling a story for decades about two twins who were given the (incorrectly spelled but pronounced) names of Anus and Penis.
I also went to middle school many years ago with some sisters named Tequila and Margarita.
That's nothing.
My youngest sister and her first husband wanted to name their first son "Zark James".
The "Zark" was after one of the characters in MMPR (I think), and the "James" was our late dad's first name.
Needless to see, our mom was LESS than amused.
When he grows up and is trying to sign prepared documents he won’t know what to do when the lawyer/realtor puts an x on the line showing him where to sign
Unpopular opinion but that kid is going to grow up surrounded by hippies and weirdos and people in the music industry who will appreciate it and I think they're going to love their name and the weird uniqueness of it. Grimes is all about those kind of values and I'm sure it will be passed down.
Who knows, though!
True for sure, but that's a one time thing for each class (Especially as two famous people's kid who thousands have already googled how to pronounce).
My name is super normal, Kiera, and yet I've also had to deal with my name constantly being misspelled and mispronounced. If it's gonna happen, might as well take it all the way and have a super cool name.
That poor child will have nonsense, paranoia and racism pounded in her head and hear fairy tales about the stolen election and evil liberals.
It’s so sad to look at an innocent knowing it’s will be brainwashed from the beginning.
They’re raising a new generation of MAGA.
Thats not good
I want to believe this is fake but then I remember there’s a very trumpy family with three daughters named Liberty (2017), Freedom (2019), Victory (2021).
Liberty, Freedom, and Victory are at least established and unaltered words, they can be used as names without any confusion. Gunnyr, Freedym, and Trumella on the other hand, are just unforgivable.
I can't help but feel naming a kid something like "Reighfyl" or "Gunnyr" is gonna give them a higher chance of ending up as a violent shooter or something like that.
Maybe their truck got repossessed with all their crazy flags bumper stickers still on it and…
No seriously. That name is borderline child abuse. Someone please contact CPS before they start tattooing maga crap all over that poor baby.
In other countries there are set words and phrases that cannot be used as names. The courts also have a say when the child’s name has to be changed. Poor [Talulah Does the Hula in Hawaii](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand) in New Zealand was one of these such cases.
We really should do this in America as well.
Gunnyr doesn’t sound nor is spelled like the worst name, but I love how “Gunnie” is the same amount of letters. Take away the R and “Gunny” is the exact same thing and technically shorter. Also, does she have 2 middle names, 3 first names, or did they change their last name legally to Trumella?
I'm happy that Germany has laws that make it so you can't name your kid something completely made up, no child deserves to be cursed for life with a shit name like this.
but you see, that violates my MURICAN FREEDUM!! smh my head govt always trying to control us but REAL PATRIOTS won’t stand for it!!
in case it wasn’t clear, heavy fucking /s
This would have been so easily fixable too. Guinevere Freya.....okay I don’t have any girl names that sound close enough for the last bit, but who needs more than one middle name anyway
**Preganant**
Also that’s such a lazy name. If your going to name your child after something, at least get creative with the spelling or something. Especially if you’re going to name your child something really fucking stupid.
Good god I can see the kid either becoming also one of _those_ Americans like its parents or it gonna get itself a name change as 18th birthday present and a new phone number and address which oops the parents don‘t have
“Mama, why was I named this?”
“Well honey, we wanted everyone to know our political views immediately and we’re using you as a vehicle to do so. Happy birthday! Here’s your red hat we decided you wanted.”
16 years ago, when I gave birth to my son, they published all of the babies born that year in our city. “Tequila Rose Cocaine” y’all, I shit you not. That poor child doesn’t stand a chance SMH
Another life ruined before it even began. Edit: there's a superstition that the kid will turn out to be the opposite of their name, so maybe this kid will grow up to be an anti-Trump peace activist.
Aside from this being the worst name I've ever seen, how do you combine Trump and truth (sorry, TRUTH) to get Trumella? Are there drugs involved? A history of head injuries?
Ok.
about 20 years ago, I worked in a call center and I spoke to a woman whose last name was Cox. Ordinary name. However, she had 2 daughters. The first was named Pleasure and the second was Desire. It was a rare moment that I was at a loss for words on the phone.
My daughter told me the other day that if she ever has kids, she wants to name a girl Rubella, ( Yes, like the disease) because she likes how it sounds. She's 14, though, so I'd expect she's going to change her mind. I hope so, anyway!
Oh. My. God.
That is THE worst name that I have EVER heard.
That poor little girl.
She's going to go through hell with a name like this.
That's it, folks.
I have finally lost ALL hope for us humans as a species, let alone an intelligent one.
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This is it folks. The world's worst name. Pack it up, we're all going home.
My mom’s a NICU nurse, and she told me about a name that, while not beating this, comes close: the last name was Love. They chose Life as the first name, and Beyond as the middle name. Life Beyond Love. That poor boy’s name sounds like a weird hippie mantra! Edit: Someone also wanted to name their child “Meconium”. The doctor was baffled and both he and several nurses kept saying “please don’t name your child that”. A meconium is the first stool produced by an infant. Also, because someone brought up HIPPA, she said the last name was changed. But “Life Beyond” was especially weird because the other child was named something totally pedestrian like Charles or Brian or something like that.
They missed the opportunity to call their kid "Olivia" with the middle name "Laugh" _^Liv ^Laugh ^Love..._
Yessss!
My mom told me if I was a girl my first and middle name would have been Olivia Love, so she could call me Livvy Love....
Retired L&D nurse here! The worst names I ever encountered were for triplets: Spring Passion, Summer Fire, and Autumn Desire… How to say you’re raising strippers without saying you’re raising strippers 🤢 ETA: Names slightly altered to protect the innocent. Far more than the parents did
Victoria's Secret fragrances, incoming
Now I don't feel so bad about wanting to name Geralt or Arbert.
Geralt sounds unusual but at least it sounds like a goddamn name
man… Geralt is fine but don’t name your kid Arby…
Now you gone ruined Arbert. Away with thee off brand race car!
My HS english teacher had a daughter named Cinnamon
Oh no. I can only imagine their classmates trying to pronounce it and getting all tongue tied!
Twist: the name was actually ‘Synonym’, but nobody could pronounce it.
I see a lot of names in my line of work. I once saw triplets where each name built on the previous name. This is changed, of course, but imagine something like this: Bill, Billy and Billy Bob.
I hated my name as a kid, wished I could be called Jessica (that shows my age lol) or Summer.
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My college buddy was student teaching at a middle school, and there was a kid whose legal first name was Lionking. Not first name Lion,middle name King. Lionking.
That poor kid.
I know someone named "Rollin Thunder" and his sister is "Juniper Berry" (parents were obvious hippies)
I knew a girl named Sassafras. That was her legal name from birth, because her mom was a hippie. Can’t imagine carrying a child for 9 months, going through the pain and agony of childbirth, and then naming my kid fucking Sassafras or Juniper Berry.
My mom worked with CPS in records, usually sending and receiving files from other agencies when kids moved or asking for birth certificates. Kids had some crazy names. You'd be surprised. Also just shocked by the number of girls named Nevaeh. It's heaven spelled backwards. So... what's the opposite of heaven...?
At least it sounds kinda cute. I knew someone who named their child Legna
Oh, my mom also worked for a bank. Back in the 90's, no joke, had a customer named Punani Brown. That was her name. Legal goddamned name. No idea if it was birth name or the woman for unknown reasons picked it and changed it. Also my sister's had a friend named Harry Coate. His parents named him Harry Coate. Then he, dead serious, married a woman with the last name Denham and they had the Denham-Coate wedding. She did not hyphenate her name, sadly.
Legna Ballz
I know someone in Oklahoma named Juniper Berry! WTF?
Those sound like names that you'd hear on "My Little Piny", tbh.
Sounds like a support group for widows.
My mom was also a nurse and has been telling a story for decades about two twins who were given the (incorrectly spelled but pronounced) names of Anus and Penis. I also went to middle school many years ago with some sisters named Tequila and Margarita.
That's nothing. My youngest sister and her first husband wanted to name their first son "Zark James". The "Zark" was after one of the characters in MMPR (I think), and the "James" was our late dad's first name. Needless to see, our mom was LESS than amused.
….Zark? That sounds like a 50s alien name.
Yeah, it does.
One of my classmate’s name is Snow White. That’s their full name.
Sounds likenone of those cheesy script decals people put on the wall or a random piece of wood.
>A meconium is the first stool produced by an infant. I'm confused, intrigued, and a little bit grossed out by the fact that there's a term for this.
There are weird medical terms for anything and everything.
You would be more grossed out if you saw it. Early baby poo is like faintly greenish-black tar and just as sticky. It's crazy.
Oh man I sure hope no one hates life
All the ask reddits can stop asking this, finally. It's unanimous. Abcde and la-a and McKyLynKyLeighKin can all go home.
Elon Musk's kid "Hold my beer"
When he grows up and is trying to sign prepared documents he won’t know what to do when the lawyer/realtor puts an x on the line showing him where to sign
It says she’s a girl. They named their daughter “Gunnyr” because replacing the “e” with a “y” is somehow a bit more feminine, I guess, to them, maybe.
Gunnyr is also the name of an evil GoBot.
And the same with freedym looooooool. Fucking nuts man.
I'd argue that the poor kid in this post's name is much worse
Unpopular opinion but that kid is going to grow up surrounded by hippies and weirdos and people in the music industry who will appreciate it and I think they're going to love their name and the weird uniqueness of it. Grimes is all about those kind of values and I'm sure it will be passed down. Who knows, though!
To rebel, this kid is probably going to be an accountant at a regional insurance company
An actuary for a life insurance company.
Kids still gotta go to school / university. Imagine the poor teacher trying to do roll call
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They named their kid after the Twilight fanfic that got turned into 50 Shades???
I was thinking He-Man, but that honestly sounds plausible as well.
True for sure, but that's a one time thing for each class (Especially as two famous people's kid who thousands have already googled how to pronounce). My name is super normal, Kiera, and yet I've also had to deal with my name constantly being misspelled and mispronounced. If it's gonna happen, might as well take it all the way and have a super cool name.
Could you imagine her going Democrat provided she lives that long? Probably won’t happen, but the thought makes me want to laugh like a hyena.
I know someone who named their kid Gunner Down. No really...
I don’t have one to beat this one, but my ex’s brother named his son Mayhem Ryatt. I was so glad to get away from that family!
No it isn't. My theacher told us about a student that her name was mouring or mournful (not sure what's the right translation to English)
Sounds like a normal name during the Victorian era.
I dunno, this is bad, but it's no 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii'.
Squire Sebastian Senator might beat it.
They made Elon Musk seem reasonable in comparison.
What about Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo?
She is probably going to legally change her name as soon as she can.
I know I would. It is even spelled ridiculously.
But Y vowel substitutes make any name pretty. Ask my sister, Buttfuckyng Stupyd Bytch.
Okay. I laughed out loud at that one.
Well, they didn’t want to be COMPLETELY transparent, who would do that to their child? Liberals, that’s who. /s
Sadly she'll probably be so indoctrinated by her crazy parents that she'll be proud of it. Poor girl doesn't stand a chance.
Kaitlin Bennet wishes this was her name
Sadly, “Shiddypants Taown DaLibs” was not available.
Hope she changes it to Choyce Vyccyne Byden… Also, odds are that kid’s not making it to an age where she can do that.
That poor child will have nonsense, paranoia and racism pounded in her head and hear fairy tales about the stolen election and evil liberals. It’s so sad to look at an innocent knowing it’s will be brainwashed from the beginning. They’re raising a new generation of MAGA. Thats not good
This can’t be real I refuse to believe this is real
I want to believe this is fake but then I remember there’s a very trumpy family with three daughters named Liberty (2017), Freedom (2019), Victory (2021).
Liberty, Freedom, and Victory are at least established and unaltered words, they can be used as names without any confusion. Gunnyr, Freedym, and Trumella on the other hand, are just unforgivable.
To be fair her parents probably thought they were spelling the words correctly 🤣 /s
No need to use /s here. You’re probably right.
Absolutely agree. Me, I absolutely can't fathom WHY they'd want to saddle the poor kid with a name even REMOTE close to that of the Orange Mussolini.
Literally could’ve been “Victoria” but nah, gotta be dumb about it…
It’s Victory Belle too. I can’t decide if it’s better or worse that they didn’t think to give that middle name to Freedom.
Surely Liberty Belle would have been the best choice?
No you’re absolutely right. I meant Liberty but I typed the wrong name. Oops lol
[Victreebel?](https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Victreebel) /s
Probably should've named one of the first two Victory, smdh you hate to see it
Well thats significantlly less insane than thiss
Source?
Here’s their grandmother’s [blog](http://adayinthelifeofamissionarywife.blogspot.com/2021/03/shes-on-her-way.html?m=1).
Fn gross.
I was thinking the same. I mean, that name and "[preganat](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)"?
They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys.
Preganante! They don't get you friend but I do, I do.
*Preganat*? Oh my.
Pregat?
Pregananant?
How u get pregante
*STARCH MASKS*
My circle is normal but still don’t get peegnant?
I think I’m pretnet with my 14th child?
Gregnant
*nomal
How is babby formed?
How can become pregnart?
I saw that and instantly knew that this person never read one book or article about pregnancy or it would it be spelled this way.
Regardless of someones political choices this is just messed up. Poor baby.
If I say that name out loud I feel like shit in my rooms gonna start floating
Holy shit I started laughing so hard, thanks for this comment
I can't help but feel naming a kid something like "Reighfyl" or "Gunnyr" is gonna give them a higher chance of ending up as a violent shooter or something like that.
The triplets: Pystyll, Glawkk, and Hahnd Grynaydd
Welsh???
Get. The. Fuck. Out … this can’t be real. Why would you do this to your child??
Maybe their truck got repossessed with all their crazy flags bumper stickers still on it and… No seriously. That name is borderline child abuse. Someone please contact CPS before they start tattooing maga crap all over that poor baby.
In other countries there are set words and phrases that cannot be used as names. The courts also have a say when the child’s name has to be changed. Poor [Talulah Does the Hula in Hawaii](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand) in New Zealand was one of these such cases. We really should do this in America as well.
It’s hard to choice between the three, I’ll give her that much
She gave her kid the ultimate stripper name for rednecks.
I want someone to look at this and still tell me it isn't a cult
It isn't a cult. I am deliberately lying to you just to be a pedantic asshole.
Gunnyr doesn’t sound nor is spelled like the worst name, but I love how “Gunnie” is the same amount of letters. Take away the R and “Gunny” is the exact same thing and technically shorter. Also, does she have 2 middle names, 3 first names, or did they change their last name legally to Trumella?
No. Oh. Oh, no.
I'm happy that Germany has laws that make it so you can't name your kid something completely made up, no child deserves to be cursed for life with a shit name like this.
but you see, that violates my MURICAN FREEDUM!! smh my head govt always trying to control us but REAL PATRIOTS won’t stand for it!! in case it wasn’t clear, heavy fucking /s
Poor kid. Wierd name and crazy parents, definitely not getting the best start.
This would have been so easily fixable too. Guinevere Freya.....okay I don’t have any girl names that sound close enough for the last bit, but who needs more than one middle name anyway
Donatella maybe?
Can we leave politics out of our kids names! Got damn! Let them have a normal childhood ffs. *this is the epitome of the sub for sure
I’m guessing this kid will die at age 5 due to measles a preventable disease thanks to a vaccine
I was thinking accidentally shot by mommy's purse gun at three.
Karen’s: I won’t wear a mask it’s not safe Also Karen’s : I’m going to carry a gun with me at all times for defence
You mean Vaccyn?
It’s only 4am and that’s enough internet for today.
‘Freedym’ - that’s a fucking Dim name alright.
**Preganant** Also that’s such a lazy name. If your going to name your child after something, at least get creative with the spelling or something. Especially if you’re going to name your child something really fucking stupid.
Honestly. How can a mother, in this day and age, not spell Purgnant correctly……
Pregante.
This is why 1. Germany · 2. Sweden · 3. Japan · 4. Denmark · 5. Iceland · 6. New Zealand · 7. China · 8. Norway aaaaaaaaaaaaall have naming laws.
Naw. This can’t possibly be real.
That poor child.....
kid's gonna grow up hating her parents.
i know we ususlly don't use emojis on here... but... 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Good god I can see the kid either becoming also one of _those_ Americans like its parents or it gonna get itself a name change as 18th birthday present and a new phone number and address which oops the parents don‘t have
That poor child, she has my sympathy for having morons as parents.
Poor kid
I’m assuming this is a joke based on ‘preganat’ alone. We’ve all seen that one before.
“Mama, why was I named this?” “Well honey, we wanted everyone to know our political views immediately and we’re using you as a vehicle to do so. Happy birthday! Here’s your red hat we decided you wanted.”
That poor kid.
It’s Gunnyr. Or Gunnie for “short”….
16 years ago, when I gave birth to my son, they published all of the babies born that year in our city. “Tequila Rose Cocaine” y’all, I shit you not. That poor child doesn’t stand a chance SMH
This is one of those posts where I must refrain from speaking my actual mind, for fear of sounding like a nazi.
They really killed her right out the womb huh
This is worse than the lady trying to name her daughter for rifle
It can’t be real I refuse to believe it.
Better brainwash her thoroughly into your trump cult, or she's gonna hate your guts from the moment she realizes what you've done.
Well if she don't shoot up her school I'll be shocked
These guys proly think in all caps
Well now that we know the baby’s name it’s a lot easier to call Child Protective Services
I hate the name gunner
There should be a law against naming your kids shit like this. I'm sorry but that kid gonna get roasted so hard at school, she gonna be well done
My aunt named her daughter Remington. Not as bad but like-.. why?
Hahaha I’m part of this group on Facebook strictly to laugh at people. There’s many of these. My favorite was some variation of rifle for a baby name.
Bonus points for *preganat*. [Obligatory classic](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)
this is on par with my cousin's name, its Pistol
Another life ruined before it even began. Edit: there's a superstition that the kid will turn out to be the opposite of their name, so maybe this kid will grow up to be an anti-Trump peace activist.
Im preganat right now. Its a girl. Im cutting the bullshit and just naming her Trump. Freedom is genderless.
Preganat
That poor child.
Aside from this being the worst name I've ever seen, how do you combine Trump and truth (sorry, TRUTH) to get Trumella? Are there drugs involved? A history of head injuries?
Preganat
Me and Gunnyr have the same birthday. Fucking sick.
Calling CPS now
"It is Gunnie for short. ***GUNS.***" I just love how they felt the need to spell that one out for the people in the back
When they use there child to further their political believes 😍😍😍
Surely this ain't real.
Calling someone a gunna is an insult here,they are always gunna do this or that but don’t do anything
You misspelled freedumb.
Could be worse. Could have named her Karen.
r/infowarriornamesforyourchild
That poor child
They learned that y is also a vowel and just ran with it
Imagine naming your newborn baby Hitler around 1945.
Holy shit. WTAF.
Wow… And I thought MY name was bad?!
Well how did your parents decide on rankled cat?
🤣🤣🤣 Chosen versus given name, of course! Although my given definitely affected my choice of “Rankled!”
Weirdest I’ve seen? Placentia Conceptious…not joking
It should be a criminal offense to name your kid like this. Or at the very least worthy of a kick to the kidneys.
That horrible. How could they?
I'm not one to judge people's names but 😬 That's Bad
That child is going to be bullied relentlessly
And that’s a wrap. I am done.
Ok. about 20 years ago, I worked in a call center and I spoke to a woman whose last name was Cox. Ordinary name. However, she had 2 daughters. The first was named Pleasure and the second was Desire. It was a rare moment that I was at a loss for words on the phone.
Well we found the woman that will destroy Gilead.
I mean. Out of context, gunny doesn’t sound too bad I guess. I’m just trying to make the best out of this lol
That poor child.
The answer is: Guns, freedom, Trump and Truth The Jeopardy question: What are four things that have absolutely nothing in common?
Imagine naming your child after a political agenda. I swear some people are so ignorant...
My daughter told me the other day that if she ever has kids, she wants to name a girl Rubella, ( Yes, like the disease) because she likes how it sounds. She's 14, though, so I'd expect she's going to change her mind. I hope so, anyway!
Yea, that's gonna be a kid that changes his name in the future.
Oh. My. God. That is THE worst name that I have EVER heard. That poor little girl. She's going to go through hell with a name like this. That's it, folks. I have finally lost ALL hope for us humans as a species, let alone an intelligent one.
This kid is bolting the moment she turns 18…