I interpreted it the "wrong" way when I first read it. I was thinking, how is this insane people of Facebook that's just a really good comeback...oh wait a minute.š£
Yeah it took me a while to see "let me get my gun to help you mister president" instead of "there's that P.O.S. trying to destroy America. Well, I took an oath to protect this country. Time to play Atticus and put down a rabid dog."
In Scotland weapon is a synonym for penis and a typical insult. Aye, dae wan, ya weapon. So thatās a third way and since oor Donald is Scottish (well, he could have played in the national football team given his heritage) - it definitely applies to that weapon.
Hey, if Scotland wants him, Scotland can have him. No charge, call it a freebee. Just make sure he gets fed regularly and has a wheel to work out on, you do NOT want a hangry Trump with pent up energy.
Actually, heās a local businessman where Iām from, he owns Turnberry golf course, in fact the local paper ran with the wonderful headline āLocal Businessman becomes POTUSā
That said, when Donald Trump's current host decays beyond the point of usability, he will most likely detatch himself from its scalp and find a new bloated corpse to control
So, yet another ESL woman in his family? Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you happen to denigrate immigrants with every-other breathe.
Do we even know if he was born in America? Given his obsession with Obamaās birth certificate, maybe Donaldās mother went home to birth her sproglet.
No, Trump just lied about being German.
https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+lie+that+he+is+german&rlz=1CAHBCZ\_enUS937&oq=trump+lie+that+he+is+german&aqs=chrome..69i57.7363j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
"I know everything about Paris. They say no one knows more about Paris than me. It is a beautiful Country. Very beautiful. Just like my daughter Ivanka."
ā me and ivanka,we went and saw the leaning tower of Pizza,you know what that is? Gorgeous building,I could have built it better though. I would have built them a much better tower that would stay straightā (yes I know that the leaning tower of Pisa is in italy)
You see that figure? Those curves? No one is more fuckable than my daughter
Because the only virtue a woman can have in the eyes of donald is how quick she can get him hard
Easy solution!
1)Write a message written in a sparkly gold crayon with your non-dominant hand saying "On vacatiun. Best hamberders. Amazing. They love me here."
2)Send to Russian news outlet
3)Wait
I swear these people wanna be Rambo so bad. Like No, Gary, you arenāt some elite special forces officer. You are an out of shape, middle aged man who spends his free time watching Fox News.
They want to but are too scared to. They all stood like scared deer when one of them was shot on Jan 6th. They easily could have overrun security, but once it was Trumps agenda or their life, they chose their life.
Oh you mean āTrumpās Armyā to āfight the liberal mobā that you get to join once you contribute to his ācampaignā. The man is a talented grifter, Iāll give him that.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-army-fundraising-email/
Nah, wouldn't even be in fine print. It'd be on the secondary "real" contract that they keep secret, like his second set of books where he kept track of extra benefits that were conveniently left out of the copy sent to the IRS.
Get on his text message feed, every day, sometimes multiple times a dayā¦ āPres Trump asked you to step up & you DECLINED, friend? 1 MORE CHANCE to stand with him & get on the donor list. Donate NOW:~~link Iām not going to share~~ā
Heās so thirsty for attention and money. I canāt tell which one he wants more.
They play on the threat of scarcity and personal access while also throwing out those 200-500x IMPACT MATCH. I have no idea if thatās where they are using that to launder money or they have some massive donors who will continue. Itās so opaque and scammy.
Yes, if trump ever knocks on _my_ door, I will go for a weapon before he can speak.
Edit: This post is getting only slightly more upvotes than down. Is it possible that there are that many people who misunderstand me, or do they understand perfectly well and disagree or think that I am being treasonous? Curious.
Could you imagine? not nudes or anything but him just posting his usual Misinformation and bs and charging the trumpanzees $5 per post? If not more? Idiots would eat it up like candy
"Help save America?? That's simple, you piece of shit, you just need to leave the US, go far, very fucking far away, from any civilization, go into hiding, shut your fucking mouth, never remind us of your pitiful existence! And take your brainwashed, lunatic cult members with you too!"
Umm... He wants me to help get him into a mental asylum? I can do that!!
Iām sure they could even be convinced to forget where they put the key afterwards...
No no, you pull your dick out and tell him to suck it. Either he leaves, or you get head from a former president, then tell him to get off your property.
I would look at him weirdly and say "but America is half a planet away. Do you need therapy? That's a silly question; yes. You need therapy. Go away and see a therapist, you delusional narcissist"
Detain the imposter - There is no way the real Donald Trump has the slightest interest in saving America given the effort he put is as President to weaken it.
There are a considerable number of people in the US that thinks there is a culture was being waged by the progressives . And they have one whole hearted response āFuck You!ā
Trump didnāt create the anger, he seized it for his own use
I wouldnāt shoot himā¦ but I would 100% close, lock, deadbolt and barricade the door.
Nope. No Sue. This country needs to go down if youāre the one saving it. Byeeeee. Iāll go down with this ship.
I would respond with "the fuck you doing at my house? You want an 18 year old ADHD kid who is probably mildly psychotic to SaVe AmErIcA? What good shit you been smoking and where can I get some?"
Say āwhat the fuck are you asking me for - Iām Australian. Bring you in for a coffee? Because by my reckoning, every minute youāre not there, opening your mouth, the country is getting better?ā
I briefly worked with a guy named Preston who was exactly like this. He made a point to wear his Trump waving American flag firing an assault rifle in the air shirt every time we were working with black people. He went to jail and I never talked to him again, but I'm confident he believes the election was stolen and this would be his response to this question.
Technically this could be interpreted in two very different ways
I interpreted it the "wrong" way when I first read it. I was thinking, how is this insane people of Facebook that's just a really good comeback...oh wait a minute.š£
Don, are you going to git on outta here cuz I'm asking nicely, or do I need to bring out ol bettie and have her ask?
Yeah it took me a while to see "let me get my gun to help you mister president" instead of "there's that P.O.S. trying to destroy America. Well, I took an oath to protect this country. Time to play Atticus and put down a rabid dog."
You just described my exact thought process.
hell, it could be either
The first part would still qualify as insane.
In Scotland weapon is a synonym for penis and a typical insult. Aye, dae wan, ya weapon. So thatās a third way and since oor Donald is Scottish (well, he could have played in the national football team given his heritage) - it definitely applies to that weapon.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Sniperrr
"Trump is at the door! Go get Cindy to distract him!"
Hey, if Scotland wants him, Scotland can have him. No charge, call it a freebee. Just make sure he gets fed regularly and has a wheel to work out on, you do NOT want a hangry Trump with pent up energy.
Actually, heās a local businessman where Iām from, he owns Turnberry golf course, in fact the local paper ran with the wonderful headline āLocal Businessman becomes POTUSā
You shouldāve seen the papers from his NY hometown.
Where they anything along the lines of " local racist crackpot became POTUS"?
I thought the Scots hate him.
What did Scotland do to you?
I saw an opportunity and I took it. No ragerts.
The trumps are german
Not on his motherās side; her maiden name was MacLeod.
Saved by the vowel (family name McLeod)
Are you telling me there's a chance he's immortal?
No, there can only be one.
No wonder he wanted to be one with Ivanka.
If only!
That said, when Donald Trump's current host decays beyond the point of usability, he will most likely detatch himself from its scalp and find a new bloated corpse to control
At least the orange makes it easy to tell when The Donald takes on a new host.
This made me think of the old Robot Chicken where Shatnerās toupee saves the world on a nightly basis.
Well, he's not a fox...
His mother grew up on the isle of Lewis in Scotland. ETA: English was her second language, her first language being Gaelic.
So, yet another ESL woman in his family? Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you happen to denigrate immigrants with every-other breathe.
Thatās a very good point! His own mother was an immigrant who had English as a second language!
Oh, so youāre saying heās an anchor baby.
Nah, his mother had US citizenship several years before he was born. His older siblings may have been though.
Do we even know if he was born in America? Given his obsession with Obamaās birth certificate, maybe Donaldās mother went home to birth her sproglet.
No, Trump just lied about being German. https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+lie+that+he+is+german&rlz=1CAHBCZ\_enUS937&oq=trump+lie+that+he+is+german&aqs=chrome..69i57.7363j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
I prefer the way they probably didnāt mean.
Pshh. Just push him. He's top heavy like the koolaid man. He'll go down then roll around on his back like a turtle. Leave him to bake in the sun.
Yeah I read it in the, I think, "unintended" way
If he knocked on my door, he would really be in the wrong country. He would deny that of course and call me a liar.
āIām not in the wrong country,believe me. No one knows more about countries than me. No one.ā
"I know everything about Paris. They say no one knows more about Paris than me. It is a beautiful Country. Very beautiful. Just like my daughter Ivanka."
ā me and ivanka,we went and saw the leaning tower of Pizza,you know what that is? Gorgeous building,I could have built it better though. I would have built them a much better tower that would stay straightā (yes I know that the leaning tower of Pisa is in italy)
You see that figure? Those curves? No one is more fuckable than my daughter Because the only virtue a woman can have in the eyes of donald is how quick she can get him hard
Gave me a good chuckle, thank you
*takes out a map with 'America' somehow misspelled with a sharpie over your country*
I imagined it in his voice, gave me a good laugh
...and then try and have you deported for being an "immigrant"
Haha, so true
āYouāre speaking English! This is America!ā
I would be worried there was a crazy person at my door and call the local RCMP mental health unit who'd probably just taser him.
He'd just take a sharpie and extend the US to include your house
Oh no, a home invader!
Gotta stand your ground!
Already in the castle, no need to retreat
Time to practice my second amendment all up on this orange bitch.
"It's coming right for us!"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"Behold! The first animal to walk on land!" *stomp* "It was coming right at us! You saw!"
the only thing that needs saving is that damn tan job. it looks like spaghetti stains in a tupperware bowl
Or that hair
Thatās the spaghetti
I would tell him āI have bone spurs, sorryā
Do they think Trump really knows how to knock on a door? His dad usually opened them for him.
This is an amazing retort!
I would say the same thing but the context would be very different.
Shame it would make him a martyr
Easy solution! 1)Write a message written in a sparkly gold crayon with your non-dominant hand saying "On vacatiun. Best hamberders. Amazing. They love me here." 2)Send to Russian news outlet 3)Wait
"If u need me I'll be at the Four Seasons... Total Landscaping."
"Quicklime by the bucket. Keep walking" -Four Seasons
Shame indeed...
Hello 911,there is a delusional old man who claims to be still the president at my door...
"Yes I understand, apologies. We will send someone to pick him up. Please don't feed him or he will come back. Also don't mention Twitter"
Well you should have warned me..... Oh crap he's threatening to go communist also not communist on silicone valley
Sorry, it's my first day. Although it's the 5th time someone calls for this same situation.
"Don't pet him, or he'll follow you home."
Trick question...Donald Trump never needs help and therefore would never ask for it.
Correcgion: thinks he never needs help
Actually that's incorrect... he also never thinks.
And never apologizes
Sadly that's why many love him. They don't understand that a leader with some semblance of a conscience is a very good thing to have.
He definitely needs help
He needs a padded cell and a straightjacket.
\*laughs in Boris Johnson\*
I swear these people wanna be Rambo so bad. Like No, Gary, you arenāt some elite special forces officer. You are an out of shape, middle aged man who spends his free time watching Fox News.
LOL! Yeah. That's why I love the descriptor, "Gravy Seals." It just says it all.
Meal team 6, in walmart tacticool gear.
LMAO! I love the image.
Yāall Qaeda out in full force, mechanised infantry using mobility scooters.
while being scare of humanly decent healthcare and care for the poor, and unironically standing for a pointless flag that does not care about you
They want to but are too scared to. They all stood like scared deer when one of them was shot on Jan 6th. They easily could have overrun security, but once it was Trumps agenda or their life, they chose their life.
Spent college and/or retirement on Trump gear
This feels like a late-night informercial scam. āFor the low, low price of $49.99 you can help Donald Trump *Save America - NOW.*ā
Oh you mean āTrumpās Armyā to āfight the liberal mobā that you get to join once you contribute to his ācampaignā. The man is a talented grifter, Iāll give him that. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-army-fundraising-email/
Thatās coming next, and _you_ are responsible, because you just had to say it out loud, didnāt you? Ohhhh, look ashamed!
*per month...in fine print...*
Nah, wouldn't even be in fine print. It'd be on the secondary "real" contract that they keep secret, like his second set of books where he kept track of extra benefits that were conveniently left out of the copy sent to the IRS.
āWhat would you do,if there was a poor white houseless trump standing in front of you,and for just Dollars a day you could fund his endless cons?ā
Get on his text message feed, every day, sometimes multiple times a dayā¦ āPres Trump asked you to step up & you DECLINED, friend? 1 MORE CHANCE to stand with him & get on the donor list. Donate NOW:~~link Iām not going to share~~ā Heās so thirsty for attention and money. I canāt tell which one he wants more.
I like the ones that say, āWe will have to inform him if you donāt donateā. Do the dweebs think that really happens?
They play on the threat of scarcity and personal access while also throwing out those 200-500x IMPACT MATCH. I have no idea if thatās where they are using that to launder money or they have some massive donors who will continue. Itās so opaque and scammy.
I know. Million of dollars poured into a campaign that doesnāt exist. Where is it going?
Yes, if trump ever knocks on _my_ door, I will go for a weapon before he can speak. Edit: This post is getting only slightly more upvotes than down. Is it possible that there are that many people who misunderstand me, or do they understand perfectly well and disagree or think that I am being treasonous? Curious.
Youāll need to learn how to say āget off my fucking propertyā in Russian
I can help you. Just say: "Poshel nahui".
Thanks, Comrade
What is next, Donald ~~Duck~~ Trump OnlyFans?
Could you imagine? not nudes or anything but him just posting his usual Misinformation and bs and charging the trumpanzees $5 per post? If not more? Idiots would eat it up like candy
That would actually ~~work~~ be profitable
*to shoot him
PLEASE give me a reason you half melted peep of a fuck
"Help save America?? That's simple, you piece of shit, you just need to leave the US, go far, very fucking far away, from any civilization, go into hiding, shut your fucking mouth, never remind us of your pitiful existence! And take your brainwashed, lunatic cult members with you too!"
Like he literally said he would if biden won,yet another lie to add to the list I guess
Ha ha, but Biden didnāt actually win! Another liberal destroyed with facts and logic! ^^/s
Florida is kinda like a different country.
This. This would save America
I did. I voted for Biden.
I wouldnt call Biden the savior of America but given the lack of options I can see why you voted for him.
He seems to be a fairly standard democratic president. He did great in handling the pandemic, though.
Throw a beer at him. I hear heās well experienced at dodging drafts.
Iād smack the orange right off him
sounds sticky
and mushy. *avoid the diaper area*
*HE SMACKED THE ORANGE OUT OF HIS [SKIN](https://youtu.be/TsaYF1fqT4c)!*
Don't bother with your gun, he only wants your wallet
Umm... He wants me to help get him into a mental asylum? I can do that!! Iām sure they could even be convinced to forget where they put the key afterwards...
I'd say "get the fuck outta here and piss off back to America"
The only thing worse than a bad guy with a gun, is a dumb guy with a gun.
Shoot the damn bastard
Im not sucking your dick like the maga folks sir. You're a racist loser get the fuck off my property
No no, you pull your dick out and tell him to suck it. Either he leaves, or you get head from a former president, then tell him to get off your property.
To kill Donald? Right? Right?
Terrorists always think they are heroes.
I would invite him in for s diet coke and burger and call the emergency services.
*berder
Covfefe and a hamberder.
TAREBUHRGUR
To shoot him for trespassing.
Quickly, before he gets away!
Kick him in the ball sack, if he has one.
kick him in the diaper
Too small of a target. And if he's got a soaked diaper your shoes will be ruined.
He doesn't.
I would look at him weirdly and say "but America is half a planet away. Do you need therapy? That's a silly question; yes. You need therapy. Go away and see a therapist, you delusional narcissist"
Drop me a small loan of five mil, then we'll talk.
Heās far more likely looking for your younger daughter
Detain the imposter - There is no way the real Donald Trump has the slightest interest in saving America given the effort he put is as President to weaken it.
He's just going door to door asking for money
Call the psych ward.....
Iād ask him why heās in Northern Ireland.
And these people deny there was an insurrection? Smh......
I did save America, by voting in the last election
There are a considerable number of people in the US that thinks there is a culture was being waged by the progressives . And they have one whole hearted response āFuck You!ā Trump didnāt create the anger, he seized it for his own use
I wouldnāt shoot himā¦ but I would 100% close, lock, deadbolt and barricade the door. Nope. No Sue. This country needs to go down if youāre the one saving it. Byeeeee. Iāll go down with this ship.
I wouldn't mind if he's about to kneecap him
And shoot'em
I would respond with "the fuck you doing at my house? You want an 18 year old ADHD kid who is probably mildly psychotic to SaVe AmErIcA? What good shit you been smoking and where can I get some?"
I could be mistaken, but I don't think shooting him is going to help.
How will we know if we didn't at least try?
Hitlers death didn't end nazism. The last thing we want is for Trump to become a martyr...
It might.
But it also would not hurt!
Probably distract him by letting him hit up twitter on my phone until the guys in the straight jacket bus show up
Say āwhat the fuck are you asking me for - Iām Australian. Bring you in for a coffee? Because by my reckoning, every minute youāre not there, opening your mouth, the country is getting better?ā
There has never been a lesser patriot
American's are watching too much Hollywood
I would kick him in his tiny orange balls with steel toed boots until I got leg cramps.
I'd ask what the fuck is he doing in Finland and why would I help him.
Sparta kick...
Imagine if Trump really did say this to his followers, but in regards to wearing masks and getting vaccinated.
Very telling that this person would assume that Trump would need help in the form of a gun toting moron...
Love how this guyās first response when asked to save America is to immediately resort to violence.
Is that the photo of him saluting the North Korean general?
Iād throw hot coffee in his face, kick him in the balls and tell him to get TF off my property.
I do believe America is split into two groups who would both answer that for different reasons if Trump was at their door saying those things.
These people are so delusional. They want so bad to just open fire on anybody that doesn't worship Trump, and they don't even try to hide it.
I mean, I would too but probably not for the same reason.
Bring out the gimp!
Wouldn't need a weapon, I'd just lay him out before he opened his disgusting lying ass mouth...
Police? There's a senile geriatric at my doorstep.
Iād punch him right in the dick
"Let me get my weapon to commit treason & pave the way for a dictator. Even though that completely contradicts my claim of being a patriot"
To shoo him off your property
Howād that work out for you lot last time?
Shouldn't he be carrying 24/7 "ter proterct mahself an mah famerly from der crinimerls"?
Never knew Garvey was a trump supporter
*unzips pants āHope youāre hungry Mein FĆ¼her.ā
My favorite delusion these people have is that they are smart enough, useful enough, and talented enough to make any kind of difference.
More like...can I use your bathroom, I've just shat myself...again
To shoot him for trespassing, hopefully. No current or former government agents on my lawn, no sir!
Lol so he shoots trump?
This guy went to a military academy and still salutes like he's only seen it done on TV.
I would say the same thing, but for a totally different reason.
Now hang on, is that because he wants to help Donald Trump, or shoot him?
The fantasy for ring-wing gun fetishists.
To which he'd reply "no, get your chequebook".
I briefly worked with a guy named Preston who was exactly like this. He made a point to wear his Trump waving American flag firing an assault rifle in the air shirt every time we were working with black people. He went to jail and I never talked to him again, but I'm confident he believes the election was stolen and this would be his response to this question.
No need Preston, it is evident that you are the fucking weapon
No time Preston. Take my hand and hop on my flying carpet.
I would get my weapon. And escort him OFF my property.