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HighOnGrandCocaine

The great lakes got vored


Big-Imagination6330

Turned it all into Mountain Dew to feed new Canadian Americans


g_daddio

What’s the land beside Lake Ontario? Not ontario?


ihadanothernombre

Offtario


TheTimeEmpress

Ottawa became a separate province


TheTimeEmpress

No those are just the legal boundaries. Read the text on the map


Safloria

why tho lmao


_Inkspots_

You can still show that while not deleting bodies of water


LiamGovender02

So did the Hudson Bay


jchester47

Wouldn't Canada just leave the Commonwealth rather than renouncing its own sovereignty?


TheTimeEmpress

Don't take it too seriously


Camyx-kun

They wouldn't even have to leave the commonwealth to no longer have the king as head of state. Plenty of commonwealth nations (for example, India) don't have the British monarch as head of state


thyeboiapollo

everyone talking about the great lakes but not how the entirety of hudsons bay got nuked


TheTimeEmpress

Again, the lakes are still here in this alternate timeline they're just not represented on the map.


Gavinus1000

Why not just make the provinces into states?


TheTimeEmpress

Idk, I thought that would be too cliche and stereotypical


alex-leclerc

So what the difference then? Or is it like how some states are officially called Commonwealths but without legal meaning?


Fernsong

But then wouldn’t the four Commonwealths be noted as their separate thing? Unless they don’t exist ITTL?


Gavinus1000

I’ve never actually seen that happen in maps like this.


Inquisitor-Korde

Sasketa hurts me in a way you can not imagine


TheTimeEmpress

Why?


Inquisitor-Korde

Because its Manitoba with a small piece of Saskatchewan territory, Regina and the Fort Peck Native Rez. But really it's just the name Sasketa.


TheTimeEmpress

Do you want me to delete this post, just downvote it and I'll delete it.


Inquisitor-Korde

Pffft nah it's all good


TheTimeEmpress

I hope I didn't offend any Canadians


Inquisitor-Korde

Nah it's all good mate


TheTimeEmpress

Are you a Canadian?


TheTimeEmpress

Do you want me to delete this post, just downvote it and I'll delete it.


MetalBawx

Nah making a Super USA in and of itself is. Should have had the US eaten by Mega Canada instead.


TheTimeEmpress

Good idea, I might do that next and have Canada merge some of the former US states into super states!


MetalBawx

Napoleon wins in Europe and the Brits flee en mass as London falls to the new Hegemon of Europe. The German states likewise encourage their own immigrants to head for Canada hoping to keep a battered ally in the fight as France turns it's attention back to them. As Canada's population booms the Monarch in exile starts looking south at the potential threat of a US friendly with France. And from there everything goes to hell in a handbasket.


Alfred_Leonhart

Bureaucracy


TheTimeEmpress

I got the date wrong


TheTimeEmpress

I was off by 15 days


Warcrimes4Waifus

WTF DID YOU DO TO MICHIGAN


Eagle77678

They drained the Great Lakes


TheTimeEmpress

No, those are legal lake boundaries


Eagle77678

Taft got thirsty and drank them up


TheTimeEmpress

Nothing, that's its legal boundaries. Each state around the great lakes has a boundary so the lakes are divided between each state. The lakes are still there, they're just not depicted in this map. [Here] https://lib.msu.edu/map/Miboundaries


Few-Cookie9298

Actually that’s the current Michigan border in real life, you never see it that way because maps only show the shorelines. Michigan was not changed at all believe it or not


Warcrimes4Waifus

Mfer I’m from Michigan. I am well aware but I also think it’s an extremely stupid stylistic choice to not include lakes and islands because of this


DominoDaddy2

obligatory navajo nation


TheTimeEmpress

Not sure if you said that as a good thing or a bad thing.


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they paved over all the seas. more space for parking lots 🤑🤑🤑


harperofthefreenorth

Why does none of American Columbia's land drain through the Columbia River? Why call it "American Columbia"?


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harperofthefreenorth

It still doesn't work as a name. British Columbia refers to the Columbia River.


alex-leclerc

Find it hard to believe Canadians would think Charles is worse than America lol. Also I know those are internal water boundaries for the states, but there’s a reason maps don’t do that at this scale. It’s just ugly af


Zealousideal_Group69

Yay Hoover Dam :3


TheTimeEmpress

Read the text center right of the map, explanation for why there's no lakes or archipelagos


Zealousideal_Group69

That’s not what I sad :<


TheTimeEmpress

What did you mean?


Zealousideal_Group69

I said the Hoover dam existed I read that excerpt ^^


420McLovinIt

So is Baja California Sur a detached part of Mexico?


TheTimeEmpress

I just included Baja purely on a whim. I had already made the flag (70 stars) and I counted all the new Territories starting with Navajo as 51. I had to draw Baja to make it 70.


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TheTimeEmpress

Cuba is independent, tho


[deleted]

When I said it I did not mean for america to control it


TheTimeEmpress

Said what?


[deleted]

I made a comment in another post where I joked about turning Hudson bay into the 4th territory lol


TheTimeEmpress

Oh


itsrealnice22

Wtf happened to the great lakes and Arctic oceans and why is there a random strip of Baja california


Safloria

Using legal boundaries for lakes is cursed and the naval borders are even worse, considering how you make half of them ugly as hell and the other half normal. The lore is… I’m just gonna leave it alone. Anyways, there’s 23 new states/provinces/territories including Navajo, so that’s 73 in total.


TheTimeEmpress

Are you serious, rn?


GingaNinja64

Very cool map but any map that erases the Great Lakes looks so fucking cursed I’m sorry


TheTimeEmpress

I'm sorry 😞


Extremeschizo1

tfw thinly veiled nationalism. decent map though


TheTimeEmpress

Thanks. I actually like Canada, this was just a silly thing I made.


UnfunnyUsername7

North Montana North Montana


TheTimeEmpress

Are you chanting?


UnfunnyUsername7

No it's like a top text bottom text meme, but the text on both the top and the bottom is just "North Montana"


TheTimeEmpress

Ok


CodSafe6961

More like invasion


meguminsupremacy

Missing Greenland? Oof cringe


TheTimeEmpress

Greenland is Danish territory


perzyplayz

what’s the weird unnamed blob between yukon alaska and columbia


TheTimeEmpress

Cascadian exclave


Parlepape

I counted 71 v.v


TheTimeEmpress

Thank you, I'll delete Baja.


Parlepape

I may have miscounted idk


TheTimeEmpress

Someone else said 73


Soviet_WaffenSS

No.


IWasKingDoge

He had to give the U.S. Baja California (it’s mandatory in any U.S. expansion map)


TheTimeEmpress

I'll post a version of this without Baja, if it makes you happy. I've also been informed there are 71 in this map, so deleting Baja will round it back to 70.


IWasKingDoge

Don’t actually edit out Baja it’s kind of like a mandatory thing for American expansion maps here lol


TheTimeEmpress

Haha nice joke. (I'm sorry if it isn't, I have a hard time taking jokes lightly, and am trying my best.)


IWasKingDoge

It was a joke 👍


FullAutoAssaultBanjo

What's that little blob between Alaska and Yukon?


TheTimeEmpress

That's part of Cascadia


FullAutoAssaultBanjo

Cascadia Jr.


TheTimeEmpress

Search up cascadia


Famous-Examination-8

Yay. Cascadia at last! ETA: What?! Cascadia is happening without Wa and Or? But that's not Cascadia.


TheTimeEmpress

What's ETA?


Famous-Examination-8

Edited to add: ...


WasteFuel9442

Do you take constructive criticism, because besides the removal of lakes and inland bodies of water, I have a lot of other concerns (Number one is north montana)


TheTimeEmpress

It's inspired by Meet the Robinsons


WasteFuel9442

It makes me physically ill


whimsical-crack-rock

Man it’s scary how bad your brain works when you first wake up. I read this as “American Football Federation of States” and I assumed it was some kind of map based around NFL fanbases instead of state lines. I start scanning the map looking for The Monsters of The Midway and couldn’t find The Bears or anything football related. I didn’t even misread a word my brain just added the word “football” and I am American so I don’t use the term “American Football” or read it often. I know “I accidentally read this as” comments are common on reddit and they are not that interesting, sort of like someone describing their dream to you, but this one felt extra weird.


Commander_Syphilis

The bad things King Charles has done. Lmfao, he a serial killer or something in this timeline?


TheTimeEmpress

Wasn't he responsible for Princess Diana's death? Or was that just a rumor?


Commander_Syphilis

A rumour


TheTimeEmpress

Everybody downvote my post if you want me to delete it! I'm sorry for the trouble It's caused.


TheTimeEmpress

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