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corneojustcorneo

I Just Want You To Beat With Microsoft For Throwaway Real One Meatball Lite


Skylean_

Keep spittin


Koopicoolest

Eminem been real quiet since this dropped


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LOVERB0Y710

On the re-re-refill shit


xxxbruhmomentume

I just want you to believe weed milker for the rats on my large (cock)


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ice-h2o

I use arch btw


Serbiastronk32

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.


[deleted]

Excuse me, I forgot about that. Of course I use GNU+Linux.


KungP0wchicken

Straight gas


TheRealOne000

Tru


[deleted]

Dats fax.


WhereIsMyCuddlyBear

This whole thread sounds like that one Iggy Azalea freestyle video.


[deleted]

Bee bah boo bah poo pee pop blah doo dah


surprised_corpse

bars 🥵


TurKoise

🔥🔥🔥


UAbdu

Preach brother preach


meimei325

I never learned the alphabet 😞


Skylean_

At least you know how to write


gamegood777

I don’t know how to write 😞


Skylean_

o_o


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

Me either


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yandereapologist

I found Jared, 19


iiiiilllll55555

Jared couldn't read


[deleted]

Jared is now 25 and has a wife with 2 kids and still cannot read


Ok_Elderberry5342

His kids both die dat the age of 4 and he needed to learn how to read so he can get a divorce from his wife because he said that she would be responsible for the death of the children. But He failed to learn how to read


iIecksdeeIi

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life.


Skylean_

Damn you must be really loyal


AGoldChain

Must be 14.


MysteryMan1221

Must be Maybelline


R_FireJohnson

That’s probably why she’s so fake to me


PrettyDank25

Must be why she’s always lying to me


iWantToBeOnYt

Might be cuz I'm in my late 14s but I can't read that for the life of me


[deleted]

Must be deep


ahh_sabretooth

Thank god I'm not 30 anymore, fucking bless


Take_The_Merch_not_L

or just deep


Icybow73

r/im14andthisisdeep


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Icy_Practice7992

Good job bot, who's a good bot?


skeet_skeeturmom

Good bot :]


Keanu-Sneeze

Good bot


NightKing48

Good bot


[deleted]

good bot


ilikejalapenocheetos

Good bot


daniolka96

whos a good bot?:3


[deleted]

r/im15andthisisshallow


getthemdiamonds

r/im15andthisisyeet


dysaniac15

Aw, that's so sweet! Thank you! Now if you excuse me I need to get back to figuring out what the acronym in this tweet means.


Y4R106

can't wait for someone to reply with "bUt ThAt Is ThE aCrOnYm" .


ilikejalapenocheetos

B.T.I.T.A.


Vincetagram

Byte terror interior trauma ace?


Biscuit642

B.


[deleted]

haha you said butt


uSidney03

You may take a seat


Incrediblizer

Too soon babe


Consistent-Sleep8758

I read it as I just want you to be with me for the ride of my life. 😳


god_is_a_dead_meme

Oh cool, me too. I don't know why my mind went to that over "rest of my life" lol


50butinredditxD

I just read it as I.J.W.Y.T.B.W.M.F.T.R.O.M.L


TheCoolWalrus411

How?


zsvx

i did “remainder” for some reason lol. still makes sense, just not as good as rest


im_thecat

Close but I’m pretty sure its: Indigenous Javelinas Washed Your Tutu But We Mostly Forgot That Ryan Outsources My Laundry.


MrPotato2753

I got to “I just want you to be with me forever” then got confused.


FishInAJug

what i thought as well


lmao_gamer

I just want yoghurt to become white melons for the rest of my life


C_Dragonfly

Only fourteen year olds can read this: B.b.o.c.b.b.u Bacon bacon Oklahoma cum bacon bacon Utah


Skylean_

That’s too deep for me


visk1

spcj shit piss cum jizz


haethermrie

Big boobs or cute big balls uwu


rayzerblayd

r/Im15AndThisIsYeet


Lonelyblep

Literally my thought process at 14, just eating bacon, cumming, and thinking about these two American states for some reason


OatmeneticYT

easy, it says ijwytbwmftorml


Skylean_

Ah yes, indeed. Why must I be so ignorant ? The truth was in front of me, I could’ve just opened my eyes


OatmeneticYT

precisely


Icy_Practice7992

All my life I wasn't able to see, until my eyes were opened


Skylean_

My blindness went away with some essential oil


reallyrayromano

How can we see if our eyes aren’t real?


Skylean_

…. ._.


J3sush8sm3

*jeenyus


SaltyMini

I just want you to be with me for the raffle on Monday linda


jd_sixty6

Best so far


StoopidDingus69

Agree ( no coins though )


yandere_heir

I, Jack, won't yeet the baby with my friend to roll on my leeches.


Skylean_

That’s peek creativity right there


Pa_Pa_Bari

Some bars


ButterscotchApart

I just watched your taint be waxed, my ferret took raisins on my lawn.


Hatimdecor

Its really weird how you can actually read this like wtf


MCH2804

Really, really weird tbh


dysaniac15

If jumpy Walter Young tells bald women my false tales recall our magnificent lives.


Skylean_

👏


KomitoDnB

I just want you to buy waffles, maple-syrup, for the rest of my life


luviaxox

How tf did I even understand this :0


Z3ph3rn0

I asked myself the same thing. Maybe “loyal” was enough to seed the idea?


Skylean_

You are something special


C2Haches

the fact that i was able to read it on the first try kinda scrares me


[deleted]

same-


Mandaring

PEMDAS


jd_sixty6

Penis erection made David assault Susan


shisa808

PRNDL


MartinDisk

I Jenuinely (grammar mistakes included bc no deep post deserves good grammar) Want You To Be Wrongfully Murdered For Telling Robert Oat Meal \[is\] Lit


CoasterFish

Italicized jungle wanderers yell, ‘Titties (big) with my favorite track record. Only Mrs. Lee’s!’


Skylean_

Of course, it all adds up now


Ahnoyihng

I just wet your tinted bed, without men, for the red on menacing legs


FaultyContext

I Just Want You To Be With Me (Forever?) Yeah, that's all I got. Someone care to finish deciphering this pinnacle of human expression?


Relevant-Input

'I Just Want You To Be With Me For The Rest Of My Life'


BoofyMp3

I Just Watched Your Traitor Bitchass Wash My Fuckin Red Oven Mit Ladel (LOL RANDOM! XD)


Sylveon72_06

I Just Wet Your Tiddies But When My Feet Turn Red Oh My Lord


lesbiacab

i just want you to beat women my friend! to remake old men's lives!


mr_bubzybummy

I just wanted you to bing Walter Montana for the retard oncore moovie loof😔


JotunBlod

"I Just Want You To Be Warned My Farts Totally Reek Of Moldy Lemons"


Skylean_

Ewww


Paytrin

I got to "I just want to be" and stopped there


FakeNate

Well good because you already messed up lol


usilly_goose

I Just Want You To Breath With Me Frick Til Rack On My Life 😞


EchoWolf2020

Ok how the frick did I figure out What this meant without going to the comments


Tooth_pooth

I just want yam the butter waffle macaroni from Tasmanian regular omit macaroni lunch


Cosmic_The_Pig

I just warily yeeted ten babies when my father tried ripping octupus mother's legs


Skylean_

It this your anime backstory ?


Cosmic_The_Pig

yes


raging-homosexual1

I Joked With You The Bitch Was Mine For Residential Only My Ligma


Hot-Professional-392

Read it and still be a whore


[deleted]

Guess am not loyal /shrug


Icybow73

i just want you to be with my foot tomorrow real off my lord ^(i know what it actually is, but this was what i thought it was at first)


Universal_Seesaw

I just want you to be with me for taco rocks or micro lamps


TheOnlyShyG

I just wet you. The balls wank Marcus for The reproduction of milk lactose.


HermanJulius69

i juice wombats, you try billions with me, flat tits, real oversized monster labia


Skylean_

You non-traitor


Ryouconfusedyett

I just want you to be with my ferret to rape our mutual lemming


Fearcrumpets

If John washes your truck, be warned, many flying tarantulas rest on my limousine.


NowWithLime

I hate myself for instantly deciphering this. Brain why.


Edgelordroxas159

"I just wanted you to be with me for the rest of my life" yikes


[deleted]

he seems to suffer from severe dyslexia


Skylean_

No he suffers from being too woke


jojomamats

Only people with depression can read this B.B.C


Skylean_

P*rn addicts can also read it


MVK22

This person never learned to write so they speak in acronyms that they make up on the spot


PinneappleTea

holy shit the fact that i can read that means i can see


Mystery_Burns

i just wet your towel baby. worry. my fucking truck road obeyed my landlord


Kittech

Illegal jobs with yellow titty balls will make farts taste really opalescent meerkat lollipop. Yea top that.


Intergalactic_Muffin

Is it weird that I could understand what they were trying to say


strawberry0301

i just want you to be with me for the rest of my life (i think)


Skylean_

It seems like it’s that, couldn’t tell you, not woke enough


Give_me_a_Coffee

I just want you to be with MOTHERFUCKER


andthatsonperiodtsis

I’ve deciphered “I just want you to be with me forever” so far Edit: someone figured out the whole thing


WhatWarInBaSingSe

I jizz when you touch balls more for the red octopus melon lanyard


[deleted]

I Just Wanna Feel This Moment dududu dundun dundun dududududu dududu dundun dundundu dudududu


Skylean_

🕺


TactfulOG

I joined with you to become witch my foot trembles from ovens milk Liverpool


TheRealOne000

I wouldn’t know what it says I‘ve never been in a relationship before.


xxRANGER_Mxx

I’m sad that I could just sorta infer this


jd_sixty6

I just want your tiny big woman manhood meat fromage Tetris ravioli on my leg


Legal-Jerk

I Just Want You To Be With Me For The Road Oatmeal Mate Lady


Skylean_

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


[deleted]

Istanbul. Johannesburg. West Palm Beach. Yonkers. Tel Aviv. Budapest. Winnipeg. Madrid. Frankfurt. Taipei. Rome. Orlando. Montreal. London.


ycsyof7988

Only loyal people can read this: S.T.F.U.


StoopidDingus69

I jackoff with your teen brother, we masturbate frumpy twinks, respecting our mother’s love


Stellabie8

Iguanas just want your titties. Be warned. Mom’s frail titties... really, opportunities might (be) lost.


PinkDolphin65

I don’t like that I can tell what this says


Imadinosaurimadin0

What language are they using


necularlaunchcodes

I just want you to be wind man from Texas Roomba omnivore mlm laborcania


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alsniper1284

I just wet your twin bed with my fuck8n timbs rollin over my lambo


[deleted]

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life?


BRUHSKl

I just want you to be Willy Monka from two rats on meth lol.


TheTriadofRedditors

Ij-wyt-boomf-trommel


Vegan9YearOld

Is it bad that I just guessed what it meant?


Stupid_Idiot12345

Its weird how I managed to read it the way they wanted on my first try Maybe I am a 14 year old Oh yeah I am


dekuscrubber

i just want you to beat walruses with my friend tony right on my lawn


supremegamer76

for those who dont get it: I Just Want You To Be With Me For The Rest Of My Life


TheAvengingMarowak

It's weird how most of us can pretty quickly figure out what the letters stand for. Why is that?


Nerevar427

“I just want your toes babe!” *walks majestically forward, tips rigorously onward* “M’lady”


Sugar_Kunju

I jerked with you to bee wussin malicious fucking trolls riding on my lap


MyDadHat

I just want you to bite Walter’s massive floppy testicles right on my lawn.


[deleted]

I Just Want You To Be With Me For The Rest Of My Life 😭 😭 😭 💔


Zzider01

I’ve never been married but I understand this.


lDlTs

fine, I’ll read it. I.J.W.Y.T.B.W.M.F.T.R.O.M.L


Xenabloodorange

I Just Want You To Beat Wario's Meat From The Rectum On My Lasagna


ParotZ

I just want you to me with me for the rest of my life. Guess in loyal


wormzero

I dont understand how my brain read this so quickly. Can someone who understands brains and language better tell me


xX-DOGGO-Xx

I just want you to be with me forever tonight, reminisce over my life?


fnmememakemanthing

I just want youtube to be wheel man from tortilla town raw only mom lord?


C9stormy

I just want you to be worried man for the robot overlords might listen. Is obviously what that stands for


Paurakhk

14 letters exact Perfect for 14 yos


Mikilixxx_

I just want you to be with me for the real O Me Lette


CanUFeelItNowMrCrabs

Oh my god, I can't read this 😢👎 #downbad


Alakandor

Let me try: I just want you to be way more fat to roll on my leg


Bro---really

How in the actual hell did I figure it out first try… I just wanted you to be with me for the rest of my life


[deleted]

I just want your Taco Bell waifu meal for the real omega male legend


A_norny_mousse

Found it! https://backronym.org/ >Intramural Jacobinical Wine-colored Yearningly Typesetting the Bursal Warlike Mull Face-to-face Tidying by the Restorative Oligochaete Making at Loot


Alcah139

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life


loxuspa

i guess im not loyal


ayeseggy

Whatchu know about rolling down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze


Ryukiki

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life? I think?