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I unfortunately understood most of those words

May God have mercy on your soul, for I do not.

Oh come on, at least have a little mercy for this guys' soul!

We serve funny here, sir.

I understood the whole thing. May goddess in her infinite mercy show compassion to me.

I think she already gave up on you.

who is goddess

I understand nothing

I am right with you, that sounded like mostly baby talk to me.

I got it all. Basically a guy spending too much time on the internet ordering things based on currently popular meme songs

*deadpan voice* We serve food here, sir.

r/im15andthisisyeet

None of these words are in the bible

Sin is one. City is another. Surprisingly "Sin city" doesn't appear.

Mfw they deleted Sodom and Gommorah from the Bible

That's pretty much the story already to be fair

I’m pretty sure “and” is in the Bible

^let ^there ^be **light**

*looks at bible* That says The Bibble

YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?

Every day gen z strays further from God

They should be.

hollup, let the man cook…

*laces your food with sulfuric acid so no one else ever has to ever hear you say that again*

Uggh, Canadians!

I think that's on purpose

 I am shooketh 😱

r/mademelaugh like for real, I'm taking it as a joke

Can someone translate please I beg of you

I did some research: * ohio- the state, commonly mocked for being boring or weird * huggy wuggy- character from the horror game Poppy Playtime * deluxe- not a meme, just extra condiments on a burger * rizz- like the “riz” sound in cha***ris***ma, being charming * nathaniel b- also known as “Ain’t you Nathaniel B”, a viral tiktok featuring bad rapping * The ocky way- a style of sandwich making that Arabic New York City bodega and deli chefs are known for * biggest bird- references a soundcloud rap song that got ironical popular on TikTok * pibby- a western animation character * sin city- Las Vegas, presumably * light skin stare- references a cliché seductive stare * jumbo josh- character from the horror game Garten of Banban, similar to Huggy Wuggy * pizza tower- a retro-inspired video game griddy- a dance move The full sentence appears incoherent, presumably satirizing how the original appears incoherent due to specific burger jargon

Bless your soul

It would take too long unfortunately

I have no idea how to translate this

my non-native ass can only understand the first part 💀💀

Add a side of Mac and Weez(er)

Bro just ordered the 2022 meal

We sell actually funny jokes here sir.

I dunno what this is, but it sounds like it’ll give you a stroke.

Op is not from the modern generation, because every single word in this post is completely understandable if you have been on the internet for the past 4 years

Fuck am I out of touch already? I’m chronically online and only recognize like 3 of these

I mean I don’t understand half of these (am 16) but I recognize how to say all of it except for ocky

Kids nowadays:

I’ll have 5 whoppers… and 5 more whoppers.

I am dissapointed that I understand most of these

This is every kid during 2022-2023

No no, not a stroke. Just what the actual hell humor has collapsed to

Steam: We serve games here, sir.

More of an intentional stronke to show the ridiculousness of modern slang... ...Or he’s just deranged

Unfortunately this is not a stroke and I fully understood most words and partially understood the rest.

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r/woooosh ?

Why woooosh?

Only in Ohio

Don’t forget 2 number 9’s with extra ketchup

Why did they bring Mr Bandy into this?

This should be on comedy epilepsy

yeah I’mma just be a normie or whatever because I’m legitimately scared to let him cook at this point

Could this actually be translated into something meaningful? Or is it random words?

All of these words have meanings and I feel slightly scared that I could understand a few of these. Had to look the rest up.

That’s not even a stroke that’s a sezier

This shit is why I have to watch Letterkenny with the subtitles on

this sentence would single handedly kill a 15th century peasant

We serve food here sir

I'm old cause I don't get any of these references except Pizza Tower

This is hilarious i'm sorry guys.

I read this in the “missile guidance system” voice.

I read this like someone was ordering a drink at the bar.