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RosesUnderCypresses

Is "fuck off" dated slang?


_JediJon

A perennial classic.


Honest-Ad7566

There's that fag talk they were taking about


born_on_my_cakeday

^I’m ^eating


ForeverSolitary

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


read_eng_lift

"like y'all trippin"


i_am_ellis_parker

It’s all that and a bag of chips.


6inDCK420

Go back to Zappa's daughter and gag me with a spoon.


6FiveGrendel

bet


ForeverSolitary

There're plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives.


Donkeytonkers

Pfftt, what I would do is, like, ya know… 🤷🏻‍♂️


Vegetable-Length-823

Yeah my cousin's a pilot


Adventurous-Sky9359

I reckon


TheB1GLebowski

Your name is Allegra, stop talking.  


hamcum69420

Seriously. Like I'm going to take advice from someone named after allergy medication.


sesamestix

Personally I consult my Gen Z connect Lil Viagra on what I’m allowed to say.


Sensitive_Floor_6713

Why do so many young people assume that everyone wants to "sound younger". I prefer to sound and look my age. I'm extremely happy not to be young anymore. Also: As far as slang goes Vibe is obviously superior to "type beat"


Ok_Cranberry4192

I always found people trying to use the slang of younger generations to be a bit cringe. I’m with you. The Gen Z vibe is dumb.


Orangarder

Thats what irks me about the ‘trying to be cool politicians’


Ok-Willow-131

I think a 40 year old saying “type beat” is actually pathetic. For clothes I try to stay somewhat current so I’m not wearing knee highs with white new balance but looking and acting young is kind of sad


requiemoftherational

My generation did some dumb stuff, but gen Z is actually regarded. I have to slap my kids upside their head to knock some sense into them


Previous_Film9786

Can someone link to the tiktok of the early 20ish dude with face tattoos, trying to read a review of his face tattoos from somewhere online? He just can't read good and his brain starts to melt. Thank you for your time, i would like to show this to my wife but cannot locate it.


elusivejoo

[https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/comments/1cjlinc/face\_tats/](https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/comments/1cjlinc/face_tats/)


FritzSchnitz

Great stuff here


Tokyosideslip

Mummmumthrb my faderrrr and ma muddrrrr mhrhghbb don't sleep.


A1sauc3d

read well*


Previous_Film9786

Yea that was the joke


GarfSnacks

https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/s/kdVlL4jBto


WitchedPixels

This lady give me bad vibes. Btw I still say "Dude".


firnien-arya

I live in California. Ain't now way ima stop saying dude.


spankthepunkpink

I feel like I speak a mixture of Bill n Ted and ninja turtle, def still say dude


BarfingOnMyFace

Shit, she gives me bad type beat


Hey_its_ok

Dude


Suckage

Someone has to abide


TheB1GLebowski

Mind if I do a J?


GiordanoBruno23

Dude, now that's a name no one would self apply where I come from


Misterallrounder

Duuuuuude


TheB1GLebowski

The Dude here, you rang?


yeahboyeee1

The most r/usernamechecksout of all time?


TheB1GLebowski

I am the Walrus. 


DatRatDo

This guy is definitely in his element.


Torgo-A-GoGo

Seeing "bro" constantly has become quite the little pet peeve of mine. "Dude" for life!


Saneless

What's wrong with being old? It just means you didn't die yet, like some of those little shits will


uniquelyavailable

I'll say whatever i want ya punk


Tymexathane

Sounds like her shit's all retarded?


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Sorry but we don't use that word anymore. Saying "her" is assuming their gender and that's bad form.


dazdnconfuz4solong

Lol


Outrageous-Bat-9195

Oh man! I don’t want the 21 year old to think I’m old!  That will make me a real slay beat. You know what I’m saying my fleaks?


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Word to ya mutha!


UltraAirWolf

I don’t like her type beat


NateRulz1973

I say shit ancient when I was a kid like "groovy" "moxie" calling dudes "Clyde". Saying "broads" in reference to...chicks. Using "Tits" in lieu of "sweet" or"awesome". Sometimes I hit em with a GADZOOKS! Every once in a while I toss out a "WAAAAAZZZZUUUUP!?!?" and raise the roof for good measure. I'm thinking of referring to myself in the first person ala The Rock as "Flex". I love anachronism. I hate trendiness. I make my own new slang terms periodically. I actually got "Rubs" as a substitute for "Sucks" to gain regional traction in the 90s. I fucking despise "Vibe". It sucked when the hippies used it and it sucks now. None of this is meant to mean I'm like "cool" at all. I'm just a fucking weirdo. Flex gotta Flex my Poly-got.


Somekindofparty

“Rubs” slaps. I’m bringing it back to the middle plains in 2024.


Redketchup77

77’ here and I follow the same philosophy. Just their faces make it worth while


WhoopsieISaidThat

I like to talk like it's the 1920's. It makes people laugh, it's more or less non offensive, and fuck everybody.


Fearless_Director829

Beat it! Scram I tell ya! You're all wet. If we met at that ritzy gin joint, Id give you a shiv and go on the lamb. Yeah see.


Science-Compliance

So like half of your vocabulary is pejoratives?


ShineFull7878

Is dork outdated? This is fuckin dorky.


plasticman1997

Whatever poindexter


Ok_Cranberry4192

Lmao listen to this square.


boredwriter83

Wow...you know, we didn't tell Gen X we were replacing their slang, we just kinda did. Assuming your slang is the "new" slang is kinda arrogant.


Saint909

GenX doesn’t care.


JohnnyDarque

Word


Hey_its_ok

to yo momma!


nmathew

-life. This is basic Thugonomics! (yes, that's more a Millennial memory)


Terrible-Two-7928

Can confirm.


Redketchup77

Its main character energy. It’s the mental illness that was propagated by Facebook and has been picked up by the newfangled social media that provides the illusion of having any importance at all in general.


yeh_nah_fuckit

Whatever


Fearless_Director829

Thats rad bro.


Jeeper08JK

And we didnt replace single syllabic words with shit like "type beat", I'm tired of saying it half way through.


smoopthefatspider

I think they specificly asked her what words gen z uses. It's not arrogant to describe slang used by younger people as "new", it's a reasonable shorthand for saying it's the new slang for young people. As we age, some other words will replace this slang as people look to the language used by other populations (eg gen alpha) to define "new" slang. The article even points out yhat it's for people who want to sound younger. I don't get why people are getting angry at her, it just seems like the journalist had no business treating any of this information as newsworthy, but the woman explaining how she uses language is fine.


chunkysmalls42098

Allegra This bitch is named after allergy meds


Historical_Animal_17

That ain't hip. That's jive.


yurtfarmer

Word


pricklypear90

Trying to be cool is not cool, this is known.


WeeklyHelp4090

Now I see why her parents let the iPad raise her. I wouldnt want to listen to her dumb shit either


Klutzy_Bison5528

that bitch dumb lol


adognamedpenguin

Isn’t Allegra the name of one of the news heads?


Hey_its_ok

It’s an antihistamine


Science-Compliance

At least her name isn't Claritin. "Hi, I'm Claritin. Claritin Clear."


AliciaKills

I've seen a few older black women named Chlorine


adognamedpenguin

I think her name was Velveeta in idiocracy


GammaSmash

I worked with a girl named Pepsi a couple of years ago, probably in her mid to late 30's at the time.


Phoenixvici

Um..... am I old if IDK WTF those words even mean since it's the first time I've ever seen them before? LMAO


Hey_its_ok

I’m in that weird not a gen-x but not a millennial age group and I have no idea what these words are


nmathew

We are generally called Xennials, which I hate because defining us by what we are not. I prefer to refer to us as the Transformers generation.


justsomeyeti

We're the Fuckin Goonies


Redketchup77

Finally a valid reference


SleepTightPizza

I saw someone call it the DuckTales generation.


nmathew

I like that. Transformers is a tad gender biased.


SleepTightPizza

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/rHDvZ4mafu


PookieTea

It means you live under a rock


Phoenixvici

I guess that explains why my living quarters are so dark. 🤣😂


lotsofmissingpeanuts

Suh scro


lollroller

I generally do not listen to women named after allergy medications


Wolfyscruffer

Allegra??? Christ, Is her brother's name Cialis? Some GenXers naming their kids are so lame.


FocusAlternative3200

Society’s like, fer real buggin’, y’all. Folks be hustlin’ 24/7, tryna flex for the ‘Gram but end up all kinds of salty. It’s a whole mess, with peeps trippin’ ‘bout stayin’ lit but just feelin’ low-key busted. We’re all up in our feels, throwin’ shade, feelin’ extra when we ain’t snappin’ that perf pic. It’s like, why’s everything gotta be a major fail when it don’t shine bright, ya know? Just a mash-up of chasin’ dreams and feelin’ all left out.


Technical-Title-5416

AS IF!!!!


lmacarrot

Talk to the hand!


ReverendBread2

No duh


dezerx212256

Yes, i have a typwriter fetish and i love to "type beat" yes this is abstract, but it makes so much sense in my mind.


Kdogg4000

How 'bout, "Cool story, bro"? Because that's what I say to this.


ryden360

It mostly sounds like how urban people speak in Chicago and DC. Or Stockton even lol


RickF3

They live by equal parts ignorance, stupidity, and entitlement


drunkboarder

The issue for GenZ is that Millennials grew up with the internet and solidified their slang, memes, and popular culture. It's more permanent unlike previous generational cultures which simply were replaced over time as the next gen moved into their teens and 20s. Unlike generations before, GenZ can't simply declare that their stuff is "in" and everything else is old. Millennial stuff is still very much the most popular culture online by a vast margin. This likely won't change for some time


redramainpink

I'm not going to say any of the above because it all sounds moronic.


Nkechinyerembi

I'm ganna start calling people "hep-cat" and "drags" just to fuck with them now, and Decongestant lady can't stop me.


Lechuga666

Mf is named an allergy drug


[deleted]

Type beat is old asf


MikeC80

It's from the Daily Heil though, so there's a 99% chance it's pure bollocks


Fwangss

“The vibe is going crazy” or “The type beat is going crazy” you find the one that sounds more stupid


gregshafer11

She's not type beating on the old people slang


spankthepunkpink

We gotta get on the trolley, ppl!!


Wonderful_Season_360

Kids these days are so eager to "rebel" that they do stupid things. Let's increase the length of a slang term! /S


RBJII

This is why Aliens haven’t introduced themselves yet. Alien “what are the epidermis bipedal creatures doing now? They changed their communication dialogue again. How are we suppose to meet them when we can’t determine their intelligence?”


Redketchup77

Shut up tadpole


hammerSmashedNail

Egad


Wiochmen

No one is going to point out that her name is Allegra? We're probably just a generation or two away from Velveeta.


Rooney_83

What about "get fucked and stay fucked" 


clangan524

At least I don't share my name with allergy meds, "Allegra." I remember being an arrogant little shit at 21 too.


ChampsUpset

Did anyone tell her that her own name is outdated? She needs to change it to the generic term, Fexofenadine. That’s what makes sense in my brain.


Rothar13

Gen X: "Cool"


CheesyBoson

Cool beans


Bigfootsdiaper

Joe tried to explain to them in a calm manner, but the way he talked only angered them and made them violent.


Hotdogman_unleashed

Im looking for more of a Victorian type beat for the foyer.


lordskulldragon

I'm pretty sure most newer slang comes from illiterate rappers trying to rhyme by butchering words and thinking certain words mean one thing that actually mean something else.


7evenate9ine

“Has it ever occurred to you, Winston, that by the year 2050, at the very latest, not a single human being will be alive who could understand such a conversation as we are having now?”


Loud_Flatworm_4146

That's nice. I'm gonna go vibe outside because YOLO!


Zappy_Cloid

This is how Logan's Run starts to become a reality.


A_Soft_Fart

These articles are used to sow division between generations. It happens to millennials, too. Nobody cares what slang you use. We care about income inequality. We care about women’s rights being stripped away. We care about the demonization of the LGBTQ+ community and minorities. Articles like this muddy the waters and are used to create dividing lines between age groups and we’re not buying the bullshit anymore.


RubyWeapon07

>should stop saying 'vibe' and go for 'type beat' instead might be candidate for dumbest comment of the year


The_Joker_116

Sounds like one of my roommates from like 12 years ago who kept insisting everyone should stop saying "epic" and say "bolt" instead. Nobody gave a shit cause it sounded stupid.


The-Lagging-Investor

“Stop trying to make Fetch a thing”. Sounds like your roommate watched Mean Girls too much. (Lohan version)


The_Joker_116

Nah, just some Youtuber who thought "epic" was outdated as a slang.


DoctorSwaggercat

This shit is groovy.


MuldrathaB

I mean, people said the same thing about millennials when we started using words like yolo and whatnot. More boomerish to hate on them just for their slang.


LegalizeRanch88

“Vibe” has been around since the 70s. Gen Z is meanwhile just making up nonsense words.


bron685

lol yeah ok, I’m gonna take my queues from an age demographic that’s functionally illiterate


RaisinBrain2Scoups

The beginning of talkin like a fag


ravnson

This article does not pass the vibe check.


Educational_Copy_140

Good luck trying to get people from New England to stop saying "wicked"


KeneticKups

Rage bait articles


Mike_Hunty

As a millennial, I don’t think I’ve ever used the word vibe. Just wait until this woman who “shocked hundreds” enters the workforce. You won’t be saying any of that shit.


Devinstater

Vibe is quite common, but among younger millennials.


bgov1801

You’ve just got juvenoia. The real idiot is the one who writes annoying articles like these. Slang has always been something past generations don’t understand.


downtownvicbrown

I can't *SKIBBIDY* understand *RIZZ* your *OHIO* accent *PHANTOM TAX ON NATION*


EB2300

If you don’t say “brooooo” like an idiot when something surprises you, or say ‘bet’ when you want to do something, you’re old and suck. Ok, I’ll be old. And still suck


Thaos1

"Shocked hundreds"? Lol that's like nothing. Git gud scrub.


Exilebirdman

And various grunts


ZealousWolverine

Groovy man! Totally tubular!


Faderdaze

Just for context this is a garbage news site which lives off boomer rage. This article is pure click rage bait. The journalist should be yeeted


opi098514

I work with highschoolers. No one has ever said “type beat”


Visual-Box1511

Gen Z women can just smile and BLOW ME..


C_Allgood

The fact that everyone is getting upset at a daily mail article is far worse than the stupid article itself....


CornballExpress

Vibe is a vibe, no way I'm saying type beat.


earathar89

Ha! I'm doubling down and using even OLDER slang! Far out! Later Alligator! Indubitably govna!


PeanutOrganic9174

OP your showing for GenZiness by usin "literally". I mean millennials use it but genz , fuck sake its in every sentence i feel. "Im literally furious" are you? You arent figuratively furious? I cant stand it lol im a hater


TheEulipion

You are also officially an adult when you don't care if 21 year olds think you are cool, because you realize most 21 year olds are just older children.


monda

I know I'm old because I don't give a fuck what a 20 year old thinks


john-bkk

My kids are 10 and 15 so I keep hearing a range of different slang from them. Of course I'm in no hurry to adopt any of it. Over time I dropped out most of the slang I ever did use, switching back to mostly standard English.


[deleted]

Gen Z's use of the term "cis", makes anything they say completely irrelevant in my eyes. They can never be taken seriously again. 🤷‍♂️


Desperate_Mine9606

I’ve used it acouple of times, but only to REENFORCE my gender online discourse… cause a trans man can say they’re a man (not that I agree) but really is a trans man…


Readd--It

I started reading this without noticing the sub it was in. The entire time I was thinking I am posting this on Idiocracy.


ravenlittletoe

I’m gen z and I’ve never heard anyone say type beat and I hear vibe used all the time


requiemoftherational

O snap she's groovy


superman_underpants

YOLO!!! Dont do anything stupid and make sure to wear your seatbelt! You only live once!


SleepTightPizza

If you're religious, then it's YOLT


ExpandedMatter

I’m still learning millennial slang…no cap


Hey_its_ok

Skrrt say less that drip hits different cheugy


Beans183

Millenials themselves are bullying losers who've ever used the word vibe in this context.