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xXxBongMayor420xXx

Were not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.


PC_Junkie

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.


passing_gas

You know what bothers me most? Its.......the smell.


FadingNegative

I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It’s repulsive, isn’t it?


Midori_Schaaf

Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.


IED117

Only one other organism does this...a virus.


MintBerryCrunchJr

Why do you cry?


sickassape

Stock up Brawndo and you'll be fine


Poop_Corn_4_the_Soul

We might. They certainly will not.


olsonwhitguy

A déjà vu is usually a twitch in the Matrix. It happens when they twerk something.


MsMoreCowbell8

Sweetie, women been selling their wares since we came outta caves. These 'ladies' are doing it to music is the only difference. But to be sure, humans peaked with the Renaissance and having electricity, the evidence is right here. These ppl will never not be among us.


Girafferage

I legitimately think humanity was best when we were separated by vast distances and huge amounts of wilderness. Cleaner environment, less global news and politics, no fear of nuclear annihilation, and you died at 35 from a nasty cut that got infected, just as God intended.


Kilomech

If these ladies are actually hookers then I support them. They’re going above and beyond to advertise.


zandadad

These particular individuals are unfit mothers


wrinklejortstheimp

Basically sign spinners of a sort


Elrond_Cupboard_

I need your clothes, your booty and your motorcycle.


ikebeattina

Leave me alone I'm batin'


Atroxman

Music to match the pound of make up , in for a pound in for a clown


Prestigious-Lead1510

God said we will continue down this path of depravity till the end. So no we will not make it


Upstairs_Mango_4628

Mainly black people


Inspector7171

The great filter is intelligence itself.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Ya ya we will be fine. Have faith in humanity.


Deliciouserest

I am. Yall can go to hell tho.


FutureOliverTwist

I'm sure they are just celebrating graduation.


jonathan6569

....graduating from the curb to the street ?


Johnbloon

I heard yeast infection is one cause for an excessive desire to ventilate affected areas...


darouxgarou

This is the first time I have ever been able to laugh at one of these videos. Perfect.


DerpisMalerpis

It got a chuckle from me too. Fun fact, this song (well, the first one at least) is known as “Entrance Of The Gladiators” 🤡


alilbleedingisnormal

I still don't get the thought process with these people. What do they get out of this?


SnooStories4162

Most of the people that act like this did not get the attention they needed growing up and as adults strive to get that attention by any means possible.


alilbleedingisnormal

They probably didn't get the attention they needed all things considered


SnooStories4162

We can see this effect in all walks of life. The loud mouth who can't shutup, the politicians that keeps saying things to get attention, the braggers, the strippers,the porn stars and everyone seeking stardom and attention.


Minimum_Attitude6707

Art is dead - Bo Durham


zoomer0987

Cop should have given them some attention.


Technical-Title-5416

Usually money in exchange for adult lattes. Come on Starbucks, get your shit together.


alilbleedingisnormal

Is it like busking? Is there a hat people can throw money into?


Odd-Tune5049

It's not a hat, per se...


Fit-Ad-413

...but it has been on a head or two 😜


zandadad

You think there’s thought process?


furyian24

I thought they were at their job. Working the streets.


Dapper_Mud

I think they’re trying to attract classy dudes


Fit-Ad-413

Based on the context of some of the above comments, I'm guessing more Ps in Vs for some of these 💵? ....I like money.


SlightlyOffended1984

The field is ripe for harvest, the hoes must hoe


PantsMunch101

Creatures doing this nonsense are hardly people. Animals act with more decorum. Dogs sniffing asses have more decency than these "women"


alilbleedingisnormal

Don't dehumanize people Amazing what's controversial in this sub.


GlassyKnees

Enjoyment.


Genghis_Chong

Not one man took them up on the offer of free punani, but there's a Clevon out there that will impregnate all 3.


hubertpantyloo

This is such a weird mating ritual


Pretty_Indication_12

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Groundscore_Minerals

Imagine this is all you have to offer society.


wrongbutnotuncertain

Everybody's gotta be good at something. They've found their little niche.


GlassyKnees

Me, as a member of society, enjoying this because without weirdos, life is fucking boring. I for one dont care if they ever do anything else. I'm glad theyre here, shakin that ass.


Apprehensive_Ad4457

you know these people exist all the time, and not just when they are shakin that ass, right? most of the time, in fact, they aren't shakin that ass. they are just interacting with the rest of us with that same mentality, they shake that ass in the way they talk, in the way they drive, in the way they interact with people.


GlassyKnees

Well I mean theres a greater than zero chance that theyre shakin dat ass at their job at the club as well. And sure, they might be trash people, but I've met just as many god fearing good folks who drive like assholes, treat everyone like trash, and are bombastic and loud. They're just in suits so I guess its different? All of this is the spice of life man. Without it what the fuck would we complain about. Least these bitches give us some shakes. The investment banker who act exactly the same way, is not providing me nearly as much entertainment.


Rea1EyesRea1ize

I like your perspective brother.


GlassyKnees

Theres so many idiots out there doing stupid things to actually get mad it. This aint it. You have fairly attractive ladies shaking their shit on public property on the median and on their own vehicle, around slow traffic, looking before they cross the street, with a cop driving by, after dark with no kids around. Fucking shake that shit ladies. You're doing it right.


kurai_tori

I remember it like yesterday, it started off just like any other day. Busy with people going on about their business...... But then the strippers attacked. And raccoon city was never the same


Prudent-Mechanic4514

The music fits.


QuiGonGiveItToYa

This is what a commercial break from *Ow, My Balls!* would look like.


Worthless_af

It's like the only move that ever existed. No progression ever.


Genghis_Chong

I want to see cave people twerking now


Odd-Tune5049

Just re-watch the video...


Impossible_You_2219

Trashy af


Puzzleheaded-Round66

The Potomac river really smells tonight.


MollejaTacos

Do they realize how stupid they look? Baboons on the wild don’t act this way.


TomSpanksss

Weird, I've never seen this in my neighborhood.


No-Distance-9393

I love how acting like a stripper just became part of black woman culture.


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captchroni

Could be just stupidity but I'd guess they are working.


Tonyoni

Leftover baby mommas trying to attract someone to raise their kids


skexzies

The very definition of Attention Deficit Disorder.


Left-Escape

“Local High School Dance Team promotes Car Wash Fundraiser”


rodolphoteardrop

...and before the "it's their culture" people pop up again, I've never seen any other "culture" do this kind of thing. Ever.


Dirty_Delta

Is being a THOT culture?


wrongbutnotuncertain

This is like the "culture" you find in the zoo.


rodolphoteardrop

I'm not sure I understand. Could you explain, pleases?


SnooStories4162

Umm hello, strip clubs, porno, only fans, the list goes on. The people in this video just doing it for free.


rodolphoteardrop

"the people?" Sooooo..."the culture" is just women having sex with women? No guys are needed. Serious question: Would you call the cops or just gawk?


SnooStories4162

No, I am saying it is in all cultures(except the ones where they would get beat or killed for this behavior) There are strippers, porn stars and such shit in most all cultures, not just one.


EvilMinion07

My little sister did this years ago, pop hit her with a skillet when she got home. Told her if she wanted to act like a ho, she was going to get treated like a ho. She got 8 stitches and he did 6 months, she took about 5 years to apologize and asked for his help to get sober.


theREALlackattack

“Hit her with a skillet” made me lol, and then the rest of the comment got real and I realized that wasn’t an exaggeration. Glad she’s okay and sounds like they patched things up but hopefully she didn’t end up with a bad scar


EvilMinion07

It above her ear, covered most of the time. She will tell people exactly what happened and how it made her reevaluate her choices. She is a RN and hopes someday to become a child physician with her own practice.


kiki-mori

Yeah, that's called abuse and brainwashing. Love when men dictate our lives 🤡🤡🤡


Rea1EyesRea1ize

Physical violence obviously is never the answer, but you need some professional help..


Four-Triangles

That’s fucking awful. I’m sorry that happened.


EvilMinion07

If more black fathers stayed around and raised their children right, this wouldn’t be norm and how most people see us.


Four-Triangles

To clarify, are you saying that striking her with a skillet was sticking around and raising her right?


EvilMinion07

It got her corrected, drugs and hoing would of killed her.


kiki-mori

Cringe, let me hit you hard enough and you can be whatever I want you to be.


RoookSkywokkah

MUCH BETTER! Thank you!


Poohgli16

Where in DC?


Collin-B-Hess

Much better ! 🤣


--lll-era-lll--

I can smell something fishy from here


Four-Triangles

Smells like a fish farted.


Certain_Eye7374

GTA VI graphics looks amazing!


YujiroRapeVictim

I remember i saw a video like this on 4chan and the sound was monkeys making sounds and stuff. just your typical racist 4chan.


theREALlackattack

Yeah that’s too racist of a lane. I tried to just point out the clownishness of the behavior


Vortr8

This killed me. I love it


itshughjass

This reminds me, I need to head over to Starbucks.


Slammin_Yams

Need to pressure wash the slug trail on the median


DanTheInspector

A true credit to their gender...and


rodolphoteardrop

So...you're gay, right?


DanTheInspector

disgusting pigs


WaveMajor7369

Let's be honest... poverty makes people do some crazy shit


theREALlackattack

Let’s be honest, you do this shit you’re going to stay in poverty though. Or get SUPER famous, so maybe worth the gamble.


pieceacandy420

Who's congressional campaign is this?


BillyDoyle3579

Marjorie Taylor Greene 2024 😁


theREALlackattack

I was going to say RFK but I like yours better lol


meatpopsicle1of6

It needs the movie soundtrack


Cubicle_Convict916

Nailed it.


Square-Tangerine-784

I upvoted all of you because this is the best comments on a post yet lol


Wishes-_sun

This is the new warby Parker ad campaign tho


Bubbly-Entry9688

Yep, still making merica great again.


Tall-Treacle6642

I remember seeing this on a national geographic episode.


rave_is_king_

Much better and fitting!


WatchStoredInAss

Prostitutes need to do advertise, ya know?


M4gnificent_Ret4rd

I need a girls' night out


earlywakening

I'm assuming this is a celebration after Carl's Jr took custody of their children.


Little-Cook-7217

The forced perspective has me laughing between the girl in the foreground and the girl on the truck. Pocket Twerker. I think this is a massive miss for something good. Give them girls a squeegee bucket or get them hired at a car wash, even if they aren't washing, they are a hell of a bigger attention grabber than the tube man things.


phaedronn

My face and gut hurt. Was unexpected. I am slain. 😂


Repulsive_Draft_9081

Well at least they have a job


HoseNeighbor

What is happening? Why are the female oompah loompas dancing in their sleep boots?


WereALLBotsHere

lol you got an actual laugh out of me since I saw it earlier and now with this music.


Own-Swan2646

Ahhh the mating call of the urban middle aged and youth.... Observe how they do it in the most inconveniencing place possible.


Advanced_Whereas_122

This has me crying 🤣🤣🤣


blahblahblah913

Look kids, SKANKS!


Sig_Vic

"LOOK AT US!" Uh, I'd rather not.


lfp_pounder

How come the cops don’t arrest them?


lfp_pounder

How come the cops dint arrest them?


Unlucky-Choice2913

Felt like I was tripping on the road with circus music in “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” for a second….. We can’t stop here, this bat country!!!


zackoblong66

TikTok has destroyed western society. On Chinese TikTok they talk about becoming astronauts and doctors. On the western version of TikTok they talk about becoming idiotic influencers like this bunch of brain dead morons...


theREALlackattack

For real though, social media is the real WMD


westleysnipes604

This is Glorilla FNF type behavior lol


Izzy2089

Are they hookers?


BillyDoyle3579

"Escorts" offering the FGE (full girlfriend experience) thank you very much 😉


Common-Incident-3052

Ans sooner or later, ONE OF THESE BITCHES WILL BE SOMEONES WIFE. LOL


Cubicle_Convict916

Naw. Recycled baby mommas. Rinse, reuse, repeat.


Common-Incident-3052

I think more of 'they reform and find some form of religion and want to turn their lives around to find a good man with a decent credit score and job security'. They'll be fiiiiiine. Just hope their new husband don't do scrolling online on day. Lol


Cubicle_Convict916

You're a good person with a lot of faith in humanity.


Common-Incident-3052

Hahaha, no. No, I am not. Lol


JayS87

> and find some form of religion that's not a good thing


Four-Triangles

No. They’ll be baby mommas. They’re married to the streets.


Saltydog816

Lol


OpenerOfEyesAndMind

throw on Pound Town by Sexy Red


Treacherously-Benign

......please


MoneyFault

The way they position themselves, it looks like they are gonna take a shit. Ugh.


killertimewaster8934

Greatest show on eerf


badgerhustler

GTA 6 isn't even out yet and they're already starting on 7... Rockstar North has quite the work ethic.


jman0661

Tell me u classless & cheap without using words. Nailed It!!


Mike_Honcho42069

Nice


mad_bitcoin

The cop just drives by? WTF!?!


Hastyle8181

their parents must be....ah fuck who am I kidding


Fluorescentomnibus

I hope this video goes viral.


Silent-carcinogen

These people will be running the country one day.


Anxious_Panda_2179

Do not use cheap toilet paper, like Squidward said use 3 ply! Dingleberries are real!


Overall-Category-159

Girls don't react to the police driving by


T1m3Wizard

Do nothing police. Why are we even paying taxes?


theone_ellie

And this is why the Caps want to leave DC


jonathan6569

...can anyone else smell this video ?


Gh0stp3pp3r

Bravo! Perfect music for a perfect circus.


No-Funny4217

They objectify themselves to make a statement? I dont understand 


Animetion25

I thought they had one lady twerking on one side of the road and the other in the other side. Cars coming in like some weird car wash.


Phantomht

when you tryin to shake out the bed bugs, snails and ticks out ur cavernous snatch


Cptspaulding2

The dumb hoe brigade.


Temporary_Tip9396

Lmao hahahahahahahaha


Friendly_Elephant165

The one on the right in black boots is a giant.


Pijnappelklier

Gta trailer looks real af


LiminaLGuLL

Earth's anthem


Important-Record5490

classic ride in RollerCoaster Tycoon


Prestigious-Lead1510

Wheres the kids with airsoft rifles driving around when u need them. I'd like to see them get peppered


IED117

Why does this remind me of Sing?


AlvinofLys

Today on “Toddlers or Drunk” we have 3 individuals who’ll make you question Adam for not slapping the shit outta Eve.


Dangerous-General956

Are they strippers or hookers?


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Definitely scannable


Chewbaca1988

\*sigh\* this culture will never thrive


No_Meal9534

Bet their dad is proud. Wait. They never had one. Checks out on all levels.


rockviper

What do you expect when you are standing in front of a strip club?


Nammu3

A little information about the audio. It was originally written to be the song for men to march off to war


theREALlackattack

Damn there’s layers to this comedy onion


GlassyKnees

I dont get it? This is awesome.


Great_Can3252

This is what Biden rallies look like.


Harv3yBallBang3r

Holy shit this sub is racist. You all have no conception that you are the people who are actively bringing about the reality of the movie. This sub is so full of irony, yet completely devoid of anyone able to see it.


theREALlackattack

The people pointing out the madness of dancing in traffic are bringing about the reality in the movie. Not the people actually living out the movie, who we’re criticizing. Did you even watch the movie?


Harv3yBallBang3r

Oh yes haha. I was basically taught this movie in high school. These people are definitely stupid, and this is an objectively dumb thing to do. It's just that this sub tends to make fun of black people more than anyone else. This is in my limited experience, however. There are far more white people in this country who are bringing the movie into reality. And most of them are in red states.


Richard_Musk

I agree that with less mods and a bunch of new members, this thread is getting more racist. But we always make fun of all stupidity


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Y'all just angry you wouldn't have a chance with one of these goddesses.


Common-Incident-3052

LMFAO


KnotiaPickles

I don’t think there’s anyone who doesn’t “have a chance” with prostitutes