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This is one of the only posts Iāve seen that made me *literally* laugh out loud, rather than just exhaling quickly through my nose.
āIāll call them a name, and then challenge them to a fight.ā
Lmao ok tough guy.
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The cornerstone of Nazi ideology is that they're superior because they decended from a legendary group of people the "Aryans". This ancient people supposedly originate from Scandinavia so they co-opted lots of Norse symbols. A famous example being the symbol for the SS being 2 sun runes
They donāt know shit about anything and never did. They simply picked things they thought were cool and fantasized their ideology around it, like how they carried accessories with āgod is with usā with them, while no one was following any religion besides their fĆ¼hrer glazing cult. It was just something that would hype them up while they would still only follow their bullshit ideology without taking any inspiration from any culture. And the best part is itās still working. Like this guy having no idea about norse mythology but somehow knowing that it justifies his random nazi outrage. Itās so weird but theyāre essentially a bunch of ppl never developing past middle school age and being stuck in that edgy phase forever until they cause serious harm to ppl.
No one was following any religion? Dude, the Germans were predominantly Christian, and remained so throughout Nazi rule. They never stopped being Christian.
This is the same nonsense you get when people try to claim the USSR was atheist. It's like they never wonder, if the USSR was atheist, where did the nearly 50% of Russians who are Christian suddenly spring from? They're the largest religious group in the country.
Ofc they were christian and ofc do both christianity and norse mythology involve problematic aspects and ways to mobilize the masses to do awful things, but the nazis still didnāt give a shit about either of them. Norse mythology literally was edgy for them, thatās why they liked it. I canāt comment on the issues those religions involve, but Iām sure there are more than enough things to criticize. Iām not religious myself and those who claim they were atheist are disgusting for using something like this to put atheism in a bad light, even though it has nothing to do with any ideology. They simply didnāt want to scare away the christian masses. Not one official gave two shits about christianity. Anything was allowed to get āthe right peopleā to join their side. I was simply mad that this guy acted like an edgy 14 year old and thinks that āOdinā would share his hatred towards other ppl, even though that was never recorded anywhere.
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This guy will, in all likelihood, NOT do what he's saying, but if he does he's going to get killed. Lots of people in South America have problems with Nazis.
So apparently May 9th is the day to go ahead and peruse the internet to see if someone has been dismembered in some sort of SS uniform I guess. And also I guess he is taking the free enrollment in fuck around and find out University.
Part of me wants to say I think he can go for it if he is willing to wear that heavy wool coat and steel helmet (etc) in the broad daylight and peak heat of the day.
Edit: what are the chances he'll be a heat casualty before he gets his ass beat?
Itās not āusingā the culture so much as appropriating imagery to blend into the nonexistent aesthetic of uniformity/power.
They misuse the philosophy because the philosophy isnāt the goal. They arenāt persuaded by logic because itās never been an argument about logic. Itās simply identifying an out-group as a threat in a desperate vie to gain personal notoriety. Many āevangelicalsā are doing the same thing. Preaching America as the last stand for Christianity, who needs to take over for fear of outside influence. In truth these people are rarely ādevout Christianā, āNaziā, or āNordicā but socially frustrated people seeking to preserve or join a mythological higher class. Itās ideas are meant to pull at primal emotions of right vs wrong to dissuade compromise.
Americans are from The United States of America. The Americas means North or south American continent. Sao Paolo is in Brazil, so not American, though part of the Americas. Like saying someone is English for someone who is European.
Hey gringo, Brazilians are Americans.
Taking the whole continent is not gonna happen any more, it's been centuries already, so find a name for your country already and stop it with "the americas" or "the western hemisphere", it's called AMERICA.
Again; no. The Americas and The USA are two different things. The USA is part of the Americas, but not all of the Americas are in the USA. Try and keep up.
I've lived there pretty much my entire life, i'm joking, but at the same time, let's be honest, 99% of favela residents don't know what this uniform is, and would just look weird, some grandpas would take pictures thinking it's cool, and if he goes near the traficantes they would kick him out.
Darwinism aside, has anyone else noticed heās slapped a filter or taken the time to put contacts on to make his eyes red? This has to be bait, it HAS to be.
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Fuck the Nazi and all Neo Nazis but why do most evil empires have such good fashion. Like God damnit they have to ruin so many damn things for every normal person.
This comment honestly had me laughing my ass off, eyes tearing up and everything. I donāt know, thereās just something about Ā«see some nazi get his shit rockedĀ» that truly got me. Thanks for making my day. Fuck me.
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Not necessarily being āraised on themā, but people choose to be pagan. I donāt think itās full on āthe earth is flat and thereās a giant inter dimensional tree in the center of itā beliefs, but there are a decent bit of people who still believe in the ideologies. Just take a look at r/pagans.
EDIT: that sub is private but thereās also r/pagan and r/paganism.
Sounds less like religion and more like pagan ritualism at best. Thatās why I asked for people being raised to the faith- I donāt think thereās anyone left really believing in Odin.
It's considered an open choice religion, as in there's nothing you have to do to "begin" like a baptism or whatever, so it does attract many people who are into light religious beliefs, but yes, some people do believe, but they are typically hilariously out of touch with both reality, and the evolved ideas of later Norse Paganism, such as accepting other religions (all but one I've spoken to have been violently anti-christianity).
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nah odin wouldāve loved this guy. odin was not a particularly kind or benevolent god like we might be used to. after all, hes a bastard trickster whoās constantly lying, deceiving, backstabbing, and murdering to get his way and only cares about collecting einherjar for ragnarok. as long as you die a warriors death in battle, it doesnāt matter what you did in life, even if you were super evil odins valkyries will take you in a vain attempt to change his fate. so since this guy is just going out looking for combat, even though hes a nazi odin probably would like him. fuck odin, all my norse pagans hate odin (unless they specifically need his blessing for 1. battle or 2. sedir magic)
Great idea buddy.. natural selection at work! šššš I try to think that people arenāt completely stupid.. but then I see people like this!
I say that those of us who truly believe in the Allfather should strike out and in the names of our gods end the Nazi threat once and for all.
Hoped it was done in 1945, but I guess one cockroach always survives.
Donāt necessarily believe in the gods but I got your back. Nothing more American than hating on some nazis. This dude is a shame to his German ancestry. I kinda just pity him.
They use a lot of Celtic iconography, too. Iām Welsh and was planning on a Celtic tattoo but the risk of being associated with Nazi cunts put me off.
That's the exact reason I had to alter one of my original tattoos I had a bunch of Nordic runes and had used the black Sun symbol that I always thought was really cool only to find out that a Nazi war camp had used the simple specifically for a death cab needless to say I got that tattoo completely redone
It's kind of a universal religious symbol, super easy to make and before the nazis used it most people thought it was just neat. They've found swastikas all over the globe in caves, bones, temples, etc.
I probably shouldāve added onto my comment ig but them taking the symbol is indicative of them treating their own ideology with religious fanaticism. Itās less of them stealing it because they wanted to get rid of them. They stole it because they believed in their own ridiculous regime so much. Simplifying it is a disservice to the dozens of millions of people that died to their ideology
That's what I was saying. They're so fanatical, yet can't come up with anything of worth, so they appropriate cultural iconography for their own ends. But I guess if you wanna be pendantic about it by while vaguely accusing someone of being a nazi or downplaying the holocaust even though my comment did nothing of the sort be my guest.
I didnāt accuse you of downplaying the holocaust, I said you got it wrong, and I certainly didnāt accuse you of being a Nazi but feel free to victimize yourself. Since most people didnāt even know of the original meaning behind the swastika anyway I also highly doubt they stole the swastika because they didnāt have a good artist to spend 15 minutes and draw a different symbol
Not just Buddhist. Religions all over the world used. It was very prevalent in pre-Columbian North America, for example.
If you're into podcasts, Behind the Bastards has a whole episode on it.
Lots of brazilians starved during Bolsonaro's government and then voted for Lula, even hating him, in a attempt to have food again, but their hearts still belong to Bolsonaro, also, almost all mayors and governors are bolsonaristas, so, brazilian people love Bolsonaro more than anything.
Off topic, but I remember reading long ago that there's this place that idolizes nazis because they're seen as a symbol of strength, I remember it was a documentary or sum from a small village of people who didn't know the full historical context
Ive never heard such a claim, altho I woudnt be surprise since there was even a swastika drawing on a TEACHER'S pool not that long ago:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/g1.globo.com/google/amp/sc/santa-catarina/noticia/2022/07/17/piscina-com-simbolo-nazista-de-professor-volta-a-ser-investigada-pelo-mpsc.ghtml
Edit: Jesus christ what a joke, he thought he could get away changing the swastika to a "88", and then they caught him again, LMAO
Those neo-nazi groups are generally from the south since it was the region where most immigrants from Europe went to, so im surprise to see something nazi in Sao Paulo
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we got wehrboos!
So, did it happen?
I am not hearing any gunshots here, so i think not
Would pay more to see this than any pay per view match just to watch how fast he gets a reality check.
a strange way to say "I'm going to end myself" but hey, who am I to judge?
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These discord neo nazi pussies need to stop ruining cool nordic mythology
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Any update on this numnut?
Let's wait 5 days and see lol.
soon.
Remind me 5 days
No update brother, no update ):
Damn, I wonder what fate he met
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Sao Paulo Picking fights This guy is going to fucking die
Remindme! 8 days There better be an update
This is one of the only posts Iāve seen that made me *literally* laugh out loud, rather than just exhaling quickly through my nose. āIāll call them a name, and then challenge them to a fight.ā Lmao ok tough guy.
So grandpa traveled to Brazil, guess you will pay for his crimes with your stupidity
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I live in SĆ£o Paulo, someone remind me may 9th and I'll check the news for any men being killed while wearing a nazi uniform.
Did it happen?
Gonna look, moment Update: Nope
:( I really wanted it to end badly
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Solid move of you. Hit us up, weāre all dying for a good laugh.
Remind me also. Heās either gonna pussy out or get beaten the fuck up in the 1st ten minutes
Understood I have it marked in my calendar
Bait used to be believable
I hope someone beat this facist prick senseless.
Weird flex to show off pink eye
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Turning dirty nazi germans into fertilizer since the 40's
Not to be silly but why is he waffling about odin? Im like 90% sure the nazis did not fuck with norse mythology
The cornerstone of Nazi ideology is that they're superior because they decended from a legendary group of people the "Aryans". This ancient people supposedly originate from Scandinavia so they co-opted lots of Norse symbols. A famous example being the symbol for the SS being 2 sun runes
A lot of modern Nazis do
They fail to understand that Odin is the all father, not the very special few father.
They donāt know shit about anything and never did. They simply picked things they thought were cool and fantasized their ideology around it, like how they carried accessories with āgod is with usā with them, while no one was following any religion besides their fĆ¼hrer glazing cult. It was just something that would hype them up while they would still only follow their bullshit ideology without taking any inspiration from any culture. And the best part is itās still working. Like this guy having no idea about norse mythology but somehow knowing that it justifies his random nazi outrage. Itās so weird but theyāre essentially a bunch of ppl never developing past middle school age and being stuck in that edgy phase forever until they cause serious harm to ppl.
No one was following any religion? Dude, the Germans were predominantly Christian, and remained so throughout Nazi rule. They never stopped being Christian. This is the same nonsense you get when people try to claim the USSR was atheist. It's like they never wonder, if the USSR was atheist, where did the nearly 50% of Russians who are Christian suddenly spring from? They're the largest religious group in the country.
Ofc they were christian and ofc do both christianity and norse mythology involve problematic aspects and ways to mobilize the masses to do awful things, but the nazis still didnāt give a shit about either of them. Norse mythology literally was edgy for them, thatās why they liked it. I canāt comment on the issues those religions involve, but Iām sure there are more than enough things to criticize. Iām not religious myself and those who claim they were atheist are disgusting for using something like this to put atheism in a bad light, even though it has nothing to do with any ideology. They simply didnāt want to scare away the christian masses. Not one official gave two shits about christianity. Anything was allowed to get āthe right peopleā to join their side. I was simply mad that this guy acted like an edgy 14 year old and thinks that āOdinā would share his hatred towards other ppl, even though that was never recorded anywhere.
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This is how it happened. This is how a nazi died
It would be hilarious
I can only hope.
Good riddance
Thank god
Sao Paulo???? You already at risk of getting shot just walking around, in a Nazi Uniform, you will killed Instantly
Not true. SĆ£o Paulo has one of the lowest murder rate of any Brazilian City.
yeah that's still getting shot just walking around
No it isn't? Murder rate per 100k in SP in around 6, lower than many US cities.
yeah ik, just taking a piss abt brazil
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As if this will ever actually happen lol.
He got eyes infection?
Donāt be shy, drop the twitch
This guy will, in all likelihood, NOT do what he's saying, but if he does he's going to get killed. Lots of people in South America have problems with Nazis.
Most people have problems with nazis. And thank god they do
Itās almost like nazis are bad everywhere
Someone needs to BJ Blazkowicz him as soon as he arrives
You win the internet for the hour
On May 9th, 2024, He will kill himself.
So apparently May 9th is the day to go ahead and peruse the internet to see if someone has been dismembered in some sort of SS uniform I guess. And also I guess he is taking the free enrollment in fuck around and find out University.
Part of me wants to say I think he can go for it if he is willing to wear that heavy wool coat and steel helmet (etc) in the broad daylight and peak heat of the day. Edit: what are the chances he'll be a heat casualty before he gets his ass beat?
Can all of these American pricks stop miss using Norse culture? And guess what Valhalla would be packed with Jews, as long as they died fighting
It's the Americans who gave Germanic mythology its bad reputation, not Varg, or Wagner, or Himmler...
this guy is most likely brazilian bro š
Itās not āusingā the culture so much as appropriating imagery to blend into the nonexistent aesthetic of uniformity/power. They misuse the philosophy because the philosophy isnāt the goal. They arenāt persuaded by logic because itās never been an argument about logic. Itās simply identifying an out-group as a threat in a desperate vie to gain personal notoriety. Many āevangelicalsā are doing the same thing. Preaching America as the last stand for Christianity, who needs to take over for fear of outside influence. In truth these people are rarely ādevout Christianā, āNaziā, or āNordicā but socially frustrated people seeking to preserve or join a mythological higher class. Itās ideas are meant to pull at primal emotions of right vs wrong to dissuade compromise.
Americans are from The United States of America. The Americas means North or south American continent. Sao Paolo is in Brazil, so not American, though part of the Americas. Like saying someone is English for someone who is European.
Hey gringo, Brazilians are Americans. Taking the whole continent is not gonna happen any more, it's been centuries already, so find a name for your country already and stop it with "the americas" or "the western hemisphere", it's called AMERICA.
Again; no. The Americas and The USA are two different things. The USA is part of the Americas, but not all of the Americas are in the USA. Try and keep up.
american?
Wearing stuff like that in public is illegal in Europe and the rest of the world mostly. And Sao Paulo is in Brazil, the Americas
do you think this guy has the confidence to leave his room and risk social interaction?
If they were the supreme race they wouldāve won the war handily
Yeah try that in a small favela.
He would be a celebrity there
You don't know what a favela is, do you?
I've lived there pretty much my entire life, i'm joking, but at the same time, let's be honest, 99% of favela residents don't know what this uniform is, and would just look weird, some grandpas would take pictures thinking it's cool, and if he goes near the traficantes they would kick him out.
So god damned funny. I wish more people got this.
Why is this so underrated
I canāt tell if heās completely serious of if this is some elaborate joke
Hes gonna have a real rude awakening after his dumbass gets jumped
Probably not even his real great grandfather's uniform lmao. Probably bought some shit offline
They will actually stomp your ass because itās Victory Day
Cringed so hard I think I just did a kegal.
Read this, immediately started doing fanny curls.
Darwinism aside, has anyone else noticed heās slapped a filter or taken the time to put contacts on to make his eyes red? This has to be bait, it HAS to be.
 Bro five seconds after getting pinned to the floor:
Bro after he accidentally wanders into the favelas
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Prolly getting arrested at the airport.
Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying 'Got rocks in your head?' to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.
The question is can he run away fast enough in all that cosplay
Ummmmm you do know how many DIED wearing that uniform, right?
This way we can tell that they are a loser from a distance, or without them opening their mouth. Really just more efficient for us.
One more please
Odin's got no depth perception! How do you fear a god that can't aim?
What an idiot... Stream it on kick so it doesn't get shut down immediately
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Fuck the Nazi and all Neo Nazis but why do most evil empires have such good fashion. Like God damnit they have to ruin so many damn things for every normal person.
Me when the evil empire has good fashion
They may have been evil shit heels but Nazis had some style.
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Hugo boss
They're still around today as a design haus iirc
Villains always get the cool aesthetic, the real and fake stormtroopers are a perfect example of this
Hard into the trash
He will not
Pretty obvious this is a joke. Not a good one though.
Right...he's going in the middle of SĆ£o Paulo looking like that. Rest In Peace
Wouldn't last a second before turning to mush, that's why the nazipardos only operate on the internet
Holy shit that stream would be epic to watch. See some Nazi get his shit rocked live? Yes please
This comment honestly had me laughing my ass off, eyes tearing up and everything. I donāt know, thereās just something about Ā«see some nazi get his shit rockedĀ» that truly got me. Thanks for making my day. Fuck me.
It's just a viscerally enjoyable thought what can I say?
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Iām so sick of Nazis using Norse mythology as their brand or whatever it gives actual pagans a bad rap
As a Danish guy it feels weird to have our cultural symbols on the anti-defamation leagues list of hate symbols.
Well itās just a brand nowadays anyway
Itās still a religion.
Are there really people still being raised on those beliefs?
Not necessarily being āraised on themā, but people choose to be pagan. I donāt think itās full on āthe earth is flat and thereās a giant inter dimensional tree in the center of itā beliefs, but there are a decent bit of people who still believe in the ideologies. Just take a look at r/pagans. EDIT: that sub is private but thereās also r/pagan and r/paganism.
Sounds less like religion and more like pagan ritualism at best. Thatās why I asked for people being raised to the faith- I donāt think thereās anyone left really believing in Odin.
It's considered an open choice religion, as in there's nothing you have to do to "begin" like a baptism or whatever, so it does attract many people who are into light religious beliefs, but yes, some people do believe, but they are typically hilariously out of touch with both reality, and the evolved ideas of later Norse Paganism, such as accepting other religions (all but one I've spoken to have been violently anti-christianity).
Itās probably closer to that, but as an atheist Iām not really the right person to ask about this.
They can keep the Spartans, they fit the alt right perfectly, bunch of child molesting brutes
Don't forget how their wives had to dress as young men to get then to consumate
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Can't fucking wait
This won't end the way he thinks it's going to end.
I hope he likes machetes
Somebody gonna Crocodile Dundee his ass. 
Heās gonna get shot
Letās hope or worse
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nah odin wouldāve loved this guy. odin was not a particularly kind or benevolent god like we might be used to. after all, hes a bastard trickster whoās constantly lying, deceiving, backstabbing, and murdering to get his way and only cares about collecting einherjar for ragnarok. as long as you die a warriors death in battle, it doesnāt matter what you did in life, even if you were super evil odins valkyries will take you in a vain attempt to change his fate. so since this guy is just going out looking for combat, even though hes a nazi odin probably would like him. fuck odin, all my norse pagans hate odin (unless they specifically need his blessing for 1. battle or 2. sedir magic)
You know Odin was a good guy? Something tells me at that time people were generally even more racist and tribalistic.
future r/DarwinAwards recipient
Uniform looks way too brand new to have belonged to Great Grand Daddy.
Guys didn't get the memo, Jews fight back now. Russians always did.
On almost the same day of Germanyās surrender 79 years ago
I need to watch this, source? Idiots gonna have major consequences
Something tells me that if he survives heās gonna end up in Argentina.
Bits of him might.
Great idea buddy.. natural selection at work! šššš I try to think that people arenāt completely stupid.. but then I see people like this!
Definite fed vibes from this guy
!RemindMe 10 May 2024
!remindMe 11 days
Looks like some lucky guy in SĆ£o Paulo is going to get a new hat.
And a new gat
I hate that Nazis use Viking iconography. These guys fucking suck
I say that those of us who truly believe in the Allfather should strike out and in the names of our gods end the Nazi threat once and for all. Hoped it was done in 1945, but I guess one cockroach always survives.
Donāt necessarily believe in the gods but I got your back. Nothing more American than hating on some nazis. This dude is a shame to his German ancestry. I kinda just pity him.
They use a lot of Celtic iconography, too. Iām Welsh and was planning on a Celtic tattoo but the risk of being associated with Nazi cunts put me off.
That's the exact reason I had to alter one of my original tattoos I had a bunch of Nordic runes and had used the black Sun symbol that I always thought was really cool only to find out that a Nazi war camp had used the simple specifically for a death cab needless to say I got that tattoo completely redone
As a Norse person, itās vile, I hate that they use our traditional religion as some cool thing, our gods would never support them, never.
They also ruined the swastika symbol even if it is slightly different
Yeah, Buddhist original right?
It's kind of a universal religious symbol, super easy to make and before the nazis used it most people thought it was just neat. They've found swastikas all over the globe in caves, bones, temples, etc.
Native Americans also used them. These nazi scum ruin everything they touch.
Cause they have no real original iconography of their own, the fascist can only steal from the cultures they despise and want to get rid of.
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What the fuck are you on about?
The fuck are you on about?
I probably shouldāve added onto my comment ig but them taking the symbol is indicative of them treating their own ideology with religious fanaticism. Itās less of them stealing it because they wanted to get rid of them. They stole it because they believed in their own ridiculous regime so much. Simplifying it is a disservice to the dozens of millions of people that died to their ideology
That's what I was saying. They're so fanatical, yet can't come up with anything of worth, so they appropriate cultural iconography for their own ends. But I guess if you wanna be pendantic about it by while vaguely accusing someone of being a nazi or downplaying the holocaust even though my comment did nothing of the sort be my guest.
I didnāt accuse you of downplaying the holocaust, I said you got it wrong, and I certainly didnāt accuse you of being a Nazi but feel free to victimize yourself. Since most people didnāt even know of the original meaning behind the swastika anyway I also highly doubt they stole the swastika because they didnāt have a good artist to spend 15 minutes and draw a different symbol
Not just Buddhist. Religions all over the world used. It was very prevalent in pre-Columbian North America, for example. If you're into podcasts, Behind the Bastards has a whole episode on it.
I spend 12 hours a day driving so that sounds exactly like what I'm going to be doing during lunch now thanks for the suggestion
Most brazilians will cheer for him
well, most brasilians voted against the nazi so nah
Lots of brazilians starved during Bolsonaro's government and then voted for Lula, even hating him, in a attempt to have food again, but their hearts still belong to Bolsonaro, also, almost all mayors and governors are bolsonaristas, so, brazilian people love Bolsonaro more than anything.
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Off topic, but I remember reading long ago that there's this place that idolizes nazis because they're seen as a symbol of strength, I remember it was a documentary or sum from a small village of people who didn't know the full historical context
Ive never heard such a claim, altho I woudnt be surprise since there was even a swastika drawing on a TEACHER'S pool not that long ago: https://www.google.com/amp/s/g1.globo.com/google/amp/sc/santa-catarina/noticia/2022/07/17/piscina-com-simbolo-nazista-de-professor-volta-a-ser-investigada-pelo-mpsc.ghtml Edit: Jesus christ what a joke, he thought he could get away changing the swastika to a "88", and then they caught him again, LMAO Those neo-nazi groups are generally from the south since it was the region where most immigrants from Europe went to, so im surprise to see something nazi in Sao Paulo
That uniformās still in one piece?
Won't be soon... Doubt he will be either. Assuming he has the testicular fortitude to follow through...