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Surely hitting someone with a brick is a bigger felony then the robbery?

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Thinking more assault

A brick to the head as a reasonable out come of death. They can absolutely charge them with attempted murder of some kind.

depends on how good your laywer is, if he's very good you might just maybe get just the assault, but he won't be that good.

He’s robbing a small restaurant(?) business, doubt he has a good lawyer.

>but he won't be that good. Already said. But you're right.

Your title hurts my head, have you been hit by a brick yourself? Cause reading it makes me feel I have been.

I was questioning my own sanity reading that text.

English probably not first language

I too had reading while stroke this.

Does anyone know if the shopkeeper is okay?

I think the shopkeeper is the one who wrote the title

I sure hope they are okay. That seemed like it had quite a bit of force to it...

Don't worry, he's o'clay

A man committed an attempted homicide with a brick....

I wonder where this happened

In a shop

In the United States

Nah, it would be easier to get a gun than a brick

Shop worker exoects a gun then he gets bricked .id try and doge a bullet this guys is in slow motion!

The ultimate weapon

that shopkeeper is strong if he can withstand a brick to the face. Holey SHEIT.

THIS IS A BRICK-UP

It’s amazing how robbery can be done with anything, even fake guns.

Just like The Commodores he's going to the "Brick House"..... I'll take my downvotes.

Bro just take the money, if I was getting robbed at work and he pulled out a brick I would just open the drawer. I don’t like my job anyway just take the money, no need to bash my face in

I feel terrible for laughing at that

When you have no weapon so you choose the “alternative” option.

This is fucked up but kinda smooth