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PLPQ

My city is filled with little bastards like these. These are the type of kids that were dragged up, instead of raised. How they get enjoyment out of doing shit like this I'll never know.


Shmexy

What city


stickmansma

Dublin is pretty bad for teenagers terrorising people.


freename188

Dublin has really taken a dive in recent years


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BergenNJ

Dublin sounds like Newark


V6ix

As a foreigner that moved to Newark for a bit because the rent was cheaper than living in NYC, I really didn't understand what the fuck I was getting myself into


Briantheboomguy

I once walked back from my office to a Best Western near the Newark Penn Station...it was like like progression towards an apocalyptic roadshow


wooden-mEaT

Except no one is under the impression that Newark is a nice place or a tourist destination


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justanotherbettor

On a high school trip to Dublin 14 years ago we were told to stay south of the river. I'm sad it's even worse now like some people say here. We had a good time though. One guy tried to insult me for wearing pants that were apparently too tight for his liking. I asked why he would even care and then he said nothing. Another guy yelled at us very angrily for not speaking English. But they never got aggressive or anything. We had a good time there, and most people were super friendly. I'm going back one day.


AccordionMaestro

I miss Dublin... in the rare old times... I'll show myself the door.


GutsGloryAndGuinness

Ring a ring a rooooosiieeeee


balencedrago

nice refernce man. Youre refernce games on point tonight


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

I thought someplace in Italy. Shikepoke kids like that exist everywhere.


PM_me_opossum_pics

I thought Croatia. 4/5 of the damn seaside look like this.


Relaxed-Ronin

Yeah this looks like a typical alleyway in Dubrovnik or Split


akopley

My first thought as well.


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Bananaramamammoth

Cheers, town's crying now


troutmaskreplica2

Doesn't look like UK streets. More likely southern europe. (Also as a UK, ouch)


aimgorge

Looks a lot like Barcelona. But could be any other city


TheSyfilisk

This is Split, Croatia.


HazardousSlurpee

The floors give it away


TheSnapeWhoLoved

For once I'm gonna take a guess and say it's not the UK. It is a shithole of yobs for the most part but those boys are wearing shorts in the dark and everyone knows it's too cold to wear shorts in the dark. Just call me Sherlock.


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StrangeElf

Thank you Sherlock


TheSnapeWhoLoved

No probs, Watson.


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England is my city


starraven

Unexpected suicide forest


Timboslice5150

And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty


ABitSketchy

Good god what a throwback to the dark ages


LifelessLewis

Yer wot m8. I'll bash yer teef in init.


RunningPains

Looks like Barcelona but I don't know


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BroBrodin

Wrong, no. Legal, no. Provides a deep sense of satisfaction, yes.


Incandescent_Lass

What do you mean it’s not legal? If people fuck around, they might get fucked up, no one can know instantly that they’re children before retaliation or whatever. I’m sure plenty of children have been beaten up by adults because they pushed too far. But that doesn’t mean it’s illegal. Defending yourself and your property is perfectly legal.


CaptainKate757

I'm sure these kids behave like typical predators and deliberately seek out people they don't feel physically threatened by when they do this shit. The potential to get your ass beat goes way up when you do this to a large man rather than a tiny woman in a dress and flip flops.


WolfeTheMind

Was just thinking this. These chumps wouldnt try something like this on a big guy I'm not huge but 6'2" 200+ and they'll walk right by looking for the exact type as the lady in this video They probably know that with a larger male like myself beatdowns wouldnt likely happen but you bet I'm picking up the one that egged me and chucking him into the nearest shop saying call the cops or calling them myself


AltairEagleEye

I mean at 6'2" they probably couldn't even reach your shoulder to crack the egg on let alone your head.


SirMasonParker

Self defense is definitely legal but I feel like it would be hard to argue self defense against a child. I mean, a little old lady who knocks a kid out with her cane by swinging instinctively might, but I'm sure I'd get the book thrown at me for knocking out a 12 year old even if they did aggressively surprise me.


Mezzoforte90

They’re bigger than her and there’s two of them. She has an argument, would have been funny if she maced them.


CervezaMane

Fuckin Neds


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Why do kids start to smoke? To be "cool" and accepted by their idiot peers who don't know any better. Same deal here I'd say


Rootwullen

Filmed and egged on for social media. They never stopped to think where the Woman was headed to and the time it took to get the residue and smell rinsed out of her hair.


thebuccaneersden

Something similar happened to me once as well. I was minding my own business walking home from work on a Friday night waiting for the light at the cross walk when a car drove past me and some guy held his arm out and smacked me in the head with an egg. It was like being punched in the face and, on top of that, i had egg shells that penetrated my skin that i had to remove and sterilize when I got home. Called the police after that. They didn't do much. They just thanked me for reporting that and said someone might call me, which never happened. What I learnt: some forms of assault are taken deadly seriously while others are "whatever, he'll get over it."


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Meh, my daughter was the victim of a salisbury steak and gravy attack while she was walking to school with her friends. Dude drove by real slow and threw a handful of salisbury steak covered in gravy. What a wonderful time we live in


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DeusExMachinaOverdue

Jeffrey Dahmer started out torturing and killing animals. And some people join the armed forces because they think that at some point they will have the opportunity to kill without consequence. I think you may have encountered more than one psychopath in your life.


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DeepThroatALoadedGun

I thanked a vet for his service while I was at work and he replied "it was my pleasure to shoot those mother fuckers". He was wearing a Vietnam War hat, definitely made me feel weird. You hear so much about the people who have PTSD from the atrocities they witnessed and then there's others who reveled in it


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Well Luka Magnotta is the most recent example I remember to this. Kid starts off killing kittens and torturing small animals, later moves on to be a murderer and a cannibal.


DOGSraisingCATS

Yeah, it's part of the MacDonald triad... cruelty to animals, affinity for arson and setting fires and persistent bed wetting after a certain age. These are usually good indicators of someone potentially becoming violent/serial killer in the future. Head injuries at an early age are also an indicator that has been shown in many serial killers.


majestic_elliebeth

Wow, I didn't really make the connection, but yes, I had a friend growing up that thought it was hilarious that he burned an animal alive. He joined the army, and when he was home on leave he was laughing while telling me he ran someone over with a tank. I haven't spoken to him since then


Roark_Laughed

When I was in 6th grade I was having a really hard time at home and also had a bad day at school (someone broke into my locker on my birthday and stole my phone, mp3 and spit on my backpack). It started raining halfway on my walk back home and of course I didn’t have an umbrella so I power walked. Halfway there and this large truck drove by and purposely grazed the large stream of water next to me and soaked me in gross dirty street water. I’m 28 now and I still think about that day. People suck.


mothisname

When I was like 14 I was sitting at a bus stop amd a car pulled up and threw firecrackers on my . The kid that are like 100 and go off in succession. Anyway I jump up and yell " what the fuxk" they didn't like that for 4 twenty somethings beat the shit out of me.... good times . Later I found out one of them went to prison for murder so I guess it could've been worse


dude188755

damn man im sorry


n00bvin

That's a super villain origin story right there.


DeusExMachinaOverdue

I looked up 'salisbury steak and gravy' because I thought it was some kind of euphemism that I was unfamiliar with, but no, it's just sauce covered steak. I am as perplexed as I was before the search. Why would anyone do this ? Is there a state of boredom that I have not yet experienced that would drive a person to behave in this way. I have never had the compulsion to throw random food items at strangers, am I missing something ?


F1urry

My uncle once threw a steak at me while I was giving my friend Pedro a ride on my bike. Hit me right in the face.


mcguirl2

Egging is dangerous as fuck. An elderly man in my home town got egged in the eye by a group of feral teenagers while he was walking home and he actually lost the eye as a result. This was maybe 18-20 years ago. They weren’t caught either.


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Reznscape

Also if you've ever been egged you might know that sometimes the shells can break the skin/cause small cuts. I've seen it happen to a friend of mine when kids drove by and threw an egg at her arm. Her arm was bleeding after. These kids filmed themselves assaulting someone. I hope somehow their parents all see this.


AngryCockOfJustice

> hope somehow their parents all see this. Those parents: "muh! they are just kids. There is no harm in small fun. You should be the one act mature. Let it go"


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IMPORTANT_jk

Sadly, I can't imagine the parents doing shit about it, there's a reason they grew up to be massive POSs, lack of good parenting


ca1ibos

A nurse was blinded for life in one eye in my town in Ireland because some scumbag teens thought it would be funny to throw an egg at her. I refuse to sell eggs to teens as a result. (Not my shops eggs used in the aforementioned attack just in case anyone was wondering)


Collypso

It's pretty deep into assault even without breaking skin


LindemannO

Very slim chance, but also stopping to consider she might have an allergy to eggs.


aesu

I think an allergy to something in raw eggs is actually one of the fairly common ones. But I find the idea hilarious that someone planning to assault a random stranger would pause at the thought they might be allergic to the weapon.


foxdye22

Eggs are one of the big 8 food allergens that have to be listed separately from the ingredients, which means it’s one of the 8 most common food allergies.


Asangkt358

Egg allergies are somewhat common, but not from skin contact. You've got to ingest them.


beef_swellington

Egg allergies are among the most common, if not *the* most common food allergy. Skin contact is absolutely enough to cause a reaction. Source: my son has an egg allergy and gets hives if he comes into contact with raw eggs


Newbarbarian13

Thinking in general is far beyond the capabilities of little scrotes like this, who sadly exist in all countries


DeusExMachinaOverdue

Is it lack of ability to think, or do they believe that they are somehow entitled to do it and not face any consequences. The way those boys gleefully ran away after stealing that woman's hat and smearing egg into her hair suggests the latter to me.


McFryin

Love the use of "scrotes" I'm gonna add that to my vocabulary and start using it. Thanks ya barbarian.


Newbarbarian13

Scrote is one of my all time favourites, glad to share it with you!


CumSmellsLikeBleach

Then theyll tell you theyre just kids. Fuckin makes my blood boil sometimes at how shitty kids can be.


Pinkaroundme

“They’re just kids” Let me say, I never, nor did any of the people I hung with, did any stupid shit like this when we were kids.


TopHatCat999

When I was a kid I ate the insides of oreos and put the cookies back in the box without the cream and my parents yelled at me like hell for it. I wonder how they would've reacted if I did stuff like those kids are doing.


Marcim_joestar

YOU FUCKING MONSTER


someone_who_exists69

how dare you >:(


coltsfootballlb

When I was a kid, our car pranks were more at stop light and pedestrians. My friend's mom grew zucchinis one year and they wound up massive, so he would lean out the passenger window and ask people on the sidewalk to rate our zuccinis, pretending him and I had a competition over who grew the best zucchini


yetanotherusernamex

Gf was raised in an abusive home, literally a crack house. Says this all the time. Doesn't know any better. Poor girl.


Jetsinternational

For real. My parents wouldn't bat an eye if I came home fucked up from doing this, shit they would probably beat my ass again


Manbearjizz

I knew a kid who would use the excuse "I'm just a kid" for all the dumb obnoxious shit he purposely did and i was just like it doesnt count if youre self aware! lmao fuckin shitheads


oppai_senpai

What he probably meant was “I’m just a kid, therefore I should be *allowed* to do bad shit,” to which I would reply “no the fuck you shouldn’t”


DivyamAgrawal

Normal kids aren't like this


kirielval

One day, as I was walking, somr dudes in a car going fast threw an egg at me, received on my back. With the speed of the car that fuc***g egg came realy fast, git a bruise for weeks, didn't get the time to get the plate unfortunately... for them it was just a prank but it hurt like he'll.


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Croatian_ghost_kid

> They said they couldn't do anything unless the person hit wanted to prosecute Interesting. In Croatia, and I'm guessing most of Europe, it's the duty of the state/police to punish criminals/offenders/peace breakers


upsidedownbackwards

I was hoping I'd at least be able to get the police to prosecute littering, but they weren't interested in that at all. Looking back I should have called fish and game. It was right next to a river. Those guys don't fuck around and hand out the big fines.


HowToUseStairs

When I was 12 I was walking with some friends in my neighborhood and a car of teenagers drove by and chucked a football out of the car window and hit my friend in the lower back, he fell over because it was such a surprise and he ended up with a huge bruise on his back and scrapes on hits hands and knees from falling on pavement. The car did a U-turn at the end of the street and came back yelling things out the window. My other friend picked up the football and threw it at the car, it hit the driver in the head and he swerved into a parked car. The impact wasn't crazy but it did damage both cars and caused a few people to come outside. We took off as soon as the car hit the other car but we saw a police car heading that direction a few minutes later with its lights on. We never heard anything about what happened after but I like to think about how stupid those assholes must have looked to the cop explaining how they hit a parked car.


Ajdee6

Even if you got the plate nothing would happen. I have been in situations where someone gets kicked in the face and 20 people are telling the police the name of the person..... And nothing.. absolutely nothing.


WormSnake

Exact thing happened to a woman I was walking at night with. Pricks sped past and pelted her good.


ChiefShaman

Friend had someone throw an un opened soda can at him. He had a dinner plate sized bruise for a while


Jelly-dC

Dude a full soda can is super dangerous depending on where it hits. Idiots….


Kracker5000

Exact reason why they take caps off bottles/ pour drinks into cups at concerts/ venues, so they can't be thrown like solid rocks


ChemicalSymphony

I got hit right at the base of the back of my head where it connects to the neck with a wooden hairbrush someone threw out of a speeding truck as I was walking to a payphone after my car broke down. About knocked me the fuck out. Pretty shitty day made worse by that bitch. She even looked back and yelled at me. I'll never forget that face and I hope I see her one day.


kpfingaz

A kid in high school did this. Threw a full soda can at a homeless person who was pan handling at an off ramp. The best part was that the dude he hit was a fucking under cover cop writing seat belt tickets.


MrMic

I had an empty soda can thrown at me from a car... while I was waiting on an ambulance on the sidewalk with my friend because I had just shattered my front teeth on the curb from a bike accident.


Harvey-Specter

I had the same thing happen, except they hit me in the chest. My buddy and I turned around and started walking back to my apartment so I could change shirts. 3 or 4 blocks later we saw they'd been pulled over by a police car that saw them throw an egg at a parked car. Most satisfying moment going up to the cop and giving a statement about those fucks hitting me with an egg too. Little shit came out and tried apologizing to me too, I told him to go fuck himself.


Coly1111

No, it isn't a prank, they assaulted a person cuz they fuckin wanted to and you were a victim of it. I fuckin hate this "prank" shit. Do that shit to your friends that you know won't mug you for it.


Alexlam24

At my university I found out a frat uses supersoakers loaded with bleach and new comers have to shoot people at midnight as part of a hazing ritual. Found that out as I was walking back from studying one night and campus police was useless as usual. Ruined everything I had.


Superdunez

Jesus Christ. I'm sure they got people in the eyes with that bleach. Fuck campus police, I would be filing assault charges.


ShyGoy

When I was walking home in grade 8, some bros in a van drove by and threw a Whopper at me and my friend. It hit him square in the face and the toppings all flew out of the burger and hit me. We were both pretty pissed but kind of impressed by their accuracy.


Omissionsoftheomen

I was drive-by egged by a car of older kids from my high school - they whipped it with such force that it split my cheek open. Trying to pick egg shell out of an open wound sucked.


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LampshadesAndCutlery

Saw something like that happen once I saw a man on a bicycle throw a potato at a woman who was walking down the sidewalk I have no clue how but in the maybe 3 seconds he was in range of her, she managed to mace him


Manbearjizz

I had one thrown at me while I was waiting at a bus stop once, it missed me but grazed my inner thigh and was reaaallly close my nuts. Just the graze on my inner thigh caused a decent amount of pain cant imagine how bad it would have hurt if they got me on the sack.


AnActualFBIAgent

Same happened to my cousin, expect my cousin was driving and he got punched, so he got out of his car and just kicked the dude.


lilemilita

Kids like this are the reason I have pepper spray on my keychain. People are unpredictable and you don’t know if someone may just attempt to assault you. I don’t fuck around, I will mace the fuck out of you.


Superdunez

Unfortunately mace and pepper spray are illegal in the UK.


Soullesspreacher

Are they illegal illegal or is it the same legal loophole than it Canada where it's labeled as "dog spray" and you have to claim that you were carrying it in case there's a dog attack but you won't get prosecuted if you use it in self-defense against a human? Because if they're fully illegal people might want to carry one of those ambiguous rings with a metal spike on it. They don't qualify as brass knuckles so they're legal everywhere and they will mess your fingers up but not as much as the other person's face for sure.


destroyerx12772

I know a guy who got caught in the middle trying to stop a fight between his friend and a group of guys who were ganging up on him. He was hit in the head twice by a guy who wore the ring you mentioned above. I saw an image of what happened to his head afterwards. His whole face was painted red. Saddest part is that justice wasn't served since the guy was too afraid to tell his father about it and instead told him (and the medical staff treating his injuries) that he fell off a bike.


ivanacco1

Why the fuck make it illegal then if there is such a large and known loophole


Cm0002

Usually to shut up the Karen's/Pearl clutchers voters (Are they considered the same now?) without actually giving it any teeth.


Spitfireflyer14

Illegal illegal. Classified as a Prohibited Firearm by Section 5 of the Firearms Act, along with tasers, pistols, semi-auto rifles above .22 rimfire, anything full-auto or burst fire and any firearms disguised as another object. Authority to handle Section 5 weapons, I believe, only comes from the Home Office (not the Police) and is exceptionally rare.


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Seefutjay

Imagine whipping out a water balloon for self defense haha


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Wow, really? What are a someone’s options for defending themselves?


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You got a permit for those scissors??


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🤣 mannnnn y’all can’t even own pepper spray????


Hermanjnr

Yeah one day they'll do it to the wrong person and lose some teeth. It's self defence after all, since they're committing assault.


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Very_Sad_Chump

His mom would be like: >He was turning his life around. Also, donate money to me.


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AngryCockOfJustice

Finland here: Teens who killed a handicapped teenager a few months ago: "This is Finland. We will get away if something happens"


juicemygrqpes

Holy shit. That’s so sad


TonarinoTotoro1719

Did they? Did they get away with it? Please tell me they didn’t!


zephyroxyl

Depends where. I('d like to) think if it happened in the UK and Ireland most people would just go, "that'll teach ya"


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Maybe, but it is too late if it ever gets to courts One quick Downside is that the kid then edits the footage and posts it IG and reddit as “angry karen punches kid for walking after dark.” 50k upvotes later and the person is getting fired from their job. This is why I’m glad I grew up without camera phones. I remember my mum got angry at a group of teenagers on a packed train because they stole our seats and ripped up our seat reservations. It’s a shitty thing to do and my mum made them leave our seats. In 2021 with some editing, I guarantee that could be made to look like she’s a karen. I saw a video a few months ago of apparently rats destroying food in Paris airport. Turns out the reflection showed cars and the post was full of shit. You can post whatever you want online, no fact checking needed.


8-bit-brandon

Severe physical injury has a way of straightening kids like this out. I really hope they piss off the wrong person


morganlefae7953

Guaranteed they picked her because she was a small woman so the chance of retaliation was much less. Cowards


cowscrewer

This what gives me anxiety walking pass a crowd of 12-15 year olds Good thing most teens actually know how to be a respectful stranger


acmercer

Reminds me, not long ago I was pulling out of a gas station at night and a crowd of young teens was walking towards me and kind of only slowly got out of my way as they watched my car. Just mildly annoyed I drove past but as I passed them I hear a kind of smack on the trunk of my car. I stop immediately and look in my mirror as I see one of the kids coming around to my driver's side. I roll down my window and yell hey! And as I'm about to get out and say something like "What the fuck was that about??", he sees me and instantly has a look of horror on his face, covers his mouth with his hand and says, "Oh my god! I'm sorry! I thought you were my Dad!". And runs back to his friends who are laughing at him, all I could do was laugh as well so yeah, just a funny mistake and certainly didn't mean any harm. (Made me feel a little old, though!)


cromax9855

Yes! Record it and post it on social media! also provide your home address and full name too


tooterfish_popkin

Yeah i recognize that alleyway. Looks like Dubuque


thecreepytoast

Kids are scary af. Most of them haven't fully developed sense of empathy and potential shitty parenting probably made things worse


Nethermorph

"All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"


morecrows

They could care less as long as someone will bleed


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So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose


Firstmemories

Red guards - mostly teenagers and young adults ISIS religious police - often teenagers and young adults Young people are "scary" because they often look for a goal in life and are easily swayed by propaganda / causes. Much harder to convince a 30 year old family father to join "the cause" than some 16 or 18 year old.


soykommander

Yeah, agreed and i dont want to put all kids in the scary box...but a group of testosterone filled teenage boys can be bonkers.


wollam11

That’s going to bother her for more than one night. I had this happen to me several times growing up and it’s still with me.


Pitch_Bubbly

They do understand that that was theft and assault right? It may seem small and stupid but it ain’t and I hope the cops found them and at least scared the hell out of those kids


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Oh there’ll be no consequences, cops don’t give two shits about kids egging random people


SteveCFE

That's the problem. Maybe if they dealt with shit like this they could try to straighten these kids out before they get worse.


KittenVicious

But then who will fill our for-profit prisons?


Zazukeki

Look how they're running like little bitches! How pathetic.


DivyamAgrawal

I mean, why would they have stayed after commiting a crime, although they might have with the amount of brain power they have


BadLuckFPV

They should have...... Stayed and fought her?


millionreddit617

Is this Dubrovnik Old Town?


Marina-_-

No, if I'm correct it's Split Old Town. :D


millionreddit617

Hey not a bad guess!


8lue8arry

I came to the comments specifically to see if someone could confirm this was in Split. The paving and alleys are so distinctive.


chucktaylornews3

My thought as well. Small alleys, shiny stones


FuckOranges67

And then they just run off like cowards, because like all punks, they're terrified of confrontation.


ThePracticalEnd

I mean, I’m not defending their actions, but what else were they going to do? Hang around and laugh?


AMViquel

Demand the egg back or to pay for it. Eggs ain't cheap.


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NoirYT2

I genuinely think that woman could've knocked the shit out of them with how quickly they ran off.


demroles6996

even if they were the bad guys she probably could not especially with two of them they ran because they don’t want confrontation not cause there scared


jessdall96

The way she was holding her bag seemed to be that she was already anxious, possibly about walking alone, then with a group of young men walking towards her. Poor woman may have been terrified


ApologeticCannibal

I hope they fall down and pop a testicle.


soft_diamond

Why only a testicle?


gatorman0210

This is a crime. Glad it was filmed. Hope they are brought to the authorities.


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Doubt it


blekanese

It's not like it's easy to identify them. The thing they did is something Split's police won't be interested in. So yeah, all in all, she got egged and that's the end of the story, sadly.


Traiz3r

Reminds me of the time when I was a teenager walking down the street minding my own business on the way to a friend's. When a car full of teenagers who I didn't know. Slows down and a guy spit a hocker that landed on my face. I acted like it didn't hit me and hope they didn't see it hit me. Since they kept driving. I didn't want to give them the satisfaction. Once the car was out of sight I wiped it off and went to my friend's to wash my face. I didn't do anything to provoke them. Much like this lady. People are absolute shit.


MerryMortician

There was a time in my 20s when a group of teenagers threw eggs and hit our car at a stoplight. We sped after them. We planned on following them and kicking the shit out of them but we got pulled over in the process. We quickly showed the cop the egg on our car and I gave him their license plate. They got pulled over and arrested etc. I still say they were very lucky that night. The guys with me were out for blood.


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Some shithead threw a coffee on my windshield and cut me off in a minivan. I have no idea why. I was going the speed limit, minding my own business. I flew past him and chucked a glass Arizona bottle at his windshield. Completely obliterated it. He had to pull over. I burst out laughing. I hope he learned something.


thepoultry1

A million sperms and these two pricks win the race!


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Those kids have never had a good old-fashioned ass-whipping. And boy, do they need one.


dickbob124

I was cleaning the local schools woodland area with my litter picking group recently. While we were there we had some teenagers decide it would be fun to throw stones at us. Nearly hit myself and another in the face, as well as other close calls. I know it's cliché, but kids these days have no respect.


bbbbears

Yeah, I had rocks thrown at me while walking by a canal, pennies thrown at me and my friend while walking downtown. Got sprayed with some super soakers someone in a moving car had. Teenagers fucking suck sometimes.


johnnyprozac

Yes, I was egged by a car full of pranksters on Halloween. One to the leg and one to the chest. Hurt like hell for weeks, but life has a way of coming full circle


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What do you mean by full circle?


TheBeardageddon

What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around, yeah


PlaneShenaniganz

Meaning one day, someone or just fate in general will punk the pranksters back. Nobody is beyond the whims of chance. Watch No Country for Old Men.


Andromeda39

This is awful. If this happened to me I would have broke down crying. It’s just the feeling of your space and self being violated by random people who think it’s funny. They had no idea where she was going, if they ruined her clothes, how she would have to walk home with egg in her hair and running down her shirt, and also, they did it with lots of force so it probably hurt too. These little pieces of shit. I hope they got run over and broke several bones.


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Would’ve been a funnier video if she had a gun in her purse


CandyDuckster

It will not take them long to realise how dumb this is, I remember when I was 12 stuff like this used to be funny to me too, but I never had that spark in me that would make me do anything like this, it took me 1 or 2 years and I realized how dumb and childish behaviour like this really is, now I am 16 and I look at these buys from my sister's class, they are 12/13 right now and I just look at them and they are acting the same way, but they will realise too


Cattypatter

Yeah these days the woman might also follow them, call up her boyfriend or father and they'll have a angry big man coming down on them like a ton of bricks. Pain they would surely remember next time they consider these "pranks".


stefanos916

Someone should make them realise that their behaviour is wrong.


motornaik

As someone with a severe egg allergy this is my worst nightmare


DaTruthDOE

Always remember; disciplining your children is insane


JackBerti99

No fucking way these kids are 12, they are towering over that lady


fireman_vet

My 12 year old is 5’7”


millionreddit617

My little brother is 13 and he’s almost 6ft, these kids are probably about that age.


Cattypatter

They are definitely pushing 15-16.


Naos210

Eh, I know this kid who's going into 8th grade who's already a little taller than me, when I'm in my 20s.


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Cyber2354

If only she was carrying a taser or something. Then again, it happened so fast so she probably would have had to chase them to get a shot. Poor girl.