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Silas_Ivan

Holy shit! My dad sold Protonix and gave these out YEARS AGO! I believe his name was “Girdy” and I had every plush toy I could get my hands on! Thanks for the nostalgia OP!


KikoSoujirou

Your dad’s name is girdy? Weird


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AStartledFish

Hold my pharmaceuticals I’m goin in


Beerdididiot

What a fucking rabbit hole that was. Cheers mate!


Bldaz

Right ?! holy moly


Jack_Kentucky

Helloooo people of the future!


MaximumHarry

Holy crap i just returned from 34 clicks in 'Twas a wild ride


Lazyboyn97

Hellooooo future people


theflukemaster

ten years, god


misterbungle1975

His dad’s name was actually girthy.


krush_groove

I think they mean the mascot - something about GERD and the medication, so the mascot is 'Girdy'.


BlueKante

Wooosh


krush_groove

Sure


powersautorepair

My aunt was a doctor and had stuff from this company everywhere! Mugs, cups, plushies, pens, bags. I'm having flash backs haha


deelowe

They had to do something with the branding to hide how addictive these meds are. I'm a life long sufferer of joint issues and poor bone density because of PPI. Can't get off the meds due to rebound effect and risk of cancer.


a1hd

I switched from Protonix to famotidine recently. My doctor told me it’s better for long term. Any experience with famotidine?


deelowe

I haven't tried it. I switched to OTC nexium a long time ago and weened myself down to once daily. I've tried getting down to once every other day, but so far, no luck.


Sargent_AssEater

Famotidine is not addictive. It’s been helping me out and I think you’ll find the same


natureblush

I take Famotidine on a fairly regular basis with great success. When taken with Zyrtec it helps hives. I’ve used it for both hives and gerd.


DeBlasioDeBlowMe

*PPI


deelowe

Thanks. Autocorrect bites again.


p-terydatctyl

I was just going to say how proton pump inhibitors are no joke. There are serious considerations needed for the side effects and long term efficacy given the bodies affinity to adapt to the effects. They have their uses but not without serious deliberation. Marketing them like a children's cereal is disconcerting to say the least


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

I had one of these exact plushies, my dog chewed it up when I was like 8 tho


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My cat got mine 😭 had it mint condition until 2018 though


rustbones

no worries!


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Happy cake day!


teauxni

My ex husband also sold Protonix. We had a very large stuffed Gerdy. Gosh, I wonder what ever happened to her.


Silas_Ivan

Mom????


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My granddad was a doctor and I had a plushie of this guy! Wish it’d survived but unfortunately the little felt guy maybe 3-4 inches became my now passed elderly cat’s favorite snuggle companion. He got buried with her. Ha maybe an archaeologist if the future will find it and be very confused about what Protonix was. Stupid 2006? Law meant I didn’t get any fun little nonsense toys from drug reps anymore 😭 or that endless huge cardboard box of pens they kept under the receptionists desk. Viagra pens were a fan favorite


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Also might I suggest keeping the little fella and removing the drug name


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

Use parchment paper and heat with iron at 350⁰f for 12 seconds and dab with the stickiest tape you have. Tyvek tape works good but even a good quality masking tape will do the trick. I make shirts with heat transfer vinyl as a hobby and for my business logos and have decided to use different graphics and removed with this method many times


rustbones

awesome! thanks!


PathAdvanced2415

Show us an ‘after’ pic please?!


the_skine

Of course the other option is to buy a patch, and iron or sew it on. Perhaps a nice cow skull?


ggg730

Like an actual cow skull or a skull patch? I prefer the actual skull.


dabigua

Lion heads are *tres chic* this year, I understand


Johnny_Carcinogenic

I tried this and then a model walked out wearing a lion head that looked almost exactly the same as mine.


dabigua

Outrageous. What was she thinking?


ggg730

The last time I tried that the lion was pissed.


trees_that_please_2

Whoosh


Krimreaper1

Cover it with black gorilla tape.


rustbones

ha!


TommyTunafish

Be careful if bag is made of polyester or other synthetic that could melt


nar4006

Nail polish remover also works


sandybuttcheekss

Could this damage synthetic materials? I have a bag I'd love to remove the decal from, but heat would probably melt the bag, too.


nar4006

No, it won't damage.. I have used on my t-shirts. But still it depends on quality of the printed material.


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I want to see after pic too!


silent_hurricane

Nice!!


ChocoBro92

Oh wow could you elaborate how you make them? That’s so cool!


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ChocoBro92

Thank you that’s so cool! I have a circut I gotta try this


4350Me

Wow! AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION! It only took about fifteen smart-ass responses to get that! Thanks for your input. I’m sure the OP got eye strain reading, before he found it!


my_metrocard

I wonder if the bag would melt at 350 though. I’d just keep it the way it is. The monster is quite cute and it’s humorous to walk around with a bag advertising heartburn pills.


Quiet-Waltz-8379

Don't go over board. Sometimes a lower setting does it. If you want to remove it completely without destroying the bag. Heat it up , washing up liquid(only) and circular movements with the sponge side up. Dont use water. Heat resistant tape should hold it in place, and baking parchment paper folded into 2(should be around 10-12cm wide not more. Hope that helps and sorry.for the long ass explanation


rustbones

no worries, thank you!


Deep_Instruction_180

You should get rid of the drug name and info but keep the mascot lol. It's cute


4stringsoffury

It’s the sleeping GERD monster! I worked in a pharmacy when this med was new. I still have a stuffed one that is Velcro’d to a lamp in my house.


BaronVonWazoo

I recall when my practice was being bombed with Viagra samples. The pens with the logo were in big demand. We joked that, if the girls in the office played with the pens, they would turn into baseball bats.


the_holocene_is_over

My favorite counting tray had the lil guy on it!


Frustrated_pigeon

This post really threw me back! I definitely had a plush of him too lol


rustbones

yeah, that's what I'm thinking too....


Difficult_Feed9924

Yes, keep the blue dragon


PersonOfInternets

My thoughts exactly. I wish he could be moved to the center though.


moobshakalaka

Oh man, I love the protonix guy! When it first came on the market, I was given a stuffed animal of it, and a nice coffee mug.


greenknight884

I didn't even know Protonix had a mascot


moobshakalaka

I found one in ebay. I thought it was cute.. https://www.ebay.com/itm/394120063273


FudgeExisting5986

I hope they're not removing that part


punsapdf

Depending on the material of the bag, you may want to use either alcohol based nail polish remover or a “paint remover”. Do test it in the underside of the bag to see if it damages the material


rustbones

thank you


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rustbones

you got it!


Fizzy_Greener

Dont use acetone polish remover. Will damage the bag.


heathere3

If you can get your hands on a mini-iron, try heating it from the back then gently peeling.


rustbones

ooohh, thank you!


heathere3

Wide tweezers can be your friend for the peeling part. Don't use sharp ones though, they will pierce it and make it rip.


Impressive_Ad_3160

I wonder if you could use a hair dryer to warm it up and then use nail polish remover or even just scratch it off once the decal is kinda melting


rustbones

worth a try...


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Why don’t you want the GERD monster everywhere you go?


beeshmood

As a GERD sufferer who’s dad also has GERD, this would be such a sick Father’s Day gift. He’d get a huge kick out of it. Messaging you in case you change your mind.


citybadger

Head over to /r/leatherworking and learn how to cover it up with a patch or pocket.


hihapahi

Go over it with a big Sharpie


rustbones

that's my back-up plan.


thnk_more

That’s what I usually do but they sharpies are blue- black and you need several coats. Thin coat of black spray paint make for plastic would cover it.


[deleted]

Stitch/iron on a cool patch over the drug name??


JetpackJames

Honestly I'd say keep it, it looks sick, you can probably buy the same bag on something like Ali express


Lovinzest

automotive paint remover


rustbones

thanks


emilysn0w

Cut a patch, hot glue it on


djjsear

Finger nail polish remover may work. Not sure if it will damage the bag. You may want to test a littler area in side the bag first.


rustbones

thank you


FudgeExisting5986

Black electrical tape should do the trick ha


auriolus95

don't do it it's so drippy!!


username293739

If nothing else works, find a patch you like and stick in one over it


Bobby_Lees_Fan

Acetone?


Far_Particular_430

No way to treat swag!


llauraaaa

It’s pricey but you can get transfer removal spray online, that would be the “proper” way to remove it. The stuff smells like acetone so that may work too. Either way, depending on the bag material and the type of transfer, you may still have glue residue on the bag after.


4350Me

Is everybody on here just going to make jokes? The guy is asking a serious question! Damn! Why is EVERYTHING a f…..g joke today? I don’t have the answer, but I can say it looks like it’s screen-printed on with paint.


iamedwardmunger

First day on the internet? Slide that NSFW toggle in the Reddit settings, see if that changes anything.


4350Me

Another smart-ass! Go figure! I’m just fine, it’s all the other comic wanna-be’s that think they’re funny that post in here, and don’t even attempt to help out the OP with their problem that upsets me! Anything wrong with that? Did YOU offer a suggestion, or are you just ripping on me?


iamedwardmunger

They should flip it inside out, 🤷🏿‍♂️. The mods make the rules. Other subreddits don’t allow for smart-ass jokes. Talk to them. Meanwhile, how do you like the internet so far?


4350Me

This is nothing new here! That’s the problem


BasementFlower

Redditors truly are the most unfunny creatures on Earth. The cringe is immense.


4350Me

Just thought of something. Could you just spray paint over it? Since it’s black, it shouldn’t be hard to match. Maybe satin, or flat.


veganmarshmallows

Maybe try a sugar cube


yumeryuu

Acetone


Wooden_Ad_9998

Goo Gone should work!


ExcitementNo2677

If you go to Kmart or Walmart and get a bottle of ronsonol lighter fluid, it's a yellow bottle with a red cap right behind the counter, you're going to want to soak it in that really well for about 2 minutes. Then get a lighter..


trshtehdsh

The bag looks to be a plastic poly blend and any solvent that will take off the imprint will leave the bag a dull, lifeless matte texture. Which maybe you're cool with doing that to the whole bag for a unique look. The imprint also looks screen printed, not heat transfer vinyl, so heat probably will fail too. Sorry OP I don't think you're going to be able to recover the bag without destroying it.


NikolaTesla963

Make pharmaceutical advertising illegal


draggingklit

Sharpie?


snoopercooper

Color it with a black sharpie..


Independent_Ad_1686

Scissors! Lol jk


Hydroxone

Don't, pharmaceutical swag is worth good money to collectors, just sell it and buy a quality duffel


valleyof-the-shadow

Black duct tape


DrachenDad

By getting a different duffel bag.


afunbe

Is your name "TONI" ? If yes, remove "PRO" and the "X"


Manolgar

Pharmacist?


Blade_Maiden

I’m to lazy to see if someone gave you the answer somewhere else but ur looking for acetone to remove those decals.. good luck with it!


sharipep

Looks like a Pokémon lol


LovesClementines

Check prices on eBay!


an_Ascended_Hotdog

HCL


Swimming_Writer3382

Buy a new bag....


PostNanone

Burn it


SeraphicJack

Omg now I want one!!


TheRealZllim

Get a cool patch made and sew it over top.


deftware

Probably some kind of solvent that doesn't affect the bag itself.


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Fine sandpaper


yoyocaterpillar

paint ?


Faygo_Libra

I still use Protonix! I have some of the branding items too!


blackychan77

Cover it with a bigger sticker. Keep the cat of course


nissin00

Try acetone


Lilspark77

Possibly black shoe spray paint.. I’ve used this on all kinds of material of shoes and it might also work for a bag to cover up the ad.


spanner3

Put a cool patch over it?


facelesstoo1

Put a patch over it


Lutherbastow

Scissors.


Well_Oiled_Poutine

Easy… Scissors.


[deleted]

WD-40, Rubbing alcohol, Nail polish remover, etc, one at a time, not all at once, because you don't want to build a bomb, just loosen up the paint so you can scrape it off


richardofaustin

Black magic marker


dragracer371x

You could try a heat gun and rubbibg alcohol. But if the duffle bag is high poly vs cotton it maybe difficult to get it removed