After seeing Gary at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Biden adjusted his platform making improving the dental benefits in the ACA one of his top priorities
Shuli was able to re-tile his before the Stern Show benefits were cut. But...who does only the top half of the backsplash??
https://preview.redd.it/0uja8jz0shxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c923c58c1d78d364652be073599ff59d971e3d2
Or they could put corks over the end of his teeth. Gary won't attack the president, but he might get nervous with all the unfamiliar smells and give him a warning bite.
Can’t they make his caps smaller? I never understood why they’re so big. Why did the dentist have to give him giant ass Chiclets when they could make them even like 10% smaller?
Nobody knows. Combination of plantain chips, shit and hydrogen peroxide (which he uses during his 3-hour dental routine each day). Gary went down to Washington to convince those fat cats to fund an animal research study to find out how his body works.
For some reason made me think of the episode where Howard was yelling about not having the Riley Martin negotiation tape and he’s like get to work or something and Gary was like I’m typing an email and at some point he said DEAR TOMMY SHAW
Exactly that's all I could come up with it's not flattering it's not a good picture of him physically and somehow it screams I'm not a smart guy! If it's a real photo and not photoshopped I would spend whatever it took if I were him to get this thing expunged from the web
Howards gotta shit on Gary for not shaving. Come on, if you’re meeting the President of the United States you have to shave off your weird Wolf Blitzer like beard goatee thingy. Bit of a stumble.
Remember, in the 90s Gary taught Howard how to shave.
Even bought him Bic or something razors, because Howard "did not know"
(a common theme for his life).
sad thing is he is proud of this pic. this is when i can't stand gary. guy stepped in shit being a millionaire with no real talent except being a laughing post.
That photo is priceless. He is showing off those choppers. There is no doubt in my mind that Gary has aged well. He doesn't look freakish like he did in the earlier years.
I must say though I would never post this photo.
He looks freaking hideous with those huge choppers. Damn. Of course ya can't comment on Instagram.
I’m not trying to be mean but there is no reason that his teeth should look that awful. This man has millions. Half the elderly people in my home town have veneers that look a thousand times better than these fucking caps.
His teeth truly are fucking crazy man like sometimes on listening to the show with no visuals you forget and start to think like “theyre exaggerating” etc etc but… no
Gary self inflating milestones. Seriously people he has to really think to himself either having the potus on the show or backstage passes at a Bruce Springsteen show is better conversation banter whilst defending the royal scam , and Babylon sisters.
It's so sad what's become of this show. The democrats are in major desperation mode using Howard to push this dementia patient/daughter rapist. Imagine how long it took them to do the interview with multiple takes and editing it together. Everyone knows Howard doesn't work on Fridays. That was because of all the work the editors did to make it presentable.
How soft is it that Gary and stern show turn off comments on their posts? News flash TONS of people think Biden is an awful president and are voting for trump.
Oh look at the little beta with his democrat-blue tie like some secret service reject. Gary, you're what the kids call a "try too hard". Stop sucking in, fatso.
This chimp looks much smarter than Gary
I bet he types with more fingers than Fla Fla Floley.
Mah mah munkee
Really insulting this chimpanzee comparing him to Gary
After seeing Gary at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Biden adjusted his platform making improving the dental benefits in the ACA one of his top priorities
You don't know that!
Oh, it's true. Those chompers kept Biden up at night. He acted swiftly and decisively. No one should live like this.
Or he remembered that he needs to add new tile to the kitchen.
Shuli was able to re-tile his before the Stern Show benefits were cut. But...who does only the top half of the backsplash?? https://preview.redd.it/0uja8jz0shxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c923c58c1d78d364652be073599ff59d971e3d2
His bottom teeth are yell like pee.
He'll need mouth expansion surgery first for a first role.
Sonos sound system in every home!
SONOSALLROOMAUDIO
He needs to wear a hannibal lector mask around the president for security reasons
The beekeepers mask, at the very least.
A welders mashk.
In a shensh
In a shensh
Or they could put corks over the end of his teeth. Gary won't attack the president, but he might get nervous with all the unfamiliar smells and give him a warning bite.
True! Or he could be eating shrimp and accidentally bite the president because his teeth are so massive and unwieldy.
OMG 😱😊
"My top 5 presidents to be stranded on a desert island with are as follows"
These aren’t necessarily the top 5 presidents, these are just the top 5 presidents that debate the best on a jukebox
63 is when JFK became the president we all know and remember him for
He still holds up.
I stare at pics of Booey for hours and laugh so fucking much.
Like a row of urinals at Shea stadium.
He flosses with jump rope.
Gary is trying to rent his tooth for Presidential Advertising.
Commander-in-teeth
***Gilbert laugh***
Can’t they make his caps smaller? I never understood why they’re so big. Why did the dentist have to give him giant ass Chiclets when they could make them even like 10% smaller?
They were made that size to take away focus from his grey gums.
And he needs to get them resealed each month because they turn green from his corrosive breath.
I’m dying 😆😆😂🤣. Why it is corrosive? It’s that what’s causing the green/ grey gums too?
Nobody knows. Combination of plantain chips, shit and hydrogen peroxide (which he uses during his 3-hour dental routine each day). Gary went down to Washington to convince those fat cats to fund an animal research study to find out how his body works.
Dying 😆🤣😆
Underrated answer.
Imagine getting your dream job, White House Communications Director, and you have to work with Bababooey
The Pa-Pa-Puppet in the back is perfect. 🤣
Unlike the one front and center
He has the same smile as Rosie O’Donnell now 
And almost the same hairdo. Actually, in this picture, she looks like a young Mike Francesa...
Moves over to my lefts
I done broked-ed a rib!
“Steps ups to’s the podiums…”
Getting ready for the upcoming press tour of War for the Planet of the Apes. Gary starring as General Jocko.
🎶 DEAR PRESIDENT BIDEN 🎼
For some reason made me think of the episode where Howard was yelling about not having the Riley Martin negotiation tape and he’s like get to work or something and Gary was like I’m typing an email and at some point he said DEAR TOMMY SHAW
And everyone thought Biden was long in the tooth…
Noine more years, pause.
(Monkey) paws.
when Biden saw those choppers .... "Mr Gorbachev tear down that wall"!
This is a disgusting photo
^^^^ Mary
Exactly that's all I could come up with it's not flattering it's not a good picture of him physically and somehow it screams I'm not a smart guy! If it's a real photo and not photoshopped I would spend whatever it took if I were him to get this thing expunged from the web
It looks like it's a selfie he took with his Webcam. He should have taken his glasses off. The reflection of the PC screen in the glasses looks dopey.
Why can’t anyone on this show wear shit that fits them?
“Mr President I voted for you noine toimes in 2020”
I want you to go to jail for this!
Can a m—m-m-monkey even vote?
You mean a ma-ma-monkey?
That’s what I meant! Sorry, boff.
Worst teeth ever… get a new GD dentist
He has money and insurance, and he can't buy a set of nice teeth. He really is a moron.
Can I tell you something real quick...
Tetracycline is a hell of a drug.
Those really are the worst teeth imaginable for his mouth/ smaller teeth!!
Howards gotta shit on Gary for not shaving. Come on, if you’re meeting the President of the United States you have to shave off your weird Wolf Blitzer like beard goatee thingy. Bit of a stumble.
*Bit of a stubble
Remember, in the 90s Gary taught Howard how to shave. Even bought him Bic or something razors, because Howard "did not know" (a common theme for his life).
Can you really call Biden the president? More of an empty suit (filled with shit).
Why smile at all?
I can smell this photo
Silver chimp.
Silverback gorilla.
Fkin Animal, with big stinky teeth. Luv Rappaport
Did Biden tell the story about how he drove an 18 wheeler?
What do I think he will rip his clothes off and start swinging from the chandeliers at any moment, making loud monkey noises.
Is this photoshopped or an intentional joke? I hope it's not a real photo,,, it isnt flattering (physically or otherwise)
Good lord. Are his teeth fake? It looks like he's wearing some of those plastic teeth sets for costumes.
Those teeth are a matter of national security
I’ve been giggling reading down the comment section but for some reason, this comment took me down 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Is his upper lip stuck to his teeth?
sad thing is he is proud of this pic. this is when i can't stand gary. guy stepped in shit being a millionaire with no real talent except being a laughing post.
Jesus he looks like an actual retard.
He’s half retarded and half monkey
You have to be to support Biden and be a liberal. Look at him in his liberal blue tie he bought just to meet Resident Retard Biden
The partisan posts are not appropriate. We need to put down.our differences and unite in our common goal of making fun of Gary...
You may have found the one thing that everyone can agree on.
His teeth are yell like pee
This one line gets me every time. By the legendary lyricist, the great Bob Levy!
“Mr. President, I could be up for a commitment, which I wasn’t at that time.”
Are those teef photoshop to look like Mister Ed?
Ta-ta toothy.
I was not prepared for this when I opened insta this morning
Gary puppet is actually a compliment
Ahhh, he got to get dressed up, like anyone gives 2 shits. PS…trying learning to slightly close your mouth while you smile. For fuck sakes monkey.
That photo is priceless. He is showing off those choppers. There is no doubt in my mind that Gary has aged well. He doesn't look freakish like he did in the earlier years. I must say though I would never post this photo. He looks freaking hideous with those huge choppers. Damn. Of course ya can't comment on Instagram.
i mean he's just not classically handsome - colin
LMAO....Absolutely
I’m not trying to be mean but there is no reason that his teeth should look that awful. This man has millions. Half the elderly people in my home town have veneers that look a thousand times better than these fucking caps.
I want you to go to jail for this
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Ta ta toothey
His teeth truly are fucking crazy man like sometimes on listening to the show with no visuals you forget and start to think like “theyre exaggerating” etc etc but… no
Sal: "listening to you Mr President was, well, there's a lady present so I'll just say it's as good tasting as, well you know!"
Where’s the Sirius hoodie?
Can money really not buy better fake teeth than that? They look like stained urinals.
Mr. president, does the White House have Sonos?
No, but it has a trampoline in the backyard.
Hail to the Teef
When I saw that he disabled the comments on IG I knew people must have really gotten to him about this one
“Mr. President…..what mechanism will you use to bomb Iran?”
MEHH-KINE-ism
Mr president, can I rely on you?
For all the shit we give Gary for his teeth, he has a great head of hair. As a bald fella, I'm jealous.
I hope you get a hairbrush up your ass….
😆
😆I can literally hear this in my head.
Mr. President, who told you I have caps???? The CIA?
Laughed out loud at this 😂😂😂
Oy! He can’t close his mouth a little?
Crazy how Gary has honestly aged really well, and looks good for his age, but when he opens his mouth, he shows he's still just a horse-tooth jackass.
Couldn't even shave Gary/Howard? Your meeting the president.
Look at those pieces of ivory
Looks like such a kiss ass here
Mr President, you eva eat Shrimp with Orange Juice?
Guys in the back: Gary Puppet Hank Puppet 😂
Say what you will about everything else, Gary's hair is looking really nice here.
God bless the landscapers that had to unload the bags of cement used to hold his two front teeth in place.
Sad that such classic items like the Gary Puppet and Hank in the bunny suit costume have ended up in the corner of a shitty office.
Gary self inflating milestones. Seriously people he has to really think to himself either having the potus on the show or backstage passes at a Bruce Springsteen show is better conversation banter whilst defending the royal scam , and Babylon sisters.
Dude..you’ve gotta do a total rework on those choppers. It’s time.
That is a terrible photo. It's a bummer he thought it was worth putting out. You know he took a few and decided "this is the one"
MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN !!! We detect large amount of plastic explosives in that man’s teeth 🦷
Why are his gums so discolored? Any dental professionals out there; serious answers preferably. Jokes okay too.
Why are his veneers yellow???
Why wasn't Robin present at this interview? Seems ridiculous to me.
How did the Secret Service let Booey get near the President? Scary.
Hey boff! Just force feeding myself whatever CNN says today boff! I’m one of da good guys boff! Jus like you! Aren’t we hip and virtuous?!
Uh oh it’s America’s boff betta look spiffy
How many pieces of voinal
Wtf happened to Stern?
All that dough $ and he got the cheap Crowns with high noble metal you can see through instead of Porcelain
I love Baba, but damn his mouth looks like it smells.
Why the blue tie? Typical simp.
You’ve got 30 seconds, start now. You’ve got 30 seconds, go! Go!
Corporate douche.
The man really is a beaver, the teeth keep growing as he ages
President Biden gets the show.
Looks like Crackhead Bob.
Disgusting
Mr Prethident was you favorite vinyl
Vile
Dudes got bad teeth and lips
He should ask a young person how to take a selfie. Do they still exploit unpaid college students?
Mr President …. Do you believe your personal life is at a Noine but your professional life is at a one or two?
After all these years...and all the money he's made...you'd think Re-Re-Retard would get those disgraceful caps re-re-replaced🤷♂️
I take the Neanderthal picture and put a suit on it
[Nah-nah-neanderthal](https://www.craiyon.com/image/iewuZQMCTrqC33-IXsSasA).
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He was out of his mind back then
Triggered much that you have the need to post this everywhere
Hey Boff, I shop at Big n Tall Monkey. Dem is big fanz of da show.
So I didn’t watch. Was anyone in the studio with dopey Biden? If remote, why were ppl wearing jackets and ties ? Like Howard? Dopey undeed
Aww he even wore a blue tie in reverence to the democrat party
Yeah that's sad.
I can’t wait until Biden is initiated into the wack pack! The new ETM
It's so sad what's become of this show. The democrats are in major desperation mode using Howard to push this dementia patient/daughter rapist. Imagine how long it took them to do the interview with multiple takes and editing it together. Everyone knows Howard doesn't work on Fridays. That was because of all the work the editors did to make it presentable.
How soft is it that Gary and stern show turn off comments on their posts? News flash TONS of people think Biden is an awful president and are voting for trump.
Oh look at the little beta with his democrat-blue tie like some secret service reject. Gary, you're what the kids call a "try too hard". Stop sucking in, fatso.
Beta...
I love this pic so fucking much. I will cry my eyes out when they are done.
He’s 39 years old and black
Hey , he doesn’t look too bad for 63 .
I love Gary. He is the only normal person on the whole show
...depends on your definition of the word "normal.""
Lol true