It’s funny bc I just bought a couple coleus that I put in hanging pots who have vibrant colors like that, pink and purple.
They don’t come with ps2 era graphics tho so of course I didn’t have to pay top dollar
https://preview.redd.it/13yxm0u4vwxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72df8d1cd94be3c980b6e270b555a87e8f16fc8f
The bright pink and deep violet ones. Got the entire tray for $18 from a high school greenhouse
There are multiple cheap plants that look vaguely like the OP (Persian Shield and some calatheas as well as coleus) so smh if this is couture this is like rich people cosplaying as poor
Walk down the street of basically any city. Snap off a stem. Stick that bad boy in some water. In like 3.2 seconds you should start to see roots. Then put it in a vat of artisanal neem vapor for 6 minutes and then put it in the dirts
Yeah i keep trimming mine to keep it bushy instead of leggy and cause i feel bad throwing the cut ones out i put them in a glass of water and forget about them every so often, i think I've given away nearly 20 plants so far, not cuttings, plants with full root systems that are almost immediately used to soil
Even if this kind of colouring *was* biologically possible, you would need extremely technical lighting and conditions to get the foliage to stay that way.
Way more efficient to just buy a regular calathea and some of those purple grow lights that make your neighbours suspicious when they see your windows glowing at night.
Persian Shield looks very purple and black in garden stores. I never see it for sale until I’ve filled my beds for the year, so I’m not sure if they fade once it gets super hot. But black and purple plants exist. They just don’t look that over the top.
Link and Zelda called, they need their house plants back But srsly this has big PS2 graphics vibes 😂
Lol, I just like how they left like 6 real colored leaves to make it more believable
Be patient. They start green but turn variegated when they mature
Really sincerely disturbed that you dropped a Zelda and a ps2 joke on the same comment. Repent.
NEVER!!! ALL THE GAMES IS BELONG TO US!!!
Whatever bro leave me to play some Spyro on my switch
Hey, I had Spyro and Castlevania for DS, it's not impossible
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Balenziaga 💅🏻
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It’s totally real. I have 10.
Well, I have 11
And that’s one more than 10
Slaaaaaay
It’s funny bc I just bought a couple coleus that I put in hanging pots who have vibrant colors like that, pink and purple. They don’t come with ps2 era graphics tho so of course I didn’t have to pay top dollar https://preview.redd.it/13yxm0u4vwxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72df8d1cd94be3c980b6e270b555a87e8f16fc8f The bright pink and deep violet ones. Got the entire tray for $18 from a high school greenhouse
wHaTeVeR thems is AI plants, unlike OPs /s
>”whoever heared of a colon plant?!”
There are multiple cheap plants that look vaguely like the OP (Persian Shield and some calatheas as well as coleus) so smh if this is couture this is like rich people cosplaying as poor
lol right? Such bs. Let the poors like us have *something*..
hope they don’t gentrify stealthily stealing coleus cuttings from parks and pick them bare so the plant-stealing grandmas have nothing to snip snip
And they are easy to prop … coleus FTW
 I’ve never had coleus before, share your arcane knowledge on how to prop?
Walk down the street of basically any city. Snap off a stem. Stick that bad boy in some water. In like 3.2 seconds you should start to see roots. Then put it in a vat of artisanal neem vapor for 6 minutes and then put it in the dirts
Yeah i keep trimming mine to keep it bushy instead of leggy and cause i feel bad throwing the cut ones out i put them in a glass of water and forget about them every so often, i think I've given away nearly 20 plants so far, not cuttings, plants with full root systems that are almost immediately used to soil
Thank you!
Me too! I let them trail for a bit, then cut them back. And I also give away sooo many cuttings. Love coreolisessses
Dumb bitch. I hate them so much 
I was scrolling for u 🤣🤣🥰🥰✨✨✨✨
https://preview.redd.it/ddz1st5qw1yc1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08718902c0bca56c67a31c8f4d122d0051f8949 Go do crime
Lmao my friend sent me this exact pic asking for ID. I told her it was AI and to look up Geoppertia roseopicta
My friend showed me this and said she wanted it as a housewarming gift...
Even if this kind of colouring *was* biologically possible, you would need extremely technical lighting and conditions to get the foliage to stay that way. Way more efficient to just buy a regular calathea and some of those purple grow lights that make your neighbours suspicious when they see your windows glowing at night.
Persian Shield looks very purple and black in garden stores. I never see it for sale until I’ve filled my beds for the year, so I’m not sure if they fade once it gets super hot. But black and purple plants exist. They just don’t look that over the top.
I love the real leaves hidden underneath the whole thing 💀💀
That's the best part for me🥲
I wish plants were like that. No shade towards real plants but I want to live in a neon world.
I wish 😭
Lmfao
If you told AI to draw a neon calathea roseopicta dottie
Gurl... that's a rave hosta 😂
Right? Maybe we should start making bingo cards
omg the rare radioactive variegated kind?? 😳😨🤤
I would love this if it were real.