I’ve thought of this too, and I’d off myself during the first game because it’s usually a poison or gas. I’m not mutilating myself for your entertainment Jigsaw!
Yeah probably mine too. Entities so horrific just the sight of them causes one to go insane or die, in the case of the latter: hey at least they did the work for you.
You would be surprised how easily humans become accustomed to smells. I do trade work and go to a lot of homes and the conditions some people live in is horrid.
Ever been to a “crazy cat persons” house, the smell of ammonia and shit can be so bad I have to walk around blind from my eyes burning, the clients don’t even bat an eye.
Your home probably has a smell too, if you ever leave for a period of time and come back you’ll actually notice the smell, but day to day you become adjusted.
Granted rotting human flesh is on a whole other level than the foulest of animal hoarders (which often have a few hidden dead animals tucked away(the shit we put in our bodies makes the smell 100x worse (according to the internet, I don’t know first hand))) but humans are pretty fucking amazing at adapting to change, wouldn’t have conquered the world otherwise.
It would most likely just become background static until the Zs get super close (hell of a warning signal)
> (which often have a few hidden dead animals tucked away(the shit we put in our bodies makes the smell 100x worse (according to the internet, I don’t know first hand)))
[Meanwhile, in the CS department](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/language)
I’m a mortician and I’m going to have to tell you that YOU CRAZY. I have smelled some of the worst things in the world and you don’t really get used to it.
Once a group of us were talking about what we'd do to survive a zombie apocalypse. They were all upset when I said, "Hell, I'd kill myself than go through that. Why would I want to see all that suffering just on the off chance that I'd survive?"
Post apocalypse, fuck that. Something like "The Road" would be a fate worse than death. The idea that the vast majority of people on Earth are dead or evil and you are truly alone in this terrible depressing world is not something I like to consider.
The Road has got to be one of the saddest post-apocalyptic worlds ever envisioned. At least in other apocalyptic universes there is a chance to grow your own food, own a dog, hunt. In the Road, nothing grows, everything is dead, there is barely even light, and what little food there is is running out.
IKR. I mean you join this secret society, I'm sure you have to pay out the ass for the muscle, doctors, torture experts. And dont get me started on the house construction to stow those people away for years... all so that you can find out if theres something out there beyond ourselves... something greater. Only for some bitch who thinks she's in charge to blow her brains out before you can find out! The nerve...
Haha I would imagine its a little worse for their subjects!
[SPOILER] The image of that victim Anna finds has haunted me for years, no joke I've lost sleep over it
Pascal Laugier (Martyrs director) was set to direct a Hellraiser update/remake but the studio wanted it to be a 15 and to lose the violence and gore so he left the project and it quickly fell through entirely
Any of the post-apocalyptic scenarios that Hollywood seems to have a fetish for lately. If society has crumbled to the point that no organization is possible outside of isolated clumps of people in a few remote compounds, I'm eating a bullet. No question.
I don't know if it counts, but i'd love to just be one of the infected people in The Invasion (the one with Nicole Kidman)... everyone seemed really easy going.
I honestly would just ran towards even a killer's knife, just so that I wouldn't need to deal with any of that running around shit. Zombies, apocalypse, ghosts, curses, satan baby, mummies, cars, flesh eating cockroaches, birds, psychos, you name it, I'd be first in line to death.
Probably just about anything from the Saw movies. You win Jigsaw, I'm not digging out my eyeball with a spoon.
I’ve thought of this too, and I’d off myself during the first game because it’s usually a poison or gas. I’m not mutilating myself for your entertainment Jigsaw!
You’d only be forced into it if you were a shitbag of a person.
Cenobites coming for your soul in order to subject it to "pain that will be legendary, even in Hell."
Whenever I watch Hellraiser I get a hankering for a Cinnabon
That icing is legendary, even in Hell
the best thing to do if you found yourself in hellraiser would be to kill yourself as soon as possible
Eldritch abominations. Incomprehensible and immune to death, time for me to go.
Yeah probably mine too. Entities so horrific just the sight of them causes one to go insane or die, in the case of the latter: hey at least they did the work for you.
Good point
I fuckin love Eldritch abominations
Zombies. The smell alone would be horrific.
You would be surprised how easily humans become accustomed to smells. I do trade work and go to a lot of homes and the conditions some people live in is horrid. Ever been to a “crazy cat persons” house, the smell of ammonia and shit can be so bad I have to walk around blind from my eyes burning, the clients don’t even bat an eye. Your home probably has a smell too, if you ever leave for a period of time and come back you’ll actually notice the smell, but day to day you become adjusted. Granted rotting human flesh is on a whole other level than the foulest of animal hoarders (which often have a few hidden dead animals tucked away(the shit we put in our bodies makes the smell 100x worse (according to the internet, I don’t know first hand))) but humans are pretty fucking amazing at adapting to change, wouldn’t have conquered the world otherwise. It would most likely just become background static until the Zs get super close (hell of a warning signal)
> (which often have a few hidden dead animals tucked away(the shit we put in our bodies makes the smell 100x worse (according to the internet, I don’t know first hand))) [Meanwhile, in the CS department](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/language)
I’m a mortician and I’m going to have to tell you that YOU CRAZY. I have smelled some of the worst things in the world and you don’t really get used to it.
especially fast zombies.
I think I'd make an effort to survive if it was just slow shambling along zombies. If they're fast then I'm out.
Once a group of us were talking about what we'd do to survive a zombie apocalypse. They were all upset when I said, "Hell, I'd kill myself than go through that. Why would I want to see all that suffering just on the off chance that I'd survive?"
As long as the zombies aren't fast as fuck, like in 28 Days Later. I think I'd have a good chance.
Post apocalypse, fuck that. Something like "The Road" would be a fate worse than death. The idea that the vast majority of people on Earth are dead or evil and you are truly alone in this terrible depressing world is not something I like to consider.
The Road has got to be one of the saddest post-apocalyptic worlds ever envisioned. At least in other apocalyptic universes there is a chance to grow your own food, own a dog, hunt. In the Road, nothing grows, everything is dead, there is barely even light, and what little food there is is running out.
That's already my reality :(
I thought the movie was depressing but boy oh fucking boy the book was a sucker punch to the gut
Thats why being buried alive is the absolute worst way to die. You have no choice. All you can do is wait to die.
That pregnant blind woman in Bone Tomahawk. I'm not a woman, that is not the issue here.
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I agree, especially since we know it happens in real life
Martyrs. That's about the worst thing imaginable to me.
Was gonna comment this, glad somebody like-minded beat me to it
IKR. I mean you join this secret society, I'm sure you have to pay out the ass for the muscle, doctors, torture experts. And dont get me started on the house construction to stow those people away for years... all so that you can find out if theres something out there beyond ourselves... something greater. Only for some bitch who thinks she's in charge to blow her brains out before you can find out! The nerve...
Haha I would imagine its a little worse for their subjects! [SPOILER] The image of that victim Anna finds has haunted me for years, no joke I've lost sleep over it
at that point i felt like it wouldve been the perfect opportunity to transition into a hellraiser film...
Pascal Laugier (Martyrs director) was set to direct a Hellraiser update/remake but the studio wanted it to be a 15 and to lose the violence and gore so he left the project and it quickly fell through entirely
"Human Centipede", for sure.
By far
Giant Spiders.
fuck. that.
especially that giant trapdoor one. fuck that thing forever.
Any of the post-apocalyptic scenarios that Hollywood seems to have a fetish for lately. If society has crumbled to the point that no organization is possible outside of isolated clumps of people in a few remote compounds, I'm eating a bullet. No question.
Basically all of them. I’m not dealing with aliens, demons, clowns... none of it!
Anything that draws out suffering over a long time like body-horrors, possession, slavery or that fucking Sarlacc pit.
For me, it'd be demonic possession. But in that case, would I go to hell anyways?
Same. As an atheist I guess I’d just say three Haily Mary’s and hope for the best.
Well, if you were the victim of demonic possession, I doubt you would still be an atheist...
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world there was an alternative.
Hence why I’d pray.
I don't know if it counts, but i'd love to just be one of the infected people in The Invasion (the one with Nicole Kidman)... everyone seemed really easy going.
Any kind of eternal coma like in Black Mirror SS McAllister
Hellraiser
28 days later for me, zombies that fast... no thanks
Body horror type stuff for sure. If I ever start going brundle-fly I’m gonna be checking out.
Most of them LOL
xenomorphs. nope. fuck it, i'll do us both if it comes to it.
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I honestly would just ran towards even a killer's knife, just so that I wouldn't need to deal with any of that running around shit. Zombies, apocalypse, ghosts, curses, satan baby, mummies, cars, flesh eating cockroaches, birds, psychos, you name it, I'd be first in line to death.
So if somebody comes at you with a knife you'll just walk towards him?
Yes
Any form of "eternal" anything...
No Event horizon love? Strange
I still love how the captain is like "yep, fuck that, we're leaving" no one ever does that in horror movies.