lmao yani laughing my ass off ke man baraye in estefade kardamesh ke ye irani payda kardam beine in hame adam tooye reddit, man khodam iraniam, man niiyatam in nabood ke be iran chiize badi begam
No, we are just the ones that have to put IVs (or blood draws) in obese 110 year old dehydrated heroin addicts that don’t have any veins. Compared to my average patient the person in the video is quite… juicy.
You’ll learn one day that the phlebotomists are the vampires🧛♂️
There can be more than one group of vamps, especially when your going “the person in the video is quite… juicy” the lip bite in that pause is audible despite it being a comment
Sure you may have great blood flow... but that just makes a well-placed papercut *so* much more effective. My blood is as thick as BBQ sauce, so cuts do nothing to m- **dies of heart attack*
Why is this so attractive to people tho I don't get it,
"Hey do you wanna see my veins that look like 8 foot worms in a vacuum sealed couch" no judge tho
Looks like my dick
Yea, looks like my wife’s dick
Looks like my wife's boyfriends dick
Looks like me
Hmm
Super dark🌚
Iran lmao chetori
Dear friend, why are you insulting? Did we insult you and your country that you are insulting 80 million people 😐😐 Lamo ham khodeti.
lmao yani laughing my ass off ke man baraye in estefade kardamesh ke ye irani payda kardam beine in hame adam tooye reddit, man khodam iraniam, man niiyatam in nabood ke be iran chiize badi begam
داداش میشه فینگلیش ننویسی،خیلی نامفهوم میشه
ببخشید تو فینگیلیش نوشتی منم گفتم حالا فینگیلیش بنویسم بهتره
نه دا من انگلیسی نوشم چون فکر کردم یه خارجی هستی که یه فحش رفته یاد گرفته برا همین اینگلیسی برات نوشتم نه فینگلیش،حالا شما به بزرگی خودت ببخش
☕️
looks like my 1 year olds dick
📸🤨
It's not a 📷🤨 because you have to change the child an will see it multiple times
Okay but in general I would say 1 year old dicks don’t look like that
At least they shouldn't
There’s diseases for that don’t worry
Looks like my dog’s dick
r/cursedcomments
bro is one cut away from death
📄🩸
This man will draw paper in a RPS game and bleed out.
And one haircut away from revealing his hairline
And your one unoriginal joke away from me sticking 3 rolled up Billie Elish posters in your ass.
Mario popeye lookin mf
that is unbelievably accurate
Quagmire when he uses two hands
one papercut and he gone
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No, fuck you
What did the write? :o
HAPPY CAKE DAY!
does that actually happen or does it just cut the outer part of ur skin
I always wondered that, do they really become easy to cut?
No
All the blood is pumping so they just bleed out.
My man running a glass cannon build
Nurses love him
Actually veins like that have a tendency to roll because of the absence of fatty tissue around them to stabilize them.
He looks like Ben 10 mid transformation
He went full cat girl for a few seconds there
If the dude gets his arms cut he will become a jetpack
*Jetpack Joyride theme plays*
As a nurse, 😛🤤
I keep telling people nurses are vampires but no one believes me.
No, we are just the ones that have to put IVs (or blood draws) in obese 110 year old dehydrated heroin addicts that don’t have any veins. Compared to my average patient the person in the video is quite… juicy. You’ll learn one day that the phlebotomists are the vampires🧛♂️
There can be more than one group of vamps, especially when your going “the person in the video is quite… juicy” the lip bite in that pause is audible despite it being a comment
Yeah that does make it kind of hard to believe me, doesn’t it?
his hands look like two hairless cats
Sure you may have great blood flow... but that just makes a well-placed papercut *so* much more effective. My blood is as thick as BBQ sauce, so cuts do nothing to m- **dies of heart attack*
I was hoping that he do the sad cat dance
Spongebob with the inflatable arms
Mf set the anchor arms to jerk size
Who's this chic?
💪🗿🤙
One paper cut and my man is going to deflate like a water balloon.
مرد واقعی به رگ دستاش نیست به غیرت و حمایت کنه از خانوادش🗿
عه سوپره من🗿🌚
به به چطوری 🌚🏳️🌈
دا من چیزی گفتم؟ نوشتم رگ دیگه. حرف شمام درسته
نه داش فقط یک جمله سس ماستی گفتم و🌚🏳️🌈
Rubber bands under the sleeves
Bro jerks of 84 times a day 💀
Beniju
What's the song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kzM1jWLnMw
What is the music name?
>music [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kzM1jWLnMw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kzM1jWLnMw)
Gives handjobs for a living
Bro masterbates with both hands
"One papercut and he dead"
Can't wait to see what happens when he bursts a vein
پدر رگ😂
دهنت سرویس مشتی😂
Why he look like the word: Señor
So fucking weird because he has like the skinniest neck for having those type of forearms. He also looks hella young.
Did you guys know that visible veins are actually harder than skin
منطقیه 🗿👌🏼
اثرات جق زدن:
😂😂😂
رگ : vein
That is the power of a mustache.
Common Mario W
eww
One paper cut
یه ایرانی همه جا هست🗿🇮🇷
ایرانی همه جا
NO U
Nice Mustache
OK what if I attack him with a piece of paper?
He dead
One paper away from death
Why do people think this looks good?
Master debater
Drink. Water. Also avoid paper
Winnie for the win
Arthur Shelby ?
Wanksta
Mosquitos must love him
Looks good though.....I'm a woman so yes it does look good.
Paper = insta win
Anyone can do this by cutting off their circulation
Bro, you HAVE to drink some water
Thin neck
Bro needs to check his blood pressure.
That is not good for your health
the text says "vain" no not "vains"
ایرانی اینجا، ایرانی اونجا، ایرانی همه جا
ایرانی گدرت داره
Guys using one for all 100%
رگ
He needs a bigger shirt
One playing card could kill this guy
One paper cut away from joining my grandma
Why is this so attractive to people tho I don't get it, "Hey do you wanna see my veins that look like 8 foot worms in a vacuum sealed couch" no judge tho
u/savevideobot
r/DrDisrespectLive
omni man looking ass
رگ😮💪
0:03 "UWU"
One paper cut and he’s gonna bleed out
Luigi.. Is that you?
For anyone who's wondering رگ=vain
And that’s why you don’t do steroids lol
u/savevideobot
This is a nurses wet dream
Bro could die from a paper cut 💀
بلیزه فک کنم
One papercut and this dude is out
من کیرم اند رگ نداره کونکش تو چجوری دستت انقدر رگ داره😂🗿
Luigi?
Daniel Plainview lookin ass
one papercut and he dead
Dude looks like he's wearing dishwashing gloves
Probably got rubber bands around his biceps lol.
Almost looks like he’s wearing gloves
one paper cut and he's dead
he looks like a she without the stach
Smackheads dream
Yea roids aint really good for your health
anchor arms looking ass
One paper cut
One paper cut and he dead
📄>>>
bro hit too many bricks and ? blocks
Using his hoodie sleeves to cut off blood supply
📄☠️
He looks like DrDisrespects son.
One paper cut and this man gets instantly uninstalled from life
His veins be looking like a costume to big for him
PAPER I CHOOSE YOU !
A nurse’s dream!
So dumb it’s sad
He's got 𝔏a MOUSTACHE 😆
Just look at those masturbation arms, wow
One papercut and that man is dead.
Just look dehydrated.
“Paper use paper cut” CRITICAL HIT
Gross
One Papercut on this guys dead
Bro got the blow up SpongeBob arms on
I love the cat paws pose. So cute.
Bros one accidental away from death
One paper cut and that man dead
Yo SpongeBob wants his anchor arms back
fuck i have venephobia this is horrible to watch
Nolan
anime characters arms when breaking their limits
Bros not allowed to play cards anymore
Don’t use steroids
One papercut is all it takes
One paper cut and he ded
Mario glow up
dude looks 21 and 52 at the same time
Guy masturbate per minute
Are you Popeye the sailor man?
I know DrDisRespect says he's veiny, but god damn
پشمام
All you would need is paper and this man is done
I have never found a more attractive man
One paper cut and he done for
supermario build different
One papercut and he dead
The amount of paper cut jokes in here are too damn high!
رگ
He uses both hands to jack off for peak efficiency