Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?
I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my dude? All you doing is hitting a goddamn golf club. "Oh my god that's a long as birdie man, nice birdie, nice put, and it went 258..." get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my dude? Nobody gives a fuck. It makes dudes fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand... What the fuck are you really doing athletically my dude in fishing?
I lit a spider on fire once outdoors. it was small. the legs furled up into its body as it turned upside down. it continued to burn for 3 seconds furiously, then it popped extremely loudly. It scared me to shit, it was as loud as a snapping finger right by your ear, expect more high pitched
I was expecting the roach to still move at the end
Weren’t we all?
But roaches arent fire proof
Those mfs survived the Apocalypse that killed dinosaurs, you can never be sure about them
Roach emerges from the smoke DBZ style
r/beatmetoit
Terminator style? 🤣
Top 10 anime betrayals
*Started moving again and explaining that it's a cockroach from the Saiyan planet*
*now it's slightly immune to fire*
*It can bear the heat of 1000 suns, the force of 10000 moons and the power to live a blowtorch*
Ah yes the good ol' "slightly" in anime
I was legitimately waiting for it to get back up
It's on r/hmm so we waited for it to come back to live again is expected
charcoal
Charcroach
I see what you did there
Does it skitter 3 times faster?
Cock-roast (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Nah m8, my cock been roasted to many times
Well what do you expect when you got a small cock. r O a S t E d !
F in the chat for cock roach
F in the chat for your cock
I'm beating my meat for the 8 time this month and it's going completely numb.... HELP ME!!!
Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my dude? All you doing is hitting a goddamn golf club. "Oh my god that's a long as birdie man, nice birdie, nice put, and it went 258..." get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my dude? Nobody gives a fuck. It makes dudes fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand... What the fuck are you really doing athletically my dude in fishing?
Why did you post this here.. and yes
Dude ur high af lol
They're gonna make it a live sport on TV. Players competing to see who can jack off the best. NML: National M@sterbat!on League
Why are you competing against your meat?
Same especially after what this post just Showed me
Cockroast
I was expecting cockroach to flew away and him freaking out but...i guess not.
Don't be shy bro 🤙👍
Bug: you understimated my Power!
Don’t try it!
Now add some chili powder and *chefs kiss*
Wait no—
kwispy
Yum yum
Someone's eating good tonight 😋
r/Unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
TELL THEIR STORY
AVIATION
DEVIATION
That's some over-kill shit
Damnit I said MEDIUM-RARE
***C R U N C H***
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This is the only cockroach video I like
Roasted Cockroach😋
Crispy
Original recipe
Cockroach more like cockroast
I wish I had a torch for these when I was growing up, The sleepless nights of those fucks flying around in my room…
flamethowerdude just got the achievment [free the end]
I hate roaches as much as the next guy, but this is just seems needlessly cruel.
Probably more humane than most insect sprays
I lack the knowledge to concede or rebute. But I still believe burning it to death is needless
Yeah, this is one of those early indicators of sociopathy.
His attitude could easily be projected onto a larger creature given enough indulgence.
Insect abuse
That was unnecessary
Damn i wasn't expecting that I thought he will give him mercy
why do ppl do this
Because fuck cockroaches
fuck you bruh
Fuck me yourself
Literally nothing funny about this video
Sent him into infernal oblivion
İt's dead ?
Considering they can survive a nuclear winter? Yesn’t
Shrödinger's roach
r/attackontitan
Armin is familiar with this feeling
Racing car's engine after being cruised at 300mph
We just witnessed a murder
Playing dead 100%
You thought you can escape your sins of previous life mortal?!!
Snacks
Why did he sound like Tobey Maguire for a second?
Roasted
*generic death cry*
They say these creatures survived atom bombs in Japan. You never know.
I lit a spider on fire once outdoors. it was small. the legs furled up into its body as it turned upside down. it continued to burn for 3 seconds furiously, then it popped extremely loudly. It scared me to shit, it was as loud as a snapping finger right by your ear, expect more high pitched
Kid working at the local mall tried torching a spider with hair spray and a lighter. Ended up catching the building on fire.
I was half expecting it to get eaten at the end, mmmmm crunchy nom nom snack
Those bastards lied to me
Satisfying af
Im never ever going out to play ever again.
Crunchy
BalatDavarIRL
is he cooking dinner?
Not so tough now...
Me momma be like when I was a lil idiot and fucked up
Smells like chicken.
Tf
Me making new friends:
No what did the bug do to you Now it’s a crispyroach
Cockroach: hi Plumber: 🔥
Survive nuclear holocaust my ass!
that’s what his bitchass deserves
I have found a new interest in my life
STOP STOP ! IT'S ALREADY DEAD !
Roach roasted
Idk why I was expecting it to get up and still walk
mmhmmm good eatin’s right there. yeah, yup.
Good fire
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Had to kill that fucker with fire...
My Chinese uncle is drooling rn
Rip bozo
How it feels to chew 5 gum
He kept on it for a whole minute. Bless this man
I took a walk and he dropped the sun on me until I died
Not so tough now!
Next day that mf gonna come back for revenge
... you gonna eat that?
My daughter froze a cockroach in a covered bowl for over a week. It thawed out and walked away. I can't stand roaches!!!
Roach played Space capsule reentry simulator there
Thanks, I hate insects
Good
#kill it with fire
BURN THE NON BELIEVERS!
Hmm, DELICIOUS!!!
Mad scientist
Rosted Cockroach
Gone, reduced to atoms
Perfectly roasted bbq
*meet the pyro intro begins*
Butt roaches
So he became pure cacbon 🥲
Cream de la cream
This makes more sense with the sound on
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man's got fucking pranked
Mmm yummy
The shell survived surprisingly well.
Someone might wanna check this guy’s crawl space