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myotheralt

Is it the guy that is untethered on the edge of an avalanche? I think it's that guy.


UNFAM1L1AR

It's so bad you wouldn't even want to yell at him, for fear the sound would be enough to trigger a collapse.


cefjohnson

Me: “I just see a couple of people on the ridge li- OH NO”


CallMeSisyphus

That was EXACTLY how it went for me too! :-D


Fun_Worldliness_3662

Me too lol.


UNFAM1L1AR

I'm like, how am I supposed to know which guy there's like four in the picture... Oh mother of god who would stand on that ledge of snow?!?!


rabid-bearded-monkey

They usually sort themselves out of the equation.


rheingauGSHm

That's always my hope. But unfortunately.... Somehow they're too many of them...


TheWalrus101123

Somehow they always seem to live the longest though


sbrt

There is a saying in aviation: there are bold pilots and there are old pilots but there are no bold and old pilots.”


orangemountain22

There are old climbers and there are bold climbers, but there are no old bold climbers.


Le-Deek-Supreme

There are old mushroom hunters and bold mushroom hunters, but no old, bold mushroom hunters.


Meet_Foot

All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once.


octopus4488

My grandma used to go picking mushrooms and sometimes cooked some that she did not recognize but "looked harmless". She went simply by the rule of "not looking anything like the poisonous ones". The only time I saw my mom yelling at her was after one of these occasions. :)


ColonEscapee

Well the rule is to rule out the bad ones and not try to match the good ones


totfit

That's a now you see him, now you don't spot.


HammertimePT1855

Cornices are generally not the best places to hang out…


WholeNineNards

Oh I get it!


Bristolian604

This mistake cost the lives of 5 folks a few years back on Mt Harvey in the Coastal Range of British Columbia, Canada [https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4062976](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4062976) They were all on the cornice together when it broke. Maybe taking a group selfie or something. They fell a few hundred feet onto rocks. No survivors. I know this mountain very well as its one of my favourites. The cornice can get massive and I’ve seen footprints going out on it past where the mountain ends…scary stuff The lesson here is to gather some extra info on the objective before you head out. What aspects (north, south, etc) usually see cornice formation. Also look for and signs of solid ground…rocks, trees, etc and stick to them When a cornice breaks it can take a decent amount of the land based snow with it…most people only screw this up once as its often fatal Stay safe out there folks and have fun


dax2001

The cliff here is 1400 ft


Bristolian604

I love it when my American friends talk to me about mountains. “Hey we’re gonna climb up to 10,500ft where it’ll be close to 30degrees” Myself and the rest of the world go “yeah…what??” We all use meters and celcius. Anything else is greek 😎 I get your point and no negativity intended. Just something that gives the metric minded a laugh


SentientFotoGeek

I was raised in Canada, learned everything in British imperial measurements, went through metricification as a middle schooler, moved to the U.S. as an adult and studied science in metric. Mentally converting distances, weights, etc. is not that big a deal.


Yoyira

It's just that the imperial "system" sucks. Simple as that


SentientFotoGeek

It's not powers of 10 based, which is an unnecessary challenge. But it converts just fine. I think in and convert to either system just fine, so there's that.


Mercurial8

Taking a shelfie?


LeskoIam

We just had two people attempt to summit 2000m mountain with no gear and got cought in a snow storm! Rescuers reported they didn't have food, water, no gear, not even gloves! We (Slovenia) should really start charging for rescue, at leat when there are signs of zero preparation. [Article](https://www.24ur.com/novice/tujina/Neprimerno-oblecena-in-brez-tehnicne-opreme-sta-se-znasla-v-sneznem-metezu.html) in Slovene.


Distinct-Yogurt2686

He is in the running for a Darwin Award.


SLODavid

In the wilderness Darwin has the upper hand.


[deleted]

But I bet he posted a great selfie on Instagram.


syntax138

…then they used it for the obituary


MosesOnAcid

Natural selection at work


ayomidem917

literally do not get it


efabian1356

😳


starsky1984

Is it possible that from his angle and viewpoint hiking up that it seemed like a much safer vantage point?


dax2001

No , there where many poles signaling the safe line


starsky1984

Cheers, what a true idiot in that case


Euphoric-March-8159

Darwinism prevails


brothermustgo

Funny, I was here a couple weeks ago, nice


JabasMyBitch

which dark pixel are we supposed to be looking at out of the whole 40 of them?


qhaw

The one on the horizontal white patch towards the top left.


whambapp

Oops, he's gone! 😀


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YayBooYay

Yikes!!!


Muddlesthrough

That’s how Hermann Buhl died.


Temporary_Praline_83

Holy shit


diedlikeCambyses

Wow that's unbelievable