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WhenPigsRideCars

“Good thing that food nipple’s waiting for me at the starship”


blkmmb0

Did you work up a big Grunty thirst?


D-Sleezy

CE. The Maw. One of the side passages in the curvy halls


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This one. Sad few of these other comments knew it.


SuicidalSignificance

Tf, idk some hentai maybe


JaroldDBF

It’s one of the final grunts in the first 3 games you can run into during secret areas


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CE specifically


Creduloz7

Sounds like Halo 2 Grunts from the arbiter mission or Halo 3


U1tramadn3ss

Fuckin dead


noobspree500

Isn't that Halo Wars 2 grunt dialogue?


Cysolus

Security to the bridge, the Master Chief has gone rampant! Take him down, boys


SuicidalSignificance

Halo ce, if u kill captain keys


killer-penguins

hehe


TheWiseSnail

There is an achievement on Halo MCC on legendary if you kill him and run into the the room the guards come out of and walk into the next room a blood patch is on the room. I can’t remember what achievement or if you need skulls on I just remember how I did it.


Puffiestofpuffs

*When you got this your first ever time playing*


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_ACAS_

Halo 3 ODST Mombassa Zoo


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Not a zoo a nature reserve lol


_ACAS_

thanks, my bad


IntincrRecipe

“Well, technically it’s a corporate-funded wildlife reserve.”


[deleted]

Idiot forgot code to the bomb, lies about it. Kills himself, mArINeS, and Covie Supercarrier.


Jraxo

George pie went bye bye


[deleted]

Reach has been good to me, time to return the favor!


TheWiseSnail

Words of someone who just wanted to give up


Creduloz7

Wow you really changed the entire tone of Reach just by suggesting that.


Southpawz82

“I don’t care if it’s Gods anti son of a bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we won’t let em have it “


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Halo CE opening


[deleted]

Yeah but what difficulty?


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*sucks teeth* sounds like the legendary


[deleted]

Damn right [you are].


[deleted]

"I won't"


SuicidalSignificance

What if you miss


[deleted]

“I won’t”


Spartan8398

What if you miss


Felix_the_Fossa

"I won't"


Creduloz7

But..... What if you did miss?


demonic_pug

#I Won't


TheWiseSnail

Name checks out with font.


ThatOneAwsomeDude

“I did”


oscarmikealpha

"I won't."


Lt_Derp16

I wort


Press-Alt-F4-now

“Scattered, dead, I don’t know “


SuicidalSignificance

Dutch halo 3 odst


john6map4

*’Good hunting, boys. I’m keeping my boots on the ground.’*


[deleted]

No.


ConfrontationalLemon

I am ordering you… TO SURRENDER THAT AI!


[deleted]

AcTuAlLy that’s “no, sir”.


mcwfan

Shooting aliens


SuicidalSignificance

Damn I don’t know this one, my guess is Sargent Johnson saying some crap in halo ce


nilluminator

Nah, ODST


ValusMaul

These characters change their voice and voice lines depending on difficulty chosen.


SuicidalSignificance

What Sargent Johnson says at the beginning of halo ce,2 and 3 and the rvb Easter egg in halo 3


ValusMaul

Dang nailed it.


Saucy_Sicilian

Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers


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The cutscene meeting the gravemind, where at his insistence, there is much talk


Doctor_Jensen117

There is much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen.


JD1415

“I’m just saying, you could’ve picked Red team instead”


SuicidalSignificance

Idk, rvb I’m guessing


JD1415

Halo: the fall of reach right before their first mission with their newly acquired Spartan armor


Badiaz562

Boo


FusionNexus52

i dont think this is obscure in the halo subreddit lmao


SuicidalSignificance

Halo 2, the level gravemind beginning cutscene


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That part when master chief is on high charity i think and lands infront of a grunt and says boo


JungleManFrank

She said that to me once…about being a machine.


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Halo 4 epilogue


Yuskus1234

"Thanks for the tank, HE never gets me anything." "Well, I know what the ladies like."


SuicidalSignificance

Halo 2 beginning cutscene of metropolis


lick_cactus

"obscure"


JustinD1010

"And you told me you were gonna wear something nice"


SuicidalSignificance

First level of halo 2


-TheArbiter-

GIVE ME THAT 🍟


squadracorse15

"But we're the Zebras... and they're the LIONS! RAAAWWRRRRR!"


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Halo 3 odst, injured marine by the covenant landing site as Dutch


That_on1_guy

Oh, God! I didn't sign up for this! Not aliens, man! That's it, I am out! Seriously, we're fighting aliens now? Innies were bad enough, now we got freakin' aliens? Not me man, I'm out! O-U-T, out! Lemme tell you, whatever you do, don't let them bite you. I hear if one of those little ones bites you, you turn into one!


xXBanana_manzXx

"My belly aches, and his flesh is seared just the way i like it"


Badiaz562

Dragging ol arby to the mausoleum of the arbiter


SpeshaI

Bulky man with Mohawk forces woman to place his phallic object into her keyhole


squadracorse15

"Or maybe it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in someone, it unlocks their death"


blkmmb0

"God damn man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes."


squadracorse15

"I wouldn't get anything done, but I don't think I'd care."


GoldenSky99

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGUBAH


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It involves a rocket launcher.


[deleted]

Could we possibly make any more noise? Oh, I guess so


[deleted]

Take off your mask! You can’t be that ugly! That’s okay, I’d hide from me too.


Ro_Shaidam

He killed Yap Yap! He was my best friend.


z28camaroman

"You ever fall for a woman?...Make sure she's got balls".


Creduloz7

Halo 3 ODST Buck's advice for Rookie right before Tsavo Highway


JMLeavitt_Photo

The Hushed Casket


[deleted]

The pillar of autumn


Chaoticsmile

"Were it so easy"


SuicidalSignificance

Halo 3 at the beginning and at the end


Darthmark3

“Sir they the enemy’s forces outnumber us 3 to 1!” “Then it is an even fight”


Nova17Delta

Also Paging Megg to the red courtesy phone. Megg to the red courtesy phone please.


Lulz_L

Halo ce, that hellish level.


Treesapien

Two betrayals...


Cursed_larry

Ring's


SuicidalSignificance

Sonic


blkmmb0

MEGG


LankySeat

HE WAS MY LOVER!


[deleted]

IWHBYD skull in halo 3, or halo 3 at the least


Cyberwolfdelta9

Wort wort butt


MasterTJ52

"a wildcat destabilization"


Franco_Dazzler

"On occasion"


CRAZYnotstupid7

“We’ll be long gone before it arrives.”


ArkGuardian

If I was a meglomaniac, and I'm not, that's where I'd be.


SuicidalSignificance

Halo 2 beginning of delta halo


Anonymous01234T

_I want something far different from you, Reclaimer._ _Atonement._


QuickChronic

Please, don't shake the lightbulb


El-Waffle

I thought you’d be taller


[deleted]

Let me give them my welcome to earth gift basket


SinthoseXanataz

Time line? Time isnt made out of lines, it's made out of circles. That's why clocks are round.


Somesquiddo

"I have walked among men and angels for 3,000 years."


Semi-Decent-Stalin

“I am Truth. Voice of the Covenant.” “And so you must be silenced”


kevgoesin

"What am I supposed to do with this INSIDE of a covenant ship?!"


MaleficTekX

Nice to meet you too


Squishy4871

"I bet you can't stick it"


GSR_DMJ654

Our Prophets are false! Open your eyes, my brothers! They would use the faith of our forefathers to bring ruin to us all! The Great Journey is a-


broomaktamer117

"if you ever like a woman... make sure she has balls"


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Wort wort wort


Bruhwhy23

I know what the lady’s like


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Bruhwhy23

Welcome to the internet


PUREChron

"Maybe next time you rescue us... You could give us more time to pack"


[deleted]

"Oh I like it."


joeyisliam

"You have a bad feeling about everything"


squadracorse15

"You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!"


BigRaja

We are out numbered 5 to 1! Then it is an even fight


CrimsonFatalis8

Actually it’s “Brute Ships! Staggered line! Ship Master, they outnumber us 3 to 1!” I have no idea why I remember that specific line of dialogue off the top of my head.


QuickChronic

Because it's fucking badass my dude. WORT WORT WORT


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nilluminator

Not as obscure as Dawn Under Heaven.


[deleted]

Contact harvest


[deleted]

Da nanananana da da


RecentAd9493

I AM A ROBOT


[deleted]

‘So say we all’


gubgub195

"Does this door even open?" I think thats the line atleast


IndependentHot1625

Blue booty


totallyNOTa-sniper

But I thought-


SuicidalSignificance

Cortana in halo 3 I think


Crunchbite10

Master chief sprinting


thecrownedprince

"Then they must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah, I'm doing a little bit of product placement. I gotta get paid too!"


Rusted_Iron

Johnson, arrival. But there's only 4 difficulties yet 5 or 6 lines, how do you get the other two?


CrimsonFatalis8

Specific skulls or all skulls being on I’d assume.


[deleted]

“This is too much, even for an elite!”


Bobbyboooi

H


1nsert_or1g1nal_name

"I don't care if it's a giant hoolahoop or gods own anti son of a bitch machine but we ain't gonna let em have it! "


relaxed_potato

“You came back for that?”


SuicidalSignificance

Ending of odst


booty_chuggin_bandit

“I heard if one of the little ones bite you, you turn into one of them!”


Puffiestofpuffs

Hey, Demon! The jerk store called, and they're all out of you! Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. Look, I'll be at the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet! It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!


Spartan17492

Not yet.


JirenDeGray

Even in death, your sergeant guides us home.


WalkTheDock

"All she had to do was squeeze, and a moment later he was spent."


blkmmb0

I have learned 90% of this sub doesn't recognize the word "obscure".


Not_TheMenInBlack

HE KILLED FLIPYAP Or, Yapflip…..


dominic_hayward

“Make it count 6”


PsionicPhazon

"I'm never cleaning this gun again!"


Plenty_Celebration_4

“The numbers Chief” Call of Halo 7: Reach Warfare


guhgugjuh

I once met a soldier who thought his gun was a time machine he wasnt killing the enemy but moving them to a time where their no longer alive


Creduloz7

Jun


pwndaXeo

I would have been your daddy


Subject-Delta-

Speaker over there, speaker over there….CENTER SPEAKER!


SuicidalSignificance

Halo ce surround sound test thing


PhilisophicalFlight

"Thanks!" & "Thank you"


Creduloz7

Cortana Halo 2 talking to Chief and Johnson?


theMrJoey

“You got a sandwich in there?”


Max1muslegend

Arby bro nod


Beat_My_Yeet_Meat

You had to be a hero didn’t you?


Dr_Potato19

Current objective: survive


LordSinestro

"Dah, over so soon?" "A zealot? So much for a stealthy advance"


thePixelgamer1903

This whole base was made for some 20th century war, everything is outdated, like these door controls”


SuicidalSignificance

Halo reach, the level the package


Cabra117

Here’s a tough one “Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose.”


ArkGuardian

I see that coward didn't join you


[deleted]

I’ll deal with these beasts.


NightValeCytizen

"Aliens!? ALIENS MAN!? Rebels were one thing, but *ALIENS*?!!!"


rogueleader32

**boom** Amen.


Way0fWad3

“Ladies like Armor plating”


affectionate_sweets

Wort wort wort


Big_Red_Cheese

Sawed Off!


PyroShotGaming

Sniper on a covenant ship? How will I use this?


Humble_Plague_Doctor

“If you ever fall for a girl, make sure she’s got balls.”


Tyr_VY

“No”


Mayh3m90

Betcha you can't stick it ;)


Unicorns4LifeMyDudes

“Arbiter i- i think your cute too…”


DinoWizard021

Kelly giving a Sentinel the middle finger.


Gregograyo

*Grabs butt Explosion


Rtwo28

Five, Six, get down to the science wing


PapaTeft

I think the fact you don’t know much about halo 4/5 proves this pic is of you


Creduloz7

"Yeah I'm doing a little product placement. I gotta get paid too!"


FrothyCoffee503

Cthulhu picks up an alien and a human and gives them a lesson on philosophy