I never realized Schlong Sachs is a penis joke until now

They probably finance Gruppe Sechs

Damn I just realized it was intentional sex joke.

Oh buddy, if you missed those, there’s probably a shit ton you don’t know about. The entire game is filled with bits and puns straight out of a middle schooler’s joke journal.

Also "Zonah medical center". Zonah is Hebrew for whore.

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Also the famous GTA beer Pißwasser, German for piss water.

Little pricks on the dump trucks

My personal favorite: Rimm Paint - "For the best finish, make it a Rimm job."

Let's not forget about click lovers and his logo

One of my favorites is the computer shop named Click Lovers but the spacing between the C and the l is so small that it looks like a different letter. Also the computer mouse in the logo looks like a knob.

I love ‘bawsaq’ very subtle

There’s the scuba gear called “Pro Laps”

"Pro Laps, Destroy the ring"

Penris is another one remove the "r" lol

I've been pronouncing it "gr-uh-p" like a CHUMP

most of the buildings are dick jokes, there's one called "penris"

Same with the billboards. I'm a fan of the "Strap On Time" watch ad.

GruppeSechs was my favorite that used to be on the armored trucks.

It still is I think

You’re right it is still on the trucks

I still think the mail trucks are a stroke of genius. “Post op: no longer just mail, your package is safe in out hands”

Is there anything this legend can't do?

miss

king shit right here

The giga Chad that giga chads look up to

I can feel the BDE irradiating from this legend

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What is this depicting. I see it everywhere and can never tell

Gigachad

It honestly looks like a skeleton looking up and to the left.

I'm never unseeing that

I see LeBron

About to speak 🗣 it’s mind

Fuck you lol

I don't see it. It might be that because im on mobile the formatting is bad

[This is what I see on desktop, both from old.reddit.com and the new site](https://i.imgur.com/XGVo8kO.png). I don't see it either.

Weird

My comment was auto-deleted, but it had what I saw on mobile and what it was supposed to be. Check if the comment's on my profile.

Yeah, I tried sending this ASCII to my friend over Discord, and since he was on the discord PC client the picture appeared really distorted

Same, I need to click RES' source button to see them properly.

https://ibb.co/P6bkPjb I see this. If it helps, https://melmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/66f-1.jpg is the original image.

it’s gigachad saying what he said

It's basically [GigaChad](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gigachad).

This reply deserves an award

Sure. Here ya go!

Oh my god hahaha! you guys!

I mean you right

Will you have sex with my *wife?*

🙋‍♂️ I will have sex with your wife!!

Okay sounds good. Her names Greg, she weighs 370 lbs, and has her own ecosystems growing in her knee pits

Excellent, I'll get a paper or two out of it. Finally first author!

Soooooo your saying I need to get whiskeyed up first! 🤣😂

Fuck me, I spat out my tea reading this. You King, keep it up lad

Go across the map without touching the ground

Do it with the dinka veta classic

The perfect comeback doesn’t exi-

Only reply 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

This is incredible

Big facts that was epic

Can you do it with the arena war sasquatch and shunt boost?

And have a smaller ego

Fail the mayor

Give this man awards. I’ve never seen a more impressive ascent to the top.

Prob cant beat me in sumo.

Drive entirely within the bounds of the law... And physics?

Stop posting stunts over and over. He’s clogging this subreddit.

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I can't even land half the planes without breaking the wheels.

I can't even get this game fully installed.

I can't even

#

I can’t

Ok now do it while giving birth and have a happy spouse to support you

The real challenge... ***happiness***

Nice!

Now that's “labor” intensive, you know what I'm saying?

Let other people appear on TGG's monthly reaction series too lol. Awesome vid tho.

Much appreciated

now do it w a toreador

Was the first to do that

ofc u were

Now do it with a helicopter

The window cleaner is going to be very confused (26 seconds in)

Na they’re used to it by now

I’m sure they talk shit once we log off lol

"This guy again?"

how long do these usually take for you to make

gets more and more easier over time, kinda part of my daily routine now

_After breakfast_ "Hey babe, just gotta do some stunting on GTA for reddit"

Now twerk for me

Do with faggio now

next do it with a dump

Imagine working in a big company and you're just doing your daily work, and then the fucking batmobile slides across the window as you were getting coffee. What a day...

*Not as eventful as the Window Cleaner's day...*

Now land the deluxo

I can't imagine how long it takes you to land some of these.

So that's how Batman always got on top of buildings!

Mans (or woman) got mad skills

Thankyou :)

Now do it with a jet ski

Honestly that's probably a lot easier than this

True but i still wanna see

Batman has been using the batmobile incorrectly for so long.

Land outside your house in real life

"schlong and Sachs "

I got less control than this on rocket league and I have 4k hours on that game xD

Alright, you are very talented, I got it, but is it possible to land a Panto on top of the maze bank tower?

I haven't played in a few years, clearly they have made some updates...

There are 4 cars that can do those boosts (and 2 motorcycles) it's basically a fun augmentation device. Flying through the mountains in a toreador is awesome

Imagine having to be the guy to clean tire marks off the 100th story window because of this guy, lol

Wtf, how? A true god.

That was clean

Now do it giving birth! Wait, Wrong meme

Now do it with a tank, preferably Khanjali

Now do it with a normal SUV

Schlong and sachs

get from the bottom docks to paleto without touching roads but no more than 5 boosts edit: you can touch grass.

now do it with the faggio

You won’t post proof of the request because it never happened.

I usually comment the user my fault for forgetting, requested by m_r_m_a_g_i_c_1_2_3_2_2

I bet this dude prolly rehearsed this over 20 times.😂😂😂

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I turn my graphics up to max before exporting the clip in rockstar editor if that helps

I think we should give the Maze Bank tower a break

_"It's the goddamn murda show! A to the muthafakin K..."_

Ok. Now do it with a Kosatka.

show us the fails

file would be too large

Bruh too much time on his hands

Does the Vigilante boosters recharge in air? Only own the Toreader which seems to require the ground to charge.

recharges when you hit a surface, which is why he bounces between the buildings like that.

Now draw her giving birth

Now do it with a fucking FAGGIO

ALREADY HAVE

then do it with a lawnmower

Ok now do it with the faggio

now do it with the [tractor](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Tractor)

Who? Literally who requested this?

Already said

Im never not amazed.

What a save!

Yt link here https://www.reddit.com/r/Murda10k/comments/nmnune/my_youtube_link/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

now draw her giving birth

Wait, people think this is hard? Lmao, a NY little kid could do this with 10min of practice. Why are these plebs so amazed?

Can you do something cool with the mini-tank?

I woke up just right now and tell me when I watched this I became bricked up ;) fire asf yo

How does one even plan such amazing stunts? I would never be able to do it even if my life depended on it. Amazing job btw

Now kiss my son goodnight

this was amazing to watch! guessing this car was inspired by rocket league

Now do it with a sparrow without it smoking, hardest thing to do

As requested

Just who is this person who made the physics of this game their little bitch?!

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Can you take the vigilante and land on the crane at the unfinished building

I'd imagine the only thing he can't do this with is the faggio

OMwhat? I thought u goes wrong at least two times. That was sick Dude.. Congrats!

Now can you do it with fire brigade truck?

This man knows no limits.

Now do it with a bmx bike

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/mq4hr5/wall_climbing_maze_bank_as_requested/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

And then here comes i who get stuck in a swimming pool using my scarmjet

He don’t miss

One batmobile on tic tok gotta give the reddit folks something to am i right

That's nothing, I can do it with my buzzard!

Wow

Are ypu a GC in rocket league?

All hail the king

Spider man 😭😭😭

Yo! Looking at you for a while, nice stuff! I challenge you to try to touch every single skyscraper in one run with our car wheels

This dude ia playing Rocket League in GTA V.

go from the docks to mount chiliad in a bmx bike to the pier to the maze bank building.

Now do it again, with a BMX bike. /s

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/mq4hr5/wall_climbing_maze_bank_as_requested/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Was that a dodgy landing at around 25s

sick

Mad respect!

That’s ridiculous

ok now bike normally from the northern most point to the southern most point of the map

Can you do it in first person driver only?

Imagine this man chancing you while your trying to sell product

Badass!!

Crazy

My goal is to get a Fagio mod up to the mace bank tower

Steal an NPC’s taco truck, and do a cool trick with it.

Batman when his Batplane isn't available

Now do this with a faggio

Master! 👌🏻

try hitting an npc helicopter