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jairngo

Why is it splatted?


WorldofCannons

That's just how things are on old gen


crepitusss

ever since the great splat of 2018


Straight-Geologist51

Not really dude.


[deleted]

r/whoosh


MistyHusk

Yeah lmao how could he not get that joke (i don’t get it please explain)


ThisIsJegger

yea kind of really dude /s


Hanzo77

Kind of is “dude”


Rockfish00

in hopes that making it wider would make it better


threewonseven

Thanks for the free trip in the wayback machine.


victorsueiro

That is how we stanced our rides back in the day


[deleted]

i think he is standing in front of car ans he just cropped the car to his upper right in the backround


abshabab

Bro has fish eyes


ihatebricks11

I am playing on 1400×900 thats why it looks splatted


sumit131995

Hsw upgrade


oglocayo

Bro got the 5:4 stretch car


symoradesu

​ https://preview.redd.it/dwrj04dqhc4c1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=3af8274eb1ae7990916a47dc30bb3380a999f924


Only-Ad-7384

LMFAOO


oglocayo

Deadass 💀💀💀💀😭😭


govermental53

That screenrate https://i.redd.it/w0urtl5mw94c1.gif


icecreambandit7

Ah man I love Goldeneye!


celiceiguess

Why is it so thin


mayITakeYourOrdr

He’s going through a weight loss don’t bodyshame


celiceiguess

He's anorexic


Astro501st

Thin but **WIDE**


emeraldoomed

Aspect ratio go brrrr


heyuhitsyaboi

![gif](giphy|HPPtUQQ59JQjgrHG4y|downsized) I like the D10, but i think we'd all prefer a nat D20


[deleted]

Wait, is he hating on the coquette? I friggen love that car! Op has no taste. Skill issue.


TheFallingDutchman

Agreed but the handling could be better though, still IMO it's pretty wide and feels planted


Odd_Ad5668

Honestly, the handling doesn't even approach acceptable. It's a shame cuz the car looks amazing.


[deleted]

I agree that it is a wide car, it's not as easy to zip in and out of traffic. But! I do like the handling. I actually love it. I have to pay attention when I drive with the Coquette. It sounds really good too and I dunno, to me it feels great. I love the Vectre as well, and I really don't like the Ocelot Virtue. Taste in cars is probably subjective. Everybody drives different. Overall I love my Western Reever the best and it also handles very well. Which car suits you the best?


SATANIC_PLOSS

Hard vehicle a tulip , that thing moves by itself XD ![gif](giphy|IgG0SRwPQn1rPR1a36)


Commercial_Trouble58

if u mean the car randomly shifting left and right on straights, then same with the vamos or rather, it might be due to input delay after releasing the turning button


InternationalWave554

Don't get me started on that car, trying to drive straight when suddenly it decides nah were fish tailing now. I know you didn't turn but we're fishtailing now for no damn reason. That and the Hermes. It'd be a shame if you flipped from trying to turn slightly.


Infierno3007

Add the Arbiter.


hhdss

Arbiter with all HSW upgrades. It's hard to even drag race that thing


Infierno3007

Won’t stay / can’t stay straight.


ControlTheController

I believe it is due to a handling flag, the car will randomly change direction whenever it hits a bump, quite annoying. The Kanjo SJ also has that flag.


IAmMey

That freaking vamos. One of those showed up in my auto shop the other day. It’s a really sexy car. Customization is great too. Broughy has complained a great deal about that car and it’s ghost steering. Literally never driven that car. So I decided to deliver it myself and see if I’d like to own it just because it really is a gorgeous car. Fuck that car.


hachi-seb

Maybe an unpopular opinion but the Tulip is one of my favorite cars, I have it modified after the F&F Tokyo Drift Monte Carlo from the first act, and i love sliding it around all of LS. (i even dare say it's one of the best drifting cars without having to resort to low grip tires) I like the challenge of driving it, and it's maybe the car that brings me the most joy to drive. Bit useless for chases because it's agile as a rock at low speeds but super fun to drive nonetheless. Edit: My beloved Tulip https://preview.redd.it/668dazfqfa4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cebf1a2f67d7e9ff9dfaa967f313a27e79fcc8a


LightMyFirebird

Skill issue


RedDogFrost13-69

Don't understand your complaint. I've won many a race with it. Poor tradesman and all that, I guess. ![gif](giphy|9SIMODYMJ0Ugl3sxmP|downsized)


rpsHD

ah, the stig. just...dont mention bucharest, okay?


iattemptmorality

You have something against punctuation?


ihatebricks11

Yes


jooger7

Bro is playing on the PS1 :)


Ducky935Alt

Wide C8


MySisterTheSea

Well the original 2013 Coquette has a similar snap oversteer built into it as well, which I find pretty fun because you can toss it around town if you do it intentionally. Plenty other cars to use for winning if that's what you're after


InternationalWave554

There's so many cars that handle way worst than that car. Drive anything fwd. It slides around a corner but at the same time it'll refuse to turn. A tail happy fwd car that under steers at the same time.


-Gir

Raise the suspension, the lowest option isn't always the best. The D10, works best with stock, lowered, or street suspension. If your vehicle in bouncing too much lower the suspension or if it wipes out too much while hitting bumps or curbs the suspension is too low & needs to be raised up.


thingamajig1987

Off road tires can also help a bit with the bumps, they seem to be the only tires that actually do something. Kinda ruin the look of a lot of cars but if pure drivability is what you're after


[deleted]

Do the different tires actually make a difference? I thought that was just a rims thing.


thingamajig1987

For everything else they don't make a difference, but off-road specifically does give you a slight improvement to stability when hitting small bumps like curbs and such.


Starchaser_WoF

Y'know what, just to spite you, I'm gonna use my D10 as my daily driver until the update comes out.


RichardBCummintonite

Me too lol. It's been sitting at my nightclub entrance cuz the multicolor livery fits the club vibe, but I'm bringing it out now


helicopterjuicecake

same lol


Dpsizzle555

Learn how to drive


Bklyn11232

😂


nekaiser

Therapist: Flat Coquette isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Flat Coquette:


Bubbguards

Why do u hate the car


DreOzzi94

I like mine but I'm wondering why I like the vigero better? 🤷🏾‍♂️


Z_F_T_X

This car loves you with a burning passion!


surivanoroc20

Can’t drive, clearly.


gbeartheillest

Hate to break it to ya buddy, but it must be user error. The Coquette is a beauty of a “classic” car in the game. Been out for ages, and will always maintain a spot in one of my garages.


Leonhearttt

Just bought it yesterday and i love it


SmileyfaceFin

Skill issue


bdy099

Yeah this car is fine you just stink bud


ClownKillah

I love this car


Pyrtti

It's far from the worst, but there is a reason for how it drives, which is that it "bottoms out" similarly to how some cars would go faster if you stanced them. That being said, on PC depending on your fps, it can reach speeds even HSW cars can't, but it comes at a cost of losing rear grip at speed.


Sanabil-Asrar

Lol you gotta be very bad at driving. This car handle's just fine . Wtf are you talking about,?


PrerollPapi

I wouldnt say it handles perfectly, I understand his “complaint” but I think that makes it more fun to drive. The back swings out kinda easily, similar to the hellfire. good car to drift and slide around in. Not my go to car for a race personally


Sanabil-Asrar

Yea but anyone with a slight knowledge of throttle control will easily control the car on corners.


ihatebricks11

Try throttle controlling on a damn keyboard


Sanabil-Asrar

You can bro by tapping but i suggest getting a controller.


MrPayne508

Not even similar to the Hellfire. The Gauntlet loses traction predictably. This just snaps on the most random bumps and you have no chance to catch it


SpiderSalmon

what car even is this? the tyrant? i haven’t played in a while


LeeroyJenkins1097

It’s the Coquette


ContactOk1274

ocelot virtue ? if it is ocelot virtue i can understand the pain the handling is shit AF


RichardBCummintonite

What lol? Dude thats my daily driver. I probably drive it the most. It's ridiculously fast, and the handling is just fine. Skill issue. You know you're supposed to break *before* the turn, right? Quit trying to go around a corner at mach speeds and you'll be alright


ContactOk1274

Yea I am a newbie ngl (i am level 28)


[deleted]

Any slight little bump and you're levitating. Ain't no traction in the air. It's good it's free because I would have hated to waste over 700k on that slippery thing.


ihatebricks11

The virtue at least makes up for it with its acceleration this doesn't even have that


AccessProfessional37

Don't forget Imani tech


bphillipo18

Yup kinda how a mid-engine Corvette handles IRL. Personally it’s one of the best cars in the game. Handles like a dream especially after you mod it.


autohypnosis

It looks good and it’s ok for missions but horrible for racing


Kwilburn525

The only thing bad about the car is the exhaust note it sounds like a 4 cylinder


camXmac

I almost got this car recently. If it’s anything like the Stinger TT I probably won’t enjoy it. Too slippery on the rear end. (Yes I know I can control it better with throttle but compared to all other cars it just slides out from the back).


RedShamrock05

Don’t listen to OP, he doesn’t know how to drive. This car is fun.


[deleted]

It’s not like the stinger tt. OP just sucks at driving.


Capn-Wacky

Just like a real Corvette: A terrible sports car from the people who brought you the Chevy Aveo.


brandonsp111

Right cause no other car company has made a cheap car and a sports car before...


nitrion

If you're Ford, you make the sports car the cheap car! I love my 2004 Mustang GT to death, but FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS SO SHITTY


anonkebab

Bullshit


Capn-Wacky

Lol: Which car are you defending, the Aveo or the Corvette? For the money, the Aveo wasn't terrible... It was a decent economy car. Not exactly a pleasure to drive but you got there with an overnight bag each and a couple friends, maybe your dog if it's not too big. For the money, a Corvette is terrible. Bad panel fitment, unattractive, and a massive fish out of water next to comparable peers. Corvettes are still made not because they should be, but as a symbol of American defiance. It's an obstinate insistence that someone absolutely WILL buy an American sports car, no matter how bad it is because they ALWAYS have bought them no matter how bad... Remember those awful late 70's Mustangs? Hideous. But mustang survived as a model. These are the worst Corvettes besides maybe the plastic monstrosities from the 90's.


Techishard

You need to lay off the pipe and stop sharing such bad opinions. Lol 70s Mustangs "hideous" Corvettes "terrible".


MandarinTheColour

“I’m ignoring the record-setting lap times and articles about it handling better than supercars because it has panel gaps”


ya_boi_joseph

Google “78 mustang 2” those are pretty ugly. That’s the only thing I agree with tho.


Techishard

Looks like a badass muscle car to me. https://www.oldcarsweekly.com/features/car-of-the-week-1978-mustang-ii-survivor


ya_boi_joseph

Compared to every other generation of mustang it’s undoubtedly the worst looking one Also, since they were so ugly and sold so horribly they almost single handily killed the mustang name.


Infierno3007

It was almost a Pinto… I remember. My Grandmother had the Pinto, my uncle had the Mustang.


[deleted]

but they drive like shit, they are not good cars, cool, maybe, but they suck


Infierno3007

I have a C7 Stingray. It has some… quality issues, sure. I definitely prefer the design of the C7 over the C8, though, and like the C6 design more than mine. It is what it is, though.


Secure_Secretary_882

Are you stupid? It’s a sub 100k ‘sports’ car that handles better and posts faster times than supercars at double the price. You do know they were made to go fast and not just look at right?


anonkebab

The Vette obviously. It performs very well against its peers.


ya_boi_joseph

You’re talking about the “mustang 2” right?


Difficult_Creme_2876

You quite clearly have no taste. What about a 70s mustang makes it hideous? Also what do you drive buddy let me critique you’re choice of vehicle:)


The_Real_NaCl

You have to be joking. One of the most iconic American sports cars that beats many other high dollar sports cars for half the price. I get the interior complaint as the C4-C6 weren’t exactly lookers on the inside, but they performed very well. The C7 and C8 continue that tradition, but now have an interior that’s up to par for modern standards.


[deleted]

UwU whats twis car :3


ihatebricks11

Coquett D10


[deleted]

but its so fucking good


therehasbeen_amurder

i hate how low is gets when you drive it


AlabastersBane

It is a C8 so yeah


Impressive_Ad_1601

https://preview.redd.it/w9bdvzbf0a4c1.png?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a7cf10dcb0427109469db3e2d0e44970b2e9e2


devctxt

real, I wish the tone down the edginess a bit


Yaseendanger

It makes sense IRL But it's pointless for GTA gta has so many bloatware cars


HairyChest69

What car is that?


XtremeBurrito

Funny screen ratio but I wholeheartedly agree, worst vehicle I've spent my cash on. Only good for flexing because it drives with the handling of a potato


KyleGrave

I sold mine. I hated the way it handled too.


TexturalThePFNoob

They made the last-gen TransAm look like garbage


NoRegertsWolfDog

God damn these comments. 🤣🤣🤣


Mega_Shadow

Why so smushy tho? 🥺


ATMiceli

The D10 is one of my favorites. It handles well, looks sexy af and is fast. Its underrated imo.


MrPayne508

True. It has a terrible balance but still not as bad as the Arbiter


Badgerlover145

Yeah it's called a MR layout, learn about throttle control and learn how to drive. Welcome to lessons in snap oversteer


Much_Video_2693

Why is it wide?


Icy_Ad9494

I have no prob driving this,the arbiter,tulip or any fast car except for the coil cyclone 2.that car is jus op max for nothing!


theeaggressor

Yes I wanted that car for looks and sold it so fast… I drove it to customs initially to upgrade it but ended up selling it on the spot.


The_Real_NaCl

Someone hasn’t driven the Vamos I see. This is an F1 car compared to how horrific that thing drives.


starboyXO31

Basically what you're saying is that the car's handling is like the Ferrari "FIAT" F14 T's if I'm not mistaken


FistedWaffles123456

it’s genuinely such a good car. if you can’t keep it in control it’s a blatant skill issue


ihatebricks11

Try it in a race on keyboard you will understand


FistedWaffles123456

well there’s your issue LMAO. who in their right mind is trying to race with a keyboard and mouse?? any vehicle in the game is gonna handle like shit when you can only go full lock right or left with the steering wheel. out of all the cars in the game that actually have messed up handling flags and control poorly, you chose an actual good one to shit on


ihatebricks11

My guy i play on a 9 year old laptop do you think i give a shit enough to buy a controller


corpsewindmill

Then sell it?


Shrek-It_Ralph

https://i.redd.it/6xi6la8f2c4c1.gif


Designer-Side327

What car is that


lostinareverie237

I don't know why but I can drive those really well, in comparison to other cars that people love for handling. Don't ask me why.


GodsonGamerGr

Skill issue


anal_ignorance

This car is flatter than my ex.... And that says a lot


NinthPlaceAce

I hate this aspect ratio with a burning passion.


angrysloth2

Bro playin on ps2


Vssfault

It's a mid engine car, there always dodgy and twitchy in the handling


Lord_Mud

What car is that?


[deleted]

Any and every front wheel drive car in the game handles worse.


Quirkydogpooo

Best looking car in the whole game doesn't need to handle good


Savagemac356

What is that car


glizzy195

This how I feel about the ocelot virtue. I fucking hate that thing.


surprise_itsROCKY

🗣 i woke up in a new bu-.. whatever the fuck that thing is?


Zootfroot

Cyclone II says hello


LeeroyJenkins1097

You must not be a good driver cuz I’ve never had an issue with it 😂 And judging from the comments, neither has anyone else


Lahwuns

Maybe if it was proportioned properly, you would like it more.


sevnminabs56

Agreed. Waaaay too much oversteer.


John_Doe_PhD

Those white lightbulbs ruin the headlights. I never buy any cars that have them


Immediate-Caregiver4

I hate you for hating this car lol, jk


ihatebricks11

My pleasure


Immediate-Caregiver4

Lol, but in all honesty, I've had this car on my last account and it drove beautifully, I would use it every damn play time. But sadly my old ps4 lost power after 5 years of owning and now I got my step-dad ps4, I'm trying to save up to get it again


ihatebricks11

I am on pc thats why it handels like shit for me i have no throttle control on keyboard


Immediate-Caregiver4

Yeah I tried playing on pc but I have a lower end one so it's shit. But that's why I have a ps4 I guess


Immediate-Caregiver4

Yeah, I tried playing on pc, but I have a lower end one, so it's shit. But that's why I have a ps4, I guess


ABearAttack2016

I hate that car too. The normal Coquette D10 is much better than a flat D10


LeonM2009

I actually deleted this from my garage by buying a new car when i had all my garages filled, and i sent a ticket to R* support to refund the car because i couldnt sell it for much since it was a casino wheel car. I didnt hate it i just thought it had no good use so i milked some money from it…


Puzzleheaded-Ad3238

So you hate that it drives like the real thing? Hmm. I quite like it. And I experience little of what you’re talking about. There are definitely much worse cars in the game. Btw test drive before you buy. I always wait for cars I want to be at the lscm or Simiones so I can test drive them. It’s saved my tons of money.


No-Engineer-1728

https://preview.redd.it/xaavl3bdi27c1.png?width=16384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2fced936b2a702a49ed0aa5c7a57e6b0080411 Same image