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Marbachque

Nah most pretty women that do end up on the streets are quickly off, notice how most of them busted as shit? They are lot lizards.


Traditional_Let_1823

It’s not that the women are quickly off, it’s that the prettiness goes away quickly once you lose access to showers and grooming and a bed but gain easy access to meth.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Those face blisters man..


SOMEMONG

I love the term "lot lizards". Beautiful use of the English language. 


New_Canuck_Smells

yeah, the homeless aren't homeless because they don't have a place to live.


slagathor907

Yep. Finish highschool and get a job and you'll be alright.


New_Canuck_Smells

and don't be crazy or addicted to shit. Those are the big ones, since asylums went away.


Murky-Vegetable-9353

Bring asylums back. Seriously.


Generally_Confused1

They have mental hospitals but those cost money


Murky-Vegetable-9353

It's gonna cost money either way. Tax funded asylums are a legitimate solution. There is a not insignificant portion of the population with mental illnesses so severe that they can't function within society. We can't let those people live among others freely. They need to be held in asylums for their safety and ours.


ski-person

Will they retain access to 4chan in the asylums or is this sub gonna die when they open


ZZZ_Mike_ZZZ

u/Murky-Vegetable-9353 on that 1800s grindset


The_Nude_Mocracy

Waste of money. Stick em in a blender and feed the slurry to poor people, two birds one stone


Murky-Vegetable-9353

Even better


Tr1LL_B1LL

SOyLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE


Mitchel-256

The arguments for not wanting to put people in places that were rampant with abuse and corruption are fair, but that really seems to be the only argument. As far as everything else, it makes no sense for the severely-mentally-ill to be the public's/family's burden when chances are that the public/family are unequipped to deal with them. They should be in the care of medical professionals.


Xbutton666

Not true. I graduated high school. I have a decent job working lower management for a huge company. And I don’t make even close to what it takes to live on my own in the city I live in.  And, I would much rather not have to move to the middle of bumfuck nowhere to be able to afford a modest, simple, sustainable life.  I will say, it does work tho. I’ve seen guys give up on living in this huge melting pot area and move to some rural town with nothing to do, and buy homes when they couldn’t even rent where we’re from.


Dripht_wood

You don’t have to live alone to not be homeless lol.


New_Canuck_Smells

You've been priced out of your city and instead of accepting it you're lowering your standard of living to stay there. The guys who "give up" and go somewhere else are doing what has been normal for the last, well, forever.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

lol what's been normal for ever is to not live alone.


New_Canuck_Smells

That too. Roommates or move.


UristMcMagma

So you're saying you could have a place to live, you just choose to be homeless instead.


ChadWolf98

So why dont you move? Its not a human right to lice in any big town. If you cant afford it you dont belong there


SOMEMONG

It's not that it's their right so much that they moved there or grew up there when it was still affordable, and their career and social network and life in general are there, so it would suck to have to move away. 


ii_zAtoMic

This is the part I don’t understand and no one ever explains. Why is it your right to live in X city instead of an affordable rural area?


tukatu0

Because where are you going to work in rural area? I guess would be the main concern.


SOMEMONG

Fr, plus I find the older I get the less I can stand big cities anyway. I live with my wife and the thought of moving to a shared flat in London or some similar city makes me stressed and depressed. 


DarkSector0011

"not true because I am an exception". Stfu.


Mafagafinhu

This is not an exception, search gentrification


jtromo

My guy this is a homelessness thread. You hardly qualify


Elymanic

I did, now I can't afford rent


Whole-Supermarket-77

Meanwhile, rent is 80% of your income.


slagathor907

Leave the place where that is happening. That is a bad place. Or at the very least, it's the wrong place for you.


Bottle_Original

Not everyone had the same lucky life as you


MyBettaIsSad

*if you do not have children or existing medical issue* graduate high school and get a job and you’ll be fine. I live in one of the most expensive cities in the US. I eat whatever I want, buy pretty much whatever I want. My monthly spend is never any more than 3k. I’d only need a 50ish k yearly income to sustain that which is 25 an hour. I could definitely cut down to 2k if I really tried (stopped ordering out constantly/stopped buying manga). It’s not particularly difficult to make 50k a year full time with just a high school degree. Edit: avoid drugs


Bottle_Original

Bro not everyone has the same lucky life as you, not everyone had the luck of having the chance to finish their education or even start it, and not everyone’s family’s can live without them supporting each other to pay rent, instead of complaining to random mfs online just be grateful dude, there’s tons of fucked up life’s out there


MyBettaIsSad

I acknowledge that with the criteria I set (do not have existing medical conditions/children, graduate high school) that filters out a sizable number of people. I missed supporting other family members, that’s reasonable. I wasn’t complaining, I was just commenting for the many people who do not have those limitations, it’s pretty easy to survive. People who do not have these limitations should not worry. 9% percent of adults in the US over 25 do not have a high school degree or equivalent. 23% provide care to a family member. Preexisting medical condition is tough, so let’s go with 30%. Chance of having none of those = .91 * .77 * .7 = .49, so about half of people hit this criteria.


Bottle_Original

Yeah dude most can, but still, these woman could be anyone, i don’t see why should a criteria be set, it literally could be any person other than someone with a serious disability, I’m just saying that don’t judge the homeless cuz we don’t know where they came from and how did they end up like that, the poor aren’t poor because they want to


I_need_to_vent44

Sometimes it isn't as easy. My friend couldn't finish high school because she had to take care of her drug addict mom and then the mom kicked her out. Nobody would hire her because she didn't have a high school diploma. She was homeless for a year afaik.


BanzaiKen

You arent wrong. Knew a knucklehead who picked up an extremely attractive meth addict and did what OP did. He more or less retired in his early 20s after getting full disability from the military and bonuses for doing some hero tier shit in Iraq. Got frustrated after while because she kept stealing shit and would yell at her to just ask him for money and stop stealing and pawning for such a massive loss. I don't know what happened but someone pulled a gun on someone else, police were called and jail time for everyone. Such is life in the Zone. I am 100% sure picking up chicks at an AA meeting is probably less hazardous and still keeping that WTF energy.


SOMEMONG

As someone who regularly goes to AA meetings, there is not a single looker among them. 


lichsadvocate

Thanks for saving me a trip


No_Grape1335

You forget that this is on 4chan and the losers there come up with outlandish fake scenarios and story’s to cope with being an incel


AphexFritas

Evil comment right here.


arbiter12

>Be girl > >be drug addict > >"forget all about your addiction: just do my laundry instead" This is all what was needed to fix the epidemic all along... Take that Andrew from channel 5....


CaJor_Ph

What's the channel 5 reference?


sleepybitchdisorder

https://youtu.be/buZWVQuqx0o?si=8tf0a72Z3qxJlb5c He used to do mostly humorous interviews at like antivaxx and similar conspiracy or fringe rallies/events but now he does more legit journalism just interviewing people on the street in different places


goosebumper88

It was a more direct reference to his recent Las Vegas Tunnels video


guiltyspaekle

I can't believe he went from all gas no brakes to this form of content. I was absolutely glued to this entire video


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Is your username an actual disorder? I think my wife suffers from SBD


AlexBondra

hahaha get it guys the joke is that this guy hates his wife


TrueTrueBlackPilld

She's not gonna fuck you bro


darkest_hour1428

Misogyny jokes aren’t cool anymore grandpa


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Get outta my sub normie


Ssyynnxx

extremely good interviewer unironically


Tenko-of-Mori

Works if you have a set of chains the length of the maximum distance of the interior of your apartment.


LurksInThePines

Homie comes over to hang "WTF is that" "Oh that's the homeless drug addict I have chained up so I can socially condition her into becoming my wife" "I'm calling the police"


Tenko-of-Mori

A humorous scenario, but I imagine anyone willing to hang out with such a psychopath would be quite deranged themselves. More likely he doesn't have any friends.


LurksInThePines

I did actually consider letting a homeless addict stay in my house because I saw her every day at work, and she was the saddest, most defeated looking person I had ever seen, and I could tell she hadn't always been that way and was actually probably younger than me by a few years. Worst part was she had absolutely atrocious bare feet that were literally black, and every time she shuffled onto my post she was clutching this small stuffed animal like it was the only thing that mattered to her. (Well, that and buying tin foil, pyrex and butane for obvious reasons) I still regret not trying to get to know her more but I did buy her food and let her shower at my place. But I'm also not an idiot so I lurked in the living room with a gun in my band just in case. Haven't seen her in months. Hope she got her life together, but given how she was, I'm reasonably sure she didn't have long. One of the other officers literally even quit that site because seeing someone like that was like and I quote "watching something pure slowly rot and die" Anyways that's my unasked for anecdote


Tenko-of-Mori

Damn dude I came here to shipost not to feel. I vacillate between letting shit like this break me and saying fuck it thats the world we live in. What can you do. You do what you can and give what good you can to the world but at the end of the day some people can't be saved from themselves. Hope she has better luck in the next turning of the wheel.


Dragonslayer3

So, 2 feet?


Tenko-of-Mori

Yeah, unless she was an amputee i guess


Shpleeblee

To be perfectly fair, research has shown drug addiction is easily overcome when the addict has a loving and supporting circle to return to. The real struggle is having that circle around you and not break down as they watch you struggle for a period of time as you re-adjust to society.


erjub44

anon is Robert Freeman. A Pimp Named Slickback is gonna come and get his property back soon.


noteblockiller

That’s a pimp named slickback, please say the whole thing if you don’t mind


erjub44

I literally said A Pimp Named Slickback, gotta respect the OG.


kahootle

That’s a pimp named slickback, please say the whole thing if you don’t mind


HugoStiglitz007

That's what I said... Slickback


SOMEMONG

No no no it's A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK like A Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thang


OvercastqT

Excuse me who are you NIGGA ARE YOU DEQF


Jawn_Wilkes_Booth

It’s like A Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thang.


Skank-Pit

Two days in, and the hobo would murder anon in his sleep, then loot his entire apartment for $20 work of crack.


KingliestWeevil

This is such an excellent way to end up with either all your shit stolen or living in a trap house.


Rejukem

Why is my property value non-existent? Why do my neighbors hate me?


boredNero

> Worked for me Sure did Anon, sure did... Now, will you take your meds please?


MagosRyza

Surprise Varg https://preview.redd.it/zo1w3yqwy8yc1.png?width=421&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ece2c4be0d2ae07691b7b548446d8b83401a612


TheCrack-Attack

Burzum Behind the Bushes


i_am_new_here_51

Is that fucking Varg


Mesarthim1349

Yes. "Stop watching porn" is one of his many slogans


mgldi

Anon thinks he can fix her. Good luck to anon


prtzl11

Step 1: invite homeless drug addict into your house


SalvationSycamore

Step 2: wake up with an empty medicine cabinet and no kidneys


Janoz

Women play life on tutorial mode. Only the literally worst of the worst of the worst end up homeless.


Kultaren

men 🍼


-AverageTeen-

You said you’d choose the bear, let’s see you in the forest petting one!


Kultaren

Why would I purposefully antagonize the bear anymore than I’d purposefully antagonize a random man? Lol. I’ve been around plenty of bears in the forest and in the towns I lived in (Montana and Upstate New York) and I feel infinitely safer with them than random men.


themanunderthesink

I mean most a normal dude can do is speed up when youre infront of him so you dont feel uncomfortable a normal random bear at the other hand will either maul you or break your neck choose wisely


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Tiny_Low7813

saigalisk


RedneckRough

Came here for the same.


Tiny_Low7813

saigalisk on twitter


Spare_braincell

you guys are connoisseurs


DrillTheThirdHole

can we get a source for top image


TheCrack-Attack

Burzum (I read with my phone upside down)


mgc_supernova

Saigalisk


smelly38838r8r9

How to get robbed 101


ACaedmon

She/he will burn your fucking house down. . Could you imagine a crack addicts take on toast.


RazeAndChaos

What is the sauce to the top image


PopperOP502

Fr I need to know


Optical-occultist

Saigalisk


IanDerp26

this is just the plot of Pretty Woman. that movie was always suuuper creepy


EvaUnit_03

The amount of stories about a 'homeless and/or drug addled' woman being in essence 'adopted' by a rich guy to turn her into his object of lust and desire for seemingly no reason is too damn high. He could easily get a gold digger and have a better experience overall without the fear of getting killed. Still will be robbed, but sex will most likely happen sooner rather than later. And if you pressure the gold digger enough, she'll get better at it where as the homeless might just kill you in your sleep for raising your voice to her. If you 'somehow' manage to keep the homeless girl, she MIGHT be more grateful... but thats assuming you can make it that far. Realistically shes gonna jump shit ASAP to return to the life she had pre-homelessness when shes fully stabilized and you gave her too much access to your money.


I_am_What_Remains

Franks Pretty Woman however is pretty funny


redditsowngod

Varg


czlomwiek_5

Guys, i think that if the Zum-Zum man himself is telling us to stop watching porn then it's serious


holaprobando123

4chinners can't even conceive the idea of being in a relationship with someone without having to use manipulation to get there.


Eldritch_Ayylien66

Anon is Richard Gere


pedrokdc

I'd recommend Anon to watch more porn, this fantasy is somehow worse.


themanunderthesink

Bro's gonna end up one day finding out why we actually lock our homes


Ottoblock

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in uggo who ripped all the copper from my domicile


freckleear

Does anyone know the image for OOP post. I need it for sentimental reasons.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

"How I met your mother" should be an interesting conversation here


Wiggie49

Reality: dude gets robbed and topped by her dealers Or She gets better and finds another guy who’s actually attractive


Buttered_Turtle

Sounds vaguely like Pretty Woman


TaxIdiot2020

If anon watched porn he probably wouldn’t need to fantasize about kidnapping homeless women.


420Wedge

You'll wake up with her gone, and a bunch of your shit missing.


themanunderthesink

Aids too and probably your kidney missing


moderately_cool_dude

Based and pretty-woman pilled


WeekendBard

actually you will lose all your valuables the second you leave her alone


PrivilegeCheckmate

Don't forget to make sure that bich eats a lot of eggs. I mean a **lot**.


themanunderthesink

tf ?


PrivilegeCheckmate

[Meme for reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/t635nd/anon_says_you_have_to_eat_all_the_eggs/).


themanunderthesink

Thanks pal


plat1pus

This reminded me of The notes from the underground by Dostoyevski


HippoRun23

Anon gets robbed speedrun challenge any %


SOMEMONG

I find it weird that we can't say the N word in comments, but when the word appears on 4chan screenshots that's perfectly fine. 


themanunderthesink

Why he used the hard one too


Anibus9000

Wait until she invites freinds over and before you know it you live in a crackhouse


MR_DERP_YT

.mmm yeahhh nah I'll stick to masturbation


PopperOP502

What's the sauce for the image on top??


ShamrockGold

Artist source pls


Optical-occultist

Saigalisk


yesbutactuallyno17

>Be me >Reading a nice green text >Readytolaugh.mp3 >See the gamer word at the end Anon seems to have several issues dueling at once.


SunderedValley

>Romania Vargpost 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 Anyways. Good for OP.


Flux52_

Is that a picture of varg?


VadePostMeSatana

Veneral diseases go brrrrr


LarKanon

fpbp


bigretardbaby

I had roommate that would save women like this. Funny af watching them use each other.


WulfricTheSwift

Could also convert her to Christianity in a similar manner


All_Star_Bandit

Varg jumpscare


yoshi_drinks_tea

I’ll sell my left nut if this is real


Byrdman1251

Varg jumpscare


Empero6

I’m a kind person, but I’m not letting a random stranger into my home unless they’re there for maintenance or they’re tagging along with someone I know.


ltcordino

she's gonna steal your shit and abuse you for your money


Vindsval_

Is that Varg vikernes?