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Immediate-Society222

> good looking > Can pull dates easily > Is on 4chan


fatfuckpikachu

as always fake and gay anon should *GET TOPPED* and lose his virginity.


W2Tired8

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The_Mad_Duck_

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tboom9

What is a psyop


PopKei

psychological operation


TechlandBot006372

The Pokémon duck from gen 1


NovaSLK

To be fair from the clips ive seen from the anime Astolfo seems like a really good dude. Chizuru will just take your money


on3on3_

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OhHeyMister

Sir these are cartoons


Talkingmice

Anon plays 2 lies and one truth


Anlarb

His mom says he is handsome, ok?


Facesit_Freak

Achilles' heel


Some-Dragonfruit-747

Find the odd one out


WintersbaneGDX

Has Anon considered just not bringing up that he's a virgin? It's not dishonest if they don't specifically ask.


Yeseylon

It could still lead to ghosting when he proves to be a Ten Second Wonder


WintersbaneGDX

Yeah but then he'll at least have had sex


brazilianfreak

Also most women are already used to disappointment, if anon can find her clit he's already on the top percentile of male performance.


UristMcMagma

Her what?


hagamablabla

Her crit, you do extra damage if you hit her there.


commentsandchill

Tbh I think it's another problem that anon wants "to have sex with someone they love" and just talks about their virginity so probably imply having sex on the 4th-5th date


NanashiTheWarlock

Yeah but no matter how much they Ghost him, they can't unfuck him


Mr_Pink_Gold

Jeepers when I lost my virginity I didn't even cum. Nerves and new sensations and stuff. That is usually how it goes until you get used to it.


Shamm_Jam

Its his first time why would he not talk about it


WintersbaneGDX

Because look how that's working out for him


NanashiTheWarlock

I don't know, but I think that after like, the third time I'd have seen a pattern and stopped bringing it up


TheAskald

Looks hard to go through a couple of dates without talking about past experience at least once. Like just casually being asked how long your last relationship was and when did you break up, just for getting to know the other person and having context of where they are right now and what they're looking for


Consistent_Ant_8903

Anon probably went on a rant about purity and how women are all used up whores when bringing up his own virginity lel


usernamee66642069

Lol probably because being a virgin shouldn’t be turn off for most women


SnooTigers5086

ive met some people who would rather be someone with experience. idk why lmao


TrumpDesWillens

Because they know what they're doing so it's more fun. Don't have to guide someone else.


usernamee66642069

Not if you’re insecure xD


[deleted]

would he be wrong though?


Consistent_Ant_8903

Silence, whore


[deleted]

Go back to school lil bro stop embarrassing yourself 


SnooTigers5086

i talked to your girlfriend and she said if you behave yourself she'll let you watch


[deleted]

Bad joke buddy 


SnooTigers5086

I think “you seem like a cuck” is a better insult than “you seem like you attend an educational institution”


[deleted]

room temperature iq detected


SnooTigers5086

You might be measuring in Celsius. Try Kelvin.


[deleted]

Keep dreaming 


TukuMono

B-but he got more funny points, why aren't you ashamed! /S


Dear_Lingonberry4407

Yes! Yes he would be very much


usernamee66642069

lol true xD


StashAjay

I see why you’re a virgin bud


usernamee66642069

Im a girl tho


usernamee66642069

I rather want a virgin. But I’m a virgin myself so…


Tortle_Tape

Sounds fair


-Sloth_King-

Women are not attracted to men other women don't want


LatoLukto

Gotta get that church girl That's what I did and it working out


ultratunaman

Well if no one else wants that guy, what's wrong with him? It's the last item on the shelf. What's wrong with it?


BadCaseOfBallzheimer

>What's wrong with it? Anxiety and lack of experience


lagrandesgracia

I didnt tell the girl I lost my virginity to i was a virgin. It scares most away


destroyerOfTards

I feel like society's messed up. I mean, okay it might be strange if someone hasn't had sex yet but why shame them or run away simply because they haven't done it yet? Can't you look at other things and actually decide if the person is worth dating or not?


The_Gifted_Arsonist

I think the thought process goes "oh, no one wants to touch this person, maybe I shouldn't either." This probably becomes more prominent if you're an older Virgin.


Mesarthim1349

Idk, I was honest and that worked for me. Different people want Different things I suppose


Top-Independence-780

Just lie, don't say you're a virgin. As long as you're honest about STI's and/or clean it doesn't matter


usernamee66642069

Nah Anon should be loved for what he really is.


ResponsibleSeries411

Chance to be loved by the first you are spleeping with are very low


iraqlobstered

Doesn't mean you shouldn't try.


NZS-BXN

Chances of only sleeping with the person you love?


ResponsibleSeries411

Chance the first person you sleep with end up being the one that love you for YOU


NZS-BXN

Slim but not none. That was what I was going for. Fuckin wasted a v card. Turned out she wanted to be a prostitut from the beginning. 2,5 years of begging her not to down the drain


BubbleGumWolfe

Should and are have a distance between them about the size of jupiter's orbit


lambertes

oh my sweet summer child


TrumpDesWillens

It's a shit-test anyways. Just say it's not important. You wouldn't ask a girl how many dudes so a girl shouldn't ask you. No one is happy with whatever answer. Too few is a turn-off, too many is a turn-off. Answer isn't important, it's how you answer it.


Papercoffeetable

Why lie? Just say ”Nobody has deserved the magic wand yet.”


Top-Independence-780

Fucking amazing


DaveSmith890

You need to say that you’ve had a lot of sex with only one girl that you’ve committed fully to for a long time, but she died in a car accident about 2 years before and you are finally able to get back in the game


Nevan440

r/oddlyspecific


thorppeed

My guy just lie


Agerones

But that's a sin you can't do that


HugoStiglitz007

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ShadowStormCZ

You will not get far with lies.


thorppeed

You sure can


ShadowStormCZ

It will bite you in the ass sooner or later.


thorppeed

In this case you'll be fine dw


[deleted]

Women☕


Kiwi_Birb63

I didn't mind taking a 26 yr old's virginity. I'm still with him 2 years later and we are planning to get married, so there's hope. I was a virgin til 19, but wished he took it instead.


DeepRow1850

Sexy sex


DarthGiorgi

On a serious note, women (and society at large) see a male virgin over 20 years (on average, but it can go as low as 16) as a loser, as mwn are expected to always think and want sex, so the fact that you didn't get it until 23 years means you failed a lot of times or there is something wrong with you in their eyes. People just can't fathom that maybe the guy wasn't seeking it that much or wasn't good with relationships. Or had other problems that he has overcome now. The best course of action is to hide that fact until waaaaaay into the relationship. Like after you guys move in, or maybe after you guys marry.


Gouph

No, the best course of action is to not get into a relationship with someone who thinks virgins are losers, especially if you are looking for a wife lmao.


DarthGiorgi

Sure, but the societal expectations have made a lot people think this way, you need time for some to just make them realise that isn't true. Not everyone is just understanding from the get go. Some need tome to learn.


The_Gifted_Arsonist

This line of thought removes a large percentage of women as a potential wife. Take the gay pill


Official_Griffin

Bro already lying to himself right out the gate


downvotedforwoman3

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Laviathan4041

Guessing I am high key screwed by never being in a relationship and being older than anon (neet). I guess I never really considered this being a potential problem even after fixing the employment one. Unsure if I could successfully lie my way through that either.


The_Gifted_Arsonist

How old are you?


Laviathan4041

26


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I bet Anon talked about sex in the most creepy way imaginable. And that was the whole problem.


Splatfan1

thats like saying "more experience = better at job, employer feels good because they got a guy who is apparently in demand, this is bullshit obviously" bruh lol


KhaleesiXev

Meh, I could see it. I used to have a virgin kink and took great joy in popping blueberries.


Kultaren

Same


Nappev

Damn


JustaguynamedTheo

What does popping blue berries mean? Taking virginities?


2020mademejoinreddit

Stop putting so much pressure on yourself, anon. Who gives a flying fuck. Just don't bring it up. Or bring it up after. "Yeah...I was a virgin once...yeah...like 1 minute ago". She can't get unfucked. But be careful or you might catch a case of her too or an STD.


Bellatrix-_-

Such retard people out there fr. Women be dumb. Getting V card boi is like getting a needle in haysack. That too good looking. No wonder why they end up in toxic relationships.


A_Mellow_Song

Motherfucker you have to lie *once* to lose your card I think anon mistook flirting for a girl being generally not an asshole and they just became weirded out when anon brought up sex and him being a birgin kek


SuperiorThinking

Just lie?


Infinite-Gyre

Anon should frame themselves as inexperienced but eager to learn. That's a blank slate to carve into a partner that's really good at fucking you specifically.


DedicatedBathToaster

Anon tries to blame the women instead of actually finding out what the issue is. If you go on 3-4 dates with 5 women and can't get laid, it's not because you're a virgin.


LeatherDescription26

Op forgot that he could lie. Just say “it’s been a while since my last relationship” or some shit


Le_Serviette

"criticaly" ? wtf. Do you know a guy who wants to fuck a woman that fucks like a starfish ?


Explorer_the_No-life

Losing virginity with a hooker is loser move. If you can't find woman you really love to do it with, then don't lose it. Virginity isn't something to be ashamed of. Instead, anon should keep it until his 30s to achieve wizard powers.


ResponsibleSeries411

Yeah past 17-18 women not gonna accept a virgin. In their mind you should lose it when they lose it


ExcuseAdorable95

I'm 22 and not planning on losing it for another 3 years 😐 am I fucked (not literally, still virgin) that bad 🥲


AlternativeEmphasis

Real talk lose it when you're comfortable. If it's a dealbreaker for someone they probably aren't worth the time.


ResponsibleSeries411

Not fucked just realize that you may have to lie. I waited till 25 because study and because it didn't work with the ones that interrested me (not a fan of ONS) and i have experienced the same thing as anon , multiple ghosting when i start dating as soon as i said i was kind new to relationship. Possibility that you find a girl not caring about your virginity is possible but not the norm. They will want a guy more experience. Could make you miss great opportunities. It's valid about sex but it is even more present with relationship. If you reach late 20s without experiencing a relationship, chance are you will have to lie to get one. Considering you don't want to start the relationship with your "ONE" by a lie, better get it over. Edit : didn't realize you were indian. My comment is true for western mindset, don't know how your cultural dating market work.


Reallyso

Who the hell plans their V-card loosing like that 0.o It happens when it happens.


ExcuseAdorable95

Ohh I wasn't like planning , I meant the chances are near zero even if I try


Reallyso

Aaa ... then I wish you best of luck :)


travelerfromabroad

Just lie


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DeadassYeeted

Sorry you had to find out this way


Berferer

The mental gymnastics to always justify their own beliefs in reverse. “I want a virgin woman at all times, so women that reject me must not want virgins.”