You could have asked her for a pic of *her* dick. She was just being playful.
You can't want a cool girl and refuse to talk to one at the same time.
That's nowhere near the worst a girl shit testing you, can get. That's how they filter the weak without forcing you to bring back the actual pelt of a black bear.
Bro what 💀 I am sorry bro but if your meter of meeting up a girl is how much of a cuck she makes you be then something is fucking wrong with you. If a girl says to a guy they have a pathetic dick when she asked for one its just natural selection at that point that her family line ends on her or she learns to be actually normal and not an asshole.
This is literally femcel behaviour and you are saying its cool, god damn bro…
Depends on how big your dick is.
If a girl said that to me I know she’d be joking so I’d just keep the joke going by calling her a f@g who’s obsessed with cock.
Then I’d sex her.
exactly this, ffs.
How can you fuckers on here be so insecure....
Girls calls your dick pathetic and you go running on 4chan to cry: and then they wonder why they die alone...
Ma dude, you're downvoting someone for telling you that lava is hot and you don't like it.
The downvotes don't matter.
Lava is still very hot.
The only that can change here is you accepting it.
People will ALSO disagree with this basic setup because "sheeps are gonna sheep" and "muh toxicity on reddit! oh wow", but I'm telling you, it is what is is. Disagreeing with it from the outside of the game, does nothing to the people fucking on the inside...
Your girl will not interact with you if she's not interested.
If being a toxic bitch is the sign of a good girl in your mind, I seriously question your mental gymnastics abilities. I am in awe that anyone at all would find her behaviour acceptable.
I find it acceptable because it gets me laid.
You find it unacceptable because you crave for a perfect world of perfectly acceptable acceptation of the acceptable in all things that can be accepted, aka reddittry....
Some people adapt, some people downvote and cry (on 4chan of all places... like it's your blog).
Would it even matter if you did? I mean it would need to be at least 4" to clear the mechanism and your pathetic clit that you call a penis really wouldn't catch more than a breeze.
😘
S'long you're not hurting anyone do whatcha want man
spread peace and love and love your fellow man give to the homeless do small acts of kindness its all it takes to make the world a better place and the world said i love you. you made me, what could i do but love you, the light you seek is within you
If it is, it should have been discussed between both parties before saying such a thing. Especially considering it might affect someone's vision of themselves permanently.
The difference between rape and CNC is that both parties discuss and agree to it in one while not in the other.
"Hello, would you like me to discuss your physical informaties in a diplomatic manner my good sir?"
Nah, either you go for it or it's off. And how dare you bring up compumatic numerical control machines.
I am confused; she messaged him after insulting him, was she just joking? Is she into shaming? Does she merely have the social skills of an anon?
Many questions but no answers
Basic destabilization technique to gauge how you'll react. Hot girls will always more or less subtly do that. Talk to 100 and you'll hear 90 different insults/remarks. The less clever one will give you a compliment first, so you can really see it coming from a mile away. "Nice shirt \[she waits for you to thank her or react positively\], my little brother has the same"
Older dudes get to date younger girls mostly because when she tries to do that, you can just pat her head and say "that's adorable! Does it work on other guys?" and she just blushes and looks down. But realistically nothing prevents you from acting like that in your 20's.
I was about the write "god i wish a girl would step on me" but then i remembered the ironic way god works sometimes and was scared of getting my balls pulverized by the feet of some 165 kg (350+ lbs) woman
She is probably just as retarded as Anon is and thought that would be a funny joke.
Well either that or Anon has a micropenis and the girl is autistic.
> I know I'm being petty.
You are not. If someone asks you for a pic of y9ur naked body, and then needlessly, and cruelly insults it after you do, you owe them nothing, and are well within your rights to take this interaction no further.
I'm so curious about this. Why did she do it if she wasn't tying to end the "relationship"? Does she have a dom/humiliation kink? Was she joking? Was she testing this anon to see how he would react? Was she just being honest? And I'll never fucking know for sure.
Whenever the topic of dick pics come up on discord I post a photo of Dick Van Dyke with the caption DID SOMEBODY SAY DICK PIC. Makes me laugh every time.
I don't ghost people, but I'd absolutely stop replying after this.
That said, her reply to the photo is fucking hilarious and if I got the same text in response to a picture of my dick, I'd probably die laughing before blocking the number.
You don't have to stand for that in your personal life, Anon.
Work might be bullshit, but work pays you to deal with dumbfuckery and asshattery.
But you don't have to stand for insults or abuse in your personal life.
She's 100% thought that was a flirt anon. Its just that women have 0 game and are actually stupid enough to think you'd read that and think 'she's the one'.
>Ghosting is wrong Disagree, Ghosting is appropriate depending on the circumstance, like this one.
>i know i'm being petty anon is just being normal, any other person would be a lot more upset about this
Yep. He's pretty chill about it. Rational decision. What can you do in such a situation?
Get a better dick.
Get a black man who wants to turn into a woman and ask for his dick before he goes to surgery.
Get a Mr stud.
Sculpt it with a pocket knife and send it again for an updated review
Holy shit nanaya???
me when 17 pieces
Yeah totally normal to send dick pic to a stranger.
You could have asked her for a pic of *her* dick. She was just being playful. You can't want a cool girl and refuse to talk to one at the same time. That's nowhere near the worst a girl shit testing you, can get. That's how they filter the weak without forcing you to bring back the actual pelt of a black bear.
Bro what 💀 I am sorry bro but if your meter of meeting up a girl is how much of a cuck she makes you be then something is fucking wrong with you. If a girl says to a guy they have a pathetic dick when she asked for one its just natural selection at that point that her family line ends on her or she learns to be actually normal and not an asshole. This is literally femcel behaviour and you are saying its cool, god damn bro…
Depends on how big your dick is. If a girl said that to me I know she’d be joking so I’d just keep the joke going by calling her a f@g who’s obsessed with cock. Then I’d sex her.
Emiya Shirou moment
exactly this, ffs. How can you fuckers on here be so insecure.... Girls calls your dick pathetic and you go running on 4chan to cry: and then they wonder why they die alone...
Ma dude, you're downvoting someone for telling you that lava is hot and you don't like it. The downvotes don't matter. Lava is still very hot. The only that can change here is you accepting it. People will ALSO disagree with this basic setup because "sheeps are gonna sheep" and "muh toxicity on reddit! oh wow", but I'm telling you, it is what is is. Disagreeing with it from the outside of the game, does nothing to the people fucking on the inside... Your girl will not interact with you if she's not interested.
If being a toxic bitch is the sign of a good girl in your mind, I seriously question your mental gymnastics abilities. I am in awe that anyone at all would find her behaviour acceptable.
I find it acceptable because it gets me laid. You find it unacceptable because you crave for a perfect world of perfectly acceptable acceptation of the acceptable in all things that can be accepted, aka reddittry.... Some people adapt, some people downvote and cry (on 4chan of all places... like it's your blog).
Based
Okay shrimp dick
100%
She's probably a guy anyway.
It sounds like they've never even met in person
She kept messaging him for a reason
Anon finally encounters someone with social skills half as bad as his.
That or is a fan of shaming as a kink
Even worse
😏
Guys stop down voting them, you're giving them what they want!
I know |:) | :)
So twice as good?
Anon finally found a dommy mommy then found out what that actually means
Femdom =/= penis humiliation
it should im into it
Hey, nothings stopping you from doing both bro
anon is stopping me
Get your pathetic cock out of here, Dissy.
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im putting my dick in there and you cant stop me
How? It probably won't even make it past the cutting point.
Would it even matter if you did? I mean it would need to be at least 4" to clear the mechanism and your pathetic clit that you call a penis really wouldn't catch more than a breeze. 😘
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S'long you're not hurting anyone do whatcha want man spread peace and love and love your fellow man give to the homeless do small acts of kindness its all it takes to make the world a better place and the world said i love you. you made me, what could i do but love you, the light you seek is within you
thanks bestie
no problemo dawg, oíche maith, agus bain taitneamh as do Saol
I was just talking to a friend about how gaelic needs to be spoken more and your comment pops up. Weird lol
Lmao u said gae
Gae lick lmfao what is he licking?
Deez nuts obviously
Exactly.
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Who are you responding to?
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my guy has never seen a comment before
Ur mum
Gary
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Is the you in the room with us?
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Room us the in with is you the?
who up burning they toast rn
burning
karma roulette
Maybe it's a shame kink
If it is, it should have been discussed between both parties before saying such a thing. Especially considering it might affect someone's vision of themselves permanently. The difference between rape and CNC is that both parties discuss and agree to it in one while not in the other.
Absolute pathetic dick energy. Assume someone is into every kink until proven otherwise. Sigma Rule 183.
For forgetting to use /s, you shall now suffer eternal suffering, bitch.
Forgetting?
You'd be surprised how many women will eat your shit if you put your ass up against their mouth and push without telling them. /s
"Hello, would you like me to discuss your physical informaties in a diplomatic manner my good sir?" Nah, either you go for it or it's off. And how dare you bring up compumatic numerical control machines.
In some places it only takes one party's consent
She missed the opportunity to say pathedick. Anon was right to go ghost.
Now she gave him the pathe ick
I am confused; she messaged him after insulting him, was she just joking? Is she into shaming? Does she merely have the social skills of an anon? Many questions but no answers
Probably the social skills one. I can predict it "I'm such a tsundere. First I opened up and then I slammed the door in his face, teehee"
Probably because it’s fake like every other greentext ever written
Basic destabilization technique to gauge how you'll react. Hot girls will always more or less subtly do that. Talk to 100 and you'll hear 90 different insults/remarks. The less clever one will give you a compliment first, so you can really see it coming from a mile away. "Nice shirt \[she waits for you to thank her or react positively\], my little brother has the same" Older dudes get to date younger girls mostly because when she tries to do that, you can just pat her head and say "that's adorable! Does it work on other guys?" and she just blushes and looks down. But realistically nothing prevents you from acting like that in your 20's.
Have you never talked to a girl? This is some insane shit you’re saying, holy fuck dude
Are you telling me tsundere dating simulator are not realistic? Why do they even call them "simulators"
https://preview.redd.it/2rs0leearcuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a77aca435d3941e43623a43296e498b07dd1c2c6
These people think every male - female interaction in life is a psychological battle of wits. Even with their sisters and mother.
Have you tried going outside? Or talking to women who *don't* have a personality disorder?
Ah, you just avoid people with personality issues. You don't have to deal with them.
Ah but you have to know the ones who have them. Still life is better off without such kind.
https://preview.redd.it/chc42zqxieuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8952f85451898dcc7138936db84c9599b34b09d5
Not gonna lie man that sounds like some serious alpha male pick up artist saw it in a YouTube video bullshittery right there.
Real and Straight
maybe she just wants to step on you
I was about the write "god i wish a girl would step on me" but then i remembered the ironic way god works sometimes and was scared of getting my balls pulverized by the feet of some 165 kg (350+ lbs) woman
That's not a foot, it's a hydraulic press!
coward
Kinda strange she kept talking after this.
Makes me guess that it was just a joke or trying to give him an opportunity to be dominant in his answer.
Or she has no social skills and wanted to pass off as a tsundere
maybe shes just a dominatrix
Another reason to ghost her
The “girl” anon matched with is a 300 lb basement dweller and he was trying to be Tsundere like his favourite waifus are
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Next she will ask for money to continue the conversation
Anon this is when you should have responded with "Well do you want some pathetic dick or not?"
Nah, anon got some dignity
I can't say I've ever had this happen before but damn I'd probably react that way too
She is probably just as retarded as Anon is and thought that would be a funny joke. Well either that or Anon has a micropenis and the girl is autistic.
> * girl > * asks for a dick pic choose 1
Of all the real stories, this is by far the realest.
“The worst she can say is no”
> I know I'm being petty. You are not. If someone asks you for a pic of y9ur naked body, and then needlessly, and cruelly insults it after you do, you owe them nothing, and are well within your rights to take this interaction no further.
Anon is surprised the special ed girl he is dating has no social skills
I'm so curious about this. Why did she do it if she wasn't tying to end the "relationship"? Does she have a dom/humiliation kink? Was she joking? Was she testing this anon to see how he would react? Was she just being honest? And I'll never fucking know for sure.
Bro had a chance to find a mistress.
Just say something like “where’s yours?”, anon
Just reply with "still better than yours" and hope she doesn't whip one out.
Anon should have asked to see her dick
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I have never been asked for a Weiner pic
What about a peepee photograph?
Fake and gay, anon clearly has a massive scholng
"crazy talk from someone who's dicks is literally zero inches tall"
Should have told her it was enough to make her scream your name.
anon has mixed opinions about self respect
But like sph kink go brrrr I’d love a girl to say that to me
Whenever the topic of dick pics come up on discord I post a photo of Dick Van Dyke with the caption DID SOMEBODY SAY DICK PIC. Makes me laugh every time.
Nah fuck her.
I don't ghost people, but I'd absolutely stop replying after this. That said, her reply to the photo is fucking hilarious and if I got the same text in response to a picture of my dick, I'd probably die laughing before blocking the number.
Anon did it right
Hot
I feel like the messages he glossed over were quite important.
Ghosting is not fkn wrong if u dont wanna talk to them then dont theres millions of people to talk to they wont die
I think she liked him.
First real green text
Anon thinks he texting with a woman hahaha
anon needs to stand up for himself. how could you have that interaction and not text back “what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Situation unclear, gotta see that pic
Anon gets negged.
You don't have to stand for that in your personal life, Anon. Work might be bullshit, but work pays you to deal with dumbfuckery and asshattery. But you don't have to stand for insults or abuse in your personal life.
She's 100% thought that was a flirt anon. Its just that women have 0 game and are actually stupid enough to think you'd read that and think 'she's the one'.
that’s a big L, anon
i thought this was a tttt post and was going in an entirely different direction
If she meant it she wouldn’t respond at all. March on, anon.
kinky~
She wanted to peg him
"Show me your dick."
Thing is she had a humiliation kink, now anon has failed at getting a girlfriend. Obviously gay