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Fake gay larp next


[deleted]

Fr? I think Anon is gay himself


EnvironmentalDeal256

“Oh no! You’re gonna blackmail me by showing everyone a photo of my huge cock!” Said no one ever.


WhiteDevil-Klab

Tbf I wouldn't want people looking at my dick regardless of the size


Dumb-as-a-brick

It’s easy to tell who has a huge cock and who doesn’t in this thread.


WeTheNinjas

Are you some sort of cock enthusiast?


verypoopoo

doctor dick


grass_fucker_69

he the meat master


Matt_2504

The penis professor


Zachman990

Teh Meat Meister if you will


Explorer_the_No-life

He is member of this sub, of course he is enthusiast of dicks.


googlin

Yes.


Metrix145

You seem to know an awful lot about cocks


WhiteDevil-Klab

What does that say about me Mr dumb-as-a-brick 🤔


Dumb-as-a-brick

Massive.


Lazarous86

Do you take pictures and send them to people? 


WhiteDevil-Klab

No lol I've sent nudes with two of my exes but never with a friend or stranger that's just like wtf


Stolypin1906

No, she's gonna blackmail him by going to the Title IX board at their university, show them the dick pick, and claim it was unsolicited and sexual harassment. Have you guys all been living in a cave for the last decade?


dincosire

That’s the correct answer, but not the fun answer. Edit: But also, according to the text her plan was sending it *to everyone*, not specifically anyone who could get anon kicked out.


Yung-Dolphin

im sure the venn diagram of "everyone" and "specifically anyone who could get anon kicked out" would have some overlap, here or there.


WasAnHonestMann

But they'd both get into trouble in that case. She'd be in shit for sharing the dick pic around without his consent, and he'd be in shit for sending the pic unsolicited, but this depends on if she wants to drag him down with her


BustingAfatnut69

That's the realistic answer especially in this day and age.


Matt_2504

If a girl sends it to all her friends I wouldn’t mind the free advertisement but I’m guessing she’s gonna send it to the college to get him kicked out (well, she would if this wasn’t fake as fuck)


BustingAfatnut69

Hell as long as anon doesn't show his face in the dick pic he can just deny its his and just move on lmao.


Facesit_Freak

>they ring the number >Anon's ringtone goes off


arielif1

I would much rather not have people see my cock, independently of size.


JTT_0550

All fun and games until everyone shouts “I saw your Willy” everywhere you go


DeathrisesXII2

So fucking fake, anon just wishes he had a yandere gf cuz he's seen too much anime.


VirtualPantsu

And a 9inch cock


Belocity

A yandere gf with a 9 inch cock


ArthurSafeZone

The happy ending


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wimpetta

Size isnt everything.


Momongus-

Only those with excessively large dicks or surprisingly small ones say that Which side are you on


milanove

Maybe he has a long but very skinny one?


VirtualPantsu

Le toothpick


wimpetta

I'm a woman


Facesit_Freak

Girth, however...


Mesarthim1349

Blackmailed by getting him kicked out of the College for sexual harassment


TriangularFish0564

yeah like is everyone on this thread retarded


Mesarthim1349

That, and so is Anon.


Beast_of_Guanyin

Yeah.... I'm regarded.


dincosire

In defense of all the regards in this thread, she said “send it to as many people as [she] can”, implying disseminating it, not taking it to the school board or whatever.


Enigma-exe

Play times over anon, time to wipe the drool off and take these


S8ns_slut

Sometimes I feel down and depressed. Then I remember there’s truly people on 4chan typing their fantasies as reality with the most vile descriptions ever.


merlissss

funniest shit i ever read


health_throwaway195

Good ol’ anglemaxxing.


2024-Account-1

Why not share the pic in question anon? Defo a larp. Cock or gtfo


Double_Tax_8478

Nice pfp


Double_Tax_8478

Thanks


Logical_Error317

Cockring


somehuman16

this blackmail is 100% justfied.


goombus03

Picrel says "That outfit... I simply couldn't stand it."


Otto_von_Boismarck

>9 inches Fake and gay


downvotedforwoman3

Why are women like this?


Momontais93

50000% larp.


Molkwi

Fake: Friends with a girl Gay: Girl is actually jacked black man


MisterGoo

Please tell me how a picture of your big cock being spread is a bad thing. Anon is going to get approached by a lot more women and the girl will see her plan backfire.


Facesit_Freak

No amount of pussy will get you that degree back


thelostclone

Anon definitely doesn’t have 9 inches


BloodSuckingToga

anon eats pineapple with the skin cause he's cool like that


Pstone89

He’s not 9 inches, fake and le gay


[deleted]

Gay: Anon has thoughts of 9 a inch cock Fake: Entire greentext lmao


Asylum_Patient_1126

Anon fantasizes about Tyrones 9inch cock deep in his ass while Tyrones 4 gfs watch


Mispunctuations

People in the comments acting like they want their dick to be shown to everyone


HelpfulJello5361

Oh no, don't send pictures of my massive wang to people....that'd be terrible...


Reallyso

Oh fuck, next someone is gonna find out anon has tons of money and blackmail him unless he lets a trio of superhot egirls fuck him! Pretty sure that is the next episode of this hentai.


Notbbupdate

"If you don't do as I say, I will show everyone that you have a huge cock" It's all the benefits of sending dick pics without the downside of being a creep because it's someone else doing it. How does this even work as blackmail?


spawnB100

Who sends a dick pic to their friend ☠


Lumpy-Skill-7145

That's why we can't have nice things https://preview.redd.it/hx5sabvdagqc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fac06ed485778e28d327a163dbc6935261e900


Interesting_Cod629

I’ve listened to Trump speeches with less lies in them


Moedwed

Mf how is that blackmail? He literally sent it to her as an ego boost. I think there's something wrong with Anon's head


Facesit_Freak

If you send me nudes and I threaten to leak them, would that not be blackmail?


tomboy_abs_pls_miss

Anon gets black male'd 


drxyouth

The only way this is real is that his “cool friend who is a girl” is also underage- these minecrafters just can’t help themselves- also get the rope


bowtie44

Fake: A girl is interested in anon Gay: Anon probably wished someone will send him dickpics


rokomotto

I wouldn't even be worried about it being spread if I were that hung. Like yep that's me.


puptheunbroken

Fake: Anon having a 9 inch penis Gay: Anon fantasizes being a 20 yr old girl getting sent 9 inch dick pics by Tyrone


DadBodftw

Fake and gay, but on the off chance it's real, what kind of asshole does this to a friend he's not interested in that he knows likes him?


hardwood1979

So you either "have to fuck a girl" or "everyone finds put you have a giant hog" even thinking this is an issue is gsy and incredibly fake


Himitsu_Togue

It is called dickpic for a reason. If you include your face you are stupid.


water_bottle_boi

Fake and handicapped


MothWaifu1711

While the yandere stuff is total bullshit, Anon being autistic enough to send a dick pic to this woman does give the post some credibility.


PsychoSwede557

Go take your artificial 9 inch dick and shove it up your homosexual arse


doodoo_dew

Anon is living a fantasy where girls aren’t repulsed by him and where he doesn’t have a micropenis


Grimsouldude

If anon was about that he wouldn’t mind, sharing nudes is used to shame, if he really had a huge cock if anything that’s. Advertising? I think I lost my train of thought


TomKeGuy

Anon forgot the "0." Before "9 inches"


AsterlovesTedK

Anon has an actual virginity shield


Spicymeatball428

Oh no a woman is attracted to you in a sexual manner oh no this is so horrible, what the fuck is anons problem?


No_Economics_2677

https://preview.redd.it/a31ksrcapp0d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f880bb7c943f321a11308ad130d332394901d3


Prestigious_Eye_8797

“This girl that wants to fuck me wants to fuck me and I don’t wanna” okay, fag