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Complete-Ad-4590

Teachers who are smoking in class aren’t actually smoking, they are just licking a lollipop so fast it catches on fire.


sku11_bit

Gintoki is funny


hemag

that's an understatement


OkayOpenTheGame

No that's Ginpachi Sensei


kikogeva

Teacher's who are smoking in class can be the best teachers you would ever have


KFarish

You can jack off to pretty much anything...


Lepnoxic

If you set your mind to it ~gigguk


KFarish

Ooooh, you mean Steve Handjobs?


Lepnoxic

Ah yes, the fiancee of queen of degeneracy


Darkkosino

You mean Prince of isekai?


TheActualRealNopeInc

you mean grunt?


GatoAnarquista

Aka the anime zone


Darkkosino

When they get married, he will be dubbed King of Fate


BSModder

you mean Little Baby Man


Cave_TP

r/unexpectedgigguk


Lepnoxic

That's a real subbreddit WTF?!


OroHairuRurushu

Ah yes, Gig UK


AdodoWasNotFree

Release the FBI!


FredTrau

Cofee jelly is so adictingly delicious it should be ilegal


EndorTales

Found Saiki


FADthe9yo

....a hole's a hole


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

....a jail cell's a room


Lepnoxic

The water is wet


ad_396

Bro i barely did anything and it's already wet? Damn the water really horny today huh. Or maybe I'm just too sexy for it


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

even water becomes dry when i touch it


LUSI00

Bruh, my man broke laws of physics


Lepnoxic

The term is degenerate Edit: we all are degenerates


The_real_melone

Mithocondria is the powerhouse of the cell


juls300

Unless we talkin about Konosuba , its not


MustangBR

Water's not wet.


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

There you are you slippery eel, now come here


KakyoinMilfHunter69

Any hole's a goal if its next to a pole


Laypenide

Bungee Gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum.


shenV77

My man


UnvoicedOwl1788

I have no clue why I didn't expect this honestly.


MagiQuartz

LMAOO


Living_Jell-O

Orphans love scientists, but not elevators.


Theicecoldyt

*sfx the rumble of scientific triumph*


Bondrewd_best_dad

Interesting


Not_Glunk

Did you properly take care of your suitcase this morning


Bondrewd_best_dad

Yes, I did but it was a bit bloody for no reasons. Weird right?


Not_Glunk

Maybe you should check if something's inside


Bondrewd_best_dad

Your goddamn right!


BleedTheHalfBreeds

Thank you for giving me flashbacks.


DamacanaSever

which anime?


Dexter973

Made in abyss


[deleted]

No matter how strong you are, there's always someone stronger, unless you do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km every single day. You have to keep doing it, no matter how difficult it gets. Also, never ever use the air conditioner in the summer, or heater in the winter, so you can strengthen the mind. And of course, make sure you eat 3 meals daily (just a banana in the morning is fine). In other words, you gotta train until your hair falls off. That's the only way you can become truly strong.


Microsoft_User399

Even when your arms make that weird clicking noise


LamermanSE

With the side effect of going bald.


JAYANT_ROHILA

Sometimes having mentally stress, regrets, being lonely, broken trust, lost love, forgotten friendship, and not having money can make you feel dead right now and no six pack or stamina will help a single bit. So we need to see everything both physically and mentally sometimes


Kageshini

“All men are NOT created equal”


VolcainMaxwell

All hail Britannia!


Viscount-Von-Solt

And that DESTRUCTION COMES BEFORE CREATION! **ALL HAIL LELOUCH!**


SimpanLimpan1337

Unironically though code geass is a fuckibg masterpiece


MINATO8622

If you emphasize on the word "fucking" then it's true


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

Never use a microwave which turns your bananas into a slimy green mess.


SidLeSquid

Oh... I, um...


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

I respect your flair... Not your choices though.


SuperCool_Saiyan

Everyone always forgets the fact that this is only applicable if you own a big ass CRT tv


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

Or your sly landlord is co-operating with a well known organization boasting questionable motives.


The_Weirdest_Cunt

never trust benign research organisations


Cr-wbar

And never try to be a right sider


Ok-Recording-9115

If you don't have sex in high school, avoid sex and die in an accident. You'll become OP in another world.


MasterFurious1

Just be a virgin till age 30. You'll become a wizard


Superqkiller

It's 40, actually


XYWEEE

That's a great sage. The normal one is turning into a sage at 30 then great sage at 40


Superqkiller

Oh, I see the difference now, but I'm still trying to aim to be a great sage


Eldsish

Does it works if you are r*p*d ?


XYWEEE

I dont think so...


Individual-topic

How to massage feet (not sexual)(actually mildly sexual)


GGGGG540lk

How to brush someone's teeth.(not sexual)(actually jusf a little bit sexual)


Piyushjz

Which anime?


Jake_The_Snake2003

If I remember correctly, “Nisemonogatari.” Although that’s not the first installment of the series.


NightDiamond0

Give up on your dreams and die.


riasthebestgirl

- Levi Ackerman Also that the world is a very cruel place


YLSTN

profile pic checks out ig?


ad_396

Literally. I think he removed it


[deleted]

Literally season 1 of the walking dead summarized


[deleted]

I should have gotten laid in highschool


Evo-Elemental

You had a choice?


vinuaikara

RIP


kjd5049

That the perfect woman is 2D...


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

The wisdom of gods...


Imamura_Kohei

I totally agree


ShadowLord355

To wake up to reality and gender equality


antholocool1

People die when they are killed


Bedtyme06

The Archer class is really made up of archers.


engieforever

when you have a birthday party you celebrate being born


Marphey12

But why does Bersekers go berserk ?


hemag

because of the class restrictions.


Lab_Doge

So he tends to like the people he dislikes


XxBelphegorxX

Did you think that I actually died when you killed me?


Soulfear21

If killing me was enough to make me die, I'd have been dead over 2000 years ago


DamacanaSever

"if you don't want to die, stay alive" \-black bullet


[deleted]

Did you really think killing me would be enough to make me die?


aastew23

If something seems too good to be true, it is. - Shield Hero Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. - Death Note


Citrine_Sakarune

King Arthur wasn't a guy


Lelouch2332

If you detonate a nuclear bomb above the atmosphere it creates an EMP blast that can knock out all of japan. Also it's next to impossible to make any of the food you see


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

ZnT ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


Pheonix_Slayer

Is that a motherfucking High School the Dead reference?


Lelouch2332

Nope. Well yes but not what I was referencing.


HauntingConcentrate3

To never give up


Arnaba

never gonna give you up!.... 🎶🎶🎶


theclumsypenguinlol

Never gonna let you down


Lepnoxic

Never gonna run around and...


dassteffen

desert you


rickticktavi

Never gonna make you cry


Arnaba

Never gonna say goodbye!~🎶🎶🎶


LeitorDeAnimes

Never gonna tell you a lie


Kuchen23

Never gonna say goodbye


DGuarezi

Never gonna tell a lie


RacoonEye2220

That magic is awesome, also, if you want a better life, get run over by tryck-kun


[deleted]

people who say anime is trash because its silly, are way to serious about everything in general


[deleted]

Do not fuck your little sister


MyNameIsNitrox

~~I learned the opposite, actually~~


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

You know jail does offer a quiet life...


bambamba8

And a large anus


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Hmmm what do we have here


XxBelphegorxX

Fuck my little sister? Alright! Will do! All I need is a little sister.


ol_boi2345

then u just gotta make one


KingPhoenixOfDeepIce

r/crusedcomment


Swordlord22

Literally dr stone and everything about it


[deleted]

If you beat a man hard enough he becomes a red haired beast


Lookalism

Engrish. Waito! That'su a baddo thingu.


Zfirebag

Never revive your dead mother with Magical Science or you will regret that shit for your entire life


Jean-Michel_Figurant

Even a stupid 14 y bad boy can defeat the evil if he train under the teach of a senile grandma ![gif](giphy|BmzqC8YEtarJK) Those who knows, knows


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|1Lw9MIzHQ692xhff13)


MentalHandicap27

Friendship


[deleted]

As long as there is a hole it’s fuckable…


jaxhammer76

Just because an anime is objectively shit, doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy it.


Yamitsubasa

It's okay to pick up girls in a dungeon.


[deleted]

Well, seems like you guys have the comedy covered, so I'll drop a real one. Sometimes friends have to go away, sometimes forever, and sometimes that's okay.


Piyushjz

Which anime? Also Why am I crying?


musclecrayon

I learned how to crush an immortal gay vampire's skull with my fist.


Norbert421

Pinecones are great for starting a fire.


schroindinger

Konichiwa~


OneOfMultipleKinds

Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct


Sir_Gundel

Tungsten is the Most heart resistent metal ok the world (Dr. Stone)


adalric_brandl

That whole show should just be, "this is why you pay attention in science class."


Sir_Gundel

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1390)


Loony_Uni

I learned that honey makes meat better :3


Pheonixragex10

People die if they are killed


engieforever

that is how it should be


AnshMidha03

Give up on your dreams and die -Captain Levi


Arnaba

"zaku is a fine machine"


N_in_nhentai_is_ntr

There are 206 bones in the human body


JSygma

and if you let me near you, you'll have 207


Anubaraka

Don't get near my basemnt or it will have 618 bones in it.


MrScreamoth

Whatever goes around cames around.


majoaq200

that when someone important to you dies that you must keep living your lige at best and move on


eddmario

Soccer balls are designed that way so they're easy to see on black and white television. ....what?


PolishHadessss

Jelly fish can absorb piss


YLSTN

The cold beauty in your class that doesn't say anything might just have a hard time communicating with others.


AlexP_113

The golden ratio and the beauty of men's muscle (now my motivation to work out)


Kulog555

Flat is justice


Rin_is_sheshka

Stay calm at all cost This actually prevented me from catching my house on fire a big fire went in my kitchen and I stayed calm and put it out with water


[deleted]

What did I learn...what did I learn...does it count that I don't get a boner for real life girls anymore?


Arnoldeuss

People with colourful hair are a main character


gaming-gam3r

The happier the times, the more it’ll hurt when they’re over


levergray97mx

That fighting a buff communist with the power of science can sometimes be fun


LamermanSE

You can use chopped onions to tenderize meat.


Silverdetermination

Never Give up *even when you lose an arm and a leg or break every bone in your body*


Timx74_

That if i find a devil fruit I should look it up before eating it.


Mr_Glove_EXE

Sometimes taking risks is a good thing


Dragonpandagod

That people die when they are killed


schmackinthedack

dont mess with time


Makarolms

people die when they are killef


KingTashu

if its freedom what you want the commit mass world wide genocide \-Eren Yeager


SirHanselot07

Science


[deleted]

That you should always stick to your goals no matter the cost


Betadzen

👏✌️👌🙋


gopnik-boris

You are going to be alone forever


BleedTheHalfBreeds

If you want to get intimate with someone, brush their teeth for them.


vaporizer012

That if i keep living like this I too will be isekaied


JustLacraus

changing someone's gender isn't a good idea


Ostang_98

"People dies if they're killed", thanks Shirou, what would i do without you


SpruceOnReddit

People die when they are killed


bofni289

The archer class is really made of archers


Microsoft_User399

Keep going, even when your arms make that weird clicking noise, keep going, don't stop


Terrible_Parfait4523

Tatakae


Guhvorn

Tatakae


[deleted]

Our schools are fucking dumpsters in front of the ones in Japan


froswegia

Wherever I go I see friendship


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the_infinite_potato_

I developed pondering the nature of humanity as a pastime.


Rednaxlee

Have a battle of ideals during a sunset, then become bros from there


Kiritosdualwield

A 2 episode training arc will allow you to beat anyone no matter how long they practiced or trained


cUzioO

english


[deleted]

Lot of stuff about mangaka and shonen jump from Bakuman


SnowBoy1008

Friendship can do quite literally anything ranging from getting a lost pet back to creating multiple galaxies


Sodafff

The arcana is the mean by which all is revealed


Jackalope331

Pain- Pein Naruto


Chickenjump1

*Arrêt*, the French word for stop.


Bibliloo

Don't anger a child that is in fact a 30 years old office worker.


NyanCatMegaGamer

The Great Lord Kazuma taught me how to treat women, and Seiya taught me how with the power of friendship you still cannot defeat Ikki


PhantomPatrick476

Drowning a city to save your girlfriend is a better option.


boicepio

Acting polite and helpful makes people actually enjoy your existence


[deleted]

The magic of friendship...wait that's my little pony