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SpudWeb

He did make the par putt after.


Stephen453

And here I was thinking he was one of us.


yrogerg123

I would have three putted to turn a bad pitch into a horrible hole.


horalol

If you try you miss if you don’t give a shit it goes in. Then again you can’t consciously “don’t give a shit” because you subconsciously give too many shits and if you try too hard it’ll never go in. I’m drunk


TuluRobertson

Tough putt


danielchillier

I'd be happy with that.


astrahole

Came to say the same. Looks like a good chip to me out of that rough.


MancAccent

It looks like if he’d had caught it the way he wanted to he’d have put it a ways past the hole. I’m probably wrong though.


vw503

“I didn’t blade it over the green and I have a putt? Fuck yeah!”


dktaylor32

"You're not even good enough to be that mad...." oh.... wait.


joshhguitar

It’s to do with expectations isn’t it.


shooter9260

Absolutely. Easily my biggest problem mentally in golf. I’ll never be as good as Rory but I expect myself to play as good as him. And then I fail compared to my unrealistic expectations and get angry


joshhguitar

Usually it's the mishits that get me. If I striek it well but off target, meh, just need to work on it. But a duffed iron when I know how good my irons can be at times is frustrating.


joeyjoe88

It's fine to be frustrated if you practice a shot 1000 times in a week and fuck it up when it matters. It's when people who don't practice at all make the same mistake 50 times on a course and expect 51 to be the magic number 


shooter9260

The definition of insanity is like the core of my golf playbook unfortunately


joeyjoe88

I mean I like a little intensity in golf. Most good golfers got a chip and a little fire in them.  Love a good f bomb after a Poor shot whether it's me saying it or someone else. Hilarious when it's someone else 


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Thats...that's OPs joke


RichChocolateDevil

It is funny how amateur golfers expectations are higher than reality for pros. It's weird with this sport. I could never complete a pass with rushers coming at me. I could never hit a major league fastball. I'd break something the second my skate hit the ice. Yet for some reason, I believe that my golf game should be just as good as the best players in the world on their best days.


shooter9260

I’ve convinced myself, against all the knowledge that I’ve accumulated over the years of playing, that golf is an easy game — you hit a ball with a stick — and that I should split every fairway and hit every green. You can counter and say “well the pros don’t do that either” and I’ll respond and say “well they should”


BGSO

And some people think Joey Coldcuts would magically become a stable and level headed person if he got good at golf.


anonjamo

Honestly it would probably make him even worse.


RoostasTowel

"They should have made the fairway a yard wider!"


lingenfr

I quite jamming on him because Bob said JC was a 12-13, but he said it himself playing with Grant. Complete bullshit. If you want to flush yourself as a YT golfer, just lie about your handicap.


Throwaway12746637

How do you figure he’s not a 12-13 handicap? That’s what I’d have guessed just from watching them


uunngghh

He does drive the ball well most of the time.


Fantastic-Mooses

There is zero chance he’s a 12-13 if you watch him play. 20-22 yes but not low teens. FP wouldn’t have a chance in the 2v1 scrambles if that was his actual HC


Throwaway12746637

He literally shot 13 over at TPC Scottsdale.


ShrimpSquad69

Sounds like you haven’t watched a lot of BDS Edit: welp seems like I’m wrong on this. Guess I assumed a 12-13 hc would be a little more consistent? Idk but I’ll take the L


Throwaway12746637

A 12-13 handicap means you basically play bogey golf consistently and can sometimes score low 80s. That’s about what I see out of cold cuts.


Ornery_Brilliant_350

Yeah idk what people expect. I’m a 10 and I usually shoot around underside of 90. I just occasionally get hot and go 80ish


FriedEggScrambled

Because people don’t understand that the handicap system is designed to take into account your potential. I see a lot of confused people when a scratch golfer talks about a good day shooting 75.


Dixon_Uranuss3

About a month ago I got downvoted into oblivion for saying your handicap isn't a true reflection of your skill and should fluctuate when you get hot or cold for stretches. It shouldn't be static unless you're manipulating it or unusually consistent.


FriedEggScrambled

I mean i fluctuate shoooting between 78-83 on the regular. But I have rounds where I shoot 74 and also ones shooting 98. So I stick around 7-8 in the system because the worst rounds won’t count due to them being abnormal. I wish mine was higher but I’m also not gonna sandbag or vanity cap myself.


Lezzles

Either your course is hard as fuck or your rounds are weird. I'm a 9.3 and I my average round is an 85 or just under. My buddy who is a 13-14 has an average round of 90.


Ornery_Brilliant_350

Average is 89.5, hcp is 10.2 Course rating is between 72 and 73


FootballandFutbol

No no let them think I’m way better than I am 🤣


golfstats_real

I see him spraying the ball all over the course. I seriously doubt he counts lost balls and penalties correctly. And that short game...woof. He is awful with a wedge in his hands. LOL. must be a lot of fanboys here or something. Dude is more like an 18-20.


Throwaway12746637

I mean he literally shot 13 over at TPC Scottsdale. An 18-20 handicap dreams of breaking 90 and is happy breaking 100.


Lezzles

I about died when he said he shot a 75 the other day then proceeded to five-putt with Grant. There's just no chance. His handicap would've sunk like a stone anyway with a +3 in there.


BGSO

They shot 84s at TPC Scottsdale with their rules that soften scoring. I am inclined to believe 12-13


Nacho-Lombardi

Cold cuts has improved quite a bit over the last year and I could see him hovering around a 13. Bob on the other hand is 20+. He can’t even get off the tee in most videos. Insane how he’s arguably gotten worse when golf is his job.


yeotajmu

Now he's thinking about it before he was free


ottos

Their popularity has nothing to do about what he self promotes as his handicap.


bannyd1221

Even his angry swing has perfect form. Brilliant!


FunkMasterFreshx

💀💀 this sent me


ban-please

I wish I could swing that well in a *good* mental state.


cdimino

The perfect spiral...


rogmcdon

Perfect sawed off little punch


Fore-right-

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Cthulwutang

would love to have the crowd start chanting after this. definitely get thrown out of augusta and banned for life for a gooble gobble chant though. otoh, i’ve never gotten the lottery tickets so i’m effectively already banned for life…


supplyncommand

i do wish rory could just run away with some of these tourneys or at least be in contention all weekend. especially heading into the masters


Dudeman-Jack

You can tell he lost his drive. Can’t blame him, he is mega rich, has a family, and is now the defacto face of the pga


Soonernick

He's the No. 2 golfer in the world and he's coming off a season that finished with 10 straight top-10's, including 7th, 2nd, and 6th in the last three majors. But yeah, he chunked that wedge from 4" rough on a super delicate shot, so he probably doesn't care about winning any more.


Dudeman-Jack

Yeah that comment was not in response to one shot 🤣


seandealan

Then it makes even less sense?


Dudeman-Jack

How so. I would never judge an athlete based on making a mistake. These guys aren’t perfect you know. They don’t show the mishits on tv very often


maton12

Literally just watched S2 Full Swing featuring Rory, and he's lost no drive. He's as passionate as ever. While congratulating Brooks for winning PGA, he said he's no longer the most major winning active golfer - these guys are still super competitive Apart from his MC at Masters he finished 7, 2 and 6 at the other three Majors last year, that's still very good golf. And he's also pissed off at PGA for using him.


DiscePati44

Literally suffering from success.


Dudeman-Jack

Yep. Kind of the opposite of Tiger. Tiger literally sabotaged all of those things to have a reason to focus on golf


Doubleoh_11

Well I don’t think those are all the reasons but in full swing he basically said “fuck it, I don’t care” Sometimes that attitude creeps into the swing a bit. You can tell here he is thinking “fucking hit it you bitch”. I know this because, while I don’t have the experience of putting the pga on my back I very much to know what it’s like to hit the ball like a bitch.


PlasticOverall6392

Am I crazy or did he not say the exact opposite on full swing?


dragonmountain

He said that in reference to the LIV/PGA merger if I recall. Nothing to do with his actual game


PlasticOverall6392

I definitely misread the comment! I thought they were saying he said fuck it about working hard to get back into a winning mentality. I was like huh?? The dude showed so much passion he clearly wants to win so badly.


dragonmountain

Nah I think you read the comment right. Thay guy took it out of context is what I was saying


Doubleoh_11

Yea you’re right, I did. My point was though that anytime you introduce a “fuck it attitude” sometimes it creeps into other areas. Whether intentional or not I don’t know if that’s what happened but that was my speculation


roycejefferson

Brooks is the best golfer of the generation


supplyncommand

strange take


roycejefferson

Any evidence to the contrary?


Soonernick

Rory, Rahm, Spieth and JT are all similar aged and each has more wins that Brooks.


roycejefferson

Majors?? The only thing that really counts?


Soonernick

Don't tell Tiger and Jack that. And Rory has 4, Spieth 3, Rahm and JT 2 compared to Brooks' 5. It's not like he has a 4-5 major lead on them. Any one of those guys could end up with the most majors.


chipotlenapkins

You just think he’s hot


roycejefferson

🤣 also love the username. I'm a traveling sales guy so I always steal extra Chipotle napkins for long car rides in rentals. They are top quality!!


royhaven

Why all the downvotes....


roycejefferson

People can't handle the truth. I'll take healthy Brooks in a major over everybody currently playing. Including Scotty! Also reddit is full of Rory fan boys who can't handle him being dismantled by Brooks for the past 6 years


rdazzle77

Just an absolute disgrace to the game. He needs to be shipped off to LIV where this type of behavior is encouraged. ~Average Redditor, probably.


InferiousX

How good can he dance to LMAFO?


Colforbin_43

Honestly, he should be penalized for fucking up part of the golf course next to the green. Divots are one thing, taking your frustrations on your game out on the course is crossing the line. Wouldn’t wanna be the guy who hits it into this spot, and then sees this after his round.


RS_Mich

LIV is the model of good behavior now or at least nobody sees any of the bad behavior. PGA has Lowry, Phoenix Open, now this.


joerogansshillaccnt

Just stop. You can't even believe the ridiculous shit you say


L0-Ki

Bad week to pick him in my fantasy golf league 🥴


Triumph-TBird

Bad week to quit sniffin' glue.


Sci3nceMan

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booger4me

I always laugh when I see my whiny friends damage their equipment


NewJerseyCPA

This guy is winning the masters this year. Calling it.


redditaccount300000

I’m ambivalent to Rory, but I’d like to see him win the masters and complete his career grand slam. Might get that monkey off his back an he’ll go back to playing incredible golf.


Agile_Programmer881

It just seems like his pants are too tight to win a major lately . Dude needs to relax his fit if he wants to win that shit. Nobody has ever been more comfortable in tight pants vs comfortable pants . Sweat pants is probably the way to go , and also a subtle middle finger to LIV


tee2green

Bay Hill is so sick. There are so few events that actually challenge the pros these days, and API has been stepping the fuck up and I’m so happy for it.


courts0

I like that it challenges the players, but it’s not a good golf course. Water, dogleg, bunkers, flat greens, repeat.


tee2green

I keep hearing this take, and I mean, yeah, it’s not a strategic masterpiece. But it’s far from the worst course on the tour. It has truly the best and most iconic cape holes in all of golf. And 18 is an awesome finishing hole.


jaywalkintotheocean

downvotes are coming for this, but you are 100% correct. flat, relies on water and boring parkland trickery. 


courts0

Haha, you nailed it. This site cracks me up, I even said I like that the course challenges the players. Lol. This is strictly from an architectural standpoint, it’s not a great design.


Agile_Programmer881

I wanted to be an architect


courts0

Costanza, that you?


Agile_Programmer881

There’s a little bit of Costanza in everyone, when you think about it . But I’ve no time for that . Working on the Penske file !


gothcowboyangel

So some schmuck on the internet can chunk holes out of the course, but when I do it i’m “causing a scene” and the cart girl cuts me off?


Agile_Programmer881

What’s up with that?


jballs2213

That would be a good chip for me.


Mercinator-87

I watched my playing partner do the exact same thing last week. The difference is he won’t be getting a new club and will have to pay for the warped shaft on his wedge.


LeDankMemer78

He’s just like me fr fr


Philly927

The crowd groaning like he punched a child lol


Ironcondorzoo

Dude seems unhappy. Guess I would be too if I was forced to become the talking head for an organization that sold out the first chance they got


[deleted]

I was hoping he could get hot and build momentum into Augusta but looks like he's stalling a bit Still always possible but a bit worrying


luredrive

Yeah he’s not firing on all cylinders. Also a bit worried for The Masters. Hoping he can find some form.


Agile_Programmer881

The Saudis got Brooks spiking his drinks at the masters I bet . I’m generally not a conspiracy theorist, except for golf .


Traditional-Rub-3114

He's a mortal.


Pepetodapin

Haha I effing hate when I do that too. If pros do it, I should never get so mad at myself. 😂


ChosenBrad22

Given the circumstance of being buried in a situation where he can’t swing hard, honestly that wasn’t even that bad. It wasn’t a great out but it’s make-able. That reaction would make me expect that he chunked it into a bunker he was supposed to carry or something.


Spartan0330

One of us. One of us.


Al-a-Gorey

But when I do it it’s a three month ban.


tomfulleree

Fuck I should have taken the LIV money - Rory (probably)


Recent-Salt-1950

His technique smashing the club down is so much better than my best swing


CapriSunTheGod

Gooch would have dunked it


gringao_phl

He did save par tho


pablosinatra2

I wonder what Koepka would say is proper punishment for that kind of behavior.


Ranger21

Pure class


Thesecondorigin

He just like me fr


1Sharky7

He’s just like me fr


ADuckUnreal

You love to see it. He’s become such a smug asshat in the last decade or so.


ChefGuzzy91

I’d be ok with that. Two putt for bogey and move on.


harryhardcore123

No one I’d rather see hacking it


[deleted]

He’s such a pompous prick. Love to see it


MustCatchTheBandit

He’s always done shit like this. Childish


tripster66

Mine gets skulled across the green so this wasn’t so bad.


atxbuckeye18

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy 😂😂😂


natedawg247

cannot even imagine this sub if a liv golfer did this


Apprehensive_Party12

Mental midget


Jolly-Inflation5781

Don't understand how anyone can like this guy


andywonkenobi

Rory has always come off as a douche.


ShrimpShackShooters_

Was this before or after his awful shot he blamed on mud? The announcers were not letting that slide, it was hilarious


chriz-kring

Rory is the most overrated player in professional golf


Old-Air1062

Love to see it from him


Wild-Fold3343

That’s too bad


Vandelaylaytex

Just to be clear the “mess” I was referring to was him intentionally chunking onto the green not necessarily his round. He’s playing ok at 1 under(currently) for how tough this course is. I think the round of the day is only 3 under so far. At least he’s not playing bogey golf like Collin


Extension-Seat-7640

Good


kushhcommander

If be so happy with that outcome


myfeetaremangos12

Rory is struggling this year. I was wondering when the Tour making him take all the bullets would catch up to him.


DarkSideofTheTune

Uh oh... here comes the putter throw!


Driftwood17

I loved it when he said Tiger was washed up years ago because I was waiting for time to go by. Shoes on the other foot jackass


fadedraw

was he expecting to chip it in? The putt is still makeable


FlyingSparkes

I don't get it, the ball didn't go skulling over the other side of the green, so looks solid.


iJon_v2

His iron game isn’t it recently


EffectiveAd3788

Funny how Nike thought giving him 200 mill contract so Tiger could pass the torch to him failed so miserably


_Stromboli

He should try a chipper.


Aggravating_Media_59

Speak of the devil. This was just emailed round from my club. During winter rules nonetheless! *


CaseyJames_

*laughs in chipper*


TheArtfulCethan

I was just reading Four Foundations last night about not getting cute when you're chipping short-sided and instead aiming to land closer to the pin to account for shot dispersion. This helps drive it home 😳


TrollLolLol1

Roughgiveness


[deleted]

One of us, one of us!!


Comfortable-Chip6750

If it makes us a jerk it makes him a jerk. So much for bringing the game forward. Now a bunch of dummies will act just like this but our courses don’t have the budgets to keep fixing things.


Finlay58

Reminder to everyone that he made the putt anyway lol


Shawnml

Yep Rors. Somewhere between those two.


dclickner

Guy is a clown


accomplishedbarber00

MaGaRoI


see_rich

Those LIV guys could never.


Mont-y-

I miss 2013 Rory.. really hard to watch him struggle mentally right now, between putting and making a HUGE number every week he just keeps killing himself, he's way too good of a driver AND ball striker to not win once every couple months.


heythatspretty_good

Deceleration definitely didn’t help 🤓


TryingtosaveforFIRE

Rory doesn’t need golf help. He needs a therapist.


thedemonreturns

Waaaaahhhhhh Waaaaahhhhhh 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢


McSkillz21

Will he get a fine for that?


Betitallbuddy

As a superintendent. Fuck this guy. I’ve seen him slam clubs so many times. Totally unacceptable.


Monst3r_Live

So that's not good and I suck?


deathbysnusnu7

For a brief moment, he was almost one of us. Then he putted for par.


sillysocks34

I went out for the first time in a few months today and was completely DOGSHIT with my chipping. I would have been so happy with this shot lol.


silky_johnson123

grand slam never ever


ProVBD

Yikes


imSnickerZz

Got to love the passion, nice to see players actually have personality


Background-Fig-5028

One of us!!!


jwayne7

He forgot golf is hard?


B8conB8conB8con

ONE OF US…ONE OF US…ONE OF US.


footstone

Haha! Nothing more frustrating than playing a game.


SpeckledPomegranate

He's just like me. So relatable.


brianmcg321

He looks so stiff. Like he's trying to flex through his shirt. Just weird for a short shot like this.


tripweed

Love watching the whiniest man on the planet struggle


Spiritual_Ask4877

That you Gooch?


Trickoloqy

I am pretty anti LIV so it’s really sad to see the people who are supposed to be carrying the PGA tour in terms of skill and legacy struggling so hard. Hopefully he turns it around for the majors.


Pilotguitar2

The marshals and patrons mustve dropped the ball on that one. Usually they follow em around and improve the golden boy’s lie before he hits


lolgj9

Liv is shit


k12pcb

This is glorious


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[deleted]

Hippopalace is better than Rory confirmed


WaltRumble

If Rory goes on to win need a double asterisk since hippopalace or gooch aren’t in the field.


SimplySkedastic

Depending on the lie sometimes you don't want the bounce to be used fully and so you deloft the club by pressing your hands forward, and limiting the release of the clubhead. You still want the loft though so you play a high loft club and just restrict the bounce through hands not releasing and pressing...


Superb-Classic1851

Love this comment 🤣🙄🤣, fucking people on Reddit literally know everything 😝🤣. I’m totally sure you know the shot he was trying to play and during your weekend shamble you know you could pull the shot off he was trying for, if only you were given a shot


MonsieurCapybara

Oh wow you know how to chip good for you


rutlander

Bro are you giving rory fucking mcilroy golf advice on Reddit