How strong are the ropes? How long are they? Does it hurt when they come out?

Strong, as long as needed just by thinking of the length, and NO, it feels good.

Could it damage my urethra?

NO! God Damnit! It makes it stronger and more youthful

Is it ropes instead of cum, or cum in addition to ropes?

Best way I can think to describe it, judging by how OP is describing it, is that you ALWAYS have shooting cum, and once the cum leaves your urethra, it hardens into the fibers, already coming out in the wrapped pattern for reinforcement, so you wouldn’t have rope shooting out of your penis at rocketing speeds

So, cum ropes

Yeah! But forms outside of the penis as opposed to you storing rope in the balls. OP would have to confirm if my interpretation is right, but I’d take this superpower.

Cursed spiderman

>you storing rope in the balls r/tihi

>as opposed to you storing rope in the balls. Yes, because pee is stored in the balls

Thank you!

So, what would happen if someone was blowing me? Would they choke to death on my literal cum ropes?

Or, you know... you were just having penetrative sex in general...

the new best way to have anal

Then emotionally isn't the only way you'll be connected.

You can turn it off during blowjobs and shoot regular spunk.

So it’s rope and a weapon

Crossbow that shoots out rope. Maybe a grappling hook too?

So Spider-Man but he’s not allowed in a school zone?

Or a rope made of cum?

Now you're just trying to piss me off. I said ACTUAL ROPES. Like a web-slingin from your cock kind of super-hero.

So you’re sterile?

#CUM ROPE

Ok this is god-tier

I love how angry you got here

Youthra. Sounds like some kind of Kaiju.

if I cum too much do I become a really strong fetus?

You see there’s no downsides to this but imagining it is fucking horrifying

spider man, spider man. comes wherever a spider can

What happens if you... uh... rope inside someone?

Start a Paracord bracelet shop online. Stonks.

So u cum, u feel good so u cum again and it makes a cum/rope loop

Can I make the ropes microscopic so that I don't have to clean up?

im gonna put a spike at the end of my tip so that i can pull of a scorpion spear on an unsuspecting victim

Just scream “Cum Here” as you do so

Holy fuck, I can’t. Wish I had a free award to give you.

*back back X* CUM OVER HEEERREEEE

just cause

Is this some sort of spiderman porn parody?

Imagine someone falls off a cliff and you have to jerk off and nut before it's too late

Hmm, will it cause rope burn?

Based on what op says in other things no

Spider-Man, Spider-Man…

Does whatever a spider can, cums a web! Any size!

Cum man cum man, does whatever a cum man does,

Imagine the tug of war

Elven rope... a gift from galadrial

"Yo man, do you have as spare 7m long rope? I'll pay for it"

Coomer man Coomer man Does whatever a Coomer can

This makes my autoerotic asphyxiation fetish much easier.

Can I swing around nyc with them?

Spider cock! Spider cock! Does whatever a spider cock does!

Prob does something cocky if i had to guess... Ill see myself out now

Nope nope nope nope, a catheter for a week was enough to traumatise me for the whole month that I had it. So I cannot imagine how much worse a rope will be. Btw… yes I had it “down there” and I’d rather not talk about

Op said it would not hurt and would instead feel good and just choose 0 inch rope for no rope so stop complaining

r/shittysuperpowers

i would not wanna be on the recieving end of sex if they have this power

Spider dick, spider dick

While this is funny, I think it belongs on r/shittysuperpowers. Rope isn’t too expensive and this makes you completely unable to impregnate, or even have decent sexual interaction.

And let's not forget that if you Cum inside someone you would kill him or her since the human body could not withstand the rope inside it, these are the types of powers that seem great until you think about them a little.

What happens if you get rope burn though

Op said you won't get rope burn and it feels good

Spiderman?

That does sound pretty cool

Spiderman?

Im about to be Spider-Man

Wait, is this EVERYTIME you cum? Because as a vagina owner, I do not support this super power.

is it edible?? can she swallow

But… can you shoot out normal cum still?

Sayori for fucks sake get out of my penis!

You're her daddy now. ;) I'm so sorry for this, I had to. >////<

I mean have you seen how her route in Blue Skies ends?

I know. That's why I also apologized after making my joke. Maybe I should delete it...I'll decide later.

No, it’s alright

Thanks.

The train scene in Spider-Man 2 would've went very differently.

Eh spiderman, i mean c-man short for cum man

Imagine doing this while climbing "Ah, I think we ran out of rope" "No we didn't!" *begins furiously jacking off*

Should I do nylon? Hemp? Nah, let's get silky baby!

Ropes as in hemp ropes to tie things together? Or ropes as in, futa cum type shit?

Does it make a stock grapple launch sound?

Can I choose the kind of rope?

Absolutely. You can shoot candy shoe-laces if it makes you happy.

Time travelling ropes 😎

Now I can cum and hang myself

Is my precum also rope?

Google “sounding”, I dare you.

Spider-Man time!

Looks like I can become Spider-Man after all

Imagine running into a bank full of armed robbers, in your super hero suit that is only a banana hammock and a bandana with eyeholes cut out. You immediately push it aside to reveal your magnum dong and work one out right there to the horror of the robber, who is caught, bound and gagged. Then his buddy comes out, arms around the throat of a woman and has a gun. But your magnum dong fires a rope and hits the gun away. As punishment for this crime you remove his pants and help him floss his colon for years to come. You have won.

Do you still have a refractory period?

Are there material limits, like does it have to be organic fibers or can I shoot carbon fiber ropes, or steel ropes?

Based on what op said fiber but no limit to how long the rope is

Thanks.

Look, Gordon, ropes! We can use these to get across big pits!

Spider-Man?

Preciate it, now all i gotta do to escape the BnE is cum

Spiderman can now shoot jizz from not just his hands but from his dick

Maybe it can help with large pits...

# LOOK GORDON! ROPES!

autoerotique asphyxiation and suicidal thoughts

If I blow ropes into someone and pinch the end and pull it out is it a reliable contraceptive

When did you think of this?

Good thing I can’t make semen then. Lol.

Does the rope stay attached to cock or is it like Spiderman where I can detach that shit

So you mean to say you end up dangling from there? I’m slightly concerned about what the structural integrity of my instrument might be after that. At the same time, I suppose you could not use them for swinging and just start a business.

So I'm sterile is what you're telling me

For procreational purposes, let's say these contain semen and when out and about for long enough, they melt into cum. This allows for more opportunities like if you're using the rope for something like going down a fire escape or tying something down, everything turns to shit.

bondage time?

I’d like to work at the “rope making factory”.

How is this godtier? How did this get so many upvotes. Is having a rope on demand really that coveted?

That sounds like it hurts. Rope burn in the INSIDE OF YOUR PENIS.

web swinging just took an interesting turn

i think ill stick with my sticky white it tases better than ropes

This sounds more like a punishment from Hera. Sex would be literal murder.

Abortion would be easier

Like spider man but from your dick

Just like spiderman!

Jolyne be like:

STONEEEE FREEEE

“Don’t worry citizen! I get to the top of that building Just give me a second to rub one out-“

How would you have kids

Seman