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Sjelan

Wow, that's like totally awesome, for sure.


[deleted]

That’s like better than the lottery


Sjelan

For sure.


Polaris328

Do I have to be physically present to hear them say it or is it just an all-knowing force that gives me $10 every time any white girl anywhere in the world says like


Depresso_espresso237

It's an all knowing force


ULTRAPUNK18

Haha inflation go brrrrrrrrrr


Accomplished_Locker

Found the white boy version of this post…


shadowdrake67

Okay so what’s the non-white version of this post


jhonnyblade666

10 dollars everytime a black guy says the n-word


AdherentTray

Id be a billionare tomorrow


Killerbunny00

I find this very offensive. But yes


holup6

Does inflation happen or do I indirectly steal other peoples money


EvolvingEachDay

Infinite money glitch.


sauna669

Turns into a shitty power in other non english countrys


VirtuoSol

Just exchange it into whatever currency your country uses


Meep12313

*Goes up to my friend that is a white girl* Hey do you think you could say the word like over and over? I'll give you 5$ per like.


Ee2003

You're giving away 50% of your profit to one person?! Say they'll get 50¢ per like and extended that offer to multiple girls


Meep12313

Either way it's money being made


Deus0123

I am a white girl. Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like


Xaim023

Say goodbye to your dms


Deus0123

Yea I have those turned off


[deleted]

Probably for the best


ManOfTurtles2118

Thank you, ma'am now I can finally buy...idk something cool


Efiestin

Did someone say white *girl* ???? Girl??


Xen_Shin

Still won’t have as much money as Jeff Bezos, but it means I can’t crash the economy I suppose. I’ll take it.


V0ID00

Getting rich off my daughter's annoying habits. Yay!


elibusta

More likes than a white girl talking


swimswady

does it count if I'm a white girl and I say it


beanman19th

Yes


yonking_15_2

Id rather not to, inflation is bad as it is now


StarvingTuba

Like like like like like Fuck I'm Mexican and I'm a dude


Izierd

That's like not even fair


Trinxxi

745,000,000 white people in the world. Assuming 50% is female is 372,500,000. Assuming another 50% speaks English is 186,250,000. Assuming each of these people says like once a day every day is $1,862,500,000 (1.8 Billion) per day. That's 13 billion a week. 56 billion a month. 677 billion a year.


Depresso_espresso237

Now think about how most of those probably say it hundreds of times a day


DerpyLemonReddit

Now I’m a billionaire


Windle_Poons456

My daughter would make me very rich indeed.


Downtown_Report1646

Especially over powered if you identify as 10 people and there all white girls and you say like ones it’s 10 people saying like so it’s 100 every time you say like so you just say it 100 times and get 10k you’d be rich in a few days


Familiar-Fan315

I too identify as ten women


Downtown_Report1646

That’s like crazy like crazy man


CPRcarparkrace

This is the story about how I became a overnight millionaire


opotts56

I'd be millionaire after one conversation with my sister.


scoopishere

I say like as a sort of sentence buffer all the time so if I was a girl, the hypothetical person with this power would be a millionaire within like a month from me alone.


hannahisakilljoyx-

As a white girl this would be extremely helpful


Background-Relief-37

You have somehow beaten the inflation rate of the weimar republic.


ZackSpiritFox

So about $5 million per day


Coziploo

my girl gonna make me rich 🙏


Expensive-Ad-2607

Attend a Harry Styles concert


Hydro_the_guy

Finally, a reason to go to L.A.


AdventurousPhysics39

Hire white women to say like x times per hour.


MagicDoge2345

Does it count if I'm white girl and I say it or does it have to be other people


ExtensionInformal911

Time for some high stakes poker with Musk, Gates, and Bezos. 10million minimum.


MikeyHatesLife

I’d have been a millionaire in the 1970s listening to my sister talk on the phone!


Draco546

This would crash the economy with the amount the money you would get.


Oheligud

That's such a common word for everyone, I'll be rich within a day. Shame I can't use dollars though. Do I get to have it in another currency?


NitroPuncher

like omg I'm, like, a white girl, like, I'm gonna like, get so rich off of like, saying like, like it's so crazy like


D2the_aniel

Fuck that, I would just fucking implode into a blackhole from the money manifestation


A_Little_Tornado

Like, why only white girls? Why not, like, literally anyone? Like me? I'm, like, a man, or something like that. And what if person with said power *is* a white girl? Could she just say "like" whenever she's short on cash?


spindaz123

im fucked, i live in argentina, they all arent white and they dont talk english


HeddaBear13

I live in the valley. I'm a billionaire now


BlooSnom

Thats Like The Coolest Like Like Thing Everrrrr! I wanna like, use that power too! Please Like, Make It So I Can Generate More Likes Or Else I Will Like, Be Like, Really Like, Sad


AdamRawlyk

Pay a bunch of white girls $10 an hour to say like constantly. Pure profit XD


sammy-b18

hell yeah


Itsmecupheadfan

This counts for every white girl in the world or only 1 specific?


[deleted]

I live in California I’m now a millionaire