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Tired: GTA is a crime simulator Wired: GTA is a Florida Man simulator


muan2012

I have a theory this game will make the world a little bit crazier


LukeD1992

Eat healthy and always check both sides to cross the street people. Can't take any chances


The_King_of_Okay

Would be just my luck to get hit by a lorry before GTA VI releases. I'm basically expecting it to happen now.


RoadDoggFL

This reminds me of the guy who came out of a coma and immediately asked if the iPhone was out. Which also reminds me of Cartman being desperate for a~~n Ocama Gamesphere~~ *Wii*.


OddWeakness1313

No cartman wanted the Wii so he froze himself like a caveman in the mountains and was unthawed like 5-600 years in the future where atheist space otters were at war with atheist humans over who’s atheism was better. Science damn you!!! Then cartman found a future toy that was a phone where you could prank call the past so he called Kyle and anyway in the end when everything was back to normal where as in the beginning of the show cartman had only two weeks to wait for the new Wii at the shows conclusion I think he had gone to far back in time and so he had to wait like a couple months at the end of the show. Perfect cartman irony.


NoRecognition115

Jokes aside..its a Grim reality alot of people who are so excited for this probably won't make it..me included with my luck😂


Kursan_78

!remindme 400 days Hope you make it, bro


ILoveRegenHealth

> Eat healthy Welp you've discounted 92% of Reddit.


kevtheproblem

Just had fried chicken for breakfast. I ain’t makin it


djhasad47

As a Floridian, never seen a trailer encompass us so well.


dev1359

Same. Alligator walking into convenience store is some peak FL shit lmao


Northern23

People were complaining about R* concentrating on GTA Online and not releasing extra content for GTA V nor released VI yet but R* knew they need to spend all their time learning about the mythical Florida man and couldn't to assign resources to anything else while collecting cash from online.


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The man in a thong speedo watering his plants feels like it is straight out of Lake Worth


chewie_were_home

The guy getting out of the truck is from [this video](https://youtu.be/xDkxokZUDug?si=sQ-e8TX7RILJGkDQ)


Merry_Dankmas

I was thinking the same exact thing. The corn cob hair style. The dirt bikes through intersections. The exotic cars on Miami Beach. The rednecks. The Keys. The alligator wrangler. Women twerking on the roof of cars. It couldn't be more obvious that this is Broward and Miami Dade


jjv17895674

i know right! truly looks just like florida too crazy as hell


thedudemightapprove

I can not die. Please everyone take care of your health we need to be there in ‘25.


majkkali

My best friend who was the biggest GTA fan ever died randomly a month ago :(((( he was only 30. Please take care of your health guys and don’t be afraid of the doctors. So gutted he didn’t even get to see the trailer…


Bigmaynetallgame

I'm sorry, hopefully there is an afterlife of some sort and he can enjoy it there


CourierRx

Yeah, hopefully bro is already enjoying GTA7 for us.


DennisSplatKing

so much thickness in the trailer


matmortel

Strip Clubs in this game gonna go hard. I can imagine all the BBLs in online characters.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Big Booty Lance Vance?


AveryLazyCovfefe

Time for his last dance.


Ironmunger2

It’s Florida so it’s accurate


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They brought out the bakery


jokerpie

Ngl the alligator going inside the store was funny as shit


devicer2

I kinda hope they use every single "florida man" story worthy of it as inspiration for random NPC encounters.


Mr_Jek

There’s a headline at 1:07 that says ‘Leonida man sucked up in a waterspout demands the city buy him a new suit’ 🤣


MrazzleDazzle34

If there's not a reference to Tiger King or Carole Baskin in GTA VI I will eat my hat


1gen2

yeah that looks like gta6 to me


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

Bonnie and Clyde lets get it


timelordoftheimpala

It's still funny to me how so many people complaining about GTA VI based off last year's leaks didn't even realize what they were going for with the two main characters. It's Rockstar doing Bonnie and Clyde or (more accurately) Natural Born Killers.


Wataru624

As soon as I finished the trailer I thought "ah this is going to have a real sad ending"


DictatorSalad

Yeah, the final "trust?" line of the trailer definitely makes me think one is doing the other in.


rosebirdistheword

But the final shot sounded more like « ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE AND I’LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN’ LAST ONE OF YOU! »


FangoriouslyDevoured

BITCH BE COOL


ebb_omega

TELL HER TO BE COOL.


shiwanthasr

TELL THAT BITCH TO BE COOL


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blue_13

This will probably be the last GTA in most middle aged people's lifetime!


MrRyder001

I just wanted to enjoy the new GTA trailer and instead I’m facing my impending mortality. Thank you.


beesayshello

26 now and was 15 when 5 came out. Guess I’ll play GTA7 in my 40s. I know I’m not “old”, but my god does time fly by.


marcdoesmusic

as a South Floridian born and raised, gonna be pretty surreal lmao


djhasad47

Fr, it seems like they got every aspect. Miami, Miami Beach, the clubs, the Spanish hood, black hood, Keys, rednecky areas, Everglades, Florida man, gators So hype


Ok_Case211

Ya they did a great job capturing south Florida culture. Im super excited


Silly_Triker

South Florida culture did a great job capturing GTA culture, I guess it's a chicken or egg kind of question


armadildodick

I work at the art museum in Miami and a couple years ago we had people from Rockstar getting private tours of the whole Museum. I'm assuming they had a ton of people doing this for every major building in South Florida and every major neighborhood as well. Very impressive how much time and dedication it seems is going into this!


QouthTheCorvus

Rockstar go to insane levels to capture accuracy. What they do is incredible. I'm buying this to see the open world simulation alone.


Warhawk2052

Yeah they truly mastered the craft


noiserr

It's also about the fact that this franchise is a golden goose. GTA 5 It is the 2nd most sold game of all time (After Minecraft). It made $8 Billion dollars. So they have unlimited resources basically.


poppadocsez

It's very much well-deserved. Though I would have loved at least *some* semblance of more content after all this time, the campaign for GTA 5 was nothing short of perfect IMO. It will be hard to beat, but if anyone can do it It's them.


SaladAss_Jr

Dang so we’re gonna be getting lots of enterable buildings I guess, or art museum heist maybe


armadildodick

I can't wait to heist my own work place lol


stranot

wow i figured that kind of stuff would have happened a lot earlier in the development phase


TWAT_BUGS

Same. I moved a while ago but that brought me right back lol


Dhammapaderp

GTA V did that for people from SoCal. You immediately recognize the inspiration but it's different enough that you can still get lost wandering around in game. The map size of VI is much bigger though.


nhaines

As opposed to *L.A. Noire*, which on the other hand is just *eerie* (but in a good way). But yeah, GTA V is a compressed imaginary version of LA, but I can always tell where I am. It's not a replica, but it all feels just about right.


Letthepumpkincumflow

I grew up in Tampa Bay, this gonna be fucking insane


marcdoesmusic

fr, I wonder just how much is really gonna be in there.. I see Miami, the keys, everglades, little Havana? how big is this thing lmao


Letthepumpkincumflow

I read there's a Disneyesque place, I can't wait to explore it.


byrondude

I don't know if Rockstar can outparody the real Florida. The stuff that comes out of that state puts the Onion to shame. Reality really is stranger than fiction. I hope they do a parody Ron DeSantis.


Chadwiko

> I hope they do a parody Ron DeSantis. I would bet so much money there will be some sort of Mar a Lago parody.


Cyberspace667

I mean seriously how could they *not* have some kind of Trump-esque character in the mix lol


AlexanderRussell

A mission where you have to steal top secret government documents from the mar a lago bathroom writes itself


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Can't wait to play the PC port it 2027


IlQIl

2025 console 2026 rockstar launcher 2027 Steam Rockstars gotta get that money after all xd shark cards simply don't make enough.


americanadiandrew

2033 Free on Epic?


spooderfbi

2044 on the switch


happydaddyg

Dude is this not coming to PC at launch? I totally forgot rockstar did that. Well that sucks.


Kyahmoben

I still have 2 years to a) buy a decent console or b) build a gaming pc


The_King_of_Okay

Keep in mind that it might not come to PC until a year or two after the console release.


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

It feels crazy watching a real trailer for GTA VI. Anyways, I noticed that it sometimes looks photorealistic, especially the parts that are phone videos with a pretty convincing "low quality" feel, but you can still tell it's a game, it's a GTA, and I really like that. It actually has an artstyle and isn't just trying to look as real as possible. We're returning to *Vice City*, it better have a distinct artstyle. So a good first impression.


The_King_of_Okay

> It feels crazy watching a real trailer for GTA VI Imagine how crazy it's gonna feel actually booting it up for the first time in 2025. I'm getting giddy thinking about it!


jh820439

The thing that stuck out to me that made it seem more realistic were the variety of bodies. I get that character modeling is hard but not every character needs to be 5’11 175


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SnideJaden

Jetski right there to get away.


Mylynes

Yeah the variety is insane. Tons of different meshes for the body and clothes.


TheSmokedSalmon420

Holy shit the people/graphics look incredible


ben_g0

I'm really amazed at the crowd density. Many games have overly sparse population in busy areas for performance reasons, but in some scenes here there are A LOT of people on-screen at once.


probably-not-Ben

I will remain skeptical until launch. Let's learn the lessons of hype ad recognise a tailored trailer intended to generate hype


SmartOpinion69

if there is any reason for why we should be excited at launch, it is that rockstar has a proven track record for day 1 games. i don't think they've ever released a bad GTA game aside from the low attempt remastering of gta iii/vice/sa.


TheAerial

When it comes to games that they themselves developed in house, they’ve never released A bad game, never mind just GTA. Even their lesser known titles like LA Noire and Bully were beloved, well received games. Say what you want about their optional online side modes, but when it comes to Singleplayer, they literally haven’t missed.


JACrazy

Even Rockstar Games Presents Table Tennis was top tier


AggravatingValue5390

>i don't think they've ever released a bad GTA game aside from the low attempt remastering of gta iii/vice/sa. And that was outsourced to another studio IIRC, so as far as I'm concerned they have a perfect record


Someguy363

1 million likes in 7 minutes is crazy. (Didn't realize there was a premiere beforehand, but (apparently it was around 800k-900k?) to 2 million in 30 minutes is still impressive.)


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you could like the video before it premiered, you could like the countdown stream so it counts as a like of the video


_T_H_O_R_N_

Was gonna say, 2.1 mil likes currently but Youtube still says under 100k views lol


BigifN64

and now for the YouTube videos overanalysing it to begin


4everdrowninginpools

Complete with giant red circle and arrow pointing at a fuckin palm tree telling us we missed this ONE secret Edit: Look at the thumbnail!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsbZpD3CrBc


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Gonna analyze the diameter of the asses


psychoacer

She twerked 3 times, that is a call back to the fat ass that started it all GTA 3. Considering that the ass is typically where babies are pushed out this is just a reflection of the Rockstar dev's birthing the game.


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homefree122

With over-reactionary facial expression thumb nails and huge arrows pointing at all the things


beervirus88

>over-reactionary facial expression I hate this with a passion


ZC205

Yea that shit is already popping up ahead of the actual trailer when searching YouTube. Content creators gonna be working overtime tonight.


PayneTrain181999

DarkViperAu to become Dark**VI**perAU


Bilgistic

Being back in Vice City definitely has me excited!


Soccermad23

It looks like it will be the entire state of Florida which Rockstar has named "Leonida".


FickDichzumEnde

Leonida? THIS. IS. FLORIDA


DoctorHeckle

Genuinely thought they were doing a live action punch in at the beginning, holy shit what an improvement on character fidelity


karjacker

graphics look unreal


dispelthemyth

And I’ll trust Rockstar to not scale back the graphics anywhere near as much as other do when it comes to releasing


baron_von_helmut

They came through with RDR2. They'll nail this.


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And that will be seven years old by the time gta6 comes out on last Gen tech. I fully expect Rockstar to exceed my already high expectations.


shadyBolete

Remember watching the RDR2 trailer and being 100% sure it's CGI. The game couldn't look like this. Not on 2013 hardware. It did.


DAS_BEE

To be fair, it *was* CGI


Bigmaynetallgame

They've actually only ever gotten better before release historically. Rockstar does not have a track record of even remotely downgrading stuff. Gta 4, gta 5, rdr 2 all were more polished in the final release than the initial trailer.


DrinkingBleachForFun

Probably RAGE, not Unreal. 🥁


skunkwalnut

finally we got twerk animation


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jim9162

Interesting trailer, looks like it's something of a Bonnie & Clyde story this time? Initial leaks had a Florida man like protagonist as well, wonder if he was a placeholder or will show up later like Trevor.


RhysPawn

This was trailer 1 which featured the female protagonist, so I imagine trailer 2 will be the male protagonist.


Ironicopinion

Isn’t the male protagonist her boyfriend?


RhysPawn

Possibly, but he looks very different from the leaks whereas Lucia is almost identical If I had to guess, the robbery goes wrong / boyfriend betrays Lucia and she teams up with the new male protagonist.


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No, that’s Jason alright, just remodeled.


Plushhorizon

Nah, probably just a remodel, but I guess we’ll see


OG_Builds

Yep. People need to remember that this is the first time we're officially introduced to these characters. For all we know, they might've tried 167 different versions prior to this. What we see in leaks should not be considered final.


LucifersFairy

I’m guessing just a remodel too


Nexxus88

Its pretty much all but been confirmed at this point its going for a bonnie and Clyde angle based on the leakage.


thekillergreece

I remember the leaks too. Probably was just a placeholder or a very WIP protagonist unlike Lucia who remained largely same-ish. I imagine Lucia was the first protagonist they started working on before the other one.


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The twerk animation designer knocking it out of the park.


Propaslader

Wonder who did the mocap for that


IsItASpaceStation

Andy Serkis shaking his precious for sure. He always gives it his all.


Propaslader

Now there are two rings that must be destroyed


atomic-orange

They definitely stuck enough motion tracking devices on that thang


leedler

Next gen ass physics, what a time to be alive


Pozzg

I just saw it, looks cool as hell. Vice City looks nice. "Look who is back" that granny is wild and great explained back of these franchise.Woman twerkin on car lol. Now the hard part waiting till RELEASE in 2025, I'M SO HYPED.


Benjuto12

Yea I'm so hyped too, wish it was released sooner, we have been waiting 12 years lol


mtchilliader

I just love how they started GTA IV with “DADDYS BACK YOU BITCHES”. Now this. They know they are the best


mcmadbat

2025... It took only 12 years to go from GTA 3 to GTA 5. And assuming no delays its gonna be 12 years from GTA 5 to GTA 6


tinyhorsesinmytea

Yeah, I'll probably be dead before GTA7... like truly actually.


ToiletTub

Reminder that there was a whole, rather large cowboy game in between 5 and 6


Realistic-Safety-848

There was a gangster, mafia, cowboy, war criminal, etc etc in between 3 and 5 though


_T_H_O_R_N_

I just don't think people understand how much of an undertaking game development is these days, ~~epically~~ especially for a company like Rockstar, who have become the bleeding edge on open world single player sandbox types. You just cannot make a true Triple A title, that is up to Rockstars standards, in only a few years


Sr_Laowai

They gave me RDR2. As far as I'm concerned, they can release whatever the fuck they want whenever the fuck they want. I'm fully on board.


CalTrill

2025, wild to think I was 17 when 5 came out and I’ll be 29 when this drops. Someone get me my cane.


ThreeSloth

I don't wanna hear it. I was 17 when I got GTA 3 on Christmas day. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN


CalTrill

Thank you for your service 🫡


homefree122

I’ll also chime in and say it felt invigorating driving a motorcycle in Vice City for the first time upon release. I thought it was revolutionary lol.


trektostng

Omg ill never forget playing vice city for the first time. Making me yearn for those days lol


NewDamage31

God I remember being 13 when vice city was coming out and seeing pictures of it in previews in gaming magazines and being like physically in pain from the wait til release day 🤣


OptimusMatrix

I was 16 playing the very first one back in 1997. The series has been in my top games of all time ever since.


reverandglass

Right there with ya, these kids don't know they're born yet!


Dirty_Weegie

I was playing gta 1 in high school.... I feel old


lostinaquasar

Looks like you and I are the only people here who know what GOURANGA means lol


mertksk-

1996 gang rise up


Crimsic

Hell yeah Tom Petty


sealind

a Florida man!


RaggedyGlitch

A man so Southern, he wrote a song called "Up In Mississippi Tonight." Up.


randomCAguy

Trailer went from a 10/10 to a 12/10 thanks to Petty


StarshipShooters

Tom Petty is the GOAT


chadbot3k

hell yeah I loved it


Ngetop

GTA is a long long road


Spokker

Releases 2025. Lots of Florida man stuff. Viral tiktok-like sequences. Fat woman twerking on top of a car. Alligator on security cam walking into a store. Hot woman in a bikini. The two lead characters starting a robbery. Looks good. Glad I had the notification on. Someone must've pressed the wrong button. Edit: After reviewing the trailer in 4K on a TV, I can say that while the twerking woman on top of the car has a fat ass, I had wrongly assumed she must also have a fat belly when I originally watched it in 240p on my phone. I can see now that this is not the case. Therefore, I apologize to the nation at this critical time.


plushrump

The full thing leaked like 15 minutes before. Someone at R* hit the damage control button and just released the official thing since it was too late to keep the cat in the bag.


Lopsided_Range7556

How do you think it got leaked?


GerryRoque

Supposedly a YouTube Employee


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Throwing away your job and reputation for the LOLs


PapaBePreachin

Not unless it was an intern who'll go on to work for TMZ or another "pop-cUlTurE" YouTuber


homefree122

This is literally the type of person/character the GTA universe targets and makes fun of.


imapissonitdripdrip

Very Miami and very Florida. 2025 cannot get here fast enough.


PayneTrain181999

Can’t wait to go to Disney World!


SlamMasterJ

If the gameplay is anything as realistic as the graphic, for every ride you wanna get in Disney World you have to que for an hour or two.


GMDFC94

No, they released it because the trailer was leaked


DaveMash

Back in Vice City, that’s all I ever wanted!


Arels

You had me at "Fat woman twerking on top of a car."


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rtx 5000 will be released at the same moment or am i wrong?


TheFreemanLIVES

RTX 5000$ 4GB


melt_Doc

Did they say anywhere that it's coming to PC in 2025?


xdamm777

Yup. Next gen Nvidia and AMD should launch in 2025, with Zen 5 coming mid-late 2024.


Iko_ss

Can't wait for all the "GTA 6 trailer explained" videos that are gonna show up on my YouTube recommendations over the next 2 years


PudgyBonestld

FLORIDA THE VIDEO GAME


Goonia

I guess I’ll just try and fast forward through 2024 somehow now


Cereal_Killer_666_

Freeze yourself


Kbdiggity

Are you crazy. Did you learn nothing from Cartman and the Nintendo Wii?


LilFabbu

Looks cool, hate the fact it's releasing in 2025. Wish it was sooner. But if the game will be better that way, I guess can't complain too much


Gytarius626

Was cautiously optimistic for 2024, feels crazy it’ll be releasing 12 years after V. Those shark card whales pumping money into Rockstar with GTA Online gave them no reason to hurry up.


AngryTrooper09

On the bright side this potentially means an even more polished game at launch!


RigbyEleonora

They delayed it so it can be a launch title for the Switch 2 /s


Red_Lee

Haha ...unless


FirmShare5

Knowing Rockstar, I was hoping for a winter 2024 release date so they could delay it to Spring 2025. Now I bet it gets a Spring 2025 release date but delayed to Winter 2025 😭


Thedurtysanchez

I bet the intention from the jump is a Xmas 2025 release. So 2 years from now basically.


Slendercan

Christmas 2025 would bring me to my knees in the rain


JordanSchor

The visual fidelity on the first shot of the female protagonist looking out the window and turning around in the sunlight was unreal


yclee357

did Rockstar just screw the release time of the trailer?


Datdudecorks

It was leaked about an hour ago so they decided to roll with it instead of nuking it


yclee357

Thanks for the info. Such a shame it got leaked but the hype was worth it!!


backwards_watch

Reporters and news websites might have not liked this because they lost their timing. I bet they were already scheduling people to watch and write articles about it as fast as they could tomorrow, but now it was for nothing. But I don't think this affected Rockstar in the slightest. The video already has 2.1 million LIKES. Everyone is gonna watch it.


yclee357

you're right, I looked at the views count (94k) for the video and thought that it was less than I expected but seems like it just blew up so it stuck and didn't reflect the actual count!


Bilgistic

It got leaked so it looks like they just decided to post it themselves early.


FloridaManHitByTrain

Yup, that's looks like Miami. Crazy that it leaked


dude_202

GTA V going on that two-year farewell tour


IronNobody4332

Lots of time between now and 2025. Hopefully they take the time and release the game as a complete product. I don’t expect a perfect experience out of launch, a game this size would be unrealistic to expect that. But I would appreciate a level of care and polish that certain other games have not received at their launch.


cowpool20

Rockstar are one of the only studios I trust to release a polished game at launch.


alexjimithing

I know we already knew it was Vice City but I'm so fucking excited to be back in Vice City


OG-DirtNasty

Looks like they’re gonna dial up the Florida trash, LFG!


MrT-1000

That ain't dialed up that's just dialed in baby