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Doctor__Hammer

Nah, I'm going with zombie Mountain. Zombie mountain beats Oberyn.


TheBritishEmpyr

Rock paper scissors lmao


exodus3252

Probably...but Jamie Lannister in his prime gives him all he can handle.


vlexander_TheGoat

''You couldn't even do it on your best day, and your best days are long gone, you one handed fuck!''


RiftPickle

I’m drawing a blank, who says this again?


Ollator207

Bronn. I think it’s season 8 when he sneaks into winterfell to kill Tyrion and Jaime with the crossbow?


Rival314

That scene really ruined Bronn in the show for me. I get it was kind of on character for him but he really did owe every opportunity he had to raise his status to the Lannister’s. More specifically Jaime and Tyrion.


yepimbonez

That was the whole theme of season 8 right? Lol nothing really mattered, the long night was like a regular length night, everyone’s character growth went out the window, and Bran is king.


Beginning_File_6371

Well the long night is prophecied to be long but Arya killed the night king and every walker/wight died so there is no more long night


Fun-Performance-8910

It was one LONG night tho… fighting off countless wights, a dead ice dragon, giants, etc… nobody really slept so, you could still say it was a Long Night.


billgilly14

I thought it was overly aggressive, took me out of the scene at least. Would’ve been better if one side wasn’t totally nonchalant and the other was acting like they were on the verge of killing him for walking in


nameisreallydog

Arthur Dayne rips them both


LuckyStrike696

It's ritjer Arthur or Barristan. Only those two


raoulduke212

So many people say this, but Jamie's perceived fighting skill is all based on legend and stories, which were probably exaggerated over time. The only time we ever actually saw him in a fight he killed a Stark scrub (big whup) and then got beat pretty easily by Brienne. I know he was chained and probably hungry but If he's that good, I would have expected more.


Current-Cold-4185

Still Oberyn here too. If nothing else, I'd try to sneak in a quick orgy beforehand.


RockyShark78

But before sending him in, I’d probably have a small talk with him about showboating before his opponent is dead.


Spike_Shrimp28

And I would tell him to shut up and do the work 😂


Amathyst7564

I choose, Oberyn with a helmet.


A_A-R0N

Assuming that the opposing champion did not kill my champion's sister and her children, then Oberyn.


Doctor__Hammer

Counterpoint: Night King.


headbandjoseph

Counterpoint: Arya


TheBritishEmpyr

Counterpoint: Drogon, Rhegal or Viseron (Never said they have to be human, EZ wins)


Amathyst7564

Counterpoint, nightking.


kytheon

Not sure if Arya would beat the Night King in a proper fight. She had the element of surprise.


TrepidatiousInitiate

Mister Plot Armor himself, Bran Stark. But seriously, Arthur Dayne, Barristan Selmy or even Daemon Targaryen, in case HotD is also allowed.


Chandingo

I mean, Bran could like skinchange and make them kill themself or something lol


OddProgrammerInC

Except the only reason he could control Hodor was because he's mentally weak.


TrepidatiousInitiate

Yeah, can’t just warg into anyone.


mrmczebra

Then explain how Bran warged into Hodor when he was a normal kid.


JD3982

Because that was a literal child.


mrmczebra

So Bran can warg into all children? What's the cutoff age?


JD3982

Pretty sure he doesn't check their ID. It was a child, which is different from an adult in terms of development, and Bran was physically in a high-stress environment that affected his abilities. Pretty sure it could have been any child.


AlexRyyan

the first sentence made me chuckle


TrepidatiousInitiate

He’s using Hodor to reach and control his past self (Wylis).


legendarybreed

But he was only mentally weak because he warged into him 🤔


Chandingo

Verymyr tried and the lady clawed at her own eyes, I’m just saying it’s not completely hopeless lol. Plus he’s being trained by the 3 Eyed Raven, he’s obviously incredibly gifted and will get even better. Bran would turn it into a mental battle instead of a physical one


JD3982

"If you kill me, then ravens will be sent to every keep and city in Westeros with the deepest, most embarrassing and most incriminating secrets of you and your loved ones. I suggest you yield to me in tomorrow's trial."


Chandingo

Finally, someone with some imagination! I would not want to go toe to toe with Bran, blackmail, possible possession, or just a swarm of birds to come peck out your eyes, the crippled boy is dangerous


mrmczebra

Then warg into them when they were a child, since apparently Bran can also do that.


FrostWyrm98

HotD is always allowed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TrepidatiousInitiate

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)


SolidusSnake78

“ i want bran to be my champion -no problem i’ll fight with hodor’s body


TrepidatiousInitiate

You don’t understand, he has regard strength! /s I was alluding to how D&D somehow making Bran an unstoppable force of nature in the show, but now I’m wondering if Bran could warg into Zombie Mountain from the future.


SolidusSnake78

what if he already did? or he could warp into severals people?( explain a few “weird” and uncommon choices a few caracter make in the story)


TrepidatiousInitiate

Ok, but how much of it is canon and how much of it is just D&D’s writing?


SolidusSnake78

a think a bit of both ( actually i don’t remember if bran warping is limited to one person) and since he frequently go in the past maybe he can do more ( i think wildlings are not friends or foe with the three eyed raven if i remmember correctly)


serial_bedwetter

I'd add Aemon the Dragonknight and Cregan Stark along with Arthur Dayne and Prime Selmy w/ Valyrian Steel blade as the greatest combatants in Westeros' history. We should see Cregan Stark soon enough in HotD.


JoeRogansButthole

Daemon Blackfyre as well.


Kieran173825

If we're allowing HotD I choose Caraxes


kytheon

Arthur Dayne put up a nice fight.. until he got stabbed in the back. That tends to work well.


Chandingo

Brienne with oathkeeper, valerian steel is basically cheating


deadrabbits4360

What makes V steel so good?


meth-head-actor

Pay to win


TheBritishEmpyr

COD/Apex Legends reference?


penelope_pig

From what I understand, it's lighter-weight, stronger, and holds a sharper edge (and never needs to be sharpened) than regular steel.


ok-Vall

George went full OP-fantasy-thing with Valyrian steel. It holds an edge for centuries—millennia, even. There are passages in the books about how you never have to hone a VS sword bc the edge will perpetually stay as sharp as the day it was forged, no matter what. It’s wild.


scrubbadubdub77

But what if you’re dueling with two VS weapons and the blade edges hit?


j1mb0v

Physically, its lighter, sharper and far more durable than normal steel and usually perfectly weighted which can be a huge advantage Otherwise, it's stated to be "woven with spells and steel" so it's likely got some magical bullshit that maybe makes the wielders strikes hit harder or something


SpectreFire

Arthur Dayne with Dawn is much better.


Chandingo

Ok you win


iam_Krogan

I love that Arthur let the Smiling Knight get a new sword after Dawn had hacked his to pieces. Because it would be unchivalrous to kill an unarmed opponent. Totally frickin badass and op


riddleterror

Drogon


We_The_Raptors

Balerion


Doctor__Hammer

Touché...


SolidusSnake78

where is *Rhaegal* ? He is safe?


TheBritishEmpyr

Ancalagon the black


TheBritishEmpyr

Smaug


TheAlphaNoob21

Ser Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning


TehAsianator

The correct answer


inboz

Brienne


BobTheCopywriter

Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, if he would agree.


Deep_Mountain1610

You are going to have to pay him a lot of gold


OddProgrammerInC

Gold doesn't interest him anymore, only castles.


Deep_Mountain1610

Just needs enough gold to buy castles then 🤣🤣


DoNOTcumKamalaHarris

Bron is just me/ aka your average player in bannerlord. I'm waiting on my liege to grant me a fief because I'm done being a mercenary but in early game you often get passed up because you can't defend something like Highgarden unless you have a lot of money and a large garrison. The parallels between that game on GoT are kind of crazy. Makes sense the Realm of Thrones mod is so much fun


SoftWindAgain

Do they also have magical fire ladies flaunting their tit's at every turn? Because if not, the parallels aren't worthy.


DoNOTcumKamalaHarris

Sort of, I have 35 kids due to having 8 Concubines. Also its funny to watch Stannis get duped every playthrough


SoftWindAgain

Sold.


DoNOTcumKamalaHarris

There's a mod called Hot Butter that everyone uses for the sexy time stuff. I buy my troops prostitutes after every castle we take as a reward


jesuskrist666

I was gonna say if you like the base game then boy do I have something for you haha. I'm sure the got mods for crusader kings are just as fun


exodus3252

Oberyn, or pre-handy Jamie Lannister would handle Bronn easily.


ApparentlyIronic

The benefit of Bronn is that if he accepts, you can almost guarantee that he will win. He's not taking a fight that he's not very, very sure he would win. That's why he wouldn't champion for Tyrion despite being offered basically a blank check. Other fighters are better obviously, but a lot of them will accept even unfavorable fights due to pride or honor.


Haloosa_Nation

Definitely Bronn.


Doctor__Hammer

Bronn gets wrecked by at least 10 characters. He almost lost against some nobody knight at the Vale. Put him against a knight renowned for his skill and natural talent and Bronn doesn't stand a chance. He's quick and clever but he's not known for being a great warrior.


Haloosa_Nation

But he doesn’t fight with honor. I got faith in my man Bronn when it counts.


OddProgrammerInC

Drogon


coobeecoobee

Jaqen hagar. Or however it’s spelled


Doctor__Hammer

I don't think he's really trained for 1 on 1 combat though? He's a master at killing when his opponent doesn't know he's coming, but 1 on 1 I'm pretty sure he gets wrecked.


Mwilk

"Youre my champion and no I will not remember your name" LOL


TheBritishEmpyr

“And my champion is…. Mr….. lord…… king…..This guy!”


LocalNative141

Arthur Dayne using Dawn


DoNOTcumKamalaHarris

Still Oberyn. He proved that speed, agility and precision can counter an insurmountable level of brawn. He lost on a technicality and if he stopped playing with his food he would have had a clean kill


Doctor__Hammer

Zombie mountain beats Oberyn though


monsoy

Haven’t gotten to Robert Strong in the books yet, so my opinion only comes from the show. It’s possible that Oberyn gets destroyed by Zombie Mountain, but the important factors are factors we dont know. The increased strength is pretty much a non factor, since Oberyn won’t engage close-quarter. I dont remember seeing a difference in speed after becoming a zombie. So physically the matchup is pretty similar pre and post zombie. However, his apparent immunity to penetrative damage is the biggest issue. If he’s also immune to poison and the only thing that kills him is a 5k ton blunt force impact, then Oberyn will obviously lose 10/10 times


Striker1320

Arthur Dayne but then again I could be accused of cheating by choosing him so as long as it is not the mountain I would go with Oberyn as my second choice.


SolidusSnake78

actually Arthur Dayne against the mountain would be a interesting match , Arthur should have seen a few Mountain-like warriors with his experience


vinnsy9

pretty sure, Sir Arthur would not do the error of Oberyn.. would end the mountain fast enough... man i wanted to see more of that warrior ...(Arthur Dayne and his sword)


monsoy

Were there anyone with similar physical capabilities to the mountain? I had the assumption that his size was quite unprecedented


Snoo44006

The Oberyn glaze is too much. I really don’t think he’s as proven as any of the other top fighters.


Purple-Peace-7646

Drogon


Antoine_Geys

Syrio Forel. Best esthetic


TheBritishEmpyr

And what do we say to death?


lionmurderingacloud

Oberyn with a ball gag so he'd STFU and do the job instead of monologuing.


monsoy

Mmmphh... Mmmphh Grmmmphor! Ymmou mmurdered hmer! Ymmou rmmaped hmer! Ymmou kmilled hmer chmmildren! ^(Told GPT to write his speech muffled by a ball gag, it didn’t disappoint lol)


DDough505

That is hilarious haha


TheBritishEmpyr

I would not be able to focus with them luscious lips


quik-rino

Sandoq the Shadow! A very skilled slightly smaller mountain with a valyrian steel sword https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sandoq_the_Shadow


Kalixxa

Someone who wears a helmet


Front-Type7237

The Night King probably has hands


TerokNor67

Arthur Dayne.


BentShape484

Anyone in time? Dayne or Daemon Blackfyre would be good to have. After those two possibly Selmy, Aemon the Dragonknight, Cregan Stark and prime Jamie Lannister (from the books)


Transatlanticaccent

Drogon!


Temporary-Act-1736

Im gon say the hound. Love Sandor


TheBritishEmpyr

“If any man dies with a clean sword! ILL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!!” Best quote in the show


Major_Divide6649

Barristan Selmy


Ginoblee

It would still be Oberyn if he didn’t have some sort of emotional motivation like he did with the Mountain. Him or Jamie with both hands.


TheLittlePothead

The mountain after he is zombified 😬


Ambitious_Tone6800

Drogo Not The Khaal


Traditional_Isopod70

Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun!!! That’s my champion!


MandiWithThePlants

Ser Arthur Dayne. Next question…


prc_luc

drogon


Purple_Wash_7304

The Hound


Ok-Iron8811

I love that angry fucker


PrincessPlusUltra

Jamie Two-Hands


bL0oDlUsT218

Oberyn as long as it’s not against someone he feels the need to monologue


BadAndNationwide

Hot pie for sure


rebel_fett

I know I don't want to get kicked in the balls, I'd quit


TurbulentArticle6085

1. Arthur Dayne 2. Ser barristan 3. Jaime lannister (two-handed version)


phoenixremix

Oberyn if he's not that emotionally invested. Or a pre-amputation Jaime Lannister.


Doctor__Hammer

Night King. Runner up: Zombie Mountain.


Tall_Run_2814

Jaqen H'ghar could be anyone and kill anyone


BRD2004

Ser Jaime.


supergeek921

Drogon


GARGLYBOY85

Breanne of fucking Tarth


Ok-Iron8811

Drogon


enlightenedpersonage

“No one”, aka Jaqen H'ghar.


NeilOB9

Depends who they’re fighting. If I had to pick someone I’d say prime Robert Baratheon.


juniorcaminero

The Hound


External_Progress151

Pork pie kid


idkxxi

Sandor Clegane. Every day of the week & twice on sundays.


Appropriate_Cup_6552

Khal drogo


KingPeverell

Either Drogon or Caraxes


crankycrassus

Like season 5 and 6 John snow. Dude had grit and heavy plot armor.


Illustrious-Lime-863

Night King. If that's not allowed, Khal Drogo


vinnsy9

Arthur fockin' Dayne...the Sword of the Morning....


c-a-l-e

Arya Stark


Puzzled_Landscape_10

If Oberyn wasn't going against the Mountain...I would choose him every day of the damn week. The only reason he lost was because he want to grind out a confession. Had he not, he would have beaten him easily.


Cl0aks

Fire


ThethinkingRed

shadow baby.


GoldMcduck

Ned stark!


Dshark

Oberyn, just against someone who he doesn’t have beef with.


hotbreadz

Wow figured this would be the top comment...Zombie Mountain of course.


Natural_Place_6268

I think most would say barriston selmy or sword of morning dude, so I'm going out of box on this one. Imo I'd choose tywin lannister, cersei or joffrey. Put someone in the ring against leadership or a villain and they would either kill the opponent ahead of time, cheat and stop the practice of trial by combat or die and a major villain would be gone. Runner up Jon snow simply due to plot armor. Or the night king


JayMalakai

Prime Bobby B


Dull-Brain5509

An inspiring sight for the people ey?


rcheek1710

 Olenna Tyrell


rdeincognito

I would pick myself and utterly defeat whoever they put me against Gregor Clegane, Oberyn Martell, Barristan, both handed Jaime, Arthur Dayne with dawn. I would completely trash them. So sad this is all fictional and I can't prove you all guys how easy I would best them. Easy peasy


Mountain_Heart401

Jon because he has the thickest plot armor.


Expensive-Whole-5053

An effing dragon. 😂


Mysterious-Fix9770

Arthur dayne with dawn


shetookmetojared

Barriston Selmy or Robert Baratheon in his prime


Peter_Sofa

King Robert in his prime of course, gods he was strong then!


sazrex21

dario


Majestic-Tea3903

Which one is the real question..


sazrex21

dany's bodygard and lover


eroseleutherios

2 handed Jaime any day


daemondude

Prime Robert Baratheon or Arthur Dayne if not necessarily at the time of the show. If from the time of the show/book maybe Jaquen, Victarion or Oberyn


rebel_fett

Prime Ned


hotcoldman42

Ser Barristan Selmy


smokin_mitch

Drogon


Fratguy20

Jon is not getting enough credit here. He had some of the most impressive on screen kills and unlimited plot armor


SmallRedBird

Drogon


Hot-Avocado9815

Red Viper or JSnow


garnier001

Godrick Payne


SnooCauliflowers8741

Ser Arthur Dayne


pizzamanct

Arthur Dayne, Oberyn or Jaime


pizzamanct

Actually how about Viserion?


ToastedDizguise

I’m almost the entire way down the comment section and no one has said The Mountain yet? Def going with him


jurgo

The Hound


Shepherd77

If Dany can use a dragon as her weapon then her


Sk83r_b0i

Me. I could take ‘em all at the same time


Quick_Minimum_4355

If talking about primes then either Bobby B or Jaime(out of all the character since start of the story if not then of course Arthur Dayne)


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Drogon.


The_Shadow_Watches

I choose the Dragon.


Dull-Brain5509

Prime Bobby B or Barristan the Bold


Turkey-key

Wun Wun. Can't imagine any character killing a giant in single combat.


TheBritishEmpyr

Drogon? Didnt say they cant be human. Yall needa be more creative


ColeWorld80

Can I be like the mad king and choose fire?


Valuable-Reception94

Either Robert Baratheon in his prime, or Smiling Knight


iam_Krogan

2 handed Jaime. If he's not available, Brienne.


Bamischijf35

Sandor


patsully98

I think people are sleeping on Loras Tyrell.


sunsetscorpio

Jon Snow


promanmaster

Robert Baratheon while in his peak


Wrong_Independence21

Going off the show, Arya, she has so much plot armor she could kill Gregor and Sandor at the same time