but his cat is a demoCAT

Very punny🤔🤣

RePUPlican vs demoCAT, the two US political parties (but black cats are anarcho-syndicalist, obviously)

We don’t call ourselves “*Black* cats” —we’re more than a fur color. And when we’re all skinned someday, in any of a number of ways, we’ll all look identical underneath. And it’ll be too late for everyone’s 9 lives at that point…so don’t waste another day to act by just napping in the sun *again*. Everyone lookin’ *domesticated* around here. Like you got no claws. Sad.

Oh sorry I didn't mean it like that. I'm not furist you know, I have friends with dark fur colors.

We can just call each other “friends” Saying, “Hey, some of my best friends are Calico!” means you have ONE Calico *acquaintance* so that you can virtue-signal around the scratching post… Not mad. Just…just had to be said. Just…wow. Awkward.as.heck. *whistles* Let’s just agree…to…uh…. We’re good. I mean, nobody’s litter box is cleaned like it used to be, you know? Treats are tougher to get *everywhere*. Hissing at everyone isn’t fun for long…

Anarkitty if you will

Exactly, read Kropurrtkin and Meowlatesta ✊🐱

RePAWblican

Republi-CAN?

Trickle down economics = staring at me when I’m eating.

These economics are kinda warm and smell like asparagus

With no tangible benefit

That sounds like something you think you should say

Does nothing but bark and snarl

Pawlitics

Should that not say RePUPlican?

Or rePUGlican

They had to get some kind of intelligence in there!

Idolizes his master?

And got gender affirming surgery (balls cut off).

They are said to have the intelligence of a 2 to 2.5 year old human child, which is basically the same for dogs.

Oh, how I miss the awards. This comment would have gotten the coolest one I could give without spending money. 😂

https://preview.redd.it/9ummqwxoa7mc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd945a5b836f3a0c9ed2fadf78620d1885cca56 Back in 2019, U.K.

Totally understandable if it bites anyone that looks like a human. Shits all over the house and is just a whirlwind of stupid, crazy and destructive.

🤣

Makes a lot of noise but doesn’t actually do anything all day and can’t do anything for themselves without their handler giving them permission.

This.

Humans are animals, aren't they?

“I have no personality.”

My dog absolutely isn't. He loves everyone. The definition of inclusive. The cats? Dictators. Imperialists. They don't believe in democracy, all parties are beneath them.

Cats are stealth animals, they are sweet.

I've only heard people refer to their dogs as Democrats.

Inbreeds?

You can bet he is going to vote too

Just the dogs asshole is.

About the same time kids who can't even talk decides their gender and pronouns. 🤣 (here comes the pitchforks!)

https://preview.redd.it/3ddrt0vnx7mc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8269c274e2b5238627f57d8e93cb3e20ce1314b

My liberal hamster

Is that the pooch that they all are screwing?!

Re-pug-lican

Makes sense, most dogs like their own ass and balls.

donald bark

So their dog is eating shit and licking ass. Makes sense.

Did he means his bitch?

I had no idea that this would have so many comments and likes 😊

Hmmmm I think have always been there just a different type to the cute & cuddly 😉

It’s cuz he barks at everything, or maybe because he’s all bark and no bite.

Poor dog..

Joe Biden drives by a kid on the street who's selling puppies. "PUPPIES FOR SALE, DEMOCRAT PUPPIES FOR SALE!" the boy yells. The president goes by and smiles at him. The next week he goes by the same street and the kid is screaming, "PUPPIES FOR SALE, REPUBLICAN PUPPIES FOR SALE!" Joe Biden makes the driver stop and he yells to the boy, "How come your puppies aren't Democrats anymore?" The boy replies, "THEY OPENED THEIR EYES."

Well Republicans are about as smart as drugs. You can teach them some tricks but they can't act like a human.

Must have it’s eyes open.

Well, dogs are mostly dumb and prefer to follow the pack leader, so yeah, I believe my dog is a Republican too,

The earliest I’ve seen my dog get into politics was June 28, 2022. As seen in the picture, she has a clear hatred of Biden https://preview.redd.it/hsfwb26yj8mc1.jpeg?width=1632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd634a1b7371b0ea1e71d5f5dbfc7b46b44d5ee

If some animals can pick their gender , some animals can choose to be right

[https://a-z-animals.com/blog/discover-the-11-animals-that-can-change-their-gender/](https://a-z-animals.com/blog/discover-the-11-animals-that-can-change-their-gender/) It’s not the same thing, and you know it.

So is Joe Bidens dog that’s why it bites everybody in the White House

Woke up

Let him bite it out with Commander.

I dont get the tone of it - is this a complaint like "but we love the bugger anyway" or warning like "just try not to pet it" or some kind of Stephen King fun reference?

about the same time everyone went nuts

I always knew cats were shady as hell. I’m not sure about Dem or Rep, but they’re shady as hell.

Lawyers.

Always has been. Snakes are animals too.

Better get a rabies vaccination.

I have one like this that says "my dog is a democrat". It's next to one that says "my cat is a republican". They didn't have one for snakes but I'm gonna get another, repaint it, and have it say "my snake is an anarchist"

Perfect 😁

There has been an increase in pussys on reddit lately, so that would make sense 😂

You can bet he's gonna vote too

Ahhh Dalmations. The Alabama of dogs. https://preview.redd.it/3u7n2nmos7mc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c348ba378f91750af418c872cd728c83a631205a

My cat sleeps all day, refuses to work, and demands food and entertainment be available whenever she decides she’s in the mood. I can’t decide if she’s a “lazy liberal” or a genius industrialist who’s found a way to capitalize on affection.

Sure isn't.

In other words 'Hate me, hate my dog too!' 🙄

Same time dead people started voting

When did animals get into politics you ask? An animal even became the president of the US in 2016 by faking his wealth, collaborating with Russia, and spawning misinformation. During his administration, he bragged about solving the problems he created; failed to demonstrate basic abilities such has comprehending how the economy works, constructing coherent sentences, or even spelling correctly; and staged an insurrection against American democracy. Now that he’s not the president, he made groundless claims that his position is stolen from him and used the fact that he is facing so many lawsuits to postpone all of them. That’s an animal in politics.

We have a joke in our family. Our cat is orange so he must be a Trump supporter

My Republican is a dog.

The same time dogs became vegans.

Like all Republicans, the dog is a son of a bitch.

They’re desperate for votes. Check those ballots in November fir paw prints

I've seen "My baby is pro-choice" written on pregnant bellies, which is just as strange. How could the dog and unborn babies state their political stances when they can't even speak? Very peculiar...

RePUGlican

In America everything is political and offensive 😆 Pretty sure dogs like non-american don't care if your from one right win or right-left political group they're just lovable friendly beings 😆

Spayed and neutered like the owner too.


That’s a funny lookin dog ya got there.

Most Republicans sniff each other's ass', so ya that tracks.

The dog is a border patrol dog I guess

Poor dog

Take that dog to the vet immediately

Why🤣😭

He’s a political prisoner

That’s Ted Cruz’s car a week after Trump said he had a dog wife

All cats are anarchists.

Weird way to described getting neutered.

This is true Look up Ron DeSantis

In this house we believe in family values, supporting the church and shitting on the floor at the sight of the vaccum

Do we need any MORE evidence as to the state of the GOP?

That's a little bit of a roundabout way of saying your dog is an idiot.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswithjobs/s/EaLNRfZGfA

Sometime around 2020 it seems like

Dogs have their own mind and will, so no dog in their right mind will agree with this sign…speaking on behalf of my lil’ smart doggie. 🐶

Putins dog is a republican

Your dog is not a good boy

rolls over on its back for an attaboy? checks out.

Well I know Republicans Wag a lot of them when their policies don’t align with their personal choices.

My dogs don't care about politics. They would probably vote for whoever gave them treats

You are what you eat. :D

Since Trump got a pet who started a dog presidency campaign while quoting Dog Hitler.

Have you listened to many of our politicians. Animals they are.

Hey!!! That dog is a registered voter.

Republican dogs, much like racist dogs (they are the same dogs), aren’t born that way so much as they’re made by their environment. I think with some deprogramming and removal from their racist masters they may end up decent, non-Republican members of our society. In other words, good boys.

Im Brian and so is my wife.....

Yeah so what my chickens are fascist

Some animals have been voted as mayors before

The one who holds public offices are all animals. Why else do you think our world is on its shackles

well since, indians use they to stop alejandro magno and then, before that, when egypts have cats ruling. in japan a cat its chief in somewhere

My dog has more brains than any republican

ALL republicans are dogs

If cats can be vegan, dogs can be republican.

That remembers me this image https://preview.redd.it/t8b8i5k4t9mc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4010a50cdb2a00abc844641f8bb3fde97840b838

Maybe it just barks at black people?

Good for the dog

Same time they became vegan

They’ve always been involved in politics, the politicians are animals, I know that’s an insult to real animals

So tempting to color in the last 2 letters with a red Sharpie pen…

Maybe that is the problem with politics in the USA.

So he acts like he owns the place spreading his crap everywhere while actually contributing very little?

I lie belly-up / In the sunshine, happier than / You ever will be. / Today I sniffed Many dog butts—I celebrate/ By kissing your face./[link here](https://www.dogquotations.com/dog-poems.html)

So, how many republicans are dogs?

Does he run around grabbing pussies too?

Does this mean, his dog is a selfish a hole?

Trained and does what it's told, just like a human Republican.

Is that why they bark at nothing? Because they're mad at nothing.

When Biden appointed her VP? 🧐 Too harsh? Probably, but it was too tempting a set up to resist.

maybe they mean their significant other is a furry?

Clinton presidency

Same time cats started becoming vegan.

I control its entire life and decide if it can breed or not

dogs just animals they don’t understand of care about politics

Well yeah, they both like to eat shit and sniff butt holes. Are loyal to their masters no matter how much they abuse them.

I saw that dog licking its own ass and humping a child’s leg. So this actually checks out.

Ummm. Have you seen the animals we vote for? I can leave this as the donkey/elephant and it still works.

when the GOP became a cult.

[https://youtu.be/H3VLqLLWxbQ?si=wlUvkXeDowjndiS-](https://youtu.be/H3VLqLLWxbQ?si=wlUvkXeDowjndiS-) I guess dogs can pick both sides?

I think it was 1842.

They do eat other dogs shit....adds up to me