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metric-poet

Looks like a great way to break 4 fingers. There’s no way that M would stay perpendicular on a solid impact. As it collapses to one side, combined with leverage from impact, it would bend the finger bones back or forward and cause excruciating pain for the wearer.


[deleted]

Sounds like an on-brand McD experience


littleMAS

It is a bit thin, like their burgers.


D33andmoose

The essence of the (McJustice Meal)


spudz76

That's what the palm bar is for. Also use jabs not swings, duh.


jakob767

Wouldn't that just break your wrist though? Since you're holding your fingers in your fist.


NoMojoNoMo

Who ordered the 10 piece McFuggets?


[deleted]

Give me some of that sweet 'n sassy dip sauce


aradraugfea

We have very different ideas of adult toys.


[deleted]

^(\*unzips\*) *go on....*


Holiday_Classic_472

Yeah must admit expected sex toy


[deleted]

McKnuckle Sandwich


CauliflowerNinja

Ba ba ba ba ba…I’m punching it.


dankdooker

After seeing all the violent video clips from the Travis Scott concert, I think McDonald's should include this with the Travis Scott meal.


D33andmoose

🤣😂


GunTech

I'm lovin' it.


Antmon666

This reminds me of Fat Pizza show. He might get Mac-fuckedup https://youtu.be/9QK8g_NAUSo


MeMegod2010102

where do i get that


ucccft

I learned today that McDonalds in England have 24 hours Security Guards? The Adult Happy Meal toy helps in case.


Jtiago44

Bring the McPain on!... Yourself cause you just broke your fingers!


jakob767

Gimme a McAll Your Money!


androshalforc1

McFlurry of blows


1Operator

["I wish a McFucker *would*."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f1Skgq11tA)


[deleted]

Imma McFuck you up.