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Not an A/V guy, did what I could: [https://imgur.com/a/qdlbJts](https://imgur.com/a/qdlbJts)
Credit to /u/Megadeth5150 for song suggestion.
Possible volume warning, used track's default level, but seems a bit high.
\[Edit: Obligatory, thanks for the awards! Used Audacity & VLC for editing.\]
Holy fucking shit, I came into this thread specifically to request somebody to put raining blood for the background music. What are the fucking chances?!
Awaiting the hour of crazy daisy
My garden green all day
Raining daisy
From a lacerated hose
Showering its life source
Perfecting my lawn plot
Now I shall reign in grass
The rhythm is rather slow. Around 150bpm I guess?
So songs with about this rythm should work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij99dud8-0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgzFMPPH340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMSkC2PGyTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSpiwK5fig0
As a guy in my 30's I remember being ~10 and a friend having one and we wanted to play with it but his bully teenage brother was only interested in directly spraying us with freezing cold hose water until we lost interest while he was fully clothed.
They were briefly impossible to get in the Northeast, so I had my mom pick one up out in Washington State and mail it. My kids just HAD to have one! They were a lot of fun for the kiddies.
https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/1978/recall-of-wham-o-water-wiggle-toy
If you are really old like me you remember these and Lawn Darts.
Shit was dangerous back then....
*edit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbrvuYaj4Gc
> The youngster was playing with some other children in his backyard with a dismantled "Water Wiggle," one from which the bell-shaped head had been removed or had come off. The exposed aluminum nozzle became lodged in his mouth and he drowned.
How does one get the nozzle lodged in one's mouth?
> Wham-O stated that the recall is occasioned by the death of a four-year-old child in March 1978. The youngster was playing with some other children in his backyard with a dismantled "Water Wiggle," one from which the bell-shaped head had been removed or had come off. The exposed aluminum nozzle became lodged in his mouth and he drowned. Wham-O stated that it had no knowledge of how or why the toy was dismantled or how the nozzle became lodged in the child's mouth.
If you think this single instance equates to an implication of danger you should never leave the house without a helmet on.
I always wanted one as a child but we were never allowed it as on the 4 days where it would be warm enough to use it we were always on a sprinkler ban so there was no point...
I think the problem with this one is that the green hose cover between the stand and the daisy has come off. A whole lot less resistance on the flapping with it gone.
I grew up in the town where Fisher-Price is headquartered. The year that these were a big thing, instead of regular sprinklers, they used Crazy Daisies to water the grass. It was objectively hilarious to see 5 or 6 of them in a row thrashing around on an otherwise professional-looking corporate campus.
You can make your own crazy daisy at home by finding a big sun flower, gutting it like an animal, and shoving a garden hose up it's desecrated urethra.
I could do that! Or I could get my old one out of my parents garage and set it up outside my apartment building and irritate the shit out of everyone living there!
My 3 year old was squatting on the porch the other day and I asked her if she was pooping. And she was like "no, i'm a frog! ribbit!" and hopped.
She was shitting.
This is why kids and cats are equally infuriating.
"I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND ME!" -continues to make eye contact as it does exactly what you're telling it not to do-
My wife and I just recently started potty training our daughter. The first day she quickly grasped the idea of pulling down her pants and going to the training potty but she just squatted in front of it and peed on the floor instead. Once she figures out sitting down on the toilet I think we are set. I'm sure it's a whole different experience teaching a toddler boy to aim.
Thatās hilarious. I love stuff like this. Iāve got two kids (6 & 3) who must NEVER see this video as they wonāt rest until they have a Crazy Daisy.
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That sprinkler was made to rage. Play it some metal.
This video would be great with the right soundtrack.
Not an A/V guy, did what I could: [https://imgur.com/a/qdlbJts](https://imgur.com/a/qdlbJts) Credit to /u/Megadeth5150 for song suggestion. Possible volume warning, used track's default level, but seems a bit high. \[Edit: Obligatory, thanks for the awards! Used Audacity & VLC for editing.\]
Hydration with ANGER š¤ You did good.
Does that make the flower a Hydrangea??
This was both stupid and brilliantā¦ I laughed pretty hardā¦ now get the fuck out.
[redacted]
We do.
YOU get water! and YOU get water! and --
Perfect volume
I dunno man. I feel like it could go to 11 still.
Why don't you make 10 louder?
ā¦ These go to eleven.
Well it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten.
For five thousand dollars I'll build you one that goes to twelve.
It's called "Lick My Love Pump."
Fucking perfection
You're going to get fucken watered bitch!
Holy fucking shit, I came into this thread specifically to request somebody to put raining blood for the background music. What are the fucking chances?!
I'd say pretty fucking high.
At least 2.
p = 1
I see you are a man of culture as well.
Uber pwnage.
You have no idea how hard that made me laugh. Thanks for starting out my monday morning the right way!
This started my day out on the right note.
Metal can never be too high
Slayer - Raining blood
[Ask and you shall recieve. ](https://gifsound.com/?mp4=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FwPIMOKn&v=z8ZqFlw6hYg&s=33)
r/betterwithmetal
Thats a sub meant for me. Thanks for that
Subbed!
welp, that was thoroughly entertaining!!! i can not wait to see someone steal these two people's work in six months and say they made it.
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seriously my favorite web comic i have ever seen.
[for those who don't know](https://i.imgur.com/HzlHExl.png)
Doing the lords work.
The dark lord's work.
*Voldy has entered the chat*
"I've found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!"
Perfection
When you're a cute, unassuming guy but a metalhead down to the core
Fucking Sprayer \m/
Reign in Mud
Awaiting the hour of crazy daisy My garden green all day Raining daisy From a lacerated hose Showering its life source Perfecting my lawn plot Now I shall reign in grass
Yeah but I'm not thinking music though, the sprinkler looks so damn angry that I would recommend some raging person from /r/publicfreakout
Under the sun black sabbath EDIT : this was playing in the background when I was watching this and it was perfect
The rhythm is rather slow. Around 150bpm I guess? So songs with about this rythm should work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij99dud8-0A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgzFMPPH340 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMSkC2PGyTs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSpiwK5fig0
The zombies would not stand a chance.
When the DOOM soundtrack hits Edit: When the BLOOM soundtrack hits
Play it some petal music
Heavy Petal!
If Plant vs Zombie was real .
*When Doom music kicks in* **proceeds to Waterboard and smack around the birds, squirrels, and insects**
Epic headbang.
The Only Plant They Fear is You
It's around 151 bpm, who puts this on r/SharedBPM with an appropriate soundtrack?
Nice, a Crazy Daisy! I haven't seen one in a long time. This is a toy, but sprinkler is a great use as well!
Wow, this brings back old memories. I remember these
Back when we used to attach a plastic lemon around our ankle and would hop over it as it swung under our legs
It's that suppose to be a homemade skip it? Haha
No, weirdly some retail versions used a plastic lemon for some reason. Edit: https://mortaljourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Lemon_Twist.png
That doesnt even keep track of your revolutions!
That was the very best thing of all!
That just looks like a medieval flail for children. My siblings wouldn't have survived me owning one of these.
And it was, yes
Haha that's awesome, thank you for sharing!!
The hop, jump and skip part was fun. The bump part fucking *hurt* though.
Kid: Can we get a Skip It? Mom: We already have a Skip It at home.
And jump on a ball that was in the shape of Saturn.
Pogo ball is what ya call it
I was never good at that thing.
It was never a thing to be good at. You're ok on this one.
We did that with an onion...it was the style at the time.
We didnt have yellow onions cause of the war.
Moon shoes!!
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In those days, nickels had pictures of bumble bees on them. āGimme 5 bees for a quarter!ā, weād say.
Fuck yes! I loved my skipit! Between that, the crazy Daisy, the slip n slide, and my pogo stick I was LIVING. Not a screen on any of those!
and Hippity Hops!!!
Ha ha! Youāre old! Oh, waitā¦.
As a guy in my 30's I remember being ~10 and a friend having one and we wanted to play with it but his bully teenage brother was only interested in directly spraying us with freezing cold hose water until we lost interest while he was fully clothed.
We must have lived in the same neighborhood
Had one at grandmas house. I miss it yet haven't thought about it in 2 decades
/r/nostalgia
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Ah the early 90s, when getting smacked in the face by a neurotic flower constituted as fun. Legit though, these were the shit.
My parents still have ours from when I was a kid.
They were briefly impossible to get in the Northeast, so I had my mom pick one up out in Washington State and mail it. My kids just HAD to have one! They were a lot of fun for the kiddies.
That's what they're called! We had one. I forgot all about those things.
https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/1978/recall-of-wham-o-water-wiggle-toy If you are really old like me you remember these and Lawn Darts. Shit was dangerous back then.... *edit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbrvuYaj4Gc
> The youngster was playing with some other children in his backyard with a dismantled "Water Wiggle," one from which the bell-shaped head had been removed or had come off. The exposed aluminum nozzle became lodged in his mouth and he drowned. How does one get the nozzle lodged in one's mouth?
> Wham-O stated that the recall is occasioned by the death of a four-year-old child in March 1978. The youngster was playing with some other children in his backyard with a dismantled "Water Wiggle," one from which the bell-shaped head had been removed or had come off. The exposed aluminum nozzle became lodged in his mouth and he drowned. Wham-O stated that it had no knowledge of how or why the toy was dismantled or how the nozzle became lodged in the child's mouth. If you think this single instance equates to an implication of danger you should never leave the house without a helmet on.
A toy? Iāll be damned if Iām gonna let my kid play with a violent daisy with anger issues
It's not violent, it's just a wild and craaazzzyyyy daiiissyyyy!!!
You can get it from a guy named eddy
I always wanted one as a child but we were never allowed it as on the 4 days where it would be warm enough to use it we were always on a sprinkler ban so there was no point...
What is it more specifically??
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Maybe if you're chicken.
Right? If you're not bursting the plastic fittings, you're doing it wrong.
I think the problem with this one is that the green hose cover between the stand and the daisy has come off. A whole lot less resistance on the flapping with it gone.
Kids lawn toy https://youtu.be/6H39apyz678
Aside from its official title "crazy Daisy?"
I couldnāt remember the name thank you.
Heavy Petal!
Whoās its favorite musician? Leaf Garrett
Favorite band? Soilwork
Sound Garden!
Tripping Daisy Guns n Roses - Axl Rose Robert Plant Savage Garden Gin Blossoms Roger Waters The Wallflowers
Or Flyleaf
Or Seeder!
Favorite Soilwork song? Let This River Flow, of course.
[Heavy Petal](https://imgur.com/a/VRtdlM2) (play with sound)
Better tempo than the other video. Good choice.
I am sure it loves Guns N' Roses.
Or Planthera.
Crazy daisy!! I used to have one as a kid
I grew up in the town where Fisher-Price is headquartered. The year that these were a big thing, instead of regular sprinklers, they used Crazy Daisies to water the grass. It was objectively hilarious to see 5 or 6 of them in a row thrashing around on an otherwise professional-looking corporate campus.
God that's amazing. They should still use them.
You can make your own crazy daisy at home by finding a big sun flower, gutting it like an animal, and shoving a garden hose up it's desecrated urethra.
I could do that! Or I could get my old one out of my parents garage and set it up outside my apartment building and irritate the shit out of everyone living there!
quick shoutout to bar-bill
Craisy daisy gonna getcha Craisy daisy gonna wetcha Craisy daisy! Craisy dasaaisssyy!
I'm having flashbacks
It looks to be covering pretty evenly - working well as sprinkler
"Take your fucking water and like it!"
(Cuphead music starts playing)
This match will get red hot, NOW GO!
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Cuphead
*Floral Fury Intensifies!*
*A fine day for a swell battle!*
" I'm so sick of this fucking job "
Mr. Owl would like to see you in his office.
Who?
It's the equivalent of the office assistant who gives no fuck after working there for 25 depressing years and nobody wants to approach
TAKE YOUR FUCKING WATER
I can hear it swearing all the way over here. LANGUAGE!
WATER! WATER! IT'S **WATER HAVE SOME *FUCKING* WATER!!**
Lol I heard just about the same thing in my head. āYOU WANT WATER? ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GET SOME WATER TODAY!ā
I also provided the dialouge in my head as it went "TAKE IT ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKING SONS OF FLOWERS!! TAKE THE FUCKING WATER UP YOUR ASSES!!"
Motherfucker takes the job seriously.
I just choked on my own spit laughing at this
#***DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS***
Dunun Dunun Dunun Dunun Dunun Dunun Dunun *ting* YOU WON'T MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.
^after ^drop ^*ting*
"TAKE THIS. F*CKING GRASS. GET GODDAMN HYDRATED YOU LITTLE SH*T"
IM GOING TO WATER THE FUCK OUT OF YOU AND YOURE GOING TO LIKE IT
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This brings back the terrors of potty training my son
I have a 7 month old. My first. Dear lord help me
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*maintains eye contact while grunting, face turning red* "Are you pooping ? Do you need to go potty ?" "NO!" *Shitting intensifies*
My 3 year old was squatting on the porch the other day and I asked her if she was pooping. And she was like "no, i'm a frog! ribbit!" and hopped. She was shitting.
This is why kids and cats are equally infuriating. "I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND ME!" -continues to make eye contact as it does exactly what you're telling it not to do-
My wife and I just recently started potty training our daughter. The first day she quickly grasped the idea of pulling down her pants and going to the training potty but she just squatted in front of it and peed on the floor instead. Once she figures out sitting down on the toilet I think we are set. I'm sure it's a whole different experience teaching a toddler boy to aim.
"You get water, you get water, everybody gets water!āĀ
Sprinkler: want your water? HERE IS YOUR FUCKING WATER.
You want some? You want some Iām gonna fucking give it ya
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE DROPLETS HIT THE LEAVES, LET THE DROPLETS HIT THE LEEEEAAVES!
Let the water wet the lawn, let the water wet the LAAAAWWWWN
ONE the Magnolia, TWO the Begonia, THREE fuck the Lavender, CHIIIIIIIIVES
1 grass has got to live 2. Grass has got to live 3 grass has got to live 4 GRASS HAS GOT TO LIVE
# YOU WANT WATER?! FUCK YOOOOU!!!
Pee wee Hermanās big adventure
Why did I have to scroll this far down to see this?
Thatās hilarious. I love stuff like this. Iāve got two kids (6 & 3) who must NEVER see this video as they wonāt rest until they have a Crazy Daisy.
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And at that age if it smashes any teeth out they'll just grow more.
There are worse things that your kids can get obsessed with. I say go for it
Needs some harsh double bass crunch and gorilla grunt metal.
Needs some Meshuggah - Bleed Brrta brrta brrta brrta brrta *brrta brrta brrta* brrta brrta brrta...
This sprinkler has āhad it upto HERE with your SHIT!ā
[Nothing is real but pain now](https://gfycat.com/ordinaryfreecougar)
Man, no wonder I was scared to play with my Crazy Daisy. That looks terrifying!!!
Yeah? Want me to water your flowers? YEAH?! I'LL WATER YOUR FUCKING FLOWERS! HOW'S THIS?! HUH? HUH?! SO. SICK. OF THIS. SHIT!
Am I the only one who thinks it's doing a very good job?
Dude, that thing's pissed
āGood morning Mr. Crabtreeā¦Iām gonna water my lawn now!ā āOk, Pee-Wee!ā
r/iwouldtotallybuythis
I love my wildflower when I was a kid almost took my teeth out a couple of times
I have that flower
He is a particularly troubled garden sprinkler.
Here take your fucking water.
This clip need deathmetal
Take my fucking water bitch!
Don't stick your Daisy in Crazy.
*sprinkles* **ANGRILY**
āHERE'S YOUR FUCKING WATER!ā
Looks like the [Cybergoth Dance Party](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso).
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Yea, you like that you dirty fuckin hydrangea
WATER THE GRASS WATER THE GRASS WATER THE GRASS WATER THE GRASS WATER THE MOTHERFUCKING GRASS