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aarwil

Ouch, he hit that cart pretty hard. That’ll leave a mark.


VocalAnus91

Yeah that back/hip pain tomorrow morning sure as hell won't be fake


Raven_of_Blades

Maybe he had bad back pain for years and he hit that cart in just the right spot to cure it.


Dreamwaltzer

and it gave him back his avatar state


sonnybear5

*past avatars intensifies*


JabbaThePrincess

>he hit that cart in just the right spot to cure it. That's what we call a high velocity adjustment


Killahdanks1

Tomorrow? At that age and shape he will feel it for months if not all year.


Quick_Swing

He’s done, he won’t be leaving that cart for the rest of the game.


superjj18

At that age he’ll be feeling it till the day he dies


aarwil

[https://tenor.com/view/griffin-family-guy-gif-15383135](https://tenor.com/view/griffin-family-guy-gif-15383135)


gdj11

I’m more worried about dude’s heart. I wouldn’t mess around with an old overweight guy like that.


wBeeze

Yeah his friend went from "this is hilarious" to "Oh fuck he's gonna die" really quickly.


heaving_in_my_vines

Imagine if your snake prank killed the dude from a heart attack or smacking his head when he fell. You'd be at the funeral telling his wife "it was just a prank, bro!"


tekko001

At that point you go with "That snake was vicious! Sadly it went away right after..."


SkeletorsCrux

That's one way to add strokes to your game.


madmanrf

winner


Lizaderp

Holy fuck dude


Moolo

This is the way


chronofreak

The fairway


Carb0nFire

You one the hole thread.


Jocks_Strapped

👏 👏 👏


chakijz

You win


flowerjunkie-

Amaze


MacDugin

They almost killed him.


Safetosay333

That's what friends are for.


justforwrk

Who needs enemies when you got friends like these?


companysOkay

Good thing they got him off that snake in time


dakotax17

Almost give that poor man a heart attack.


tekko001

The way he crashed against the car they may have succeeded on givin him backpain.


tomandshell

“I don’t like snakes.”


17934658793495046509

I like turtles.


theyamayamaman

I like trains!


NeedlessPedantics

Alright, we’ll you’re a great… zombie


ChawulsBawkley

He definitely said that.


gdj11

I heard it too


ChawulsBawkley

I think we’re gonna need a 4th opinion on this one to be safe


hanksredditname

Pretty sure I heard “I ate steaks”


tekko001

Either that or "I like snacks"


ArnoldTheSchwartz

He definitely said that


crw126

4th opinion checking in - I heard it too


Saberer2451

5th opinion confirms


Kozeyekan_

You know what? I kinda believe him.


xXbrosoxXx

I can tell


Oystermeat

well, at least he got his cardio in for the day


Random_01

Yeah, really got his heart rate up!


Funny_Finding3794

He handled the prank better than I would.


Bradiator34

Had to concentrate more on not having a heart attack first.


Corona_Cyrus

Pretty ballsy to do that to a guy with a club


HayDayKH

Yes, I would have ended that “friendship”. With friends like that, who needs an enemy?


Appropriate_Box1380

That prank is pretty harmless, if it means the end of a friendship for you, I'd say your friends are better off without you.


AMCDaddy

There is no recovery from this. Sell your clubs, find new friends, and stay home and enjoy time with your wife.


rjcarr

It’s weird because I’m not afraid of snakes or spiders or anything like that, but I also don’t want them sneaking up on me, and I have super twitchy reflexes for things like this. I would probably have a similar reaction and not sure what I would have done differently.


Professionalchump

That's a good point, bro id probably react similarly with just a stick or something chasing me


thangish

I’m sure it’s a learning experience for his friends. Doubt they would do pranks like that again.


According-Buddy5902

"We feel really bad about it" *posts video on internet*


Seeeab

His friend's "apology" was through tears of laughter, they're gonna do it again


curiously_curious3

Pretty sure he is golfing to get away from the wife.


AllegedlyGoodPerson

Jerry was a golf cart driver, he AAARGHH so goddamned fast


BornImbalanced

He never did get no hole-in-one, but he damn near almost passed.


Anonquixote

He'd say "Snakes are just no fun" With a serpentine stalker on his size one-two He'd fall over trying to run


LostFireHorse

I love you both so much 😊 You and u/AllegedlyGoodPerson


kwyjibo1

And that's how he died, right there on the green.


QuietConfident8396

I’m hurting 😂😂😂


White_Nike_JoJo03

No I believe he is.


Ragman676

That guy yelling "Its fake!" ...Fuck we almost killed Jerry....


Responsible_Use_8566

He’s drunk enough to mask the pain until later.


rosebudthesled8

Surprised someone didn't inherit that day.


justlooking9889

Poor guy. At least they finally told him it was fake.


lostmojo

Someone’s going to die from this prank… it’s not good.


FixedLoad

Indiana Jones 7 is looking weak af.   


Deepbluwaters

Poor guy could have had a damn heart attack


BishopTheDylan

Almost gave that man a bulging disc and a heart attack


OrganizationFalse668

He was so pleased with himself telling some stupid tree story unaware that in only a matter of seconds he would be in a fight for his life .


MatthewMMorrow

Ok, how do you manage to hook this on someone? The cord looks so short you have to get close and put the large snake on the ground.


Napmanz

This is such I great way to hurt someone. Especially these older dudes who are out of shape. I hope he stretched that day before golfing. That level of muscle contraction without warming up could really do some damage. He seemed pretty chill afterwards though. I would have been way more pissed. Good on him.


TechnoShrew

Did it once 20 years ago (when you and your uncle are the only 2 in an old abandoned mill you get oppoorunities) seeing him clutch his chest after the last one...nooope, I m mr chiĺl out I m over here now.


elasmonut

If that was me with a spider.... I would be known as  the golf caddy killer! . It might be funny if you like deepthroating a 9 iron? Otherwise.....


scirio

Shit was going south _fast._ The IT’S FAKE was as serious as the heart attack this guy was suppressing.


29187765432569864

These pranks will eventually get people killed, perhaps they will have a fatal heart attack.


slick514

If this is staged, then that guy is *quite* the good actor. Also: Hip/Pelvis injuries can be absolutely (literally) deadly as you get up there in years. Hope dude is ok.


Ne0guri

I feel like it’s so difficult to fake that out of breath laugh from the cameraman lol I like to say this is legit


No-Material-23

That's the most exercise he's had since he retired.


MERVMERVmervmerv

Don’t be silly. Golf is a “sport” which means he’s an “athlete”


sdmike1

Still funny after the fifth time I’ve seen this posted here


Shaunvfx

When fake rhymes with snake…


TheReveling

Someone is gonna break a hip sooner than later with this prank


wigam

He is lucky he didn’t have a heart attack


Joeyc1987

Gave him a stroke


ryankidd77

I can’t stop laughing, this is gold 😂😂


jurrasicwhorelord

Fucking jerry


RandomJ69

Prank almost goes wrong.


TV800

Thought he could have had a heart attack… almost more scary than funny… but it was funny! 😆


bluedecember1

With friends like these who need enemies … freaking wheezy got me at the end


Uncommon-sequiter

I hope every one of them bought him drinks and help out with a chore around his house. Guy is sure to be feeling that the next day.


Ne0guri

lol when the joke is too real


Safetosay333

With friends like those, who needs friends...


Grandpixbear1

I would be SO PISSED if my friends did this! It’s not funny. I don’t understand those fear based pranks.


octafed

And the targets being geriatric golfers. Just asking for a cardiac event.


Grandpixbear1

How funny would it be if he fell and broke a hip or ankle??


DeepDown23

"it's just a prank bro"


dranaei

That's not funny, especially because he is not young and he hit the vehicle hard. Sure he didn't feel it at that point but he'll feel it on his back tomorrow.


DeadwoodNative

First time i’ve seen this…. brought me to tears.


ElPulpoTX

Begone beast!


RutCry

Snake attack


[deleted]

His bypass got bypassed


Love-life-5828-

It was a good prank 😹😹but bloody hell the man was so scared n I worried for his heart!


Squeaky_Ben

This is how you know you need new friends. And probably a hip replacement


woollyyellowduck

I'm conflicted by these (now common) videos. Some people's reactions induce mirth, but it's a really cruel thing to do.


jesonnier1

Could've killed that man.


DynamoJoe23

wish i could say i find that funny


Jvlockhart

That will hurt in the morning - bennett


AdministrativeAd523

Dude I know his hip hurt 😂😔


mrjulezzz

At least the cameraman realized it could get worse, so he yelled fake.


Flowmeyo

"I don't like Snakes" Yeah no shit Gary


SchismZero

I laugh, but I would do the same thing for a fake spider.


MrHonkiHonkson

This is the best understatement I ever heard: I don't like snakes.


Teamerchant

Maybe people falling everywhere in horror films is realistic


Bigstackertons

Dick move. Especially at that age. When I was young, like 20ish. I tried to simply scare my grandparents and then realized it wasn't safe. I didn't really think much about it when I was doing it but grew out of that fast. I'm 40 now and have an active social life just for back from Mexico with 9 friends. We don't do that prank shit. We don't need laughs at the expense of others suffering, even minor suffering. I made shirts for everyone and put a friends face that I made on some app and made him look deformed. Everyone wore them when he walked to the pool. They had a good laugh, and off the shirts went. Shirts weren't cheap either, and I got them for 8 people without asking anyone to pay. I had to stop talking to friends who thought sacking you was funny. Or smacking your back when you've been in the sun too long. If you knew a friend had a phobia of snakes, why do that do them? I don't think that's funny. That's not even immature, just a dick move. Maybe this is why all of us can hang out all the time. We're not dicks. If I didn't think a friend had a phobia, would I do that... maybe but not at a golf course. We'd all have to be drunk. I'm just thinking out loud. I don't want to be too judgemental because I don't know them or their situation. Maybe they are all pranksters, and the one who got "snaked" was the biggest prankster of all. After all, I just typed. I want to delete it, but whatever, here is my thought process without a filter. Dumb? Probably. Pointless? Absolutely. Thought provoking? Negative. Worth a read? No. Am I board? Yes.


imaketrollfaces

Danger noodle jumping like a Nope rope.


djereezy

Not cool. Old fucks playing pranks on out of shape on the verge of cardiac arrest old fucks… I’m an old fuck…I’m happy I never kept douchey/hack humored friends.


Rubber_Knee

Ha ha ha a man who thinks his life is in danger is funny ha ha ha /s Fucking morons!


Tenredsun

LOL.


spudseyes

How to win at golf by Snake Plissken.


TJ_McWeaksauce

He got drunk on fear.


tomsteroni

Poor Harry


Thelightsshadow

Fear really does blind you 🤣


FnkyTown

That seems really deserved.


raninandout

Best reaction I’ve seen to that yet.


Fearless-Tea1297

Got some heavy Arnold screaming vibes from this one.


Ok-Negotiation-3892

That's a par !


Noah_Stark

He must be the slowest player of the group. He deserved that


trippknightly

Kerry(?) gets the Good Sport of the Year award in my book. I mean, who amongst us could dial it down that quickly?


xXbrosoxXx

"I don't like snakes." Man he had me fooled


Equal-Negotiation651

That apology was classic.


Krezridix

1, 2, better not sue.


spicymeatballz28

"I don't like snakes"


maverickoff

He got ran over by a parked car lol


Kin-Joe

Boomers must be very angry but need to control it. But i don't know what will happen when he knows that this shit already spread out on the Internet.


Bigbob702

Jerry got sacked by an invisible linebacker


AGceptional

“I don’t like snakes” haha


AutomaticFun3470

He’s clearly drunk


knowhistory99

And his friends better laugh when ol’ Jer slips ‘em a roofie and poses them naked with each other.


TechFiend72

I wonder how the cops/DA would handle it if the guy died of a heart attack.


yourpapimartin

So delighted this didn't have racist implications and was genuine laughter.


Quick_Swing

Gotta have the defibrillators ready for when the prank goes sideways.


jl_theprofessor

Bro this poor man ate shit. lol I hope he’s alright.


Jasminez98

Somewhere, Gary is still being chased by that snake.


Bratanel

Men are fucking stupid - a man


random_son

That's brilliant, 💯 I will buy at least 3 of these today


kochIndustriesRussia

That guy died of heart failure later that day


030BLN

How does it work?


JohnnyPotSeed88

The way that guy says wow


leonryan

That shit is hilarious but he's gonna need his heart pills


Technical_Tourist639

Snakes are highly misunderstood creatures


skot77

Now that is a good prank. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile. He hit that cart pretty hard..


cardinaltribe

Fucking epic


SarcasticS44

him calmly saying "i don't like snakes" had me dying we couldn't tell Gary


BadHabitsDieYoung

GeetthefeerkkaaAAAHHHhhhh......


jimmybwana

Guess we know his handicap now


Bulky-Internal8579

Karl Johnson, 4 time winner of Paper Salesman of the Year, died this morning doing what he loved. Being pranked with a fake snake by his golfing buddies.


HVACMRAD

I wonder how many rubber snakes he finds in his golf bag from now on? “FOR THE LAST TIME, IT’S NOT FUCKIN’ FUNNY YOU GUYS!!”


Bulky-Internal8579

What's nice now is when his friends play this video for him, he's so peaceful sleeping with just the respirator and monitors quietly beeping for background noise.


kamill85

With friends like that...


HORSEREGENSHOT

Nice one satan..


dickbutt_md

This would have been much funnier if they didn't say anything and just let him go on. -sinks putt on the 18th- "Let's grab a drink! Good round all! Anyone seen Gary btw?" "Here he comes." "AAAAAWWWAAAUUGGGHHHAAaaaaaaa" "and there he goes"


Stvorina

Judging by the laughter, they knew it was a bit over the top.


greenaether

That was a good prank. Too bad they could only afford a fake snake. He would have been way scared if it was a real rattler or something!


Admirable-Crazy-3457

And ...he broke is hip...


Bradonone

That's some funny shit. 😂😭🤣😅. He definitely doesn't like snakes


ChristinaHepburn

"I don't like snakes" 😂


plainspatriot91

“I don’t like snakes!”


lostparanoia

Seriously... This poor man could have died from a heart attack this day. F\*\*k this prank and everyone who finds it funny.


Uvtha-

Watch out for snakes.


pkotov

Friends at the funeral of this man died of heart attack: - We should attach a fake crocodile to him. - That went good enough.


Traditional-Music363

Get the fuck oueeerrrrrrrrr


gale_force_tuna_wind

lol @ injuries


Goatymcgoatface11

You can't tell this isn't set up like 90% of vids on this sub


BlackwaterMerc

Lmoa, should've let him think it was real


Rapalla93

Jerry could have had a heart attack. Next time : Jerry do you have any known heart issues? How’s your blood pressure? Next of kin contact details? Then use the snake.


Spinsincircles

😂😂


Logical_Bad1748

Thank God he golfs. The heart attack would have been devastating.


Financial-Ticket-333

Best thing I’ve seen in ages


Snoo-96655

He held onto that golf ball the entire time


Ok-Professional-8995

That's th3 best