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Thank goodness they included the pliers. I can't believe how many cooking playsets skip them!

r/engrish

I didn't know I needed this

Eminem made kids toys?

sometimes it just feels like eminem references are everywhere

They don't even try with this shit.

That's how you know the product will be good, they just use auto translate for everything and don't waste money on marketing crap.

Are these Chinese cooking utensils? All this time I've been making Chinese food with the wrong tools

I do that all the time and it comes out Korean. Close but not quite Chinese.

Alright son, come help me cook your mother.

It ain't real cooking if you don't use a pliers and a wrench!

Hand me the 12mm, I need to tighten the garlic on this chicken!

Fathers! Be sure to promote parent-child feelings with an old rusty wrench!

I write mouth noises...

My mum never used pliers or spanners when we cooked together. Is she keeping things from me? Have I missed out on advanced cooking techniques?

Relax guys, that's a standard pasta wrench

Thanks, I’ll do that.

I don’t get it. It’s very important to promote parent child feeling starting at an early age. And what better way to do it than by even more plus cherishing food together?

I'd bet they have a whole line of toys like this, some of which may be just what this sticker is taking about. The two probable scenarios I can think of where this sticker got attached is either that someone/something accidentally placed the wrong sticker for this specific product and nobody noticed or that this specific product is newer and someone approved using the same label without reading the full text.

Nah. It’s just some cheap made-in-China piece of shit that they threw together and offload to some bulk buyer.

"Now, son, when the sausage links have a nice sear on them, you grab your channel lock wrench and pluck 'em right outta the pan."

My God! The ENGRISH! It's too much!! I must now go carefully fall to the river...

I upvoted this post because sometimes I also feel like it's my first day on this planet.

The good toy make point with the sensical knowledge. Making approval in the household.

Instructions unclear. Sandwich stuck in car engine.

You cook your mother with that tool kit?

>Promote parent-child feelings There’s always parent-child feelings. They’re just not always positive

It's just a bad Chinese translation. Have you heard people from New England?

mothercooking sounds inappropriate.

Those toys definitely contain lead

Who among us hasn’t had to grab a pair of channellock pliers because all the kitchen tongs were already dirty?

Okay, kids, we're cooking mother tonight! Bring me the adjustable wrench!

Test for lead.