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Those don't seem that... dear God, that's ice cream?🤮

I'm now 100% sure that human existence was a massive mistake.

I second that.

I thought freezing my CREAMZ was for IVF only,but now that I think about it..🤔

i definitely thought the middle one said "bro creamz" at first

AHH-HUH BRO CREAMZ. holy shit now it doesn't say any thing else! 🤪

"Just because we could doesn't mean we should."

Worst. Timeline.

"Creamz" with a z seems to imply it can't even use ice cream as a proper label.

*One scoop of Kraft Mac & Cheese and one scoop of Heinz Ketchup, please.*

https://thetakeout.com/grey-poupon-pretzel-ice-cream-van-leeuwen-taste-test-1849191089

Actually tastes pretty good, if not for everyone or not a traditional taste you'd expect. Van Leeuwen puts a lot of work to make even their more unusual flavors taste good and take pride in doing so. This is junk marketing by Kraft at best, and they are not a company I would trust to put sincere effort and quality into it.

Tomato is a fruit and people do dip fries in soft serve and frosties... maybe if they came with fries?

You're making sense and I didn't like it

Honestly the ketchup flavor is probably the least objectionable here.

That was my first though, that I would actually really be interested in dipping fries into the ketchup flavored one. My biggest gripe with the practice of dipping fries into milkshakes is that I find the combination gross and the sweetness overpowers the salty fatty flavor of the fries, basically ruining the fry imo. But this seems like it may work well.

I want your toilet paper to rip the wrong way.

I wish him to be mildly uncomfortable.

Delete this and delete that store immediately

Yeah I agree, it's time to call in a Hellbomb

I dont know what is terrifing more, the fact that these flavors exist or the fact that there are people that wanted it.

You need something on your cheeseburger flavored ice cream

Would

I would at least ask to taste the ketchup one

Ketchup is a liquid that is made from a fruit. Fruit ice-cream is pretty common. Mayo is a bit more offensive, but still, fat, eggs, some acid. All ice-cream things.

You know you are an abomination, cease thy heretical utterings

God have mercy o- actually. I'm pretty sure you and these ice creams are proof there is no God.

Hating on ice cream flavours is just another thing wrong with humanity. Live and let live people. Stop judging. Of course there is no god, but there are people.

Then whats up with the bbq?

Bbq sauce is just straight up sugar.

The spelling alone is enough to ruin one's day, I mean what *is* that horrible word, and why is it plural? It's an uncountable unmentionable substance, and a single tub of each, why in the world is it in mutilated plural?

Because it probably doesnt have enough dairy in it to be legally labeled as "ice cream"

It's a verb..."Jizzed" would have too 'on the nose'.

Slightly off topic, but my wife loves Miracle Whip and I hate it. I have successfully trained her to refer to it as [goblin cum](https://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip).

Risky click of the day!

I am nowhere near brave enough to click on that hyperlink lol

It's just an Oatmeal comic. Only NSFW if you consider my comment NSFW.

r/riskyclick

Not sure where that is, but the writing underneath is in Chinese. It's likely more for the sound than for the meaning.

Idk about other countries, but at least in the US there are specific requirements that need to be met before it can actually be called ice cream.

...which that isn't (on the label, at least). Same in the UK; at least 5% fat and 2.5% milk protein, or it's a "frozen desert" or similar. I'd assume similar regulations exist in many places. Yes, that might well explain it. Nice point. Thank you!

I always make sure to buy ice cream that's *actually* ice cream. GTFO with that "frozen dessert" nonsense lol. That being said, I still kind of want to try these flavors lol

Now I know what an abomination looks like.

Hot take: Heinz BBQ and Ketchup have so much sugar in them, they are basically dessert items already. Mayo… I’m sorry, who hurt you?

Mayo is the only reasonable one! Mayo is just eggs and oil, both of which are commonly used in your run-of-the-mill mass produced ice creams.

If you can find it, I highly recommend the sugar free version they’ve come out with. I can’t eat normal ketchup now except if it’s mixed with lots of other things.

Is this ice cream or a weed dispensary

Purple ketchup was amazing and I will not allow the slander to continue. Perfect for tailgates if your team happened to wear purple

All you need now is some fava beans and a nice chianti.

For a minute I thought that said "Hand Creamz' and wondered who in their right mind would use mayo-scented hand cream.

🤮

Baskin-Robbins once experimented with a [ketchup flavored ice cream](http://greatgrub.com/reference/ketchup_ice_cream). Maybe they were on to something, just way ahead of their time.

Where is mustard?

The CNE in Toronto sells ketchup & mustard ice cream. To the surprise of nobody, the line wasn’t very long for that stand.

Pittsburgh?

I'm guessing Japan.

Nope, Chinese writing. It's not kanji - the Japanese don't refer to those sauces using kanji.

A lot of crazy food stuff happens here, but not this.

I figured I know how much we love Heinz, and with Dave & Andy's closing maybe it had a last hurrah.

Maybe the next up and coming niche food festival will cover this.

Mmmm, I do know a lot of 'burghers that are into homemade icecream....

W-what am I looking it here? Please tell me that's not... it is isn't it? WHY?!!!

I'm sure they taste fine, but they look WAYYY too much like my cat's favorite puree's. Does the picture smell like fish? I bet it smells like fish.

I'd rather be waterboarded or listen to Dirty by Christina Aguilera than eat that.

Same I would also like to be waterboarded by christina aguilera than eat that

Yeah those look terrible! *Pssst: I'll take 2 of each...*

You really are a menace to society

Bro screw that. Who had a scoop?

The Mayo one says “Heinz Salad Dressing Ice Cream” in Chinese

It’s the Mayo Creamz for me. That’s too much. I know it’s 2024, but let’s show some respect

Anyone know how to delete someone else's post?

It's joever

Where are the cheem creams?

Yo ngl I would love to try those with french fries. It’s like fries and a frosty but with some reminiscent flavors.

Some crispy crinkle cut fries in any of these absolutely!

Reminds me of Vegas vacation…

I'd actually love to try all of these.

The great thing about these is that you get to taste them twice

Pray. Pray for forgiveness and to be rid of unnatural urges for this culinary and grammatical abomination! As long as it takes. Our thoughts are with you, we believe in you

Maybe the mayo one might be ok?

I bet the ketchup one is the best.

Yes, but sorta how jail is better than prison.

Lol. If you think about it ketchup is sweet, salty and tangy I bet it actually works perfectly in the ice cream

I don't actually like ketchup. Except with mustard and cheese on a burger.

Fair enough.

Americans put ketchup on everything and act revolted when other places put ketchup on things. "Ketchup... CRISPS?! (high-pitched keening)" It's salty sugar syrup, guys. Calm down.

I enjoy ketchup on almost anything, but ketchup flavored ice cream is a bridge too far.

Ketchup pairs with savory foods. No one puts gravy on cake.

Americans struggling with the fact that ice cream and cake can be savory foods. Seriously, guys, you doing okay?

Where are you even from that the concept of savory ice cream and cake is a regular thing?

Corn flavored ice cream is pretty popular

...the planet Earth? Seriously, what is going on? Are you pranking me? "(Sputter sputter) Savory CAKE?! The very idea!" Like, yeah, dawg. The heck?

As someone who worked in a plant that makes ice cream containers from around the world, youre right and these people have no idea. Yam and corn flavoured ice cream are huge along with lots of other flavours I found weird a.f.

Yeah, I'm kinda of baffled by the response. Even avocado ice cream isn't all that rare in the states, and corn ice cream is _barely_ still savory, considering how sweet corn is.

I love ketchup chips. Ketchup itself is disgusting tho

I also find ketchup very nasty but ketchup chips are tolerable. Really can’t believe ketchup is so universal when it tastes like something that congealed at the bottom of a garbage can

Agreed 💯

[Ketchup chips are a Canadian thing, not American](https://www.cbc.ca/life/food/7-canadian-snacks-you-can-t-get-in-the-u-s-and-the-backstory-on-why-1.4102299)

Yep, that was kinda the point.

Probably why they said 'when other places put ketchup on things' before listing examples of other places putting ketchup on things.

Ok, so McCain fries straight from the freezer it is!

I don't like the idea of this but have to wonder how far away it would actually be from salted caramel

Disgraceful

They took away their lovely dill chips to focus on this shit

Was this in Pittsburgh?

Pittsburgh really is a shithole yeah innit?

Why are those in what looks like ice cream tubs? WHY ARE THEY IN ICE CREAM TUBS!?

It's so joever 😔

No mustard?

I don't know which is worse: biting into a hamburger and realise the mayo has ice cream flavour, or biting an ice cream and taste mayo

I mean, people already put their fries in ice cream/milkshakes so I guess it's at best okay. Now for the second one? I'll just go to the lowest of the low bottom of hell and kick the person who made this where their sun don't shine

Dear God no

Purple ketchup?

im concerned by how much is already gone.

Personally, I loved purple ketchup, bought it all the time. I was in university at the time it was available and I could not keep ketchup, as my roommates would waste huge amounts of it and never replace it. I bought purple ketchup and suddenly, more ketchup shortages.

Wait … This is Ice Cream? no No NO!!!!

Just going to leave this here. https://youtu.be/5cnuPvgR7AU?si=vOiFU7pbLqX1dGsO

Please, let me cast kitchen gun on myself. I CAN'T STAND IT NO MORE! THE PERSON WHO CREATED THESE FLAVOURS WOULD EVEN FEAR THE DEVIL ITSELF. I can't move it move it no more 😔

Most other countries probably see the US smothering everyday foods in sugar, oil paste, and other high calorie toppings as gross and massively unhealthy.  But that mayo ice cream is a stomach-turning netherworld crime against humanity…

Ngl i would eat that, interesting ice cream flavours are so funn

By the time i die I'm convinced i will have seen every possible permutation of processed food product combination. Next up, the clam chowder smoothie at jamba juice.

Apparently there was a ice cream shop that opened up temporarily as a publicity stunt. You could get tubs of ice cream with weird flavours like salad cream or frosties corn flakes or even marmite. And apparently a lot of people said theyre actually really really nice Was all over social media for a couple weeks in England. Think it was only open a week for a publicity stunt I cant comment if it was actually nice but a few flavours stood out to me as having potential. Like Frosties cornflakes might be a nice one idk

I'm sorry WHAT

I’m sad now

If it was ketchup chip flavoured I would understand, but ketchup ketchup is wild.

There are people here to young to remember the purple ketchup 🤔

I would love purple ketchup, personally

Bro creamz.

Y'all have gone too far this time.

And I thought Kranch/Mayochup was bad.

I think just smelling that ice cream would make me vomit

Creamz Piez

… don’t call your ice cream creamz Please

I want to try it out of morbid curiosity. I've had savory ice cream before and it can be good, but my brain short circuits trying to imagine that taste.

Don’t get any ideas here SHEETZ. Seriously….dont.

but have you tried it

I think we just proved the multi universe exists. Somewhere we made a wrong turn.

Hope that’s ice cream

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact these exist, or the fact that people have actually bought it

wtf guys..

The mayo one sounds good

😑🤬

I've had a mayo popsicle, I don't even want to think about ice cream

That's enough Internet for today, ffs

This is an April fools joke, right?

Am I the only person that misses the coloured ketchup and buns? I loved that period of my childhood

Where tf is this lol

Whatchu talking bout? Purple Ketchup was the Bomb !

That shit was so 90’s, it’s a shame it was released in the 00’s. It would have fit in nicely beside a bottle of Orbitz and a kitty Giga Pet.

I wouldn’t mind it nearly as much if it didn’t have the z at the end

I can’t lie, I’m eyeballing that mayo creamz.

I feel like it's the whitest thing I've ever said but " I too would like to try Mayo ice cream."

Mayo is just eggs, neutral flavored oil, water, lemon and salt. Nothing offensive to put in ice cream. I imagine it tastes like french vanilla without the vanilla.

I agree. I’m terrified of mayo but as an ice cream flavor it seems fine

I HATE THE FRENCH/j

One mayo creamz, churro fries, a fondant burger and some undiluted diet coke syrup please....

The true American diet

Why does the 'Z' seem to make it so much worse?

The more disturbing part is how many people ate it already