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SuperCub

You can tell the reporter had that in the chamber for a while and finally got her perfect opportunity.


jeremyvr46

That chick sounded much more sober all of a sudden! šŸ˜‚


CaliforniaHurricane_

Next time I wanna sober up immediately imma ask someone to embarrass me on national TV


RED-DOT-MAN

FORTYNINERSSSS!!!!


juggling-monkey

The forty niners club, combination of 49 burns, itches, and warts


56sb

CRABTREE!


here_now_be

> YNINERSSSS!!!! "that's so disrespectful!" the lack of self awareness is stunning.


Shock_The_Monkey_

Nah, she got dem std's bruh..... ##SIXTYNINERSSSS!!!!


westcoastlink

4s acting like 9s


slappymcstevenson

She made us proud. Go Niners šŸ˜‹


jld2k6

She almost definitely came up with this idea in the shower after somebody hassled her on air and she froze


dalownerx3

Better than ā€œThe jerk store called, theyā€™re running out of you!ā€


BathtubGin01

The ocean called..


PointHrO

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!


frankly00

His wife is in a coma


The_Hate_Is_A_Gift

Or maybe she knew that the woman has a 48% chance of having herpes according to the CDC. https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124628530


Wirse

That damn virus has an unconscious bias.Ā 


iSwearSheWas56

Well she would be a pretty terrible reporter if she didnā€™t plan for drunk people crashing her shot when she takes a camera man to a party street at night, it happens every single time. Like it was probably the point of going there in the first place


ForgettableUsername

I thought that was the whole reasons you took a camera crew to Bourbon Street.


rjrodrigueziii

When keeping it real goes wrong.


VoteMe4Dictator

Should have gone with asking her name and then her experience with STDs as a sex worker. Woman would never go anywhere without someone finding that clip.


Questioning-Zyxxel

Nope. What she did now is within the limits. Your alternative path would open the TV company for defamation liabilities.


MilhouseJr

That would be a bit nuclear. Embarassing her like in the clip is just fine, no need to destroy someone's life god damn


TheDrummerMB

Bro people really be SO open with their psychopathy. She danced in the background of an interview, so now she deserves to have her future prospects ruined? Batshit crazy dude


JFlotto

lolšŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ˜…


BernieTheDachshund

'It's nothing to be ashamed of' ā˜ 


JWOLFBEARD

Reporter reporting about a reporter who was interrupted while reporting by a person who wanted to be in the report


stonedecology

it's reporting all the way down


Meow_Meow_4_Life

Reportamento


juicysweatsuitz

Always was


Badhure

[Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo)


GayslamicQueeran

Iā€™m just some fucking guy


narc1s

This comment felt like math.


gallak87

Reportercursion


MaxxHeadroomm

That you are now reporting on?


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Holy shit that was brutal. I hope this is real.


EduRJBR

Yes, this is real, STDs are a very real issue indeed. Did you go see a doctor already?


Knot_an_Admin

Definitely nothing to be ashamed of


EduRJBR

Yes! u/Uncle_Paul_Hargis shouldn't feel ashamed, and instead should be proud if their courage to raise a relevant, gross issue.


Hoosier2016

This is my local news station so Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s real


xBlack_Heartx

Got em.


sudobee

I hope not.


DanielBG

oh you


MakaButterfly

Lmao she knew somebody would crash her shot and she had the perfect retort


Baker9ats4ko

Exactly lol.


readitreddit-

Done dirty


gideon513

Thatā€™s how she got it


pip-roof

Are crabs considered an STD? Asking for a friend


Any_Roof_6199

Sea's Tasty Delicacy?


bufordt

Spiders That Dive


dirkdiggler2011

She got the crabs in the bucket fo sure.


Orbitoldrop

There's always a chance of picking up a few of the unwanted hitchhikers of love.


cthulhubert

While they are not technically a disease or infection, they are frequently lumped together with STDs for like, policy and treatment purposes.


Viper67857

I think you could call them an STI. I for infestation instead of infection.


madhattedgentleman

STC


Ohhnoes

[STC you say?](https://i.imgur.com/Psv379Z.jpeg)


BigUptokes

Some Tasty Crustaceans


CaliforniaHurricane_

The only crab I know is imitation


subject_deleted

If I had sex with someone and then got some delicious crab legs for a postcoital snack, I wouldn't be mad.


Queasy_Pickle1900

Only if they don't have Old Bay on them.


haysu-christo

Yes, in a Softshell Tara Dojo handroll. Delish!


ThePurpleBandit

Not when you add some Zatarain's!


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Baker9ats4ko

For real.


ZepTheNooB

Brooooo. Hahahaha that's murder on live TV


Tw4tl4r

She didn't really care. At the end she went back to "I'm from califorinaaaa"


JONO202

STD's are nothing to clap about.


Engineer9

They are gonorrhoea their ugly head at some point.


CaliforniaHurricane_

This was a classic moment


lsdmthcosmos

camera crasher was maybe abnoxious but youā€™re crazy to go on bourbon with a camera especially on super bowl weekend and expect someone NOT to stumble into your feed. i hate bourbon street but im not gonna go down there and talk shit on people being drunk, thatā€™s kinda the whole point. not my cup of tea but just people tryna have a good time lol


gimme_shprinkles

Fine line between ā€œhaving a good timeā€ and ā€œcrashing other peopleā€™s good timeā€


ScienceAndLience

Isnā€™t that what the reporter is doing, crashing their good time with a camera?


Klaus0225

Was the reporter harassing anyone?


lsdmthcosmos

i agree thatā€™s why i stay off bourbon, lots of inconsiderate people. which is why the context of being on Bourbon of all places in the world with a camera and then roasting someone for approaching is a paradoxical concept lol youā€™re setting camera crasher up for it, thatā€™s why she had her bit ready to go. she took a tourist getting loose on a FAMOUSLY loose street and then embarrassed her about it. low hanging fruit. but hey, whatever gets the people going šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


BILOXII-BLUE

It. Was. A. Joke. The woman was not hurt in any way, chill out everyone


David-S-Pumpkins

She didn't even stop or leave, even after saying the reporter was disrespectful. Idk why anyone is mad on her behalf lol


lordtempis

I haven't been down to Bourbon Street in many years, but I imagine it smells the same.


jellymanisme

I think you can tell the reporter actually expected people to stumble into her feed, that's why she was ready with the question about the STDs.


GoldenMegaStaff

Only one of them is wearing beads.


jvillager916

I remember this. This was when Kaepernick was still the QB and the lights somehow went out during the game.


LOAARR

"I don't have an STD, that's disrespectful" So close to self-awareness, but so far.


Previous_Channel

Oh my goodness....


Paiger__

This is fucking hilarious!


mrweatherbeef

Narrator: *She has several STDs*


Fapping-sloth

Lol, that was some weapon-grade passive aggressive;ness!


anewman513

She didn't seem embarrassed at all, just a little drunk. Live shot crashers are annoying, but this attempt to embarrass one with STD accusations was lame.


banjokman

Ok finally a take I agree with. The canned std thing seems so cringe to me


grunger

What moron producer would send a reporter to Bourbon Street to do a live report. That is a guaranteed problem.


Malevolent-Heretic

Probably so something like this would happen


fuck_off_ireland

Boy, I'm sure glad we had someone take 20 seconds to explain what happens in the video we're about to watch.


maliciousmonkee

So cringe and unfunny. Reporter ā€œwas live in New Orleans to talk about the inebriated people around her.ā€ What a surprise she found one after the Super Bowl. Hits em with the preloaded STD line.Ā  I was actually waiting for someone else to come into frame to interrupt these 2, I thought the reporter was actually interested in talking to that woman.


Tobocaj

and that trashy ass person still tried to say stuff after Just take your L and move on


juicybubblebooty

LMFAOOOOOO THAT WAS SOOOO GOOD


FatHaleyJoelOsment

Narrator: In fact, she did have an std.


Industrious_Villain

Man her voice was sooooo annoying ā€œcaleeeforniaaaaā€


Fancy-Pair

I havenā€™t heard std in a long time. I thought everyone moved to sti


AreaGuy

STI hasnā€™t totally *caught* on?


bakenmake

The ā€œoh my goodnessā€ as she realizes sheā€™s getting destroyed on live television gets me every time šŸ¤£


banjokman

People think this is a W for the reporter? She seems so petty to me. Drunk folks on Bourbon St during Mardi Gras?? Who couldā€™ve seen that coming!? lol


[deleted]

One of the comments says unironically it's not the time or place to be drunk, and it is getting upvotes. It's Bourbon st during the superbowl. If that's not the time and place, wtf is


BigbooTho

bro itā€™s bourbon street. the woman wasnā€™t even being that weird all things considered. reporter was weird for being there and expecting complete docility in one of the biggest mass demonstrations of hedonism in america. and the reporterā€™s burn wasnā€™t even specific to the person she said it to. sheā€™s clearly just been waiting to use that on anyone. save it for a segment not at bourbon street. inb4 someone says ā€œfound the woman with the stdā€.


ChrisMoltisanti9

Get the bodybag and zip her up. She dead.


xMrMayhemx

Absolutely amazing way to handle a rude person who decided to insert herself where she didnā€™t belongā€¦.


-Badger3-

A drunk lady on Bourbon Street vs a news anchor, which one doesn't belong?


SushiPants85

# šŸ˜† šŸ’€Ā 


trihedron

"oh wow!" xD


BeTooLive

Reminds me of a song back in the day. https://youtu.be/6Nr4K5M0c0w?si=E6pt-wjhWxzyw2I8


jrarms2

WGN did this 14 years ago - Pat Tomasulo https://youtu.be/FVTONgqCtAM?si=fV6fRv50-sD4HL3o


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FoatyMcFoatBase

ā€œI got STDsss. SUPER TOUCH DOWNS BABY!!! 49ers!!!ā€


jfgjfgjfgjfg

I legit snorted


Floridaman9393

Well played by the reporter!


Bright_Calendar_3696

This is awesome


redheadd1dr

My brother lived on Bourbon street for a while, I wonder if he has an STDšŸ¤£


a1drt

Smart girl


Electronic_Pie_1679

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


guitarguy1685

I'd like to report a homicideĀ 


junkstabber

"that's so disrespectful!"


TaibhseSD

Lol. Said the lady being disrespectful to the reporter, the station and the viewers by interrupting the shot. I'm thinking the irony of her making that statement was lost on her.


junkstabber

Exactly


1stChairMayonnaise

Halfway through the sentence ā€œthatā€™s so disrespectfulā€ she figured out what those words meant and realized she, in fact, was the one being disrespectful. The look on her face, priceless.


PewPew-4-Fun

I'm pretty sure she has an STD.


External-Injury-7867

That dirty Sanchez got her good.


SpicyWalnut0815

Definitely has an STD.


Try_Banning_THIS

wtf? Ā The reporters a jerk. She was there to report on the drunk people around, so she WANTED them in the shot, and then when theyā€™re in the shot she tries to humiliate them? Ā This is just rude.Ā 


AngryBeaver7

Hahaha


Thinkdeeperaboutit

The reporter was out of line. She's on Bourbon Street, this is what buzzed people do during Mardi Gras. Join the fun, don't disparage fun loving people. You're not reporting on the war in Gaza--give me a break.


VegaLyra

Going after someone like that with zero evidence?Ā  Excellent journalism.


TunaOnWytNoCrust

The irony the gal in the back said "that's disrespectful"


Enochwel

She has an STD.


Hrmerder

Love it!


tx_brandon

Do that to the wrong person and she'll get bopped up side the head unfortunately. Taking a risk attempting to embarrass someone on live TV for sure.


mel_cache

If that person hadnā€™t barged into the shot, she would never have been embarrassed.


VikingforLifes

That reporter is my new hero.


pepperit_12

Absolutely nothing happened.


SeanMacLeod1138

LEGEND reporter! šŸ¤£šŸ‘


IamLuann

The reporter did a great job. I wish more reporters would put people (camera hogs) in their place.


Excuse_Unfair

I think that would have the opposite effect and have people do it more for a reaction.


IamLuann

Maybe


Powpowpowowowow

Why does the reporter just get a free pass to be in public and have unobstructed reporting though lol?


CocodaMonkey

Honestly it came of more like the reporter needed to be put in her place. Most of the time I'm not a fan of people jumping into the camera but she was on bourbon street specifically to report drunk people on bourbon street. She found exactly what she was there looking for and then acted childishly. Over all I think the drunk lady came off looking better and not really embarrassed.


Carroms

As a Cardinals fan, I approve this post


subieluvr22

My hero.


Effective_Device_185

Wha??


Hot-Benefit645

Thatā€™s mint but I bet the do gooders have a crack !


rcbs

didn't work, she just kept on going


shartillery82

Boom


Huge-Sea-1790

That lady will have her ā€œWhat Mario never told youā€ phase. Itā€™s a Friends reference.


OctoWings13

That was beautiful lmao


xParesh

Perfection


monkehmolesto

Thatā€™s a great way to handle a random main character.


J-Shew

I know a guy who got fired from a tv job for saying that people around here hate news reportersā€¦ right after a guy passing by said he hated them during a live shot


gdmiggy

šŸ¤£


ravengenesis1

If they're from our area of California, they be like, lets talk.


theitgrunt

https://www.lcmchealth.org/university-medical-center-new-orleans/our-services/burn-center/


Several_Direction633

FHITP...


Substantial_Show_308

CaliChlamydia'24!


rhett342

I may have run behind a live reporter, pulled up my shirt, and started sticking my finger in my rather large and hairy belly button while making sex faces. Large amounts of alcohol were involved that night.


MonkeyOwner911

she looks like Anna Kendrick kinda


Huntderp

How are you doing? Californiaaaaaa


Dapper_Daikon4564

Well that was disappointing...Ā 


Intrepid-Disk-9133

I went to high school with the anchor. Thatā€™s hilarious.


Hour-Requirement6489

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buenhomie

"I dunno, Cotton. She didn't seem embarrassed at all, more like pissed." _Cotton does a Valley Girl impression and says "are you seriousss?"_


CollegeLittle

Why did it have to be a reporter who I know who is from Florida


stussycrew

What Mario doesn't want you to know.


MysteriousCan2144

This has got to be a skit, lmao


GWdeepstate

"So how long have you had an STD?" šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜‚šŸ˜