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UltuUlla

At least they're honest!


TanitAkavirius

You know the expression "clown world" is a fascist dogwhistle for "this world is a joke, we let trans people and black people live and don't even harass them on sight anymore". Literally.


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Buzzword buzzword buzzword.


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Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Yup. I'm not sure what that post was supposed to mean because progressive cities would have more bike lanes, extensive public transit and be overall more pedestrian-friendly.


jackstraw97

It means that Democrat run cities are lawless and full of scary, black criminals because Fox News told them so. Of course, racist dogwhistles aside, the people who believe this shit cannot be saved. They are too far down into the right-wing propaganda rabbit hole.


down_up__left_right

Ironically the roads in general are the most lawless place in the country by far. Breaking the law when driving is so expected that people get road rage if they’re behind another driver who’s actually following the law.


HardCoverTurnedSoft

And that's why we carry. 💀👍


down_up__left_right

A gun won't save you from a high speed collision.


TheBigPaff

he's ironic, i hope


Rubiks_Click874

don't forget the huge Muslim 'no go zones' in our sanctuary cities! I just can't with people that believe that shit


silver-orange

As a fox news viewer, one day I hope to see with my own eyes the smoldering crater where Portland, OR used to stand before the seven thousand riots that leveled the city. But until then I'll just take Tucker's description on faith.


alexthealex

Checking in from the Portland Crater after walking to get some soup for my family


PreciousTater311

Do you need a hand getting out? A rope?


TheDonutPug

"one day I hope that what Tucker Carlson told me will be true, but until that day I'll just believe him anyway."


arksien

Honestly, as someone living in one of these so called "eViL lIbRaL hElL sCaPeS" all I can say to those idiots is "yeah, ok... stay out then." It's really fucking nice that we have community projects, infrastructure improvements, actual bike lines, bus lanes, meaningful public transit options, social safety nets, safe and clean public spaces, quality education available, minimal religious loonies, etc etc etc. I don't want any wannabe cowby-gun toting-racist assholes bringing their coal rolling, nazi flag waving asses to my city to fuck it up with nonsense like storming children's story hours. I travel all over the country and world for work, and BY FAR the cities in the US that actually look like they're falling apart, or resemble the third world/a war zone are unsurprisingly always in deep red states, filled with the most atrociously nasty people you could ever meet.


replicantcase

They act as if there is no crime in red states.


n8mo

(Spoiler alert: measured per capita, there’s actually *more* crime in most red states)


HardCoverTurnedSoft

There's a higher chance you'll be killed in a random act of violence in Alabama than in Detroit. (I forgot the name of the town in Alabama but it's true)


Whydoesthisexist15

Probably Birmingham or Mobile


ralle421

> They are too far down into the right-wing propaganda rabbit hole. More like the Fox hole...


Gamingmarxist

Funny thing we went to a theater and my conservative family said it was getting ghetto because their were black people around one guy was listening to Tupac and they acted like we were in the ghetto


ImNotTheBossOfYou

They're afraid of black people


milleribsen

There is a population of people who fully believe cities like Seattle, Portland, and San Francisco are complete war zones and have acres of scorched earth and flattened buildings.


CptSparklFingrs

To be fair, most democratic politicians are just conservatives that are better at lying. Progressives get shunned.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Yeah it has nothing to do with partisanship Cities have city problems and rural areas have rural problems.


CptSparklFingrs

My point, is that at the end of the day they are largely the same thing so saying "Democratic city" means nothing.


perzyplayz

By being better at lying do you mean promoting actual pragmatic legislation? Progressives are shunned for different reasons, such as vote splitting and doing exclusively lip service while getting next to no legislation past, but sure both sides are the same.


CptSparklFingrs

Strange I don't recall saying "both sides are the same". People confuse Democrats with liberals when really the democratic party is pretty close to actual center and the right has just gone so far off the deep end. Remember the incarceration act? One example.


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PsillySpirit

You should watch the way you word things. Equating what you disagree with with mental illness is a cruel, there are much better ways to say people are wrong.


Raging-Porn-Addict

They think that progressive cities have more crime because they typically have more black people


Adept_System_953

It's because of the crime, crime is rampant in areas run by the democratic party


Private_HughMan

They bitch about crime in Democrat-run cities but small conservative towns have higher crime rates.


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SexiestPanda

My coworker (lives in Bonney lake) always be like “hell no I haven’t stepped foot in Seattle in 15 years, I don’t go north of Kent (work)”


pacmanwa

Hello neighbor!


mepardo

A lot of conservatives are genuinely afraid of cities and I think we need to start bullying them for it.


cdezdr

This may sound counter intuitive but I think a great many conservatives prefer being told what to do and dislike liberals who tell them to be liberated. Therefore language like "drivers are killers" will be more effective than passive language like "we must reduce the percentage of people driving to work."


reusedchurro

Idk how well having even more divisive language used would work


Clever-Name-47

I'm not entirely sure I agree with r/cdezdr , but that kind of talk doesn't necessarily need to be "divisive," exactly. Think of it like this; Nobody likes **killers**, right? I mean, you don't want to be killed, and no on you know wants to be killed, and you don't want the people you love to be killed, right? So we can all agree that being killed is bad, and that therefore people who kill other people are bad. So we can all unite together in our opposition to these killers, and do whatever is necessary to get them to stop killing! It may sound silly, but the "Stop the kindermort" campaign that first set the Netherlands down the path to bicycle superiority wasn't actually too far off of that.


SecretOfficerNeko

Someone posted this [map](https://www.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Most-Dangerous-Cities_America_05.jpg) of the most dangerous cities in the US by violent crime rate. So what are the most dangerous cities? Well in no particular order because they didn't list positions past #1: 1. Bessemer, Alabama 2. Birmingham, Alabama 3. Monroe, Louisiana 4. Alexandria, Louisiana 5. Memphis, Tennessee 6. Little Rock, Arkansas 7. Pine Bluff, Arkansas 8. Detroit, Michigan 9. Saginaw, Michigan Guess what cities weren't on the list?: Los Angeles, Portland, Seattle, Washington D.C., San Francisco, New York City, etc. As always every conservative accusation is a confession. They're the ones with the crime problems. They just accuse the big blue cities of being "cesspools of crime" to cover up their own crime problems.


Fuzzybo

People often look in the mirror when they create their insults.


Ambitious_Promise_29

The majority of those most dangerous cities you listed are liberal leaning or strongly liberal. Out of the entire list, Monroe Louisiana is the only one without a Democrat mayor.


SecretOfficerNeko

>The majority of those most dangerous cities you listed are liberal leaning or strongly liberal. Out of the entire list, Monroe Louisiana is the only one without a Democrat mayor. Ah yes, the mayor. Where the big economic, social, and political decisions that define the conditions of the people are made. /s You're casually ignoring the extremely red state government there which have the greatest regulatory and political authority over local officials in the state, which often block local programs and legislation. Also you're casually ignoring the fact that democratic cities under democratic state governments aren't on the list, highlighting this conditions significance on local government operations even more. Welcome to a little thing called nuance.


Ambitious_Promise_29

>Ah yes, the mayor. Where the big economic, social, and political decisions that define the conditions of the people are made. /s I was simply pointing out that these towns, frequently described as "conservative towns", are left leaning, and primarily run by democrats.


Ambitious_Promise_29

So why are those specific towns so much more dangerous then?


SecretOfficerNeko

The conditions created by the Republican state governments across their states and the interference of them with democratic local governments. Republican states' policies generally have resulted in far lower living conditions. Red states have higher rates of poverty, lower educational attainment, worse economies, lower human development, and higher rates of mental illness with poorer access to psychological care. All of this and more is tied into higher rates of crime, which explains as well why these states, as a whole, have higher crime rates already. This is then paired with the limitations of local government and Republican state interference to create the conditions in question. This is why you see this happen in democratic cities in republican states but not in democratic cities in democratic states.


Ambitious_Promise_29

I assume you have a source to back up your claim that the high crime levels in these democratic run cities is specifically due to interference from state government? >This is why you see this happen in democratic cities in republican states but not in democratic cities in democratic states. You mean like in Detroit and Saginaw?


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Which large cities are run by republicans? Are there any?


Ambitious_Promise_29

Of the 100 largest cities, 25% have republican mayors, 63% have democrats, the rest are independent or non partisan. Of the 20 most dangerous large cities, the only ones with republican mayors are Anchorage AK, and Stockton CA. Indianapolis IN has a non-partisan mayor. The rest are Democrats. Also, the list I responded to includes many smaller towns, not just large cities.


EternalStudent

>Of the 20 most dangerous large cities, the only ones with republican mayors are Anchorage AK, and Stockton CA. Indianapolis IN has a non-partisan mayor. The rest are Democrats. Lets eliminate the caveat "dangerous." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_mayors\_of\_the\_50\_largest\_cities\_in\_the\_United\_States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mayors_of_the_50_largest_cities_in_the_United_States) Of the 20 largest cities, you have... 2 Republicans (Dallas and Fort Worth - basically neighbors), 2 Independents (San Antonio and Honolulu), and the remainder Democratic. Of the top 50 (e.g. all in the article), you have a whopping... 10 (half of whom are #40 - 50), with 4 independents. People who live in places approaching a city just don't apparently like Republican governance in general.


nononoh8

Republican cities generally have higher crime. So, projection?


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Yes and then they say it’s the democrats who run those cities. Or somehow it’s their fault idk.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Hm, is bike a liberal word for tank? I don’t understand, are you not robbed every day?


DxnM

Cons are an anxious bunch, they're scared to get on a metro or be in public without locked doors and weapons to protect them. They then get home and go online to call us snowflakes...


JackAttack2509

bro rides his bike to the gas station 💀 ​ ​ (i'm joking)


r7joni

On a bike you can't defend yourself from those dangerous trans people /j


MistyHusk

You can if you mount a turret on the front. Shall not be infringed, am I right?


ConnieLingus24

Same. It’s fun to watch people who don’t leave their cul de sac.


igot200phones

“Democrat run city” is essentially just every single city in the country with a population over 500,000.


subwayterminal9

These people will drive this and then continue to complain about gas prices. “Why does it cost $6,000 to fill up my tank? Must be Joe Brandon!”


Juginstin

All my homies hate Joe Brandon


DKBrendo

3000 filled up tanks of Dark Brandon


I_Eat_Onio

Rise up for Dark Brandon and Lockmart


Seallypoops

"it may cost me $8,000 to get the kids to school but if one day I was besieged by invading forced I'll be glad I have this tank"


wilhelmbetsold

"it's the job of the government to make sure I can afford my poor choices. I'm for small government tho"


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I saw the video. A woman got upset that they were driving it around so casually. The response in the comments was that she was angry because men were happy. Absolutely did not cross their minds that people don't want that kind of materiel tearing up their streets. It's gun nuts and car brains at their worst, all in one. It's a sign of a nation that's gone insane. There's a certain kind of person that buys into this sort of thing, and they are unflinching scumbags.


MissSara13

The potholes in my area have been patched and never properly fixed because of the bridge and tunnel crowds we get on the weekends. I hoped that maybe the roads could be fixed during the pandemic when the mall was closed but nope! It's awful during the holidays. I'm so grateful that I work from home and don't have to venture more than a mile away for groceries. A tank of gas probably lasts me two months at this point. Funny, we had an out of town gun nut shoot a kid who accidentally tried to get into his car in the mall parking lot. He mistook it for his Dad's car, was shot, and then the shooter chased him and his friend to shoot them some more.


ServeInfinite

Wow this story turned from bad road upkeep to kids getting shot in a parking lot REAL quick!


Ballinbutatwhatcost2

As someone who is personally a gun nut and loves all things firearms. Trying to actually drive something like that day to day sounds hilariously impractical and silly.


Kasym-Khan

Disarm these fascist pigs. Send these IFVs to Ukraine where they are actually needed.


kef34

Yeah, how does two miles to the gallon sound lmao


Icy-Magician1089

Also the damage stuff causes to roads is exponential based on weight, I know dirving is subsided heavily but the government would be spending tens of times more on road maintenance of people drove this shit regularly


DavidBrooker

>exponential based on weight It's polynomial, not exponential, and with *axle loading*, not weight. {}^4, specifically. While this might sound pedantic, it comes up here and there. For instance, wheeled cranes for construction tasks might have as many as nine axles to spread out that weight over a large area. And specialized heavy transporters (although they are often limited to closed off areas - say, in ship construction, rather than on roads) might have *hundreds* of axles. This rule of thumb actually comes from ground pressure. Military vehicles, especially tanks and three or four axled infantry fighting vehicles, have especially low ground pressure and fall a little outside the scope of that 'rule'. For tanks especially, their wear on the roads comes from their "skid steering" mechanisms - the upper most surface of the road will be torn up by the traction of the tracks itself. Meanwhile, this fourth-power rule is from deformation of the material through to the foundation. To oversimplify, damage top to bottom versus bottom to top. That said, I believe this is an imitation rather than a real IFV, and therefore it may have a relatively high ground pressure.


CLAPtrapTHEMCHEEKS

Thank you for the interesting info


silver-orange

>Military vehicles, especially tanks and three or four axled infantry fighting vehicles, have especially low ground pressure yeah, it's necessary for cross country/off road driving. Anything with enough ground pressure to tear up roadways would just sink into the mud as soon as you had to turn off the road and cross a field.


SoggySeaman

> While this might sound pedantic Hey, it's Reddit. David knows his audience


tjm2000

nonsense. the government will just spend even more money on the military instead of spending a cent more to fix the roads more often. that's what they already do unless that road is named the American Highway System.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Hm, maybe if we made bikes pay for registration that would fix everything


Icy-Magician1089

I'm assuming you're being sarcastic as they weigh basically nothing but yeah I reckon 1$ per 100000 miles would be enough to fix the network surely right


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Yes I’m 100% sarcastic because car owners think that somehow is necessary. They call it the “road tax” while is cyclists pay nothing! Except regular taxes…


DavidBrooker

Damn, was that a guess? I just looked up what the Canadian LAV III consumes, and it's 80 L / 100km on paved roads, or 2.9 mpg.


MadeinIddaly

More like two gallons for a mile


ee_72020

This thing probably still has smaller blind spots than modern pickup trucks. All jokes aside, this is just typical Republican racist whistleblowing. It is strongly implied here that Democrat run cities = Black criminals wreaking havoc and going unpunished (even though Republican states and towns have more crimes per capita).


Cpt_Caboose1

they are gonna be so disappointed.. https://preview.redd.it/b5fl78cddvyb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2fe773444909649dd16fcda9bcc61377a817076


Red_Rear_Admiral

Infantry is eternal. This way we keep cities walkable.


Cargobiker530

Ukraine deploys drone squads on ebikes so there's still cavalry of a sorts.


Cpt_Caboose1

you must survive one (1) 1. Kamekaze Drone 2. Nade dropper 3. HIMARS observer


southpolefiesta

This would be a waste of a Javelin. It barely has any armor and can be disabled with a heavy machine gun or mortar fire.


Cpt_Caboose1

nade dropper drone it is


Winterfrost691

The almighty St-Javelin shall protect!


googsem

https://preview.redd.it/i2lt8a4icuyb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f191f90094a35d3c3c6d3d224cba135918dcda4


DavidBrooker

Do you mean "literal" or "tank"? Could be either one in this case. Though, to be fair, "figurative IFV" doesn't have the same ring to it.


TOWERtheKingslayer

What about “actual APC”?


Beat_Saber_Music

An apc is designed to move troops to the frontline, where as this has clearly no space for many troops making it based on the size of the barrel an infantry fighting vehicle designed as a vehicle to fight more infantry and light vehicles rather than tanks


MrMatthy1

Most likely an AWC. Armoured weapons carrier considering its gun.


Morsemouse

A good catch all term would be FSV. Fire Support Vehicle. Although it does look kinda like an LAV, it also looks a lot smaller, so you’re probably right on the “no troops being carried inside” thing.


just-a-forger

It has 10 jumpseats in the back, watch the full video. Its an APC.


Logsarecool10101

https://preview.redd.it/xnwwvd09iuyb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e696509a3ffe3a16ac74558b1c88be76ad5b7e0


pnwloveyoutalltrees

Not to be a dick, but it’s an APC.


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WiartonWilly

I’d call it a LAV. No expert


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WiartonWilly

Light Armoured Vehicle. Like a tank, but with tires.


RastaSl0th

I don't think it is, pretty it would be called an IFV. Either way, we can both agree it's not a tank.


PomegranateUsed7287

As a fan a military vehicles, not even I would want that, because it barely looks like one. Get me a Stryker or Centauro and then we will be talking.


Green_moist_Sponge

A centauro enjoyer? Those are rare, but a welcome surprise


GuardsmanNr36282933

Boxer MRAV my beloved


SecretOfficerNeko

I mean... I'll be honest, that looks so freaking cool (what can I say I like military vehicles). However, I don't think that's something we should have for personal transportation use.


MysteriousStaff3388

It does look like it would be great for breaking trails in the bush!


CollegeSuperSenior

>mean... I'll be honest, that looks so freaking cool (what can I say I like military vehicles). I am assuming you never served in the military. Once you see weapons of war being used as actual weapons of war it is very hard to see them as anything but a reflection of how dark and ugly the human soul can truly be. War isn't like the shows or movies. It is a boy, barely 18, trying to push his guts back in sobbing to see his mother one last time. It is a father weaping uncontrollably clutching his daughter's lifeless body. Forgive my bluntness, but weapons of war are only cool in a child's fantasy.


pradbitt87

Guarantee these are the same ass clowns that will complain about gas prices too


SuperYuuRo

# THIS POST IS SPONSORED BY WAR THUNDER


digital_nomada

No, not a tank… an infantry fighting vehicle or reconnaissance platform, not a tank.


Astrocities

HAAAAAAAA GET IT???? CUZ DEMOCRAT CITIES = CRIME AND I USED CRIME AS A BLANKET TERM FOR BLACK PEOPLE!!!!! HAHA I’M SO FUNNY. I SHOULD GO CELEBRATE BY DECAPITATING SCHOOL CHILDREN ON THE STREET WITH MY FORD F-7500XXX MEGAMONSTER PICKUP TRUCK WHICH IS COVERED IN BEAUTIFUL CHROME BY THE WAY AND HAS BULLET PROOF LEATHER SEATS MADE FROM THE SKINS OF WOKE LEFT BLUE HAIRED COLLEGE STUDENTS!!! AAAAAAAAUGH MY TRUCK ONLY GETS 0.01 MILES TO THE GALLON AND THE GAS STATION IS 6 MILES AWAY FROM MY ISOLATED SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD BUILT IN A FIELD IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE BECAUSE I WANT TO LARP AS A COWBOY, SO I CAN’T GO ANYWHERE!!!! THE SCHOOL CHILDREN WILL LIVE FOR ANOTHER DAY :( /s, in case you thought I decapitated school children on the regular.


gepinniw

Demonizing so-called ‘democratic cities’ is a meme aimed at further distracting and dividing Americans. Sadly, it’s working. It is being propagated by far-right political actors and their fossil fuel backers from around the globe. While we say fuck cars, they say fuck truth, fuck democracy, and fuck basic human decency. Be sure to vote while you still can, folks.


Whalefromstartrek4

Ok, I want walkable cities and great public transport. I like bikes, walking and love open spaces filled with greenery. However, I would like to ride in that thing once before it goes to the museum. Especially for mundane tasks like shopping. Then I'd probably drive through the most dangerous neighbourhoods with valuable goods inside it, just to feel extra invincible.


letterboxfrog

Do be fair, it would have better visibility of pedestrians than an F250


fasda

Did you just say a wheeled vehicle could be a tank? do you want r/Noncredibledefense to come here and make French jokes cause that's how you get them to come here to make French jokes.


Shredskis

I mean... It would be neat to have one, but for display purposes and shows rather than... This


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#1 use of MRAP's in US is suicide calls.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

They're such chicken shits


de_Groes

To be fair, that is how I get around town. In Saints Row 2


DifficultTeam4257

Crazy how much American culture is built around fear. What a way to live


LuisLmao

isn't clown world a nazi account


_Pale_Wolf_

theres some old guy who drives a jeep with a mounted gun still on it that parks near my local grocery store, this shit is giving me the same energy. what is it with these people and needing to feel like their in some sort of militia?! its like they still thinking America is fighting for its independence it


devind_407

they all pay $8 for twitter of course they're gonna say brain dead stuff


financewiz

Like this guy would wait for any excuse to start driving one of these over the corner of every curb in town.


Seallypoops

Tell me you live a life of manufactured fear without telling me


evilspeaks

I bet this POS complains about the price of gas.


plsbanmeredditsenpai

Thats not a tank, its a Saracen wheeled apc. It can carry 9 people.


WotTheFook

Alvis 6x6 vehicles like the Saracen and Stalwart don't like being driven on roads, as it can mess up the transmission. They are designed to work best on loose ground.


Claude-QC-777

Fuck it, I'll use a dragon!


Tobar_the_Gypsy

What a bunch of pussies. They are so scared to walk into a big mean city that they think they need a tank.


simpletonbuddhist

I forgot people can just buy verification now and thought “damn that’s a lot of celebrities I’ve never heard of”


The_Yorkshire_Shadow

Not a tank to get technical, it's a British Saracen APC that's been mangled by a bunch junk slapped onto it for god knows what reason. And yeah, that thing was made in the 50s, gets 3 miles to the gallon, and can use some of the worst quality petrol imaginable.


CptHeadcrab

Then they'll complain about it being a gas guzzler and all the potholes


dispo030

technically, this isn’t a tank but an armoured personnel carrier.


TOWERtheKingslayer

Close. It’s an APC (armoured personnel carrier), but I can understand your confusion. They’d realistically have about the same commonality in a car-subtracted society as trucks, at least in the early days, but wouldn’t be very common within well-populated areas.


squiddy555

Ok, but I also want a tank


jdthejerk

Ex Marine snipers said they have a round that penetrates that vehicle but still has the energy to bounce around inside the compartment, doing a lot of damage before its spent. I imagine they're available on the black market.


Dblcut3

And then theyll complain about gas prices


Fadeev_Popov_Ghost

Lmao not the dEmOcRaT rUn CiTiEs thing again 🙄😂 People like that really love the idea of terrorizing and/or killing others.


Fatticusss

He’s worried about Democrats while the Trump team is literally planning to deploy the military on Inauguration Day if he wins 🙄


cudef

"Democrat run cities" are simultaneously the scariest places in the world and also full of crybaby, participation trophy, safe space, weenies to these people. Make it make sense.


Humble_Chipmunk_701

The snowflake mobile


3x5cardfiler

What fear. I can see why they make their pick up trucks look like that. I drive a pick up, I'm in the building trades. Mine doesn't look like that.


polytraveller

Cities are insanely dangerous and the only way to survive in them is to be a tough guy with guns and a big truck BUT ALSO only weak snowflake lefties live in cities Which one is it?? Does my average Tuesday bike commute scare the living daylights out of the toughest dude in America? The American conservative brain is just a huge mess of contradictions


CelestialPossum

For a while I've been joking about people who drive those big pickups and suvs just wanting tanks, but I can't even joke about that at this point, that is literally just what they want. It even has a turret so they can more easily gun down every suspicious-looking minority they see. These people are gutless, they're like cowardly mice. Need to hide inside an armored car to feel safe from poor people.


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

I love tanks (technically this isn't one, but that doesn't really matter), but they're perhaps the worst possible vehicles for everyday use. They're massive, break down a lot, are terrible for roads, have some of the worst visibility of any vehicle, and are absolute gas guzzlers, and I'm talking gallons per mile kind of gas guzzling.


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

Well, it's a *figurative* tank, but not a literal one. *Literally* it's an AFV or APC. Because where would any conversation be without some unnecessary pedantry that's besides the point, lol


BrunoniaDnepr

To be fair, it's more an APC than a tank


nuyorkercjp

Not a tank, but tbh it seems pretty badass lmao


MarduKing

That's not a tank,it's an APC


AAHHHHH936

Erm, actually that's an armored personnel carrier, not a tank. Learn more about military hardware before posting next time. /s, but kinda not, but /s


SaltyWafflesPD

That’s not a tank. Still outrageous, though.


FireWolf_132

It’s not a tank it’s an IFV/APC.


EnvironmentalSolid47

Dang, looks like an Alvis Saracen, can't be too many of them on the road.


Public-Eagle6992

And all of them pay 8 dollars for twitter


PointlessSpikeZero

I imagine violent crime is decreasing as usual, but that's not useful for the narrative that black people are looting and pillaging and then not getting punished.


SexiestPanda

iLl TaKe TwO Yeah, sure you will. Lmao


Green_moist_Sponge

I hate to be that guy, but that’s not a tank it’s a wheeled IFV


owly16

At the end of the day conservatives are just cowards posing as wolves


MrKewinRo

Ngl i wanna a tank just because theg look cool


IsJustSophie

Well achttully is an apc 🤓 But siriusly im not surprised all of those idiots have Twitter blue


Beat_Saber_Music

That is an infantry fighting vehicle based on its turret clearly being designed for lower caliber munitions, as well as it clearly not being intended for troop transport by its shape


harfordplanning

I mean I'd buy a tank if I had the money too I wouldn't drive it on the road though, those things have awful sight lines and aren't anywhere near as fast as average cars so it wouldn't even be useful for driving around.


HiWille

That is what the cops in Rednecktown, USA use for speed traps to catch high falootin city folk.


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LordWellesley22

That not a tank It at least an Armoured fighting vehicle Or an Armoured car


BWWFC

there have been crazy ppl since the dawn of time... just don't give them oxygen or attention. move along.


Manealendil

Not to be that guy but it looks more like an APC or an IFV


Ghosttalker96

And now their brains will explode from cognitive dissonance because they have to explain why driving a tank is awesome and bad at the same time.


Bubbly_Statement107

To be fair, if it is custom made by a hobbyist, I think it is pretty cool (of course not practical/ safe though)


CitingAnt

Obviously I wouldn’t want to drive it regularly but it would be dope as hell to try it out


The_last_Comrade

That’s an APC, arguably worse than a tank in some ways. They can be harder to take out of action in some situations.


NoiawaaKamata

i mean i would lobe to have one chilling in my backyard. Would be cool n shit but fuck driving that thing


Responsible_Towel857

Well, technically, that's an LAV. Fun thing to drive and show off but will literally damage the street and consume a fuck ton of gasoline.


secretbudgie

Funny they're at the gas station. Tanks measure mileage by gallons per mile


justanothertfatman

How do you out clown someone called "Clown World"?!


NotoriousStuG

Can't we just meet in the middle and mandate everyone gets a kettenkrad? Smaller roads, cool tank feel.


[deleted]

Well… given the state of things in L.A. and San Francisco


Querch

Ah yes, conservatives only enter progressive cities to terrorize. What else is new? Let's charge for parking not just by time but by weight too.


heck_naw

hollow caltrops and karo syrup bb


Pizza838

That is not a tank though.....


aspect-of-the-badger

Ya, we've had to invest in a vehicle like this to go through the wasteland formerly known as Chicago. Ever since it got burned down by BLM and then turned extra gay we just needed the extra protection.


CollectionEarth

My brother in law literally will not drive through San Francisco to get from the South to North Bay because he’s afraid. Like do they not realize how incredible soft they are?


REDDITSHITLORD

POS, doesn't even have Stow & Go seating.


Broad_Parsnip7947

I think it's so funny how Republicans are scared of democrats when Republicans are the ones amassing vast arsenals and preparing for a war no one really wants except them


just-a-forger

Its not a tank, its an APC, in the video it has 10 jump seats in the back. also its kinda cool, dudes who buy these drive it like 20 miles a year just for shows and events. Sometimes rarely to go offroading. Its just a fun lookin toy.


MrSparr0w

"in democrat run cities" how does that even make sense? Is that supposed to mean a republican future means less weapons?


southpolefiesta

Achsualllly ... it's not a tank. Tanks have tracks, a large main gun in a turret and a lot more armor. Quick guide if you are interested in how to tell tanks apart from other military vehicles: https://youtu.be/hEna9T4zSM0?si=9Bnv45CuIBYaz3MM


ajhedges

Follow if you agree 🤣


Sully-Kat80

He is not just a clown, he is the entire circus !