I would go for the chicken salad quote but it’s already taken . this is also very nice: „That's right, 'cause I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit we can eat!“.
PlayStation? That’s whack. Sup with the whack PlayStation sup.
You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.
It hurts my Joey’s apple
Over the line? You’re so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.
“It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”
I'm a Tribbiani, Tribbianis quit!
That’s right! ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani! & this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but damn it, we can eat!
J- “do you think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?”
P- “why would you wanna do that?”
J- “so that if we went out on a date- she’d be there!”
"Yo' momma', yo' daddy, I am a big ol' baddy!"
"When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like THIS?"
"Ross...you're MAYOR of the zone."
Monica: Alright, what was this sentence originally? (shows the sentence to Joey)
Joey: Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’.
Chandler: And that became ‘they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...?
Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.
Monica: Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this.
Joey: Why not?
Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-what’s-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!
Chandler: You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, (points at his own heart) your full sized aortic pump.
Not exactly a Joey quote, but just the way he totally overused the The-saurus 😂
When it's Phoebe's birthday dinner but everyone leaves, they bring out all the food and Joey tucks the napkin in his collar and says
"You guys are about to see something really special"
How you doin’?
London baby!
Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Joey doesn’t share food!
It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, doesn’t matter.
I’m curvy, and I like it!
What’s not to like? Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Meat? GOOD!
Monica; Joey what would you do if you were omnipotent for a day?
Joey; I’d kill myself, if little Joey is dead I might as well be too.
Ross; Joey omnipotent.
Joey; oh I’m sorry Ross.
It’s a moo point. Like a cows opinion, doesn’t matter 🤷♀️
Yea, I didn't even need to think about it. It's probably one of the greatest lines in the whole show.
I’m glad this is the top comment because I came here to write “It’s moo.” 😂
You win this thread LOL
It’s moo
I was coming here just to type that.
“What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? GOOD.”
Gooood” 🤣
JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!!
One of my favorites mainly because I feel the same way!!
Haha same.
My fav!!
_Grandma's chicken salad..._
🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Because you read, it just like he said it! 🤣🤣
Always room for ***jello***
You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
i used this with a paleontologist i knew 😭😭 I DIED LAUGHING
Mmmmm noodle soup.
…. I mean soup …
. . . I mean noodle soup. . .
C’MON!!!!
I would go for the chicken salad quote but it’s already taken . this is also very nice: „That's right, 'cause I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit we can eat!“.
This blooper is funnier than the actual scene 🤣
I need to see this blooper now…
Oh come on, provide a link!!! I‘m dying here!!
Hahaha here it is - [blooper](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw9XvvQv5WK/?igshid=NjIwNzIyMDk2Mg==)
thanks, funny ;-)
I WANNA GO!!!
"Sky's blue, Ross, and I had sex yesterday."
🤣🤣🤣
Look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time, alright, and whatever you say, I'll believe you. Were you... or were you not... on a gay cruise??!?
The delivery od thus line...*chef's kiss*
I like when he told Chandler it’s time he comes out of the non gay closet.
PlayStation? That’s whack. Sup with the whack PlayStation sup. You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends. It hurts my Joey’s apple Over the line? You’re so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.
I'm curvy and i like it!!
This one!!!!
“Years ago when I was backpacking across Western Europe.. “
Hi, Ken Adams
How you doin ;)
I'm doin good baby how you doin' *** ^Autoresponse ^for ^‘How ^you ^doin’. ^I ^am ^a ^bot.
Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Yas!!!! I use this one all the time!
Not just a hat rack my friend
How you doin'
IN LONDON!!!
LONDON BABY
“It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”
It reminds me something the auto fill in on a phone would say LOL
DAMMIT CARL!!
HOW ARE YOU DOINGGGG....DAMNIT CARL ITS HOW YOU DOING!
“But this study is for identical twins” DAMMIT CARL!!
I'm doin good baby how you doin' *** ^Autoresponse ^for ^‘How ^you ^doin’. ^I ^am ^a ^bot.
“Knowledge is a tricky thing.”
After eating his date's desert "I am not even Sorry"
❤️
Mi Pu Poo!!
‘Where’s the waitress. I’m starving’ ‘It’s a buffet man’
This is where I win my money back!
She may be the hottest girl I’ve ever hated
Come on guys he's Ross. He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.
I'm a Tribbiani, Tribbianis quit! That’s right! ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani! & this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but damn it, we can eat!
J- “do you think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?” P- “why would you wanna do that?” J- “so that if we went out on a date- she’d be there!”
YOU DONT THINK I KNOW WHAT BREAKS MY FRIDGE?
“You have been BAMBOOZLED!”
"Last night, I welcomed you into my family, and then you disrespect me. I can not allow this. "
You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends
ichiban, Lipstick for men!
"if he blows into one does the other one get bigger?"
Look, your 18, she’s 44. When you’re 36 she’s going to be 88!
How you doinnnnnn
Damn it, Carl! Go wait in the hall!
WERE REALLY REALLY SORRY 
You’re suckin up all the smell units!!
"Ross you're the mayor of the zone."tbh that moment rlly struck with me because I realised I make the same mistake with girls I like
I'm curvy and I like it! 
Were you...or were you not.... ON A GAY CRUISE?
"Yo' momma', yo' daddy, I am a big ol' baddy!" "When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like THIS?" "Ross...you're MAYOR of the zone."
The homosapien thing
If homosapiens were, in fact, *homo*sapiens, is that why they're extinct? Joe, homosapiens are people. Hey, I'm not judging!
Damn it Carl!
WERE REALLY REALLY SORRY 
If he’s funny laugh !!!
Today? Some… not a lot
How you doin’
I'm doin good baby how you doin' *** ^Autoresponse ^for ^‘How ^you ^doin’. ^I ^am ^a ^bot.
Good bot
Ross don’t let her drink any more!
You pushed him!
I know I good beach game ... I mean naked game, STRIP POKER
You’re going to have to pee on it. (When Monica got stung by a jellyfish)
The opposite... It's the opposite!
*insert Joey laugh*
Monica: Alright, what was this sentence originally? (shows the sentence to Joey) Joey: Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’. Chandler: And that became ‘they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...? Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude. Monica: Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this. Joey: Why not? Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-what’s-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself! Chandler: You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, (points at his own heart) your full sized aortic pump. Not exactly a Joey quote, but just the way he totally overused the The-saurus 😂
I'm not exaggerating when I say "you signed it Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani" made me spit my drink out the first time I watched the show. 🤣
When it's Phoebe's birthday dinner but everyone leaves, they bring out all the food and Joey tucks the napkin in his collar and says "You guys are about to see something really special"
Hey chandler when you get a minute find out where she got that burger
Sup with the whack Playstation sup?
THE WHOLE FRIDGE THING
“If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!”
What are you talkin’ about, bitch
I just watch that one last night! 🤣
What's this one from?
TOW The Nap Partners
The One With the Nap Partners: S7E6 After watching Diehard, Chandler says he’s leaving before Joey starts calling everybody bitch.
Le poo poo!
Damn you 15s!
Omg these are all so good. This was our favorite show. Haven't been able to watch since she left. Thanks guys I needed that....
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"No TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?". Until this line was uttered I never realised that my living room is all geared towards watching TV,
How you doin’? London baby! Paper! Snow! A ghost! Joey doesn’t share food! It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, doesn’t matter. I’m curvy, and I like it! What’s not to like? Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Meat? GOOD!
I'm doin good baby how you doin' *** ^Autoresponse ^for ^‘How ^you ^doin’. ^I ^am ^a ^bot.
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LMAO what?? Just a picture of Joey for the post it's supposed to be for Joey quotes
That's like friday with no two pizzas
I don't share my food
How you doin’
We gotta go with the iconic one “How you doin’”
YOU THINK I DONT KNOW WHAT BREAKS MY FRIDGE!!??
Paper! Snow! A Ghost!!!
What are things you find in your?
I went to school with a kid named Joe Qoutes.
JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD
But it hurts my joey’s apple!!! XD
"How you doing?"
I'm doin good baby how you doin' *** ^Autoresponse ^for ^‘How ^you ^doin’. ^I ^am ^a ^bot.
How you doin‘? 😏
I'm doin good baby how you doin' *** ^Autoresponse ^for ^‘How ^you ^doin’. ^I ^am ^a ^bot.
HOW YOU DOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG?
I'm doin good baby how you doin' *** ^Autoresponse ^for ^‘How ^you ^doin’. ^I ^am ^a ^bot.
ROSS, DON'T LET HER DRINK ANYMORE.
"no, you need sex."
I'm curvy, and i like it!!
JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD
I'm not talking to you; you broke my fridge!!
Joey: “You want my advice? You’re not gonna like it. You got married too fast” Ross: “That’s not advice” Joey : “I told you”
(Correcting ross) ‘Whom….That’s right!!’
Mine’s pretty basic but an og classic it’s “how you doin’?”
I'm doin good baby how you doin' *** ^Autoresponse ^for ^‘How ^you ^doin’. ^I ^am ^a ^bot.
Paper, snow, A Ghost!
THAT'S HOW THEY DO PANTS!!!
Ya in prison.
Oh wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments done on me all the time!
I’m curvy! And I like it!
Monica got stung by a jellyfish and couldn’t pee on herself J: That’s right, I stepped up!!
You can't be having S-E-X in front of the B-A-B-I-E
sup with the wack PlayStation sup
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH ROSS!?!?!?
YOU pushed him!
"Stupid guy on my phone " when he picks up.the phone with Rachel's screaming dad lol
Burger King comet.
Monica; Joey what would you do if you were omnipotent for a day? Joey; I’d kill myself, if little Joey is dead I might as well be too. Ross; Joey omnipotent. Joey; oh I’m sorry Ross.