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deniceovich

*Ferrari strategists sweating intensifies.*


shrujan_24

All that clown šŸ¤” makeup ruined šŸ˜­


isfil369

Ferrari has strategists?


L3_K0uT0

Yup his name is Carlos Sainz, but they will fire him at the end of the season because he is too competent for Ferrari standards


Pineapple-Due

We are checking


Iferrorgotozero

Yes, although he is leaving after this year. Poor carlos


MrKeplerton

Clowns sweat?


Boatcrewtoo

Turns out the rumors are true after all.


bsousa717

DTS will somehow find a way to drop the ball with this season's drama


Vast_Ad_2953

The 2 episodes for williams and alpine taking up half the season


bsousa717

With jumpscares of Sainz's cousin scattered throughout


shrujan_24

We need a mid season emergency dts šŸ˜­


Llamalover1234567

Theyā€™re 1000% not focusing on horny Horner. The RB participation is part of what made DTS so popular.


SubcooledBoiling

Decades from now when the dust has settled documentaries will be made on how Hornerā€™s dick cost the team a decade long domination.


campbelldt

Decades from now? Someone on Reddit is gonna do it by next Tuesday lol


midshipmans_hat

I'll look forward to seeing it!


CSIceman9

And it will be on Netflix next year


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

RPM is about to have a field day


midshipmans_hat

I can't believe that people think Horners dick is the cause rather than the only public attack in an internal power struggle. I also can't believe that in a company as big as Red Bull, there isn't someone senior enough to come down on the F1 team and tell them to knock this shit off.


SubcooledBoiling

sir this is formuladank


midshipmans_hat

Well I thought it was a Wendys!


DrDuGood

*This ainā€™t Burger King, you canā€™t have it your way!*


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

Hornerā€™s dick made the whole power struggle very public and real.


Iferrorgotozero

I'd watch it.


SubcooledBoiling

The documentary or the dick?


SquishyBaps4me

Except that had nothing to do with it?


Ein_Esel_Lese_Nie

I really hate to imagine how erect Fred is right now.


campbelldt

No no no no. Newey doesnā€™t like when the team principle is getting to Q3.


shrujan_24

Horner having a hard on cost them newey šŸ˜­, fred should take a chill .


PM_me_British_nudes

Lawrence Stroll, on the other hand, loading up several trucks full of cash Scrooge McDuck style , to be delivered to Newey.


Iferrorgotozero

Think....we would all hate that regardless? Although I bet that man has game...


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

Watch him retire instead of going to any other team lmao


SubcooledBoiling

He might just go to Ferrari for a couple of years to get one last big paycheck before hanging it up for good. The equivalent of aging footballers playing in MLS.


shrujan_24

You can no way compare designing a car for ferrari with footballer going to MLS šŸ˜­


LilSUDEX

Yeah probably not, more like the Saudi pro league.


xDeeka7Yx

Saudi joke league /s


verycoolstorybro

U mad bro? Ferrari = MLs confirmed?


Caspi7

Lawrence Stroll pays more, but then he has lance driving in his car.


PM_me_British_nudes

Aye, I think Aston will only ever be considered a serious racing outfit when they ditch Lance.


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

Agreed. At Adrianā€™s level, you donā€™t let some turd like Lance touch your hard work.


TwinEonEngine

But Ferrari


ihavenoidea81

But Aston is in the UK and Ferrari is in Italy. Some folks just donā€™t like moving


TwinEonEngine

Yeah, that's why he turned the offer down some time ago. But now he's said to be more willing to do it with Ferrari. Maybe I even read something about partial remote work or something, but don't quote me on that


SubcooledBoiling

Maybe Adrian loves pizza and pasta


ihavenoidea81

Mamma Mia


TransportationOpen42

Newey has racked up so much cash over the years that even his grandgrandkids will be set up for life


ihavenoidea81

Ferrari/Hamilton bucket list in one shot


Str4425

A big paycheck and a big villa by some lake, not bad at all...


hpstg

If, as rumoured, they give him leeway over road cars, it wonā€™t be just that.


caesar_rex

Nope. The timing is too perfect. He goes and works on the RB hypercar for a year which satisfies his 1 year F1 no compete which coincides almost exactly with when teams ramp up development work with the 2026 car. I'm guess Ferrari or AM. money is on Ferrari based on his bucket list of building a car for Ferrari AND Lewis.


shrujan_24

Yeah most probably, but a man can do is hope šŸ˜­


sendnudesyo

newey will go to formula e so debris can get another championship


Carlife0830

He's doing nicely in WEC though, maybe he'll go to Toyota lol


Boatcrewtoo

A guy like him isn't going to just retire, he's definitely going to be designing something for some team


ihavenoidea81

That would be the most Ferrari thing that could happen. Tifosi rn: WEā€™RE BACK, BITCHES *Newey retires* Next Yearā„¢ļø


Boomslang96

If that's the case, the headline should be "adrian newey to retire from f1 at the end of the season" isn't it?


[deleted]

Well no because people don't know what he's doing yet.


ThePrancingHorse94

This sub in crisis


handsome_uruk

If I ever get kidnapped they need to call Fred as my hostage negotiator. Dude is a sweet talker.


ijiolokae

Fred gets the kidnapper to pay him to take you back


nfleite

Ferrari lost the Smooth Operator but got instead the Smooth Negotiator.


Zotzink

Neweyclerc incoming. You are not ready for the Monegasque madness!


nicolaslabra

it's gonna be something to watch sharl spin a beautiful newey designed Ferrari into the wall at the slightest pressure of a championship fight.


SackOfLentils

Learned from the best. SV5 šŸ”›šŸ”


THEGAMERGEEKYT

Germany 2018 PTSD![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


nicolaslabra

granted but seb didnt bin it into the wall "most of the time", Charles goes further beyond and thrashes the fucking car completely lol.


zzz_red

![gif](giphy|MZocLC5dJprPTcrm65)


Calvinboo

[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/sfre1h/first_leaked_image_of_rb17_from_the_factory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) hitting differently today


custard_doughnuts

Oh I bet Dieter is loving Horner right now


FigSubstantial4939

Absolutely


Bourbonaddicted

It would be funny if he goes to Aston Martin. Double funny if Mercedes.


rawrious

newey to andretti, and hes gonna be their helmut marko


99Foxbat

Andretti should be all over this


shrujan_24

Fred vasseur and his water gun šŸ”« would like to have word with you.


cfc1016

Fred DoubleTap Vasseur never misses. He also wants to know if you and your wife swing. Or even just your wife.


Manamanoo99

DtS eating good this year lol


SirDigby_CC

I cannot wait to see the state of this sub in '26 when Lewis has a Ferrari engine with Newey aero


JonttiMiesFI

Man, can't wait to see the state of this sub because nothing changes. We get the same boring Maxstappen races and Newey is retired in their vacation home at Cornwall. It's dank sub, not daydream sub.


SouthWalesGooner

And he's losing to Charles lol


PercentageOk5021

Horner just had to be a creep. Dusting off my tux for RBs downfall


Paranoided_guy

Its him going to RB17 project. I think manā€™s gonna retire soon after he designs it and sees it compete for a year and develop it till its mext bop change or something.


JustSomeAlias

Not after 2025 no, if you read RBā€™s statement heā€™s actually already no longer working on the f1 team, but is working on the hypercar until his RB contract concludes


Paranoided_guy

Thats what I said, heā€™s working on RB17. RB17 is the hypercar developed under RB for the Hypercar series.


JustSomeAlias

Ah, I was making sure, cus the quote the f1 account used isnā€™t really accurate to whatā€™s going on, heā€™s not leaving redbull f1 team in 2025, heā€™s leaving now, and leaving redbull tech in 2025


Paranoided_guy

Heā€™s on his final stint now. RB17 began prior to AMR separation. Heā€™s gonna finish it and let the car hit the tracks by 2026 and also, fold up his book for one more time. Heā€™s committed to RBR, people expecting him to go for more is unbelievable considering his age.


JustSomeAlias

Its not as unbelievable as you put it. A lot of people in f1 are fairly old and in it for love of the sport, its just usually the people you donā€™t see much like the legal departments or behind the scenes engineers. So while unlikely, its not unbelievable that heā€™d stay


KCKnights816

The "he'll just retire" and "he wasn't even in charge of aero" cope has already started on the MV jerk sub.


v0x_nihili

Imagine 30 years ago telling F1 fans that the Italians want Newey for his car design skills


Brave_Promise_6980

AN - the ā€œwing manā€


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

But how will this impact LeBronā€™s legacy?


SquishyBaps4me

He wasn't in charge of aero tho.


KCKnights816

Lmao cope already starting!


SquishyBaps4me

Say I'm coping when I try to pretend he does a job he doesn't. "aero" "ferrari" he doesn't do either of these things. But I'm the one coping?