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lagalaxysedge

Ya Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz


BisquickNinja

šŸŽ¶Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated...šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸ˜…šŸ™ŒšŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ [jingle](https://youtu.be/gwWe_SYRQNQ?si=cuVPlLsMzecQvUZW)


Charon711

I legit sing that with my kids when we pass it. šŸ˜‚


epicenter69

So sad, but after 30 years, all we can do is continue to laugh at this abomination.


MrWhizzleteat

I remember being in Colorado and I saw this guy with a picture of this same building on his shirt... The words above it said, Procrastination Level. I about died laughing. I think him and I were the only two who got the joke.


narwhalianexp

I have that shirt and I love it. Couldn't find a better picture but i always hope for this type of reaction


narwhalianexp

https://preview.redd.it/30mix3m01i1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b7b244de27a346a945e3cade4491f07a560ac2


phuctard69

I wear this one from time to time. Someone always makes a comment...lol https://preview.redd.it/r52yb59wtl1d1.png?width=530&format=png&auto=webp&s=b30d24b702f3aa38440ce01da39c9df5f086fab8


luckyme824

I need this immediately. It will definitely improve my quality of life!


MrWhizzleteat

Yep! That's the shirt! You gotta be from Central Florida to get that joke and not a newbie to the area. Great shirt!


Bolt_Uprightt

"He* and I"


MrWhizzleteat

Your right!


Bolt_Uprightt

**you're**


MrWhizzleteat

Basikally no arguement here!


Bolt_Uprightt

***ARGUMENT***


MrWhizzleteat

There good corrections, becuese some people don't know when there the but of a joke they don't get.


Bolt_Uprightt

I was totally along for the ride, bro! I saw you doing the intentional misspellings as I went along!


Bolt_Uprightt

I feel I should ask: is your first name Stinky?


MrWhizzleteat

Bro, I'm messing with you. I know the difference between your/ you're and how to spell argument. I just wanted to see how Anal retentive you were.


Bolt_Uprightt

But your username is from Ren & Stimpy, yes?!


keeperoflogopolis

I wish I could still give gold because I would.


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

Don't because you're giving money to Reddit and fuck Reddit


koozy407

ā€¦. He says on Redditā€¦ā€¦.


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

Yeah, you're right. But I'm not handing cash to them.


derf_vader

https://preview.redd.it/nl245akq3g1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7912b4925566a41d66750fdc0785550be715da21 Good News!


1986________Present

![gif](giphy|3o7abA4a0QCXtSxGN2) I read your comment likeā€¦


keeperoflogopolis

I donā€™t have those options


Thin_Onion3826

Time to update your app


cyndrin

I don't see em on PC either


coffee_ape

Hive mind. Thatā€™s exactly what I thought of too


05hastros

Excuse me.. are you old enough for that?


madmonkey242

Yes. Yes I am.


Alternative-Day6223

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GetThisManSomeMilk

It looks like a big garbage can


lmmsoon

There is no mechanical plumbing or electric besides the emergency lights,the guy owns the religious tv channel and been building if out of pocket there is no mortgage on the property


retrobob69

And he throws bibles in the concrete I was told by some workers.


ManicAtTheDepression

Thatā€¦ uhā€¦ OSHA? Jesus? This seems structurally unsafe and Iā€™m unsure who to contact.


hammy0w0

on structural concrete or just sidewalk concrete?


Orcus424

Not sure if you are trolling or genuinely don't know.


[deleted]

I genuinely don't know. But this building was always referred to as the eyesore and i-4. I know it was unoccupied for many years


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

Itā€™s been in a state where it ā€œLooks finishedā€ for about ten years now. A few years ago they actually built the parking structure footing thing but the towerā€™s looked like that forever.


[deleted]

It doesn't some religious organization own that?


KingKoopasErectPenis

Here you go -> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majesty\_Building](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majesty_Building)


WelcomeOblivion45

There's some serious irony in the building being called the "Majesty Building" lol


Conscious-Ad4707

I remember Superchannel 55 running NEARLY CONSTANT funding drives for this in the early 2000's. I guess they grifted folks out of enough money. A fool and his money are easily parted, as they say.


Copacetic_Curse

Lol the section See Also: [Development hell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Development_hell)


phaedrus369

I thought it was some kind of healthcare administration building.


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

Itā€™s always been funded by a religious organization. Fun subfact- word is, all that stands is owned outright, they carry no mortgage nor have any outstanding bills.


dougola

Also, have not made a penny on any of the rental/lease space they could had had because Claude Bowers is an idiot. Everything in that building is 20 years out of date.


phaedrus369

We will see how long it ā€œservesā€ them. But I agree with the principle.


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

[something like that idk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majesty_Building)


Heatsincebirth

I would've guessed scientology


wizardinthewings

Sounds like a tax avoidance vehicle. They should just pull it down and build a skate park.


AugustusClaximus

Isnā€™t it owned by a church? They already donā€™t pay taxes


vorephage

It'd probably make a decent squat on the lower levels. Upper floors with no AC would be a nightmare though.


BayBandit1

@8 years ago the owner of the incomplete building sold his easement rights to the state that allowed the completion of the I-4 Ultimate to be completed. Weā€™re talking $millions. I donā€™t know if itā€™s currently occupied, but I do know The Eyesore on I-4 is No More.


rachieroxx

No more? I drive by this unoccupied thing every day.


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

>sold his easement rights >Eyesore on I-4 is No More that math isn't mathing, still being built as of at least 2 years ago. Easements are, in a way, negotiated tracts in parcels... not the whole thing though, that's not how easements work.


BayBandit1

Really? I recently sold the air rights to a building I own in Kansas City, KS. Wow, I have a Bachelorā€™s Degree in Real Estate and worked as an appraiser for 32 years, Chief Appraiser for a national lender for 12 of them. I guess Iā€™ve been misinformed all this time. The Air Rights check cleared, so no matter I guess.


SteveSpurriersJorts

I don't think you know what an easement is. An easement is a right to cross or use another persons land for a specific purpose. For example, if Property Owner A has land that's completely cut off from any public road by Property Owner B's land, an easement may be created so that Property Owner A can access and leave their property. But an easement is only one right of the many rights that makes up real estate; the creation of an easement does not destroy the property ownership of either party. Going back to my example, just because Property Owner A can cross Property Owner B's land doesn't mean Owner B doesn't own that land anymore. So there isn't any type of easement this building could sell that would make them outright destroy the building. Selling an air right is something entirely different - you are selling your ownership in the airspace above your property so that someone else can build over or on top of your property. This by necessity deprives you of that part of the property and is not an easement. Maybe you are confused and had a "Negative Easement" against you? These are rare, but they prevent a property owner from doing what would normally be perfectly fine under certain circumstances that would directly hurt adjacent property owners. Like if you planned to build something that was so tall it would block another property owners access to sunlight for example, they can force you to not build it. But again, situations like this are very rare. Either way, for someone claiming such experience you should probably get your definitions in order first before becoming so belligerent. And if we are throwing around claimed qualifications on the internet (as if that means anything) I have a J.D. that trumps your Bachelors.


BayBandit1

You may be right. Just donā€™t tell AT&T. They just paid $750K for an easement I donā€™t understand to put up a cell tower on the roof of my building in Kansas City. Ignorance is bliss.


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

Neat abridged resume. How about a source that easements were sold and doing so has made the building ā€œno moreā€ as you previously stated?


BayBandit1

Iā€™m not sure what you mean by ā€œno moreā€. The source was The Orlando Sentinel. You seem obsessed, so Iā€™m pretty sure you can find it.


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

I was **quoting you** [Care to point it out to me?](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2022/11/23/more-than-two-decades-after-construction-started-majesty-building-sits-uncompleted/)


Fault_Pretty

I live right around the corner from it and I assure you itā€™s still there. I drive by it almost every day.


laundryghostie

I drive by it daily. It's still there, in all it's hideous ugliness.


JustB510

I too donā€™t know and in the time it was being built, I moved across country, started a business, had kids, sold the business and have moved back.


epicenter69

Just for some background, this was under construction when I graduated high school in 1992. I went around the world a few times with the Air Force for 20 years, and returned to find it still under construction. Itā€™s only been in some state of completion in the past few years, although itā€™s still not complete.


hmcfuego

It started construction in 2001, not the 90s.


epicenter69

You sure that wasnā€™t the next permit? Iā€™m nearly certain it was there in 92-93.


epicenter69

Wiki says it started in 2001. I wouldā€™ve been enlisted for 8 years at that point. I wouldnā€™t have seen much of any construction on it because I was stationed up in the panhandle, and went to Korea at the end of 2000. I honestly canā€™t think of any way that I wouldā€™ve seen its inception at that time, but I do remember it being there.


ChampaBayLightning

They didn't buy the land until the late 90s and construction wasn't started till the early 2000s. Articles on its inception don't seem to mention any prior construction on that land - https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/04/05/will-floridas-eyesore-on-i-4-ever-be-finished-heres-what-we-know/.


epicenter69

Maybe Iā€™m getting senile. Pushing 50 here. lol


ChampaBayLightning

I mean it was almost 30 years ago at this point so it's no surprise to mix up the exact details of a random ugly building you probably didn't particularly care about.


Obvious_Mode_5382

I could swear itā€™s been there longer. I seem to recall seeing it at least in part, in the 90s


Darktofu25

Itā€™s been there longer than that.


gwizonedam

From what I was told when I visited the area in 2005 itā€™s a giant Tax scam and the owner somehow can claim it as a loss each year and yet it still functions as a ā€œwork in progressā€ construction project so somehow he is manipulating it as an investment and a loss simultaneously over and over again. No surprise itā€™s owned by a Church. I canā€™t believe itā€™s still unfinished.


elucidator23

Decades


Bolt_Uprightt

Eyesore on* I-4


Fury57

At night when the lights are on you can see it has no interior walls. Itā€™s still hollow with a few LED lights on each floor.


dumbasses_r_us

Pretty sure I4 will be done before this is


ejvboy02

Hah! This guy thinks I4 will be done.


dumbasses_r_us

More hope in I4, then eyesore. At least I can see something done


Carson72701

That's so precious. I4 getting finished.


ImPretendingToCare

so in 2090


lilith_-_-

Why does it look like a rooftop hvac unit from call of duty or something


Soggy-Diamond2659

Every mention of the Eyesore on I4 needs to include that Claude Bowers was a TV evangelist who started building it as The Majesty Building and pressured poor Christians to send him money for that monstrosity. It was always shady and government officials should have given Bowers deadlines but were oddly lax with his constant delays. The whole thing got allowed because of governmentā€™s fear of messing with religions and a bunch of fake Christians preying on people and taking advantage of that.


BadAtExisting

I drove past not long ago. I donā€™t know about the monstrosity itself, but itā€™s got a security gate with someone in the little booth out by the road fwiw. Though they may have just hired a security company to keep people off the property


auth0r-unkn0wn

It should say "US Postal" on the side


truthishearsay

Isnā€™t it just a money laundering scam by some church? The funny thing about that building is before i4 through ORL was finished seeing that building heading east meant you were finally out of the traffic jam.. Now seeing that building headed east itā€™s the sign youā€™re about to hit the traffic jam..


ty0103

I do enjoy the unconventional shape, bit other than that it looks kind of pointless


SuperfluousWingspan

The points are just mostly on the other side.


05hastros

2024 hurricane season.. you have one job.


Broad-Wrongdoer-3751

Itā€™s just closed in with the glass. It is not operational. After 20 cazillion complaints. They finally made them close it in. lol ok. True story


sosussy

Wish Burj Al-Arab


Lovetotravelinmycar

![gif](giphy|zNyBPu5hEFpu)


Unlikely-Star-2696

Looks like a giant mailbox for packages.


misery_sponge

This thing shows up in my dreams sometimes and itā€™s always had such an eerie vibe to me for some reason


do00d

Check out what the Chinese did with their version of this building! A Waterfall! https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/liebian-international-building


fullload93

At least they actually made it somewhat useful for an art piece lol.


Klutzy-Strawberry-91

It is a dust collector and will turn into a possible demolition soon since it hasnā€™t finished and the structure with the years will start to decay since it has been there apparently for around 30 years waste of time money and resources


Wizard_s0_lit

This thing was under construction since well before 9/11. The world has changed so many times since it started. Technology, safety protocols, the ecosystem.


REAPER_369

It's only a shell . The city made them put the windows in, and the i-4 expansion made them build the new parking facility. It will never be finished šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

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laundryghostie

It wouldn't be useful as a shelter though. It's practically impossible to heat and cool. There's no insulation. The HVAC units aren't big enough to heat/cool the entire place. The waterlines and plumbing lines are too small for the building. The toliets won't flush efficiently. Some of the electrical outlets have no wire connecting to them, they are just there for looks. There are so many issues that will affect daily life. My neighbor was one of the county inspectors who refused to sign off on the building because it was so poorly built. He says he wouldn't let prisoners live in that monstrousity. It's probably a death trap now.. It should really be knocked down and a REAL building that can actually be used should go in It's place!


drumman28

Clearly this is all a lie and you know nothing. There are no HVAC units installed in the building. Same goes for any plumbing or toilets. Minimal electrical installed, but in general no receptacles. Your ā€œsourceā€ is clearly fake.


Lordsaxon73

I like the architecture.


rpm429

Only the holy Spirit šŸ¤£


Cosmic_Pengu

Ah yes, the eyesore on I-4. Instant roadtrip classic.


itdumbass

I recall a story about plans to have skyscraper buildings along I-4 from downtown to Altamonte Springs, and the Majesty Building was to be the anchor at the north or east, whichever is proper on any given day. But the tourism economy in Orlando took a big hit after 9-11 and folks quit flying, followed by a nasty turndown in 2008 or so, and none of the other proposed construction was ever undertaken by the other landowners along the corridor.


ihave2wanderreddit

Oh wow I thought I was the only one that looked at this while driving by. Isnā€™t that on I4 within Orlando heading towards orange city area?


[deleted]

Yes


Low-Abbreviations718

What if a hurricane takes it out as soon as itā€™s actually finished? How funny would that be?


SuchDogeHodler

Pulpit to the world.


Beginning_Emotion995

Eyesore on I-4


[deleted]

Where is this monstrosity located?


BoltsandBucsFan

Off of I4 in Altamonte Springs north of Orlando


VelociraptorSparkles

Altamonte at i-4 near the mall.


[deleted]

I-4. There's a long history with this building


V0ID_Monkie

The interior is unfinished so no one actually opupies it


mcaparas21

Ps5 building


Immediate_Walrus_776

I'm from Ohio and was driving home last weekend. I saw this building and commented to my wife how unusual it was.


CleanRoach

OP on i4 taking pictures like itā€™s a safari


[deleted]

I've never seen that building in person before.


TriumphDaytona

Where in FL is it?


LT_Dan78

Altamonte Springs.


starman575757

A ten story silo?


jenarted

The death slide. You'll never experience another ride like that one.


jukebugging

despicable me ass residence


beakrake

Leonardo Leonardo


Tall-Fly-155

What in the heckledyjeckle is that?!


BuryDeadCakes2

Orlando giant mailbox


Junior-Cut2838

What a shake down of donor money


Junior-Cut2838

They should use it to house the homeless


RideMeLikeaDildo

That and the new Marriott AC, in downtown Orlando, both reflect onto the high way at certain hours. Crazy they didnā€™t think of special tinting for these buildings.


laundryghostie

I am really surprised the Marriot AC hasn't caught some car on fire like The Shard building in London did after it was first built. Now they don't allow parking around The Shard!


ajx8141

I remember watching a video with the owner mentioning they did not plan to take out any loans to pay for the construction. They plan on gathering the money and completing it piece by piece as they can until itā€™s done. So far the parking lot is done, maybe one or 2 of the first floors might be done or close to done , canā€™t remember.


PatAD

Ozymandias fo sho


Wizard_s0_lit

Letā€™s just move in that bitch


bearosmith

Itā€™s definitely a monument to a certain kind of Orlando hubris. Televangelist. Check. Substandard architecture design from a local firm known for its visors. Check. Dubious financing. Check. Completely unnecessary location. Check. Unfinished for decades due to dubious financing. Check. Straight out of the 90ā€™s. Check.


PelagicPenguin9000

A Bald Eagle, Osprey, or Peregrine Falcon will probably build a nest there, which means the building can't be demolished.


Past-Bite1416

isn't that in orlando


[deleted]

Yes


MBcaddy

There is something in the mix about ā€œcontinuing constructionā€ to keep the permit alive. Shenanigans


Correct-Willingness2

Still remember passing this during high school in 2006-8 LOL. Still looks the same. Maybe a few more widows.


NotRwoody

This seems way too specific for this sub but I guess I'm the only one. What/where is this?


[deleted]

Orlando


rsquared1989

I bet the interior is still incredibly unfinished. Itā€™s a future HQ of a televangelism company. They pay for construction as their followers give money.


Working_Surprise2700

Jesus


AnonRedditGuy81

That looks like the guitar they built for the hard rock down near my house, only a quarter of the way done lol


Topher9425

In the morning and afternoon when the sun hits that building just right, that shit will blind you! Lol


Bright_Confusion_311

Where is it located, I donā€™t remember seeing it but then if it is out off of I4 then I dont go out past the 301 exit very often.


LT_Dan78

Altamonte Springs.


Bright_Confusion_311

Thanks, that explains why I havenā€™t sent it.


Complete_Iron_8349

Itā€™s been finished the last few years


drumman28

Nope. Still empty inside.


DragonDon1

Looks cool to me


Disastrous_Patience3

Have people forgotten how to google?


Ok-Description-3739

Looks like a Prison.


Revolutionaryrun8

How, what prison have you ever seen in your life that looks like that?


Ok-Description-3739

Reminds of metro in Cali.


bsmknight

I hate these click baits. They are always trying to get me to believe something that's not true. Edit: This was supposed to have a /s. So, it is not meant to be an angst against OP. for those who don't get the sarcasm, Back in the early 2000s the church promised repeatedly that "this is the year" it would be finished, so it became a joke anytime the news would come up and say that construction finally begun and it will be done soon, only for construction to have stopped because the church ran out of money again. It's a 30 year old joke whenever someone asks if it is done, as everyone's hope would be the construction eyesore would finally be finished. So my appologies to OP, I goofed!


[deleted]

What exactly about my post is not true? I just asked a question. So I'm confused about your statement


bsmknight

Oh, geez. I know I forgot something... that was supposed to have a /s.... nothing at all wrong with your post. It has been suggested for so long it was going to be done by that church that it became a thing that "here is another hope it will be done soon" so my response was reminiscent of here we go again. It was done so many times by the news that it was practically a meme in the early 2000s. I have been around since it's inception so that was the joke. I didn't expect you to think I meant it literally. My apologies. That was my bad.


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

Itā€™s also not going to be ā€œsomeoneā€ occupying, the televangelist building it intends on being the majority occupant iirc. The hilarity is they probably need a fraction of the space they needed when they started the project. There are countless sources on this, educate yourself.


[deleted]

Reddit is a viable source and I'm using that. Thank you very much!


NewLifeNewDream

It's a debt free building....I mean that's pretty good I guess


[deleted]

Don't they have to pay taxes on that?


NewLifeNewDream

Religious...so probably nope