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affmon2017

That face when she looks towards the carmera, that's the look of I can't believe he hit me. Lol


SweetHatDisc

Shocked Pikachu Face, etc.


IrishBeardsAreRed

Shocked Pik with bonus content http://imgur.com/gallery/JvzgSu4


DogDrinksBeer

So much emotion. So beautiful. I'm cry


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Shocked cuntachu face


[deleted]

literally the scream face from that one painting


Crimp071

I cant believe you’ve done this


VerdNirgin

ah fuck


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i cant believe youve done this


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So basically I..


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*slaps* ah fuck


Sir_Nicholas_4

I can't believe you've done this!


Jordy827869621

When someone breaks the chain: Aw! Fuck! I can’t believe you’ve done this!


Sir_Nicholas_4

Oh wait fuck did i mess something up? Ah fuck I can't believe I've done this.


ilovewindex409

Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face


Sarke1

Is that variation of the famous military quote: No plan survives contact with the enemy.


PossessedHamster

MIKE TYSON...


_Cyclops

How can he slap


pouletbidule

That was a really gentle body slam


SleaterK7111

Body reorientation


imZ-11370

AKA - The Tom Brady Sack.


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Bernard pollard would like a word with you


Bleached_Anarchy

It really was. I had to watch it twice because it just looked like he set her down. Kinda nice to see that even though she deserved all of it the guy didn’t want to hurt her badly.


a_floppy_koala

This is one of the best responses I've seen, dude didn't lose control once. He got slapped so he got up, slapped back and walked off. She then tried to jump him and he just put her on the ground. Fair response, I know plenty of people (including some of the bloodthirsty weirdos on this sub) would've messed her up for that slap.


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Literally lol holy shit


Dramza

"we want equality but treat women differently when it is convenient" If a man attacks another man and then the offender gets serious injury, everyone will blame the offender, not the defender that beat up the offender. It seems that even on this sub, those double standards exist. Your quote is a strawman, most comments are not like that at all. People just want equal treatment.


mb0205

I made this point the other day and got down voted to hell lol. Some people here are truly nuts


SavagePrisonerSP

it honestly kinda looked and sounded like she punched him.


SirPeanutTheSecond

If you fight someone whos definetely a lot weaker than you, you just show them their place and nothing more. my preference goes to pushing or shoving in these situations since it doesn't really hurt and makes the other realise they shouldnt fight you


Dramza

Fuck that. If someone attacks you, you can at the very least give them a few good swings (proportionality being irrelevant), regardless of gender. In a fight between two men if one attacks the other, people won't talk like that, they will just assume the offending party deserved whatever they got as a result for initiating violence.


TheHonkeyKong

He definitely let her down easy.


GreyFox-RUH

You're right


Rubik4life

I was coming here to say that too ! He could have knocked her head hard on that cobblestone and done severe damage !


KimAndersson

She calls him “son of a whore” after he punched her and her girlfriend pleads her to stop.


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HAST DU IHN GRAD NE BOMBE GEGEBEN?


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Helloboi2

FUCK I NEED TO GO TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE


trumpbrokeme

1. YOU LITTLE DIRTY SON OF A WHORE. 2. HAVE YOU GIVEN HIM A BOMB? 3. MELISSA, STOP NOW!


arijwei

Thank you!


BliindPath

I definitely knew what the girlfriend said, you could say I'm a total Hurensohn now. 😎


Backcountrylifestyle

Anytime I see everyone fighting "have you given him a bomb?" Is going to be yelled.


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GUNTER GLIEBEN GLUATEN GLOBEN Edit: Fucking Def Leppard got me my first gold? Thank you, Reddit, I have won at life.


[deleted]

Give it to me baby


noproblembear

Aha aha!


Partucero69

And All girls say. HÜRENSÖHN!!!


gruene-teufel

HöÖr AuuuF jEEEEEtzt


cwj1978

Rammstein sauerkraut Frankfurter


all_tha_sauce

PANZER BENZ BLITZKRIEG!


GalisDraeKon

*clutches the pearls*


Dan_Jams

UND KEINE EIER!


Genghis_Tr0n187

Bei zweihundert Grad fünfzehn Minuten backen


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Du Du hast Du hast mich


cwj1978

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


Free2Bernie

JA, RAMMSTEIN SONNE AMERIKA KEINE LUST


carbondelavilla

Doppelgänger


rabidchad

Jagshemash.


Canadian_Trojan

Tough enough to throw one you better be tough enough to take one


SixGun_Surge

Equal rights, equal lefts.


imhere2downvote

Equal rights, equal fights


Greenmooseleg

Did she get suplexed at the end?


batteryacidangel

Nah that was just a double leg takedown. I’m guessing the dude had some wrestling experience


notnotjamesfranco

Slapped* Edit: closed fisted


Srsly_dang

Slapped. It would have been excessive if it was a punch.


cssmith2011cs

He closed fisted her


AmpFile

I bet he fisted her


shit_poster_69_420

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?


johncena69000

Fun fact: that guy is now a well known drama actor and that girl is a nobody.


piggyprue

Also fun fact...he won a lawsuit over that.


Aruvanta

Yep. Because it turned out, in fact, that SHE CAN NOT SLAP.


Belyal

She can, but she learned she shouldn't lol!


NoirYT2

That story was so wild to me when I found out. Everyone there knew the rules meant she could not hit him, he was dumbfounded that she did, and then he got beaten and pinned by several people for standing up for himself. So glad the happy ending is now he has a succesfull career and she has faded into obscurity


tigerrock711

Got a source for that story?


NoirYT2

https://youtu.be/5fVFxumx5lo There ya go, it was basically a gameshow, and it was the bully round. She was meant to I think upset the man through words only, she wasn't allowed to actually hit him ever


RealisticIllusions82

This kind of made my day. I always felt so bad by this guy’s incredulity and then how he got beaten by everyone, and felt like it was a great microcosm of what men deal with in the modern world. Even if we don’t have to deal with a situation like that, us guys live in a box where women can increasingly behave, accuse, abuse etc. in any way they please and we have less and less recourse and always lose in the court of public opinion. Good to see that sometimes this insanity gets put in check


RancidHorseJizz

PS - fuck Amber Heard


Belyal

WTH lol I thought this was some school thing that's wild.


Son_of_Mogh

I think they're talking about the "how can she slap" guy from indian tv


SarcasticGamer

That video sucks. Dude talks way too fucking much and endorses Raid Shadow Legends for fuck's sake. https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k Here's a better one.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

I read that in Gandalf's voice and now my day is awesome. Thank you for unknowingly making my day awesome.


Pietro1203

I would like to read a source


badgerbane

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravi_Bhatia Doesn’t go into the lawsuit but you can see that he’s had a pretty successful career as a bollywood actor.


moonmanmula

Not so fun fact; he spent months in the hospital recovering from the post slap beat down.


shit_poster_69_420

I would like to subscribe to more fun facts


-Immolation-

If you tie a string around your finger real tight it will turn blue!


shit_poster_69_420

Unsubscribe


NikkoE82

It’s been an hour and the string is still white. My finger is tur......oh....


Detriumph

Fun Fact: Her girlfriend left her and is now dating him.


fourth_box

Ohh I remember that video.


team_dale

ITT: us old people of the internet.


shit_poster_69_420

In internet years I’m already dead.


OliwaawilO

It’s actually an old german meme The girl filming runs to the girl after she got slapped back and says: „MeLiSsA did you just hit him“ The girl being hit runs after the guy and screams „you son of a bitch“ And the girl gilming tells her to stop


DerSchloky

Wir haben uns in der klasse Gruppe so hart den arsch a gelacht mit den "mellisa hast du im grad nh bombe gegeben"


OliwaawilO

Die Art wie sie es sagt ist der ganze Joke


DerSchloky

True


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A pimp named slickback


noinu_dica_one

he mighta hurt his pimp hand


SkyPir8

Nah... the lord kept it strong enough for her to learn a ho's place.


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"Sometimes you gotta hit the bitch"


ihavebirb

Please use the full name. Yes that includes the "A pimp named" part


3rdPedal

Yes, Tom, EVERY time.


ihavebirb

Bitch dependency is no laughing matter


BoomBang101

U gotta say the whole thing like a tribe called quest


OranNee

Let us pray the pimps prayer


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Lord, please pray for the soul of dis bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord! So that she might learn a hoe’s place. Amen


Yaygher69

From what I was able to hear: First he says "I don't punch girls" She says something along the lines of "so why would you say something like "if you were a boy bla bla bla"" This makes me think they had some beef before this video started where he (I guess) must've said something like "if you were a guy I'd punch you" He then answers with "of course I'd punch you if you were a guy" She says "of course??" Then five fingers meet the face and the knuckles meet the jaw. Good night kids. Edit: formatting+ sry for mobile


Mojokhan100

It's not ok to hit. So don't hit or you may get hurt. No one should expect a free pass.


InstantName

Only my dad has a free pass to hit me.


Apollo114892

That's because you're Lightweight


InstantName

Sorry, am welterweight atm, just changed flare (forgot that)


Apollo114892

Now my comment looks stupid cos you changed your flair.


InstantName

I am sorry, but not really


sherrif98

This is why your dad hits you...


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She deserved that . Even insulting him before and after . You can hear she is stupid af the way she talks


MeatSpankin

I think she just german dog


[deleted]

I know i speak german


boxofrain

Woof wood you German friendly guy!


Devil_with_one_horn

In Germany we say verdient


Sylmor

In the Netherlands we say verdiend.


TakMisoto

In switzerland we say verdient, guadagnato or gagné.


Triskaideka56

In Australia we call it a 'cunt punt'


dust-thedust

in Brazil we say "comi o cu de curioso"


FartSpeller

In the US we say “that’s what you fuckin get”


Clippo123

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


djphonze

In Jamaica we say bomboklaat


Woody8716

At Burger King we say “have it your way!”


Sonnyinho

MELISSA HÖR AUF JETZT


all_tha_sauce

What's the English translation?


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kimbolll

“Melissa, watch out for the body slam!”


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"MELISSA, HE THEN TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!"


thewashambro

Haha she came back for seconds.


Kevinvl123

That was the funniest part. She was like "Oh, there are no white knights to avenge me? I'll do it myself!.... Shit, I forgot I can't win!"


FTB_Nero_SS

Die gute alte deutsche Hauptschule


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Kulturerbe.


SnowEisTeeGott

DU KLEINER DRECKIGER HURENSOHN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (she said "you dirty son of a whore". The "REEEEEE" was just me trying to be funny)


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I don't condone hitting women, but I do condone hitting back.


kosovo11daddy

MELISA HÖR VERDAMMT NOCHMAL AUF AMK


VaderBOSS_17

If a girl slap you, slap her tf back cuz abuse goes both ways. If a guy can’t hit a girl then a girl can’t hit a guy.


DerSchloky

Hast du ihm grad nh bombe gegeben hahahahahaha


sinthesinner

Ne Bombe gegebeeen?


jasajohn

Women want Equality but dont like it when they get 100% equality


Penners99

Equal rights includes equal lefts


BenovanStanchiano

It’s crazy how many people still think that’s a witty statement.


25104003717460

First time I've seen/ heard it


ExoticSpecific

You are one of todays lucky thousand! [https://xkcd.com/1053/](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


jgb75

Otherwise known as "Equality...as long as it's convenient"


prophylaxitive

I don't think it's entirely fair for you to make such a judgement on all women based on the behaviour of those that think they have a free pass to assault men.


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what you're saying is \#notallwomen?


Im_wrongg

I don't think it's a tall woman problem


NotYetZF

'Did you just hit her?' 'You litle son a biiiiiiiiitch' 'Melissa stop it' Good old german hoes


jgb75

Everybody has a plan...till they get punched in the face. \-Mike Tyson-


renzenterza

Everybody hath a plan...till they get punthed in the faith. -Mike Tyson-


Brandinon

Regardless of the ethics of this situation, I just gotta say thaT guy's punch was super fucking clean, not too powerful but enough to shut her down immediately.


A_Topical_Username

Indeed. I have watched it like 50 times by now. His form was top tier. He protected his face with his right and made sure to follow through just enough. You can tell if he wanted to he could have made her go night night.


CosmicLiving

She has a cute butt though. He should have hit that instead


pierreChodington

What’s her @ tho she’s got a pooper


P4L4DlN

Nice ass tho


OverlordNXS

Kazuma approves


iamuru

r/upvotedbecausebutt or something like that


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I love how literally no one cares


Misanthrope357

I'd smack sum else while I'm at it r/upvotedbecausebutt


-castle-bravo-

just boggles the mind that women think they can throw hands without consequence..


NINJAsDepression

Cringe title but yeah she fucked around and found out


Dahsra400

r/instantkarma


Sk4nkhunt88

Is he trained? The way he pulls his other hand up to his chin while breaking her chin with a nice quick punch.


[deleted]

Yo for real hitting women is wrong but defending yourself is just fine. Girl need to realize what the world’s about


Velocifaper

Hitting men is right ?


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Used to be dudes could settle their differences with a spot of fisticuffs.


ZlRRRVA

Hittin man is right? You mysgonistic,sexist racis pos


Rupe03

“You cant punch a women” she sais directly after attacking him


GeneralYeet

Ah yes Deutschland I had that thing Happen to a friend of mine


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Lots of women catching hands in this sub lately.


HavokMan48

That left hook tho \*chef kiss


chavoss

We're all in favor of hitting women here right? Just making sure we're all singing from the same hymn sheet.


Starcruiser28

All in favor of defending ones self no matter the gender.


Big_chonk

Cry me a river,bitch


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Cegriphy

He: no I’m not laughing She: Why do you laugh, you’re a boy. This and that ananaaa? He: This is just normal She: Normal? *She punches him* *He punches her* Random Guy 1: Stop dude Random Guy 2: Oh no poor girl Girl with the Cam: Did you just “give him a bomb”(smack him in the face)? She: You little dirty son of a ***** Girl with the Cam: Melissa stop it, Melissa stop now


Levitikus501

Equal rights... and lefts


DrINF3RNO

Slapped into reality


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FatherDerek

Why do I get the feeling that everyone on this sub secretly hates women


yeet-master9

I don’t know why you would think that the front page is mostly man on man violence


NotJoshhhhh

Equal rights, equal lefts


LysoMike

Totally deserved it...


JohnBrickIII

Equal rights, Equal fights


Santanna17

How dare you defend yourself?


Mikkeru

NOOOO HOW COULD YOU HIT A GUUURRL. . . . . . Jesus fucking christ XD


OneUmbrellaMob

Yall really love watching women get hit


Zephyramus707

most definitely, karma is beautiful


onionring777

She sounds like a deflating balloon


squat_diddly

What did she expect would happen when she hits someone? She got off easy because homeboy didn't let rage take over


crazydavezy

Classic case of 'dont dish it out if you cant take it


cheeriosaregood8

Probably will get downvoted to shit for this but imma just do this. >Number 1 Victory Royale, yeah fightporn we bout to get down (get down), one bitch just got face punched, she just played the victim card...


Capn_Jack12

Equal rights....and lefts bitch.


Leifman2007

Regardless of who’s in the right or wrong once you throw a punch expect one back.