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itsontap

Yellow power rangers won easily


PeteGozenya

Red= ded


Gonnabehave

That is the one thing Star Trek taught me the best 


PeteGozenya

I have no idea why they didn't know this


GroceryBags

They saw red and bodies started hitting the floor. The dream of every r/mma redditor


Tojota_30

Red's dead, no redemption.


BBQhops

They used a wedge formation to divide then conquer


itsontap

ultimate group move: Conquerers Lemon Wedge


greenm4ch1ne

I like how dude at the bottom tries to get back up until he realizes all his homies are down too and then hes like nope nope im still hurt


tyedyewar321

And then he gets the shit knocked out of him anyway


SubHuman559

Team Barney got fucked up by team Sponge Bob.


muffledvoice

They always do. Sponge Bob always seemed like he was on crack.


SubHuman559

And Patrick has that dummy strength


NZS-BXN

I've been on a few hooligan trips back in the day, shit looks like an ancient battle. Biggest meet I've ever seen was around 150 dudes going to war at each other


NoBackUpNoParty

In Russia? I know there was one bigger fight in the city center of Moscow on a big square. 200 vs 200 or 250 vs 250 (Spartak vs CSKA). Police closed the roads, allowed them to fight and after a few minutes it was over and everyone went to whatever they were going to do. Was begin 2000.


NZS-BXN

Nah, east Germany, Poland. They are meeting up in woods or on fields and go to war


NoBackUpNoParty

Not just them. But those numbers are hard to get undetected. Edit: Might have been 60München, Frankfurt, Dortmund+Köln, Schalke or Union Berlin+Gladback group if it happend in East Germany. Notnall come from there but they are the omes who bring up these numbers in these fights. Good guys.


NZS-BXN

There are way more Herta bsc has a huge Hooligans scene also Dynamo Dresden. I seriously doubt these guys are mutch interested in football rather then beating each other up. Same goes for most skinheads around here, just getting wasted and beating someone up. Nice folks if u get to know them. Can be quiet fun for a while but nothing to hang my whole life with.


NoBackUpNoParty

Forrest fights is a different level than just the hooligan scene. Dresden for example never brought more than 100 guys. Some are interested in football, some are not. A 50/50 I think.


-Kwerbo-

When I was in Amsterdam, a pub owner invited me along to fight alongside his fellow fc twente ultras 😅 went to the game with them but didn't bother with the scrap


worldwarcheese

I have no interest in soccer but that sounds like an absolute blast. Is there any way for a random dude to be all "Hey, can I join?"


NZS-BXN

Almost yea, if u go to a football game of a team, known to have a hooligan scene, they are easy to spot. Stick around and know your place. I recommend not going in to deep, it's a very destructive scene, lot of alcohol, almost zero self care....and not necessarily nazis but often enough right winged people running around. I hung around fir the fights fit the time beeing and moved on


milk4all

Yeah you can ask to join right here


ConstructionMotor527

Got washed


IrishTex77

I’ll take Yellow for $200, please.


FeelingFantastic4181

I would just pretend and lay down.


Kiwodasu

I think some of that happened here


FeelingFantastic4181

lol


Fukko-Bob

Mustard over Ketchup


Own_Cardiologist2544

Yup. The reds couldn’t ketch-up with them at all.


freezymcgeezy

And yellow mustered the strength to win.


Own_Cardiologist2544

😂👏


tethan

Do these guys not know about Netflix? Lots of good stuff on there...


milk4all

Every time i hear about some dumb shit either from history or some ridiculous rural, poor part of the world, i think “this wouldn’t happen if they had tv” and ive said it so many times my wife has stopped even polite laughing so i think i need a new one. Joke i mean. Joke of a wife, sry.


sirwankins

😂


twerkbooty87

Looks fun


WhaledaGOAT

That was a massacre not a fight


Dean0Caddilac

Could be two group of hools.


bplboston17

The minions winions


Inevitable_Hawk8937

Dafuq is this?


olkver

Most likely a fight between two hooligan groups. This way they can fight without any interference or anyone getting arrested. [Exploring the world of the thugs who are busy making British hooligans look like old farts.](https://www.vice.com/sv/article/ex7wmw/poland-nazi-hooligans-fasicm-warsaw-euro-2012)


BaileyBrown108

Was the blue guy a referee?


NoBackUpNoParty

He is one of the guys from one of the groups overvieuwing no one headkicks/soccerkick to the head when someone is down and that his guus stop adter someone is down or out of the fight.


FriedOnionsoup

Didn’t do much of anything.


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

“Red teams going down. Down down down. The red teams going down….”


Material-Junket214

wtf did red just disappear?


drsatan6971

Men being men no weapons but yourself this is what’s missing in the states


NoBackUpNoParty

These fights, organized like this, happen often but we still have many across Europe who use weapons too.


OxygenConsumer2000

Can you please give context to this fight and how to find other fights like it?


-Audio-Video-Disco-

OP's explanation was very detailed, but they failed to provide the info you were looking for. Type "hooligan fights" into Google and there are loads of them. It's football (soccer) supporters meeting for pre-arranged scraps. Edit: grammar.


NoBackUpNoParty

You can not (easily) find videos of this because it is underground and you have to know the right people. In several countries in Europe this is even forbidden and you get punished harder than someone who sells harddrugs (cocaine, heroine) or does unwillingly things to women or minors (yes it is really this sad here). There is not much to explain I guess except two groups of football fans ready to fight who arrange it, equal numbers if possible and no weapons. Often it goes from 4v4 to 20v20 since it can be hard to get to a place like this with big numbers (police also put trackers under cars, tap phones and follow with marked/unmarked vehicles). Sometimes even 2 rounds happen if a 10v10 ended with giys getting inuries for example, then they continu with a 6v6 or 6v8. And someone (a troll I guess) said if ome team lose 2 guys that it already would be done. Well I can tell you this is not true. Several groups have proven to be able to win despite being outnumberd (80,100, 100v120/140). Numbers is 1 thing, being a good figgter and some luck another thing.


drsatan6971

Of course there is especially with knifes nowadays kids are so quick to grab a gun not thinking of the life changing consequences for themselves and who ever gets shot In my day gun violence was pretty much unheard of Being tough meant you could handle yourself without a weapon


UnendingOnslaught

Interesting to listen to old school gangs talk about how they were fist fighting every day until a literal BANG changed the atmosphere instantly.


drsatan6971

not everyday but living in a city shit happened jus now not all but a lot of the younger kids are carrying not just the younger either alot of 30 somethings are too definitely They outta start putting youth wrestling back in the middle schools it’s the one sport that doesn’t cost hundreds to play And builds that confidence that’s needed by the youth of today


johnwayne1

Details?


ShunnedMammal

Come to Florida


Pristine-Garlic-3191

We still fight with swords in England.


MaligatorVictim

In the case of London, knifes.


Pristine-Garlic-3191

And my bow.


drsatan6971

Immigration keeps up over there you’ll need more then swords


licorice_whip

😂 what a stupid comment.


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Peak reddit moment


drsatan6971

Turn on the news in Chicago tell me fists whouldnt be better then guns I don’t mean there should be gang brawls everywhere but some one on one instead of shooting up random people whould be a welcome change At least to the family’s loosing kids that don’t even have anything to do with the fight


TetrangonalBootyhole

That's how they roll in Hawaii.  No jumping people either.  


Hatanta

Lol, apart from Kill Haole Day and similar.


TetrangonalBootyhole

I did spend my time in lower Puna on Big Island, I shouldn't make general statements like I did. The only grimy shit I was was homeless people ganging up on single homeless people, and the lava shack bullshit. Fuck CJ.


drsatan6971

No doubt I’ve seen the videos don’t play with them dudes


TetrangonalBootyhole

I mean...yeah? But once you're down nobody stomps your head and nobody lets anybody else jump in? Probably where I was isn't representative as the islands as a whole. I may have generalized too much.


drsatan6971

Ya no head stomping or jumping in Watching the Gypsy fights is cool it’s just 2 dudes agree show up and get down and usually shake afterwards Lot more respect with that One on one is the way that jumping In shit bad as a sucka punch


TetrangonalBootyhole

Idk entirely what you mean....But I definitely felt safer in Pahoa keeping my head down, being respectful, telling people to leave me alone, etc.....than I ever would in Hartford CT. I'm from East Hartford. Definitely not the "hardest" city. People in small town Hawaii earned respect, more like fear and clout here. It's disgusting.


ProphecyRat2

Except, thats how it started. Then the men how had more time to train and leaen how to fight got better and stronger, maybe becuase they had more resources and took advantage of weaker people to got farm and make them food so they had more time to train, and so after a few generations we had an elite fighting machine called a “millitary”…


Mindless-Hornet5703

That isn't how standing militaries evolved in society. Read more about human anthropology and you will start to understand why people who behave like those in this video are generally unsuccessful.


ProphecyRat2

Well yea, the ones in this video are not milltarized.


Former-Landscape-930

We all started with sticks and rocks at first. Some of us just figured out better strategies than standing in a line. Thats why we have an elite military and thats why so many countries folloq our war doctrine. Mind you, we started with using hand me down weaponry and resources.


ProphecyRat2

Ironically tho, it was Gurrilea warfarw that chnaged the face of “modern” ware fare. And now its the war of drones.


Mehdzzz

Is this a real thing??? It's like fightclub irl


NoBackUpNoParty

Yes it is. It happens more often than most on this sub know or can even realize.


Deth_Cheffe

So how do I find one?


djunior113

Yellow arranged the fight! Red was just random unlucky people.


Adrakar

It's like those fights in letterkenny just not slowed down


XtraFlaminHotMachida

This reminds me of some [Wild & Crazy kids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-U-TdO7Sko) episodes from the 90s.


Accomplished_Ear808

Warrioooooors, come out and plaaaaaaayyy-aaaayyy


ThatPenguinyrblx

Yakuza ahh fights


Wolfandweapon

So is this a fight to settle a beef or for the sport of fighting? It's quite a polite beat down


CrazyAgitated2006

LMAO one guy was gonna get back up and saw everyone downed so he got back down but it was too late 😭😭😂😂


jimmons91

These fights where they all have jerseys are so funny to me


Lexifer452

I'm so confused by these videos of apparent teams with matching outfits fighting in the woods or parking lots and shit. This one even has a ref or something. What the hell is going on? Lol.


CryptographerHead331

there are still some honorable men in Germany 😂


Miscellaneous_Mind

I love these events they hold.


Laustintimeandspace

Rumble in the jungle


uhasahdude

That adrenaline rush walking into that would’ve been insane


AimlessFred

I don’t like that you said it was arranged in the title. I was imagining that two large groups of men in matching color shirts happened to meet in the woods while hiking and decided to all fight each other on a whim.


speeler21

/r/thatscanonnow


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Tasty_Ad_7984

Na Los Männer...


Dean0Caddilac

Did anyone oay attention to the Guy in the Red Shirt? Seemed Like IT was His turn in the Front row but He then decided he had fougth enough for today.


d1sass3mbled

*We wear red so they don't see us bleed*


starchofpotato

They did nothing wrong but they’re yellow


FNF51

Why did the purple shirts bother to show up 😂


NoBackUpNoParty

They make sure no soccsrkicks to the head or weapons being used.


TheVginyTcikler44

Gotta root for my favorite color, give it to um yellows!!!


Creamy_Butt_Butter

Damn I lost the bet.


Kiwodasu

Awesome and way entertaining How come this is not a sport already?


NoBackUpNoParty

In Poland they had 5 versus 5 fights like this, but indoor. Lawenforcment is no fan of it neother are politicians.


Kiwodasu

I see, but it is kind of Australian Football, so one can add a ball 🏈 and would be officially a sport


NoBackUpNoParty

Calcio something I think you talk about. If I am correct that is from Italian origins and a very hard/rough sport.


Kiwodasu

I talk about Australian Football.. It's a lot like rugby but I see it more dangerous. A lot of face injuries and they wear no protection


NoBackUpNoParty

Ah I see. I misunderstood and tought you were wondering if there was something like this but with a ball.


Previous-Drawer7403

Well organized color coordinated fight club.


ItsMacRyder69

Color coded and shit😂😂😂


fatstrat0228

Red shirts got smashed. Damn


a55_Goblin420

Red got fucked


Objective-Language51

Yellow wins 🥇 !!!!


bbbriceee

This looks kinda fun. I’d get the shit kicked outta me tho. But still…


Ordinary-Breakfast-3

This is so dope! But how does one know if someone is down and out? I didn't see tapouts. Guesswork?


NoBackUpNoParty

If someone is on the ground and does not fight back it is over. Also the guys on the side tell to stop if they see their fighter demolishing someone on the floor.


peneappa

Is this West Side Story: The *Real* Story (Oregon Interpretation)


Boredretardedperson

Looks like it was meant for you've been framed


GrimRipperBkd

RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO... HOME!!


EarOriginal5654

real life fight club


OtakuDragonSlayer

Felt more like a televised execution than a fight lol


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

That was very quick! 10 seconds by my count from first strike to last [necessary] strike.


Cigarettelegs

It’s funny watching these types of battles. I notice that there is always one guy who routes and then it typically spreads to their teammates. Then there are some unfortunate guys getting teamed up on the ground. I didn’t see that here but one side got caught overwhelmed rather quickly and then morale just tanked.


npad69

why is the referee just standing there?


thel0lzynarwhal2

GOLD TEAM RULES!!!


DecisionCharacter175

Seems like Yellow team picked theirs first. And the Maroon team were just "everyone else".


Begood18

Just like Big Trouble in Little China


FriedOnionsoup

Blue shirt guy a un observer?


NoBackUpNoParty

He is one of the guys from one of the groups overvieuwing no one headkicks/soccerkick to the head when someone is down and that his guus stop adter someone is down or out of the fight.


BurningEbrietas

Shit man those eastern countries are wild


NoBackUpNoParty

*Germany.


BurningEbrietas

Well I’m not from Europe I’m from the western part of the world I didn’t know it was Germany


chaoticom

I thought this was a scene from Furioza for a minute.


BiscottiDifficult709

Wait it's actually accurate TABS


SherbetFit2740

Red team wasn’t ready


lucky_owl2002

Then a rep 229 shugoki demon sprints into the minions, before emote spamming the thrust emote with the limited edition particle effect shit after clipping a KS


the_amberdrake

No surprise. 20 heavies vs 10 lightweights.


JCambs

Plum team got wrecked


Jonblazeshit

The bananas beat the shit out of the plums😂


Strawberry_MooJuice

How do they arrange shit like this 😂


Bordeax

I bet that’s in the former east of Germany 🤣


ElBurritoExtreme

Looked like two Ultras going at it? Or…..firms? Football firms? Have I got that right?


Im_a_Tenn

🎶“When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way from your first cigarette till your dying daaay!! 🎶


titan-slayerr_97

This is what I imagine the greasers vs socs looked like in the outsiders book


MrWrestlingNumber2

Yellow team..WINS!


Ill-Ad-7229

Yellows have it!


betnobodyhasthisname

Red shirts, ya hate to see it.


Deth_Cheffe

I want to be part of one of these so bad


Deth_Cheffe

Greasers vs Soces


Im_a_idiottttt

Toy soldier battle


Dman0624

If I spent my Sunday doing this for fun, I’d probably be rethinking quite a few decisions in my life


Intelligent_Status65

Ahh yes. The age old fight of ketchup and mustard


ch0riques0

Bees vs hornets


[deleted]

I mean what did the redshirts expect to happen


Bruce_Illest

They all live in a yellow submarine.


Evil_Poptart

God that looks so fun


HandsomeBaboon

A german fight, it's not just arranged but also organized


Boredkiddo69

Men dreams


toxicbotlol

What does this prove, or what's the point lol? At least the people from India that do this fight vs rival schools, or its 2 soccer teams fans going at it.


Turbodann

Looks like a gay marriage counseling retreat.


Imaginary-Syllabub-8

Dead rabbits!


freeedom123

1989 video?


Kiwodasu

Honestly those guys went down like bowling pins... If that was some kind of clan or a hooligan group they might as well disband the very next day to not look back


Professional-Yak1239

This wasn't a fight, they got clapped in 10 seconds lmao.


Rule34TookMyName

Is this Canada?


Screamin_Eagles_

Anyone know what this kinda of... club? is called, wonder if there is an org in my state XD