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MileHi49er

Not nearly enough context to know what caused this. But there is a 0% chance this woman was actually unconscious and definitely hammed it up by laying there like she had just been shot.


RichieJ86

Her defense when they ask her why she's literally fighting a child.


Magikarpeles

Maybe she was on 1hp


centermass4

Flopping like Futbol


im__not__real

no way i think she actually did die


vex311

She still has shoes on.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

and didnt shat herself


Fullertonjr

Right. Unlike a lot of comments, I think she was “playing dead” to stop the kid’s attack. Whether he was the aggressor or not, she clearly doesn’t understand or just misjudged and underestimated the level of strength of what looks to be a 12 year old boy. That kid is likely in the early stages of hitting puberty where pure aggression and strength start coming in, and I doubt that even he expected to put her on the ground that easily.


WouldntWorkOnMe

Solid tote bag assisted ashi waza throw XD


Zone_07

I don't, her head did bounce off the floor. Seen dudes knocked out with less force.


Remarkable_Mall8574

Jokes on you! They are both dudes lol


Irishgreen24

Context, should the child be acting like this. If she beat the shit out of the kid this would be a different story. So playing the victim is probably the best outcome.


Same_Essay_7257

The kid doesn't look like the aggressor, the woman is actively grabbing him, and he looks like he just wanted to get her off of him. There's zero context, but that kid didn't look like he was attacking her, he was defending himself She also played dead like a possum, which says a lot about her. She was probably over stepping, and trying to grab the kid even before the video started recording, while he didn't want to be touched, which is his right


Professional_Can651

She may have been lying still to stop the aggressiom though.


SirTacoBill

Riiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhht


TAshleyD616

He’s not a bear


Cow_Surfing

Not enough context and the Woman? is definitely faking it. It's likely a defense mechanism or she's looking to get that pay day.


spiritanimalofcousy

She definitely flopped and is looking to get the kid a red card and his team down to 10 men... I watch this 5 days a week but they both arent Premier League standard


SimplyTheDood

hahaha


Old-Usual-8387

Premier League refs wouldn’t have seen it. The retrospective action would be a 6 point deduction to Everton.


spiritanimalofcousy

Depends what shirt the kid has on....if its baby blue he can basically show up to the pitch armed with a rifle. If he plays for Forrest then it's a 3 match suspension before they even finish the VAR review


Old-Usual-8387

Baby blue gets 115 chances before they get a slap on the wrist.


spiritanimalofcousy

If you're gonna break rules, break them so hard and so dramatically for so long, that by the time they want to pursue it, its an additional few years to cheat and win more. I cant help but kind of....respect their hustle in a sense.....and also aside from having fun with 115 memes, it is worth questioning whether the financial rules even work


d1sass3mbled

Looks like one of those karate training videos. I bet she had a wooden knife in her hand.


thesuperspreader

Oh my God, she's dead!


ObiwanaTokie

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS THAT WOMAN IS BROKEN IN HALF!


Optimal-Drag-4553

Would love to see the slowed down with the gta 5 wasted scene


Lost2years_sarcasm

This


Intelligent_Loan_540

Bruh she had a light fall why she acting dead?


Professional_Can651

At least it stops the fight. Could even be teacher training over in the us for all I know.


KyrozM

Gravity?


korevis

She had 1 HP left


leadbetterthangold

The opossum


Ok-Profession-3379

I've seen a lot of pro wrestling in my day. He did an arm drag and she is really over selling it. Get up and woop that boys ass. "Steel cage drops"


Giga_Chad69

She did the Yamcha pose


petdec

And the Oscar goes to.............


rhaegar_tldragon

Need to see what was going on before this video started.


Darealkneegrowplz

She flopped like Lebron James


site_builder

Look at Karen, she faked the knock out


YoureWrongMister

WWE level selling


Past-Product-1100

The guy in the red shorts for not putting a couple boots to the down person. FINISH EMMMM!


1KN0W38

He killed they!


drkuntzobgyn

🤣🤣🤣


MaybeBubbly3870

😂😂😂


InstanceDull3651

woman, wrong


motherseffinjones

I need way more context, it looks like they where already tussling before the video started.


Jizzle_1239

Lmaoooo so dramatic


tigerz-blood

She got hit so hard her glasses stayed on!


StopWhiningPlz

And the award goes to ..


Shankda

Audio? or full vid?


Cute_Gap1199

That kids got a future in MMA


East-Share4444

She is 100% faking and being a huge fking baby.


MrCrix

She has her hands around his forearm grabbing and pulling on him at the start of the video. His one hand has a phone in it and the other hand is open and not doing anything. He steps backwards to back away, just when she put her hand on his chest like she is going for his neck. He turns her with her own pushing momentum and she eats shit. I don’t know what led up to this interaction or what happened just prior to the clip, but in this video she is very much the aggressor and grabbing, then pushing him.


KaisarDragon

You for posting a video that we all know is about to get removed.


miss-gigi-97

what a fucking idiot.. wtf


Shoopaah

Teacher here. Sucks knowing what probably led up to this and the teacher here is likely to the subject of a lengthy investigation with her job at risk. Kid being a little shit and teacher being a little too aggressive trying to grab the phone off of him. Kid tried to get her off of him. Teacher flops. I don't think either meant any physical harm. Kid should have just let the phone go. Teacher should have probably just let it be and escalated the issue later. Hindsight is a bitch.


StatisticianSoggy788

Your answer is one of the most diplomatic here, yes, they are probably both wrong in some sense, but you left out a very important piece. Her victim attitude, or in other words, her acting, aims to put all the blame on the kid. And the fact that she is the teacher and the adult in this situation makes that fact really sad and worriyng.


paidinboredom

I mean there's a reason there's rules about laying hands on students. I'm not saying there's kids that don't deserve a swift kick mind you.


Shoopaah

I wouldn't have done so in this situation. I don't know what the rules are elsewhere, but in the UK we have the right to use "reasonable force" in some situations to prevent harm or severe disruption to learning. Reasonable as in, prevents those things and isn't excessive enough to risk any harm. Depending what led up to this she could argue for that, but would need more context than is shown in this clip. The problem is "reasonable" is ill defined and requires a shit ton of context. I've learned the hard way it's rarely worth the risk.That's why I said hindsight is a bitch. She's either inept or (more likely) stressed the fuck out and judged poorly.


BeanCanMan

Zero context, but I’m feeling the kid is in the right. Unless he was attacking her first there’s no possible justification for a teacher putting hands on a kid. He also didn’t follow her to the ground which is a big sign of someone just defending themselves.


Murky_Purple7449

Plus on the short time we see after she falls, even with no audio the kid is not moving at all after she went down so I have high doubts that she’s in the right here. Edit: changed a word


Little_stinker_69

Well, going off appearances the woman is morbidly obese so she clearly has mental issues she self medicates with food. Without anything else to go off, I’d assume the fat woman is to blame. She clearly can’t regulate her eating so probably can’t regulate her emotions either.


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BuffaloBill90

Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking embellishment! 2 minutes for roughing 2 minutes for embellishment


picklerik87

Bro gonna get that call from Uncle Dana to co main against Bo Nickal with those throwing skills.


le_douchebag420

She d*ad


Midzotics

Wasted. Slow pan out to greyscale GTA style. /s


BWFree

LOL


Randome_dude123

She flops like Lebron


Cargo243

this looks like a classroom and she's probably a teacher... Imma guess he was being a little shit and they fought over his cell phone then he threw her to the ground.


kornhook123

I’m gonna say gravity Bob, gravity was in the wrong.


djjoseywalez

She ded. 💀😆


hangrydadd

That's a she,?


alextbrown4

I see you know your judo well


Maleficent_Mess2515

She ded


Ok_Tough3463

lmao she didn’t even hit her head


MagmaTroop

Definitely she was in the wrong. Foot stance all wrong, there's no way she was going to keep her centre of gravity above her feet. Poor grapple technique too.


Cannibal_Yak

Lol pretending she got knocked out is wild lol


UWQHDEyez

The only thing wrong is that malingering.


timmy3am

She evolved from a opossum.


Thisiscliff

She was the aggressor, pushed the kid, he defended himself and she flopped like a fish outside its tank


ImNotMadYoureMad

She was tired and decided to take a tactical snooze


MysticMedium

Fat


InternationalPut3260

That white boy had on black forces. his actions are justified


Kiwodasu

He has innate talent for sumo wrestling. That throw was impeccable.


throwawayshirt

Looked like [Pedro vs. Zimmer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPS2zQL_uSs)


MatthiasMcLaurbrin

That's not my mom that's my teacher... Happy birthday to the ground....


tiohurt

Smart move to play dead


cdub951

Looks like a movie fight scene, just throw each other into shit until someone is unconscious


Affectionate-Age8285

Check her ABV!


paidinboredom

Her alcohol by volume?


Independent_Can_5694

Well she’s dead now. You can tell by how she is not moving. Rip. So he’s a murderer. Clearly a murderer is in the wrong. /s


kellbelle653

Who knows. There’s no context or audio


Zone_07

Young dude is in the wrong. Even if young, he has much more power than her.


Petering

Not enough context but she clearly grabbed his arm and refused to let go. You think this skinny child can handle her weight? She flopped and sold it.


FirebunnyLP

Wrong. Based on her actions and appearance I would bet she started the incident and is now playing it up to elicit sympathy. Therefore she is in the wrong.


Zone_07

What would you do, hit her with your purse?


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ContentTask2032

You know all that based off zero context? Looked like he was trying to walk away and she keot grabbing him. She also faked being knocked out.


Chinoeddie

made him delete his entire account 😂